I Can Talk to Cats

There will be cubs every year.

Suddenly hearing this, Lin Lan was first ashamed: "No ... it is going to give birth every year, why do you want me? I won't give birth."

She had raised a kitten for more than a month, that is, sapphire, which was never too small.

"Because I'm not sure whether it will be born tonight or tomorrow morning every year. Dr. Liu said that there should be no problem in giving birth to cubs every year, and no human intervention is needed, but I am still scared." Holding Lin Lan's hand tightly, Miss Wei Expressing her panic and panic, "If it was born tonight, the clinic was closed, I ... I won't be alone!"

Lin Lan: "..."

Understand, in fact, the clinic over there can give birth to cubs every year, so safe that even a 24-hour pet hospital does not have to run, but the inexperienced Miss Wei is so afraid that she wants to bring her to accompany her .

"I know that I must be in trouble for you, but among the people I know here, apart from Dr. Liu, only you know the cat best." Knowing that she wanted someone to stay with her to stay up late, she was ashamed and embarrassed. It ’s just that your landlord is simply not obliged to take care of this, but the unsociable Azhai ca n’t think of anything nice, holding back only a few words, “I, I can be paid! Otherwise let I can come here to work and help on vacation! "

"Hey—?" The manager Lin, who had already recovered, dragged his voice and frowned at her deliberately. "Why is it money and part-time job? Can't I just give a kitten a reward?"

Miss Wei was stunned for a moment, and it seemed that she hadn't thought about using a cat to work.

Cheng Fengyang, who had been watching behind, couldn't help but burst out laughing. Seeing Miss Wei was still dumbfounded, she couldn't help but make up for Lin Lan: "Meaning that Lan Lan has already promised you."

Wei Yan suddenly showed the color of salvation and nodded repeatedly: "I gave it to Lan Lan so he can keep cats, and the kittens must be well taken care of when they come here."

Cats usually give birth to several cats. Although they are different from the original plan to raise them all, Wei Yan will not be reluctant to give it to Lin Lan.

Lin Lan, who was just talking and laughing, was stunned when she saw that she was so cheerful, and then she quickly laughed: "Then it is so good, I will pick up a kitten every year."

"Okay, don't regret it." Cheng Yuan also has his own little Jiujiu, "In fact, if you want to leave Lan Lan, I will have other kittens later and I can find you as a reference, which is also very good." Honestly People also have ideas.

The quasi-cat grandma promised to send the cub, the manager Lin was of course welcome, and the flies rubbed their hands to wait for the birth event that would come at night.

After finishing the disinfection process with Cheng Fengyang, after Lin Lan entered the water bar, he made a few cups of tea and brought it over to share with his friends while talking about pregnant cats.

"Every year, have you left the cat at home?"

"Well, I wanted to take you outside to find you, but I was afraid of being bad for it, so I stayed at home."

"Does Dr. Liu tell you the precautions required for mid-year delivery?"

"Some, some, I have copied them all! And all the things to be prepared have already been bought!"

Miss Wei took out the tablet she carried in her bag and handed it to Lin Lan, and the two girls studied head-to-head against the electronic screen.

Although sitting at this table, Cheng Fengyang couldn't get in the way: "..."

In the end, the young man had no choice but to pick up the cup and drink tea, and later grabbed a snow Mei Niang from the plate and chewed in his mouth.

The tea is really delicious, and the snacks are also really delicious, but the topic is really inaccessible.

Sure enough, there is no way to live without mentioning cats in the cat teahouse.

Feeling slightly depressed, Cheng Fengyang hugged a Mankikon bypassing their table and rubbed the shortest leg of the cat into the arms.

Hey, don't say that this feel is really not comparable to that of the big dog at home.

Here Lin Lan and Wei Yan discuss the delivery of cats. Cheng Fengyang sits on the side holding the cat lonely, near the other side of the water bar. Wang Jiayang and Tang Xiaoya who came to work part-time on the weekend looked at them with a smirk Non-stop.

"It's terrible." Missy murmured softly.

Tang Xiaoya rarely echoed: "It's miserable."

After giving someone a refreshment, I was completely immersed in the cat cubs, but because the other party didn't understand this kind of thing at all, I didn't even have the ability to intervene. I could only drink tea and watch the cat's eyes.

When Lin Lan recovered from the discussion, he saw Cheng Fengyang sitting down and teasing the cat, holding the teasing stick and swaying towards the short-legged cat lying on his knees. , Manki Kang cat's dachshund fluttered its short legs around the feather pendant, playing very fascinating.

Lin Lan immediately accused: "I'm sorry, Fengyang, I just talked too much." After chatting, I forgot about another big living person.

"It's okay, it's more important on your side." Cheng Fengyang waved his hand, "You decided to stay up late at night to deliver?"

"Yeah, already said that." Lin Lan replied, "You don't want to come too?"

Cheng Fengyang really thought about it, but still shook his head regretfully: "I went to just watch the excitement, I can't do much to help, and I have to go to work to see the customer tomorrow, it's still forgotten."

He slept under dark circles to receive customers overnight, which is the rhythm of asking for orders.

Tang Xiaoya also has this regret. Although she rents here, the livestock that she wants to go to work tomorrow cannot really hurt.

"Me and me!" Wang Jiayang raised his hand high, ignoring Tang Xiaoya's disgusted and envious look, "Bring me and Wei Yan! I can stay with me at night!" She was full of curiosity about the kittens. Knowing that Wei Yan had waited for Lin Lan deliberately because of this matter, she had already volunteered to accompany her.

"Yes, Miss Wang also come." Wei Yan did not reject Wang Jiayang, and was familiar, and promised to be equally cheerful.

In this way, the paternity trio was officially finalized. After dinner was used in the evening, they all gathered in Wei Yan's house on the fourth floor.

Lin Lan came to Wei Yan's house for the second time.

"A lot less than last time." Looking at the empty living room, she couldn't help sighing.

Miss Wei gave a helpless and weak smile: "... No way, there is a cat at home."

Teacup killer, decoration spoiler, small house teardown ... These titles seem to be suitable for naughty domestic cats. Every concise and simple cat owner in the family has a history of blood and tears destined to be fruitless. Like Miss Wei, thousands of words finally condensed a forgiving smile.

"I understand." Manager Lin immediately stopped the topic.

When she was about to ask where the cat was, Miss Wei opened the bedroom door, and her big belly could not wait to run out of it year after year.

"Meow--" (Yan Yan, where have you been away for so long? My stomach hurts!)

The gray long-haired cat rubbed Miss Wei's calf, and the straight tail lifted the other person's buttocks immediately.

"Yeah, the hair on its buttocks is a little dirty!" Wang Jiayang, the last one to come in, immediately barked at the cat, "Is it going to be born!"

This is the performance of broken amniotic fluid.

At this time, Miss Wei immediately gently lifted the cat and trot to the nest that was already arranged in the bedroom. In that, she had already placed the urine pad as described in the guide. Clean and convenient.

She was very well prepared and thought very well, but when she was about to give birth every year, the cat was obediently waiting in the cat's nest for delivery, but ran out of it with a meow and jumped to Wei Yan's sleeper.

"This ...!?" Miss Wei was upset and wanted to hug the cat. "Every year, you can't do it. You have to be born in a cat's nest, which will stain the quilt."

She held the cat in her arms and Linlan stopped it when she was about to push it into the cat's nest again. Lin Lan directly took out the diaper pad in the cat's nest, spread it on the bed, and asked Wei Yan to put the cat on it.

"Just give birth here every year. The cat's nest doesn't smell like your **** shovel officer. It's very uneasy. Even if you make a few more attempts, it will eventually give birth to cubs on your bed."

Miss Wei: "... Okay, okay."

After being put on the diaper pad on the bed every year, the result was quiet, only over there because it was about to produce uneasy walking.

"Find a few more diapers to lay out, so that it doesn't get dirty when walking back and forth." Lin Lan said again, and Wei Yan immediately ran to the living room to find something.

After a while she returned with a bunch of things: "Lan Lan, I also brought all the other things. What are you going to use soon?"

In addition to the urine pad, she also took things such as iodophors, scissors, paper rolls, disposable gloves, goat milk powder, syringes, and canned nutrition, which Lin Lan had seen on the tablet memo before.

Lin Lan helped to disperse a few things, and then helped to spread the urine pad together, and all three of them put on disposable gloves.

"Meow ..." (Yan Yan, I hurt!)

During this time, the long-haired cat lying on its side issued a signal of coquettishness to its **** officer.

Lin Lan reached out and patted the overwhelmed Wei Yan: "Don't be stunned. The steps that I saw in the video to help the mother cat go along the stomach are used. Let you help it midwifery every year."

The stunned program Yuan looked like a bead of abacus at this moment, and flicked it a bit, and his brain had no idea what to do next.

Wang Jiayang watched Wei Yan press the belly of the mother cat over there, thinking about it and took scissors and alcohol: "I will disinfect the scissors. After a while the kitten is born to cut the umbilical cord."

"Then I'll get hot water and a hair dryer. The tutorial said that the kittens should be dried immediately after taking a bath with warm water."

All three had something to do, and it was methodical for a while.

When Lin Lan got the pot and hot water bottle, the phone that Miss Wei threw on the bed suddenly rang, and a video connection request jumped out of the screen.

"It's my company colleague." Wei Yan said and started the video. In a flash, a few square videos appeared on the screen.

[Wei Yan! I heard that every year is going to be born today! 】

[I see your leave note tomorrow, want to deliver the cat? How is it now every year? 】

[Wei Yan, show us every year! 】

[I said before that you will give me one when you give birth to a kitten every year! 】

A bunch of programmer colleagues in checkered shirts huddled in their video grids and asked one after another, as if a group of ducks that had released the gate kept quacking.

"Noisy!" Grandma Wei, who was giving birth to the cat, greeted the group of ducks very unkindly. "It is still being born every year. Give me a quiet time! Who else promised to give you kittens, think Beautiful! "

The phone was quiet for a moment, and with the help of Wang Jiayang, the programmers also saw the female cat in production. So this silence did not last long.

[I ’ve seen this technique, there is this video in the tutorial for cat delivery. Wei Yan, the direction of your stomach scraping is a further 30 degrees downward, and the action should be harder, otherwise the kitten will not be pushed out. 】

[Wei Yan, did you give a nutritious meal every year? 】

[See, see!] There is a head ... no, there is a leg out! My kitty is born! 】

【Pooh! its mine! I prepared milk powder for milk cats a week ago! 】

Three people in the room: "..."

I seem to understand a little bit the reason why Miss Wei, who has always been greedy, becomes more angry when she faces her colleagues.

A group of technicians was noisy across the screen, but Miss Wei gradually lost her initial helplessness, and her blank mind regained its content. She started to work slowly and gradually, as predicted in her mind.

An hour later, the first kitten was born smoothly with her gradually proficient movements, took the sterilized scissors handed over by Wang Jiayang to cut off the umbilical cord, and then picked up Lin Lan's prepared paper towel to wrap the kitten, and then followed the instructions of the tutorial The posture shook off the amniotic fluid in the kitten's cavity. When he heard the kitten finally cry, Wei Yan knew that he had delivered the baby successfully.

The newborn kitten was soaked with wet clothes, and the baby's fur suit looked like a little mouse. Wei Yan took it to take a bath with warm water, and then used his hair dryer to dry his hair carefully. Go to the mother cat.

[Gray Tabby! The kid's dad is a raccoon flower! 】

Seeing the appearance of the big tire, the video became lively again.

[The raccoon flower is also pretty good. You see, the eldest son still wears white gloves on all four feet. It looks pretty. 】

[If you can have a white scarf on your chest, it ’s more beautiful, but it does n’t matter. 】

Wei Yan ignored the gang and continued to deliver the cat.

Almost another hour later, the second kitten was born.

It is a pure black kitten.

【What? pure black! ? 】

[It ’s not impossible. 】

[Pure black is also pretty, but I do n’t know if it is a long-haired cat like every year. 】

The third cat was born one hour apart.

[Pure white? 】

[This looks good, the third son inherits his mother's white area. 】

[One black, one white, and one gray tabby, interesting. 】

If the second child and the third child only caused programmers to wonder, the birth of the fourth kitten really made them blow up.

[Orange white! ? I'm right, an orange! 】

[It was still gray and black before, and the orange suddenly appeared? 】

[I ca n’t judge the child ’s father ’s identity. Is it gray tabby or yellow tabby, or is it just pure white or pure black! 】

In the following years, two kittens were born, one gray and white, and one tortoiseshell cat, and the six-hour delivery was finally over.

It was already two or three o'clock in the middle of the night, and the people watching the live broadcast felt sleepy, not to mention the person in charge of delivery at the scene.

Missy is also yawning again and again, but like everyone else, her body is tired, but her spirit is very excited. Listening to the endless cries of Mimi in the ear, she stared curiously at the milk cats who had all returned to the mother cat and swallowed milk. The very different colors could not be ignored.

Not only the programmers watching the video were surprised, but Wei Yan and Wang Jiayang were also very surprised. They always felt that the situation of these little milk cats is really not right.

"Actually, don't be surprised." Mr. Lin wiped his hands with a towel and took the opportunity to confuse the audience. "You can find out by looking up the information on the Internet. A female cat can be pregnant with multiple male cat children , So the colors of the milk cats are different. Of course, even if they are born to the same pair of parents, the milk cats still have a certain probability and the parents have different colors. It is normal and should be calm.

Everyone: "..." The cat circle is really messy.

Mr. Lin can ignore the impact of everyone, and has looked back at the kittens in the milk. Although she will not take the cat away before weaning, it does not prevent her from booking in advance.

Which kitten should I pick?