I Can Talk to Cats

Early spring is warm and the branches bloom.

Xicheng, which was originally in the south of the Yangtze River, also began to enter a colorful atmosphere.

A butterfly flew from the rose flowers in the green belt on the street, and the yellow wings of the goose fluttered across the front row of shop front doors.

A plaque engraved with Yuxiang's family in a medium-sized restaurant has guests entering from time to time.

The restaurant has made a glass window. People walking outside can clearly see the rows of transparent water tanks behind the window. Various kinds of river fish, shrimp and crab swim in a grid of water tanks.

Outside the window, a gray tabby fat raccoon lay lazily on the mat. The cat was fed by the owner of the fish shop and became very fat. He lay there and looked like a cat instead of a cat. The fat sea cucumber circle of water is there.

At this time, the fat sea cucumber's eyes were fixed on the butterfly that was gradually flying away, and was attracted by the sound of a fish fishing behind the window in the next second.

I saw a fish-pulling net bag constantly stirring in a black fish tank. The fish in it evaded from side to side but there was still no way to escape. The biggest and most spiritual black fish was quickly removed.

"Just eat this!" The guest who fished out the fish in the restaurant told the shopkeeper next to him that the black fish caught was very energetic, fluttering in the net and shaking out a lot of water from time to time.

"Good!" The boss skillfully put the fish in the net on the weighing machine. "You have a good view of the guests. This is the best black fish in the store! ...... A total of two pounds and three pounds. How to eat? Grilled or sauerkraut fish? "

"The fish is divided into two halves. Let's do both." The fish-fishing guest asked the companion next to him and gave such a reply.

"Okay, come right away! A few people will find a place to sit down first, and I will take the fish to the back." The boss immediately responded and greeted the staff on standby to lead the guests to the seat, carrying the fish to the kitchen. I shouted loudly while walking, "Table 10, one grilled fish and one sauerkraut fish!"

The diners who were seated near the gate listened to the boss's vigorous shouting, and all of them were in a good mood, waiting for food while chatting.

"This restaurant tastes good, the cook fish is super good!"

"Yes, I had eaten grilled fish once last month and it tastes absolutely amazing!"

"This time I ordered another sauerkraut fish, I don't know if it's delicious."

The voices of the diners reached the door. The fat raccoon dog lying outside shook his ears and stood up from the mat. The familiar door got into the shop and walked in the heels of the waiter to the kitchen behind.

In the back kitchen across the door wall, the boss holding the previous blackfish threw the fish into a water tank, and then retrieved a nearly heavy but obviously half-dead blackfish from another water tank that also contained the fish. Chef: "Use this one."

Two water tanks, one with energetic fish and the other with snapper that is about to take a break, combined with the boss's previous actions, has already explained everything.

The kitchen worker responsible for killing fish and scratching the scales had no objection at all. After taking the snapper, he went to the fish washing area and started the work. Obviously, he was used to it.

Fat raccoon sitting in the corner of the kitchen door saw this scene in his eyes, sticking out his tongue and licking the corner of his mouth. First, he looked at the water tank with fresh live fish very regretfully, and then walked towards the fat cat walk. Fish worker.

"Meow--" Fat people always have a beautiful voice opposite to their appearance. This fat raccoon flower is no exception. When the voice is lengthened toward the fish killer, the meow is absolutely amazing.

And the chef in charge of killing fish immediately smiled when he heard the meow: "Come and eat again, wait a minute, Maruko, get it for you."

After a few minutes, the fat raccoon ball harvested a few of the cat ’s favorite fishy foods, such as fish gills, etc., without eating his head.

The owner is the owner of this fish restaurant. Every day he opens a small stove. It is no surprise that Maruko is so fat.

After the fat raccoon spent time enjoying the meal, the fast-moving back-cooker made the delicious fish that had been stolen to make two delicious dishes and delivered them out. When Maruko stepped on the catwalk and left the kitchen, table 10 over there The two guests were eating with a happy face, completely unaware of the secrets in the kitchen.

In less than an hour, they ate and stomped out of the gate with their stomachs satisfied.

"Hey, the boss's cat brought us at the door."

"It really is a cat in a fish restaurant. It is really fat."

The two talked and left with a smile. Only Maruko leaning against the gate watched their backs lick their mouths again.

Oh, the stupid human being was deceived by its owner again.

Not long after it heard the familiar footsteps behind it, it turned around and saw a chef carrying a bucket out of the back kitchen. He took the bucket and dumped it into the tank where the black fish was previously placed. Several black fish mixed in from the inside. The water tank was filled with the previously empty water tank, and the diners who had walked away had not found that the fish they had ordered had returned to their original positions.

Maruko yawned a big yawn in a boring way. The owner was tired of this set, but it was a pity that he could n’t eat the biggest black fish. On the first day from the black fish, Maruko stared at it The snow has melted and the flowers have bloomed, but it still hasn't eaten.

At this moment, a blue car drove from the empty parking space in front of the shop door. After slowly stopping, a man and a woman came down from the inside.

"Yuxiang Renjia?" Lin Lan looked at the lintel of the restaurant in front of him, turned to look at Cheng Fengyang next to him, "Is this here?"

"Yes, this is the house." Cheng Fengyang nodded with a smile when he put the car keys in his pockets. "Although I am here for the first time, it is recommended by my company's foodie colleagues, saying the grilled fish inside is a must , You wo n’t be disappointed if you try it. "

"So many designers say so, then I will definitely try it." Lin Lan replied, "Okay, this time you invite me to pay, and I will wait for you to arrange it after entering the store."

"That's for sure!" The other party made a firm beating on the chest, "I'll leave it to me later!"

The two were talking and moving towards the door of the store. When they were about to enter the door, Lin Lan saw the fat raccoon flower in front of the window. Because it was too fat, he couldn't help but look at it more.

This raccoon cat looked fat, but was very keen on people's eyes, and immediately looked up. When the eyes of one person and one cat intersected, the fat raccoon also gave Lin Lan a meow.

Lin Lan couldn't help but walk.

"What's the matter?" Cheng Fengyang next to him asked, and finally asked the sweetheart alone today. The young man was not happy at all, and his face seemed casual. In fact, he was always paying attention to the actions of the people beside him.

"Nothing." Lin Lan shook her head. "Let's go in."

She could n’t always tell Cheng Fengyang that the little fat cat had just said, “There are two more stupid human beings going to be my master”.

Fooled? What are you going to do?

Does the owner of this shop sell fake fish or engage in other fraudulent customer behavior?

Lin Lan was alert, but on the face came into the store with Cheng Fengyang. On the face of it, he saw the shop owner with a diligent smile. Cheng Fengyang had already taken over the fishing net delivered by the other party.

"Eating grilled fish or picking black fish tastes the best." The young man took a fishing net and smiled at Lin Lan, while walking to the water tank with black fish. "Wait for Lan Lan, I will pick you the best one! "

The fishing net was agitated again in the water tank. Not long after that, the **** fish picked by the previous guests was caught again. The **** fish was tossed several times in a short time, and the struggling force was a little smaller than the last time.

"Guests have good eyesight, but this is the best black fish in the store!" The boss delivered a rainbow fart at this time, reached out to catch the fish handed over by the process, and placed it skillfully on the scale next to it.

When weighing the fish, Lin Lan saw that the fat cat outside had entered the store and sat next to the water tank. His eyes were fixed on the **** fish in the net pocket, and a cry came out of his mouth.

"Meow--" (You certainly can't eat this fish, just like me, you can only see it in the water.)

Fat raccoon just whispered to herself casually, but it fell in Lin Lan's ears, which was very rich in information. In almost a few seconds, Lin Lan figured out what kind of restaurant is too fat for fat cats.

"A total of two pounds and three pounds, how do guests want to eat? Grilled or sauerkraut fish?" The owner of the shop who had finished the scale warmly asked the guests how to eat.

Lin Lan quickly stepped forward: "Cheng Fengyang ..."

She had just spoken, and the young man who was talking to her boss in front of her reached out: "Not busy first."

When the boss was stunned, Cheng Fengyang reached out and grabbed the fish on the scale, then lifted it high and fell **** the ground.

The fish could not be moved, and the people around him were still.

But the man who fell the fish did not stop. He picked up the fish from the ground and fell again.

"Okay, this is all right." Cheng Fengyang, who was completely determined to have killed the fish, pulled two tissues at the front desk to wipe his hands, and looked up to the shopkeeper who was already dumbfounded. "All made of grilled fish. Come again." A tofu with preserved egg and a bottle of beer. Let's sit ... it's fine at table 8. "

Once back to God, the youth has arranged everything properly.

The store owner carried the dead black fish and tried to raise a slightly stiff smile: "Is the grilled fish and preserved egg tofu, arrange it immediately!" Probably don't want to see Cheng Fengyang's face again, he quickly carried the fish to the kitchen Shouted, said, "Table 8, grilled fish and preserved egg tofu!"

The boss went hurriedly, and didn't notice that the fat raccoon followed him happily into the back.

(Eat big fish, eat big fish! Fresh big fish!)

Lin Lan: "..." What to do, suddenly wanted to laugh.

No, she has to hold back.

Until he sat at the table and walked away to the waiter who brought the tableware, Lin Lan still didn't hold back the smile, and chuckled.

Cheng Fengyang was suddenly embarrassed to see her suddenly smile: "I didn't mean to do it like this. I was really scared by the cats in the hotel now, so I can only do that."

"What?" Originally thought that Cheng Fengyang had discovered that the shop secretly changed fish, but the tone seemed to be absent, Lin Lan couldn't help but stunned, "So you are not sure yet?"

"I'm here for the first time, where can I determine what." Cheng Fengyang did not hide it, and said directly, "This habit was unexpectedly encountered when I ate with my brothers in another fish restaurant last summer. At the beginning, we all I do n’t know that there will be some fish in the fish shop secretly, but when we left home that day, someone found himself in the store halfway down. When he turned back, he just saw the clerk replaying the fish we picked back. Water tank. I picked the fish myself. Of course I was impressed, and I can see it at a glance. "

Encountered such a thing, of course it is impossible for several men to rush in and find the shop owner theory when it has never happened. Although the latter shop paid their meals in order to calm down the incident, Cheng Fengyang was still depressed by this matter. .

"After that, I will do this every time I eat in the fish restaurant." Cheng Fengyang said here, it was a serious face and a serious face. "At most, the thick-skinned face is rolled by people, but it is better than not knowingly losing money."

Lin Lan couldn't laugh when he heard that. This is really life wisdom, but it's really insightful.

Not long after, the grilled fish was brought up. I saw the black fish in the rectangular baking dish cut in half. The fish was mixed with the fresh aroma of the sauce and drilled into the nostrils.

Designer Cheng even critically observed the length of the fish body, and finally nodded: "This is the right length, the one I picked." Then he picked up the chopsticks and started eating.

Lin Lan laughed again.

"By the way, Lan Lan, I mentioned it to you before. Do you still remember the business introduction?"