I Can Talk to Cats

Being urged to marry as soon as the Chinese New Year is already a Chinese New Year ’s Repertoire for young Chinese.

Compared to the elders who found someone right when they were younger, young men and women now have their own ideas. 30-year-olds are still single.

Seeing that the children are getting older, parents who are accustomed to the pattern of their own life are not in a hurry, they are not addictive to the children, the seven aunts and eight aunts are also in the battle, so that the young people follow the cursed grandson Like a monkey, the pain is too great to escape.

"It's miserable." Lin Lan smacked his lips and looked at him sympathetically. "Come on, just for a while, just go through it."

Xu Xiangfei, with a worried face, looked at her: "Shaodong, you don't seem to have this trouble."

Strictly speaking, the landlady ’s daughter is not much apart from herself. When he moved to this building, the man was still working in the magic town. She could not meet several times a year, that is, she did not go out to work this year. They The number of encounters was only a little more, and it turned from a few sides into a general acquaintance.

This relaxed look, could it be that the object has been found in Modu?

"I have made one, but split it before returning." Lin Lan waved his hand and confessed generously, "My family has a small population, and my parents and relatives are open-minded. I don't care much about it. No one rushed."

"Fool, how can you care about middle-aged and elderly people in this respect?" Xu Xiangfei looked incredulously, his eyes rounded back and looked at her expression, which was the same as the Erha Gouzi holding in his hand.

"Isn't this obvious?" Lin Lan took the same look for granted. "It's not a matter of minutes to find someone to marry on my terms. There's no need to worry about not being married."

The young and beautiful girl stood there, behind which was a small six-story building. Xu Xiangfei only felt that his chest had been heavily pierced.

Yes, she is a little renter who is worried about marriage, as long as you let go, even the family living in the opposite community has a bunch of school-age men fart to take the initiative!

"Shaodong family, has anyone said that you are a bit narcissistic?" Xu Xiangfei, who was too injured, covered her heart and accused her.

"I'm not talking nonsense." Lin Lan refuted her tenant seriously. "After all, everything I said is a fact."

Once again, the poor single dog, who was about to face the marital force, regretted why he told others.

"It's a loser, leave!" Xu Xiangfei dropped her head to make a fist gesture towards her, and turned around and walked away, "Shaodong's family, there will be a future!"

"Wang Wang!" Husky, who was dragged away as the owner pulled the rope, also shouted at her behind.

"It's easy to talk." Lin Lan smiled and waved one person and one dog from the street, unlike other tenants who rushed to the station. This one is a chartered car every year because of this big dog's relationship. Anyway, life has always been Quite chic, "See you next year, Xu Xiangfei, and Coke!"

When tenants in a building walked in sevens and eights, New Year's Eve also arrived as scheduled.

At this time, a few people from the old Cheng's family had already been away from Xicheng and had stayed in a remote home for two or three days.

There are no shopping malls, no internet cafes, and no playgrounds, and some only have cables that have been pulled out in previous years, well-renovated homes and houses, and cable TV that cannot allow programs to move forward or backward at will.

In the spacious farmhouse, Cheng Fengyang was like a dried salted fish paralyzed on the sofa. His eyes seemed to be focused on the TV channel that was being watched by the elders on the TV in front of him. In fact, he was already in the world.

Outside the house, there are a few little fart children running around in the snow-covered courtyard playing a snowball fight, with a side shepherd and a big yellow dog in the middle.

Bianmu is naturally the star brought back by Cheng Fengyang. Their family has returned to their hometowns and they have private cars. Of course, they will not throw the dogs home alone. The big yellow dog is a dog raised by Cheng's grandfather. It is not a good hand to watch the nursing home. Sometimes, he will also grab the work of rural cats and spend a lot of time to get a few mouses.

Unlike Lao Lin ’s family, whose relatives are all in Xicheng, Lao Cheng ’s members were more luxuriant. Grandpa Cheng gave birth to three sons including Grandpa Cheng Fengyang when he was young. Later, these three sons developed separately from their homes. Taking root and working hard in Xicheng, he and his wife made a courtyard house in Xicheng District, which was very backward at that time.

Grandpa Cheng did not have the luck like Grandpa Lin and bought a building by making a fortune in business. They were all houses that he worked with his wife on his own. Perhaps it was too hard when he was young, and the two old men lost their lives in less than seventy. Only the father's family stayed in the courtyard of the courtyard and continued to live a prosperous life that was neither poor nor rich. It was only after the government planned the urban area that later came to function. Although the remaining two brothers are still alive, they are still suffering from illness at an advanced age.

In contrast, Grandpa Cheng and grandma who have been staying in their hometowns and villages have a long life. They are obviously people in their 90s, but they have very strong bones, and they carry a load around the farmland for a few laps without breathing. .

The elders of the family are still alive, and everyone in the Cheng family will naturally return to their rural hometown every New Year.

At this time of year, this farmhouse compound that is more and more open and bright is very lively, and the small and large beans are a mess outside the house.

"Uncle Fengyang! Uncle Fengyang!"

Cheng Fengyang was unrequited, and several of the Douding who had been playing snowball fights in the yard ran over. The seven-year-old boy headed into the arms of the young man paralyzed on the sofa like a calf, and he was as aggressive as a calf Let the unprepared Cheng Fengyang almost never lose his breath.

"What are you doing, Cheng Xiaozhuang!" The boy's mother was also present, and immediately reprimanded when she saw it. "I don't know if Uncle Fengyang twisted his feet two days ago and still hurts. You still hit him! Apologize!"

After being trained by his mother, the over-excited boy shrunk his neck and flattened his mouth to speak quickly: "Sorry, Uncle Feng Yang, I hurt you."

"It's okay." Cheng Fengyang, with his teeth grinning, reached out and played round. "It's normal for a child to be inconsistent. Don't scold your sister-in-law."

"Don't get used to them, Fengyang." Little Zhuang mother can't help her son. She is also often angry with the skin children at home. "Your feet are not distorted by this group of smelly boys. Do n’t stop at all, you should give them tight skin! "

The little **** kids who had just been crazy in the yard suddenly shrunk their necks collectively, and one by one pitifully looked at either Cheng Fengyang or Xiaozhuang's mother.

Speaking of sprained feet, Cheng Fengyang also felt bad luck in his heart. First of all, he was hurt by the hot pot red oil before returning to his hometown. He finally lay in the house for a few days and raised it. After returning to his hometown, he was tired by the relatives ’bears Directly twisted his foot.

Is this bad for years?

There were tears in my heart, but there was still a smile on the face of the elders: "It's okay, sister-in-law, don't be angry, they all know that they are wrong. You don't dare to go to the ditch in the field these days Jumping, isn't it progress? Well, Xiaozhuang, and Mingming and Tongtong, what are you doing with me? "Didn't you go crazy with the dog before?

The young and strong friend Ming Ming immediately preemptively spoke: "Uncle Feng Yang, just now Xiao Zhuang said that you brought PAD back! We want to watch cartoons, you can get us to see it!"

Oh, when I get bored, I think of cartoons.

"Okay, I'll show you." Cheng Fengyang's bag was placed on the side cabinet case in the living room, not far away. If he wasn't injured, he would get it soon, but now it's a bit difficult.

"I'll take it, Fengyang, you are sitting!" Xiao Zhuang mother saw that he planned to take it quickly to stop it.

"Don't use it, I'm always paralyzed and I don't think I have a bone pain. Sister-in-law, let me move and move." Cheng Fengyang waved his hand, and the person had already got up from the sofa, with one injured leg half hanging, and the other foot one. Jumping towards the wall.

Finally, he jumped to the side cabinet on one leg, and Cheng Fengyang just reached for his bag and heard a series of laughs from the children in the back, with Cheng Xiaozhuang not covering up in the middle. "Grandpa and mom, look at the stars and rhubarb. "They are studying Fengyang Uncle!" Shouted, and he didn't understand the reason why he immediately turned back in seconds.

I saw Bianmu and the big yellow dog who had come with the children before him, and both dogs carried a front paw, learning to jump and jump.

"Hey! Two bad things!" Angrily Cheng Fengyang raised his hand to fight, the two dogs immediately turned around and ran, but even fled, they still carried a paw and limped away.

In an instant, there was a burst of laughter in the living room.

It's really annoying person, even a dog learns to laugh at him because of a wound!

"This also proves that whether they are stars or rhubarb, they all like you, Fengyang." Grandpa Grandpa smiled and appeased his great grandson. "You don't learn from people who are not close."

"Let's forget this kind of closeness, grandpa." The grandson was tired, and he slumped back on the sofa and continued to look irresistible. "I'm being bullied by dogs now."

His appearance only attracted more elder laughter.

"Yangyang is twenty-six this year, and it will be twenty-seven in another night." Grandma Cheng looked at her great-grandson with a smile of kindness. I still haven't returned my girlfriend. "I can't delay my child anymore. I should find a wife next year."

"It's not." After hearing the topic of interest, the little mother who tuned the children's cartoons also smiled and answered, "A few of your cousins, except Xiaohui and Apple, who are still studying One is not already talking about the object or is already married, and you ca n’t drag on for another few years. ”

"Yangyang, do you have a girl you like?" Grandpa Cheng also cared about it.

Of course there is one, but they haven't liked him yet. Cheng Fengyang thought to himself, but what he said was not so.

"Grandpa and grandma, don't worry, I'm not easy to find a wife." He deliberately straightened his back, and the new year's clothes on his body made the young facial features more and more handsome. It ’s so handsome, and the conditions are so good, it ’s not a matter of minutes to want a daughter-in-law? Wait, definitely bring back a beautiful daughter-in-law to the elders! "

"Fuck! Uncle Fengyang is so narcissistic!" Cheng Xiaozhuang, who watched the cartoon, suddenly turned his head and made a grimace to his uncle, "No shame!"

"Stinky boy, confiscate the tablet if you talk more!"

There was a sudden burst of laughter in the lively living room.

"It's not too early, and the second grandfather and his family should be almost there." The young mother suddenly looked at the sky outside the house, and suddenly said, "Too milk, I went to the kitchen to fire dinner."

"Let your mother, Fengyang mother and Mingming mother go together, and more people will be busy together to hurry up." The grandmother asked, "Before the fire, remember to dig out all three stoves and remove all the cats sleeping inside. Driven out."

"Hey!"

As night fell, Grandpa Cheng Er and his family entered the mansion of their home, and it was just time to eat. This time the old Cheng family gathered together.

The elders and juniors gathered together. This reunion dinner had three round tables. The relatives sat down to eat together and chat about the sky. The background music was already the Spring Festival Gala.

Even if many people do n’t like watching the Spring Festival Gala anymore, they still like to tune to this channel when they turn on the TV, and they are happy to hear a voice.

Of all the peers, Cheng Fengyang, an unmarried junior, was naturally impossible to squeeze into the most important table of grandpa and grandma, and because he was a single dog, he was squeezed out of the family room again because of the insufficient population. The table of my brothers and sisters has been reduced to the same table as a group of half-size children.

Is it miserable?

No, not miserable.

Escaped the various topics of marrying daughter-in-law of elders and married peers.

Cheng Fengyang said that the New Year's Eve dinner was very happy, this group of little fart children would not mention those disgusting topics, right?

It turns out that he was too happy.

"Uncle Fengyang, when are you going to marry a wife?" A fifteen-year-old cousin looked at him with his rice bowl winking. "My mother said that you are 27 tonight, it's very big. You haven't discussed Daughter-in-law? "

Cheng Fengyang suddenly felt that the chicken legs in his hands were not smelling anymore, and he scolded his nephew with a stretched face, "Little children do not take care of adults' business."

"Uncle Fengyang is so bad!" The nephew who was already in the third grade suddenly laughed, "It's too bad to have a wife at the age of 27. My dad was 3 years old at your age!"

Cheng Fengyang silently looked at the cousin who was just in the second phase of the present, put down the chopsticks in his hand, and was still laughing at the uncle who was a single dog. ran away. But soon he found out that the cousin did not come over and beat him, but turned away from the seat: "I go to the toilet."

The young man walked across the table with his cane casually and walked towards the living room door.

The moment he walked out of the house, he took out his mobile phone from his pocket, flipped out the number of his college classmate working in the experimental middle school in the phone book, and pressed the dial button.

After a few seconds.

"Hey, military, good new year! ... Hey, buddy this year is okay ... How can you compare with you, already a gold teacher, the social status is enviable ... It ’s easy to talk about it. Let ’s get together again when we have time ... Yes, I have a little thing here to invite you ... "

The time flickered and two days had passed.

On New Year ’s Eve, the cousin who had mocked the cousin and his wife had already forgotten the matter. Until the cousin left, he quietly received a courier in his hometown and took a dozen thick from the package. After the test papers and exercises of Houshi Key Experimental Middle School were handed over to his parents, the shocked and sorrowful Junior Two finally realized the seriousness of the consequences.

What is he doing to provoke a single dog without a wife? It really isn't worth it!