Cabin.

Had lunch.

Longing everyone is basking in the sun on the lawn.

At this moment, the old village chief of Taoyuan Village ran over panting: "Excuse me, where is the old god?"

The village chief went to the cabin just now.

Ye Xuan was not seen.

"Grandpa the village chief, the old man seems to have gone fishing, do you have anything to do with him?"

Sister Zifeng asked suspiciously.

The village chief was sweating profusely: "Then I'll wait, and I'll talk when the old god returns."

After a while.

Ye Xuan came back from fishing.

He carried a wooden barrel in his hand. There were at least dozens of fish in the barrel, which Ye Xuan caught in a while.

"Old man's fishing skills are getting better and better."

"Have you noticed that there is still no hook on the fishing line of the old man!"

"The old man never uses hooks for fishing. It's really awesome!"

"With so many fish, does the longing group want to eat grilled fish tonight again?"

...

"Old god!"

Saw Ye Xuan's return.

The village chief seemed a little excited.

"what happened?"

Ye Xuan knew what happened to the village by looking at the village chief's anxious expression.

The village chief came to Ye Xuan and said straightforwardly: "Master, something is bad! Our village is rioting!"

Thief?

Hear the word.

Everyone was stunned again.

Ye Xuan also frowned slightly. How could Taoyuan Village be a thief?

In Ye Xuan's impression, Taoyuan Village lives and works in peace and contentment, and the folk customs are simple and honest. He has lived here for almost a hundred years.

I have never heard of a thief.

But Ye Xuan also knew that the village chief would not lie to himself.

So he asked: "What was stolen?"

"Chick!"

The village chief said: “According to the villagers’ feedback, at least 20 chickens were lost in Taoyuan Village last night. Even the two old hens I raised at home are gone!”

"Every household in Taoyuan Village raises chickens. I don't think everyone would do such a thing. So I think the robbers are likely to come in from outside!"

The village chief guessed so.

Hearing this, the audience in the live broadcast room became angry.

"Fuck! Stealing chicken??"

"Who is so wicked, even stealing chickens?"

"It is not easy to raise chickens and ducks in the village. They are usually eaten during the New Year holidays, but they stole the chickens that people have worked so hard to raise. What do they eat for the holidays?"

"It's the 21st century now, and there are still people doing some sneaky things."

"The people upstairs are all from the city, right? In our rural areas, it is very common to have fewer chickens and ducks. Generally, this situation is likely to be man-made!"

...

Ye Xuan thought for a while and asked, "You said you lost 20 chickens in one night?"

The village chief nodded: "Yes! And this is a conservative figure. It is estimated that the real loss will be more!"

"interesting."

Ye Xuan asked again: "Do you know when you disappeared?"

The village chief didn't even think about it: "It was last night. There were 6 chickens in my house. They were locked up in the chicken pen. As a result, I got up this morning and I went to have a look. Only 4 were left!"

"Okay, you take me to your chicken coop to have a look."

Ye Xuan put down the fishing rod and bucket in his hand.

He faintly felt that things were not simple, but the reason why the chicken was really lost.

You have to go to the crime scene to find out.Three minutes later, Ye Xuan came to the village chief's house.

A group of people followed.

Of course it is longing for members.

Peng Peng: "This is the first time I have seen a chicken coop when I grow up."

Sister Zifeng pinched her nose: "It tastes so big, it's dysfunctional, I have to go outside to breathe."

After speaking, sister Zifeng came outside.

No way, girls are already more sensitive to smells.

Ye Xuan glanced at it. The chicken ring is not big, about five or six square meters.

Teacher Huang: "How is it, old man, do you see anything?"

Barrage in the live broadcast room: "Can the old man solve the case?"

"If you steal once, you will steal a second time. It's better to catch the thief!"

"It goes without saying that the old man is here, so I must know who stole the chicken!"

...

Ye Xuan glanced twice, and then said: "This shouldn't be a human crime. If I'm not mistaken, it might be some animals."

animal?

Everyone couldn't help but stunned.

"An animal that likes to steal chickens, is it a weasel?"

"The question is, is there a weasel in Taoyuan Village?"

"Foxes also like to steal chickens, by the way! And pythons!"

"Damn, the pythons are here, don't scare people!"

"Taoyuan Village has even bears, weasels, and pythons, isn't it normal?"

"..."

at this time.

Ye Xuan suddenly squatted down, staring at the ground under his feet, and he saw some traces on it.

"follow me."

Then Ye Xuan got up and walked along these traces.

The village chief behind him and the people who yearn for it are all unknown.

But because of curiosity, he still kept up with Ye Xuan's pace.

After a few minutes.

In front of a cave.

"Fuck, the animal the old man said is hiding in it, right?"

"It's a lot of grass, I can't see it clearly inside."

"Such a big hole, isn't it a wild boar?"

"Have you ever seen a wild boar steal a chicken??"

...

When the barrage is in full swing.

Ye Xuan picked up a stone and threw it in towards the entrance of the cave.

boom!

A strange sound sounded, as if it had hit something.

"You guys step back."

Ye Xuan reminded, the village head and the yearning people immediately backed away.

"Roar!"

At this moment, the roar of some kind of beast came from the entrance of the cave, causing Teacher Huang and the others to change their faces.

The village chief was trembling with his face: "Tiger, this is the tiger's cry!"

"My goodness, there is a tiger in the entrance of the cave!"

The audience also boiled instantly.

Because the roar of the tiger is very recognizable, it can be heard almost immediately.

really.

No more than three seconds.

In the entrance of the cave, a huge black shadow slowly emerged, it was a fierce tiger!

The sturdy body over a meter high made everyone shrouded in his shadow!

"My God, what a big tiger!"

"Zifeng, Peng Peng, run!"

"Teacher Huang, be careful, Teacher He, be careful!"

[Graduate Biology]: If I’m not mistaken, this should be a Siberian tiger!

See the barrage of biology graduate students.

A water friend asked: What is a Siberian tiger?

[Biology graduate student]: "The Siberian tiger, also known as the Siberian tiger, is one of the tiger's subspecies. It is the largest carnivorous cat in existence. The male body length can reach about 2.8 meters, the tail length is about 1 meter, and the largest The weight reaches more than 350 kilograms."

"The body color of the wild Siberian tiger is brownish-yellow in summer and light yellow in winter. There are many horizontal black narrow stripes on the back and sides of the body, usually two close together in the shape of willow leaves."

"The head is big and round, and there are several black horizontal stripes on the forehead, which are often colluded in the middle, which resembles the word "king", so it is known as the "king of the jungle"."

After reading a few large passages from this [biological graduate student] Suiyou.

Friends: "Thank you for popular science!"

"Fuck, I heard that the Siberian tiger is the most brutal tiger species in the world!"

"That said, don't they be very dangerous, old man."

...

The audience suddenly raised their throats with their hearts.

Although everyone knows that Ye Xuan is a fairy, this Siberian tiger is too big.

What was the first reaction of human beings when they saw a tiger?

It is undoubtedly afraid!

So at this moment, no matter how powerful Ye Xuan has shown in front of them, he is still scared in his heart.

"Don't... don't come here!"

Faced with the appearance of the tiger, the others almost freaked out, but Ye Xuan had a calm face.

"Roar!!"

The Tiger stared at Ye Xuan with two big copper bell-like eyes, and seemed to wonder why this human being is not afraid of himself.

However, Ye Xuan noticed that the abdomen of this Siberian tiger was bulging. With his knowledge and experience, he could tell at a glance that this Siberian tiger was a pregnant tiger!

And, it's about to give birth!

It is precisely because Ye Xuan and others interrupted her childbirth that this tiger showed such strong hostility.

"Don't worry, I won't hurt you."

Ye Xuan smiled faintly.

"Can you communicate with me?" The Tiger was shocked, and also responded to Ye Xuan in animal language.

"Yes, and I also know that the baby in your belly is about to be born."

Finished.

Ye Xuan walked to the front of the tiger step by step. In countless shocked eyes, Ye Xuan stretched out his hand and stroked the tiger's head!

"Damn!! The old man touched the tiger's head?"

"The tiger's head and the monkey's ass are both untouchable!!"

"This tiger has no response, it's a hell!"

"Novices are still buckling awesome, and veterans are not surprised."

...

"Go back and give birth to the baby in your stomach."

"Don't worry, I won't disturb you."

Hearing Ye Xuan's words, the tiger nodded very humanely, and then went back into the cave.

Saw the tiger returning to the cave.

Teacher Huang quickly asked, "Master, what's the matter, why did the tiger go back again?"

"Because it will give birth to a tiger."

Ye Xuan said calmly.

"No wonder I just saw how big its belly is, it turned out to be pregnant."

Sister Zifeng said with lingering fear.

Ye Xuan smiled faintly: "Let's go, don't disturb it. Although it is not hostile to me, I don't worry about you."

Everyone nodded in surprise.

Then followed Ye Xuan back to the old village chief's house.

"I thought it was a chicken that was stolen, but I didn't expect it to be a tiger!"

The village chief exclaimed: "Our Taoyuan Village is really getting less and less peaceful, bears, wild boars, and even tigers now!"

"I dare not go out casually in the future."

Teacher Huang joked: "What are you afraid of? Next time you meet a tiger, you will learn Wu Song and give him two punches!"The village chief twitched the corner of his mouth slightly, and God stepped on a horse to punch him twice.

"You want me to die in vain, just say it."

"I'm not that Wu Song, how can I beat a tiger?"

The village chief couldn't help rolling his eyes.

"By the way, old man, do you know Wu Song?"

Teacher Huang turned his head and looked at Ye Xuan with gossip.

"do not know."

Ye Xuan shook his head: "But I know that Wu Song's fight against tigers is fake."

What? ?

Wu Song's fight against a tiger turned out to be a fake? ?

"No way!"

"I remember that I also learned the text about Wu Song's Fighting Tigers in the first year of high school!"

"This turned out to be fake?"

"So the allusion that the three bowls are not enough for the post is also fake?"

"You can simply say that all of the Water Margin is fake, isn't it good?"

"No, no, no, although the Water Margin is a novel, the characters in him are basically historical figures. For example, Song Jiang, his character prototype is a heroic official of the Tang Dynasty!"

...

"Father, what is going on?"

Everyone looked at Ye Xuan curiously.

Ye Xuan explained: "Although you may find it difficult to accept, I still want to say that the story of Wu Song's fight against the tiger is false."

"First of all, Wu Song and his people have historical prototypes."

"Wu Song's life in history was also in the late Northern Song Dynasty. Because of the assassination of corrupt officials in Hangzhou, they were arrested and killed by the government, and there is no evidence of tiger beating."

"Now there is the tomb of Wu Song beside the West Lake, with the tomb of Su Xiaoxiao."

"I know what you are thinking at the moment. Is it possible to kill a tiger with bare hands alone?"

"Actually, I think it may not be impossible."

Ye Xuan said: "First of all, fighting can't just compare basic abilities such as strength and speed."

"The actual combat is very complicated and ever-changing. If a person with bare hands has the strength and experience, he may not necessarily be defeated by the beast."

"Some official histories record that some warriors can "handle beasts", such as Cao Zhang, the son of Cao Cao."

"Secondly, there were gladiators in ancient Rome. Sometimes they fought with people and sometimes with beasts."

"It is said that the gladiators did not have weapons and armors at the beginning, but in this way, when they fight with beasts, most of the time the beast wins. It looks boring. Later, weapons and armors were added to make the battle more intense. "

"Most gladiators with bare hands can't beat beasts, but it doesn't mean that all gladiators can't beat beasts."

"Furthermore, tiger is the name of a species. There are Siberian tigers, South China tigers, males and females. The big ones are a few hundred catties, and the small ones can be tens of catties. They are all called tigers. The tiger."

"In the TV series Wu Song Fighting Tigers, two tigers were prepared, one large, for distant shots, and the other small, for close-up shots and fighting with people, because the little tigers are easier to control."

"Finally, the description of Fighting Tigers in "Water Margin" was actually written by Shi Nai'an when Wu Song Fighting Tigers could not be written. As soon as I went out, I saw a man fighting with a dog...

"Shi Nai'an watched for a long time, so inspiration emerged and wrote a classic "Tiger Fighting" paragraph."

"..."

After listening to Ye Xuan's words, especially the last paragraph.

Apart from being speechless, everyone is speechless...

f*ck!

Wu Song fights a tiger such a classic bridge.

It turned out that the author Shi Naian wrote it after watching a scene of a fight between a man and a dog? ? haou81

"I'm so ridiculous, it's okay for people to fight with dogs."

"666, Shi Nai'an is really a creative talent!"

"You don't understand this, creation comes from life, I can only say that Shi Naian's imagination is very rich."

"It is indeed rich in imagination to be able to imagine a dog as a tiger!"

...

After listening to Ye Xuan's correction, everyone couldn't help but become curious about the Water Margin.

"Then Lu Zhi deeply pulled out the willows, wouldn't it be fake too?"

"And Lin Chongxue went to Liangshan on a night! I was full of enthusiasm when I watched it!"

"Wu Songzui beat Jiang Menshen! It's so cool!"

"Pan Jinlian cheating on Ximen Qing? I am more interested in this!!"

"Master, aren't these all fake?"

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