I Broke Out Of My Grave And Was Yearning For Live Broadcast!

"Brother Song, you know me and know that I'm thirsty, so I went to buy a bottle of water."

Lin Jianyan smiled and walked over, wanting to take the water bought by her boyfriend.

"Wait, this water was not bought to drink."

Lin Jianyan couldn't help being stunned.

Isn't mineral water bought and drunk?

What is it for?

Zhang Song explained: "In short, this water was bought for use. Give me the gift you bought for grandma."

Although Lin Jianyan doesn't know what her boyfriend wants to do.

But still obediently handed the bag on the other side.

Immediately afterwards, Zhang Song took out a new shiny jade Buddha from the bag.

"Sir, what do you want to do?"

The shopping guide lady hurriedly asked.

After all, the customer hasn't paid yet, so she can't let the other party do anything to damage the Jade Bodhisattva.

The man smiled: "It's okay, I'll do an experiment, you shouldn't mind it?"

"Okay, but I have to say in advance, if this jade bodhisattva is damaged, you have to buy it directly."

The shopping guide lady shrugged off the responsibility.

"no problem."

Subsequently, Zhang Song began to experiment.

He unscrewed the bottle of mineral water.

After tens of seconds.

Seeing the water droplets scattered on the Jade Bodhisattva, Zhang Song's expression immediately changed.

"Sorry, we don't want this jade!"

Zhang Song put the identified ‘fake jade’ on the table, and then resolutely took his girlfriend away.

...

Ye Xuan's method of authenticating jade.

Undoubtedly, it has had a huge impact on society.

As a result, before everyone buys jewelry such as jade, they basically have to prepare a bottle of water.

Cabin.

After knowing that the Hetian jade he bought was a fake, Mr. He threw it away on the spot.

After all, even if you find it back, the other party will not be able to return the goods to him.

Therefore, Mr. He can only admit that he is unlucky.

"Grandpa Ye, take a break and stop digging."

Not long after, sister Zifeng was already sweating and panting.

Ye Xuan glanced at the sky, it was almost eleven o'clock at noon.

It's almost time for lunch.

"Okay, let's take a break first."

Ye Xuan sat down on the spot.

Teacher Huang smiled: "Master, it's so boring to sit, or else, you can tell us a story."

"Yes, yes, I like to listen to Grandpa Ye telling stories the most." Little sister Zifeng smiled.

Peng Peng immediately went gossip and asked, "Father, to be honest, besides the four beauties, have you talked about anyone else?"

? ? ?

The water friends were taken aback for a while.

Is it so straightforward? ?

but.

Peng Peng's question immediately aroused everyone's curiosity.

Before, Ye Xuan revealed his love experience to everyone.

That is, the four beauties of ancient China, Chen Yuluoyan, and the four women who are ashamed of the moon.

They've all had sex with him.

So besides the four beauties, is there anything else?

"Does this still need to be said? The old man has lived for so many years, how could he have talked about four."

"Yes, do you still need to ask this kind of question?"

"It's too abnormal to have only talked about four, after all, Grandpa Ye's age is placed here."

"I think there are at least a thousand..."

...

"Upstairs, it's said that thousands of them are demons, right?"

"Hahaha, it's not that there is no such possibility~"

"Let's stop guessing, listen to the old man himself."

The gazes of the water friends fixed on Ye Xuan.

Ye Xuan heard Peng Peng's question, and to be honest, he was a little caught off guard.

But after all, after living for countless years, his xinxing has long been dull and calm.

Ye Xuan smiled calmly: "No, just talked about these four."

Peng Peng didn't believe it.

"how could be?"

"You said that I would trust four hundred more."

The people around also laughed.

"Father, just tell the truth."

Obviously, everyone is not convinced.

After all, four are too few.

Even some of them have talked about more than four.

Ye Xuan said helplessly: "Forget it, do you believe it or not."

Ye Xuan didn't want to explain more.

Because he just told the truth.

Although, lived for so many years.

But Ye Xuan's true nominal lovers are just four.

"No way!"

Seeing Ye Xuan doesn't look like a joke.

Everyone was a little surprised.

Could it be that the old man really only talked to the four beauties?

"Grandpa Ye, haven't you been in close contact with other women?"

Peng Peng continued to ask in another way.

Ye Xuan thought for a while and replied: "Yes!"

At this moment, I yearn for everyone to look at Ye Xuan's eyes.

It suddenly became ambiguous.

Ye Xuan knew that these little ghosts wanted to get crooked.

"Ahem, let me explain in advance that I don't mess with men and women."

"Haha, Grandpa Ye, you don't need to explain, we all understand."

Peng Peng said with a smile.

"You know what a fart."

Ye Xuan glanced at Peng Peng, and said with a serious face: "The relationship is close, it doesn't have to be that."

"The woman I want to talk about is close to me, she is my handmaid."

Everyone was stunned, the old man still has a maid?

"who is it?"

"Grandpa Ye, what's your maid's name?"

...

"Hua Mulan."

Ye Xuan said the name indifferently.

Everyone in the audience, including the water friends in the live broadcast room.

Breath suddenly stagnated!

Hua Mulan!

"Damn, the old man's servant girl turned out to be Mulan?"

"No way, no way?"

Everyone finds it unbelievable.

After all, Hua Mulan is a familiar historical figure to everyone.

I believe everyone must have learned a text when they were in junior high school: "Chirps and chirps, Mulan is a knitting household, and she doesn't hear the machine's noise, but the woman sighs."

This poem is called Mulan Poem, and it tells the story of Hua Mulan serving in the army for his father.

"Old man, do you still know Mulan?" Peng Peng asked startledly.

"Yes."

Ye Xuan said indifferently: "When I met this little Nizi, a few soldiers from the Sui Dynasty were molesting her."

"After I rescued her, I didn't expect this little nizi to get around me, so she must stay by my side and be a close-knit maid for me."

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