"Yes, uncle, my dad can sell fish! Our family sells a lot of fish! We can make money selling fish, and my dad's money now comes from selling fish! Huh? Gao Ke Chicken... no no no, uncle, we don't sell chicken, only fish."

When Xiao Luli saw this, her jet-black eyes were shining, and she nodded desperately.

It means that her father really only sells fish!

Lu Junhan: "..."

[Hahahaha, at first I thought it was the show team that stopped being human, but I didn't expect that it was Father Lu who had a little traitor in his own family! 】

[I laughed so hard, how could Lili think her father is a fish seller? 】

【that is! My father Lu is a high-tech elite person who is at the forefront of technology. In his daughter's heart, he is just a stinky fish seller. Hahahaha, no way, when I think of Lu's father selling fish, I feel inexplicable. funny! 】

[Actually, it's quite normal! After all, Lili is only three years old now. When I was a child, I thought my father was a chef, because my father was always in charge of cooking in our family. When I grew up, I realized that my father turned out to be a programmer! Nothing to do with the chef at all! 】

[I think Dad Lu can sell fish too. After all, dogs are more pitiful than the show team. Selling fish is better than selling vegetables. Fish is at least more expensive than vegetables! 】

[Selling one fish is 8 yuan, and selling two is 16 yuan. Woohoo, if you sell a few more fish, Dad Lu will be able to buy a bottle of water for us Lili! 】

【What's the matter with this inexplicable sadness...】

【Fuck! I saw that there are also tables, knives, and cutting boards beside the water tank. Will Dad Lu still help kill the fish! 】

【Ah ah ah, I can do it again! Dad Lu is so handsome, and he must be handsome when he kills fish! My girly heart is ready to explode! 】

[Sisters, do you think it's too late for me to book a ticket now! The fish that Dad Lu personally killed, I really want a woo woo! 】

[Me, too, I will ask Father Lu for an autograph at that time, I don't know if he will give it or not! 】

【Wait! With such a ruthless look on Dad Lu's face, are you sure that he won't kill the fish as if he were killing him! 】

The words fell.

Immediately.

The whole place was dead silent.

...

The noise in the live broadcast room did not affect the guests at the scene.

And Jian Chenglang's phone call was recorded.

Qu Sinian, Zhang Dazhuang, and Jian Yi laughed and laughed, and suddenly they couldn't laugh anymore.

Because they suddenly had a bad premonition.

Sure enough, in the next second, Jian Chenglang smiled at them, and then, very, very impersonal, also released the other two phone calls.

The two phone calls were recorded by Qu Qianqian and Zhang Yiming.

And what Jianxiyan said was a high-definition uncensored video.

Qu Qianqian:

"What does my father do? Uncle, don't you know what my father does... How could you not know? My father is a joker! He jokes on TV every day, haven't you seen it? He even sold it on TV yesterday!"

yesterday,

are still there,

on TV,

sell it.

"..."

The smile at the corner of Qu Sinian's mouth stiffened instantly.

After Qu Qianqian's crisp voice finished playing.

After two seconds, Zhang Yiming's shouting voice came from Jian Cheng Lang's phone:

"Dig coal! Uncle, let me say it again, my dad is really not at home now, he's digging coal!!!"

Zhang Dazhuang shook the fat on his face, and then closed his eyes fiercely.

Finally, there is a video of Jian Xiyan holding a tablet.

In the video-

Jian Chenglang asked with a smile, "Xiaoyan, do you know what your father does?"

Jianxi proverb said nothing, just waved the pen and wrote three words:

Sell ​​the house.

Jian Yi: "..."

...

Lu Junhan: "..."

Qu Sinian: "..."

Jian Yi: "..."

Zhang Dazhuang: "..."

The place was too quiet.

No one spoke.

Air pressure...still low.

Lu Junhan, Qu Sinian, Jian Yi, and Zhang Dazhuang hold almost all the wealth and power in Haicheng, and are the elites among the elites.

I have never thought in my life that one day, they will be able to lose face all over the country, or even the whole world.

After that, the audience in the live broadcast room watched helplessly—

Booth No. 1, the booths of Lu Junhan and Lu Li.

There is a tank of fish, apparently to make money by selling them.

Booth No. 2, the booths of Qu Sinian and Qu Qianqian.

There were piles of drums, microphones, speakers, and in front of the drums, there was a bowl for money, apparently to make money from singing and laughing.

Qu Sinian: "..."

Booth No. 3, the booth of Jian Yi and Jian Xiyan.

There are piles of various vegetables on the ground.

Obviously, the house cannot be sold by Jian Yi and the others. It is similar to selling vegetables. Anyway, they are all selling things, so there is no difference.

Besides, Jian Chenglang was probably afraid that his brother Jian Yi would starve to death himself and Jian Xiyan when he sold vegetables.

There is actually a gossip map on the ground next to it. There is a lottery box on the gossip map, and there are some miscellaneous, mysterious and mysterious props, which are exactly the same as the liar's booth under the bridge.

Jian Yi: "..."

Booth No. 4, the booths of Zhang Dazhuang and Zhang Yiming.

Their booth is much simpler.

There was a pile of coal on the ground.

Dark.

Honeycomb.

Zhang Dazhuang: "..."

The audience in the live broadcast room kept "hahahaha" non-stop.

【It's over! It's over! I don't want to scold the show group Goubi anymore, and I even start to look forward to how the four dads will make money later! 】

【I am me too! I originally thought that Dad Lu was already very pitiful in selling fish, but I didn't expect that there would be even more pits! 】

[Hahahaha, the most pitiful is the gossip picture of Jane's father! Isn't this forcing Jane's father to lie! 】

[You have to be able to tell a lie! Like the ones under our flyover, they are especially good at cheating. I was cheated of five dollars before. 】

[Actually, it's not a lie. Nowadays, many rich people will deliberately invite some masters who understand Feng Shui to come to their home to help them with Feng Shui and wealth luck. After one visit, they can collect tens of thousands! 】

【Yes! Feng shui is something that you have if you believe in it, or nothing if you don't. And for rich people, money is not a big thing. People like us who have no money can only go to temples to offer incense. In fact, the two are almost the same, both for peace of mind! 】

[However, if Jane’s father really knows how to sell a house, he probably also knows Feng Shui. After all, when decorating some room types, they should be optimistic about Feng Shui and face north-south. If Jane's father understands this, he can really fool people. At least tens of thousands of yuan at a time, there is no need to set up stalls, and even vegetables don't need to be sold! Simply delicious! 】

[But if Jane's father can't fool around, just selling vegetables to make money, then they will be hungry all day! 】

[Fuck, either get rich or die poor, you're talking about Jane's father's booth, right? 】

[Below, the four fathers each showed their magical powers! Sad to make money! 】

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