1 – Preface

Episode 1: What am I, Eugene’s phone?

He was a foolish protagonist.

A literal idiot, not a fancy word.

The main character, who was a master of swordsmanship, martial arts, and magic, fell in love at first sight with three heroines one day and became a fool.

He gave his female leads infinite favor while putting his own growth on the back burner.

The favor that came from the desire to get closer to them seemed desperate at first glance.

However, the heroines who received help pushed the main character away. The foolish protagonist continued to show affectionate attention even when he was hurt. It was one day that went on like that.

I was possessed by the main character.

That’s why I gave up everything from foolishly giving out.

Then I focused on my life. He developed the rare talents that the male lead was rotting, mastered swordsmanship and magic, and changed the gutter-like reality of the main character and the fallen family.

After that, the heroines became strange.

Episode 1. What am I talking about Eugene’s phone?

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1.Tina von Elia Florence

She is the only daughter of the countess of Florence, who has the greatest wealth on the continent, excluding the imperial family. She

She has waist-length blonde hair and red eyes, and because of her peerless beauty, she is popular with many at the Royal School. She

She shows outstanding talent in Fire and Earth attribute magic, and with her family’s formidable wealth, she receives the highest level of private tutoring on the continent, and she is also an excellent student at the Royal School. Showing grades

2. Silin von Riel Ruberta She

She is the second daughter of Duke Louberta, who has produced numerous swordsmanship heroes. She

She has silver hair and green eyes that are as beautiful as stars, and she is popular for her fantastic beauty, just like Tina. She

She shows genius in swordsmanship, and when it comes to swords, she doesn’t want to lose to anyone. She has the continent’s greatest swordsmanship hero Drain von Bennet Luberta as her father and mentor.

3.Yerina von Bliss Berwoods She is

She is the eldest daughter of the Duke of Louberta and the Duke of Berwoods, which form two major mountain ranges.

She has pink hair and clear eyes, and is famous for her gorgeous looks that rival Tina and Silin. She

She has produced great wizards. As the eldest daughter of the Duke of Berwood, she is a genius in magic. She shows genius talent in water and wind attribute magic.

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The three above are female protagonists who are central to the plot of the game.

As the characters of the game ‘Lucia’ released in 2025, they enjoyed great popularity for their unprecedentedly beautiful in-game design and detailed design.

With the introduction of artificial intelligence, including ChatGPT, there was a unique intelligence that showed different actions in real time according to the user’s actions, and many people who were immersed in the realism struggled to see the ending with them.

Woojin also experienced the early days of dating with them.

First part only.

As for the reason, dating with female leads was good, but other content was also good?

Woojin was interested in other contents, and he planned to slowly pursue her relationship in the future.

“Wow, this works like this.”

He was still mixing magic and swordsmanship here and there, unaware of the passage of time.

I couldn’t even remember when the game started, so my belly button ringed first.

“Let’s get some rest.”

I need to eat too.

Woojin brought cup noodles and sat down again.

It was a bit ambiguous to play games while eating, so I entered the community. Looking at the top of the community, there was one article embedded.

“Are you posting the results of the challenge to attack 3 heroines at the same time?”

No spoilers?

Woo-jin, who was preoccupied with eating ramen, clicked the post without much thought when he said there were no spoilers.

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Uploading the results of the challenge to capture 3 Yeoju at the same time (no spoilers)

Tina, Silin, Yerina

The 3 generations of heroines who are all my favorites.

It’s okay to only have one, but I have a desire to have all three.

So I tried it.

Is it really possible to obtain the three major heroines with the same unique intelligence as humans?

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“Are you trying to attack 3 people at the same time?”

Wow, that’s crazy.

Exclamation came out of Woojin’s mouth.

The dating system in this game is very sophisticated, so it was perfect for going to hell if you got caught while simultaneously working on a favorite of several characters.

The reality is that it is virtually impossible to attack simultaneously with 2 people, but 3 people?

He’s a real madman.

Woojin smiled and read the text.

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I was skeptical myself, but the little child in my heart pushed me to try.

In conclusion, it failed spectacularly.

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“Yes… ….”

It is bound to fail.

I made it realistically impossible.

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First, the main character’s starting specifications.

Talents: Sword Spirit (5 stars), Martial Arts Genius (4 stars), Magic Genius (4 stars), Sharing Enlightenment (2 stars)

Appearance: brown hair and brown eyes, average face

Family: The Fallen Baronial Grace House

I allocated all the points to talent, thinking how it would work out if I helped the heroine’s growth as much as possible.

So I couldn’t touch my looks and family.

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“I was blinded by the real talent.”

The writer made the main character a talentless person in order to help the heroines grow as much as possible.

The 3 heroines seemed to think that they should help them grow up, since their families weren’t without money.

In fact, it contained a two-star talent that had nothing to do with one’s own growth, ‘Sharing Enlightenment’.

It is an ability that allows you to convey the knowledge you have gained in various fields to those who want it, but since it does not contribute to your growth, most people consider it a waste of starting points and do not take it with you.

I will win your heart by helping you grow.

“Not a bad choice.”

I can’t even say it’s right.

In order to win the heart of the three generations of women who have the beauty that will tilt the country, it was better to specialize in one area of talent, have a good appearance, and start with a family of a powerful count.

After that, if I worked hard to build up good feelings, I could go all the way to the ‘start’ of a relationship with one of the three leading female leads.

“What next?”

I don’t know because I haven’t tried it.

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After entering the Royal School, I progressed until the middle of the second semester.

My family was extremely poor, so I stayed at an inn near the Royal School, earned money from guild requests on days off, and bought snacks and meal tickets with it, somehow making contact.

To become a boyfriend, you have to get used to her face first.

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Can you buy me snacks and meal tickets?

Isn’t that just a bread shuttle?

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But the reaction was not good. So, aside from the time spent on royal school and guild commissions, she trained in her spare time to master magic and swordsmanship.

Swordsmanship talent is 5 stars, magic talent is 4 stars, so it’s not difficult to gain a higher level of enlightenment than the heroines with a little effort.

I bet Tina, Silin, and Yerina to share their enlightenment and help me diligently. He constantly gave advice that would be helpful if you were struggling with theory and practice classes.

But I didn’t get a good impression.

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“It doesn’t climb.”

I don’t know if it was done to just one person, but I sat down like that to three people at the same time.

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After living like that, it was around the middle of the second semester of admission.

No matter how hard I tried, I couldn’t proceed, so I hit the wagon and turned it off.

I wanted to make a harem, but this is a mess.

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To think that he hit a rock with an egg and played Mangem.

“I can.”

Commercial games should prioritize satisfying users.

Coming to think of it, this user’s Mangem comment wasn’t wrong either.

The difficulty level of simultaneously attacking Yeoju was ridiculously high.

“Still, there could have been a better way than this stupid method.”

Of course, there is no arguing that the author played the game stupidly.

The comments below the post were also similar.

「If I did it, it would be better than this hahahaha」

It’s good because it’s funny, but most of the responses were that there must have been a better way.

The comment with the most likes was like that.

“Still, it was funny.”

Woojin put a recommendation on the post and put a like on the comment that received the most likes.

Really, it was like a habit I clicked without thinking.

Thumb——

I thought I would enter the world of the game with just one click.

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Heh heh heh heh

Why am I heh heh heh heh

Woojin was laughing in her madness inside the body of a man called ‘Eugene von Lennon Grace’.

It had already been three days since he had become like this.

‘No matter how much I think about it, why am I?’

Three days later, Woo-jin, who still seems to be having a hard time coming to his senses, was watching the world that ‘Eu-jin’ was moving and looking at.

He was ‘possessed’ in Eugene’s body, but he did not gain ‘initiative’, and he was watching all the scenes of Eugene going to the royal school, eating, sleeping, breathing, and being ignored by female leads. .

‘Is this a new kind of torture, heh heh heh.’

The idiot user was experiencing the life of ‘Eugene’ as he played and behaved.

Also, in one corner of his field of vision,

[Time remaining until carriage crash: 3 days 14 hours 21 minutes]

A message window like this popped up, and it seemed like it was the remaining time until the stupid user crashed into the wagon and forced the game to close.

The initiative of the body also seemed to be able to be brought back then.

Therefore, there are 3 days and 14 hours left to watch this stupid protagonist struggle against the 3 major heroines without a chance.

‘I’d rather kill, kill.’

The dark history is being made by ‘Eugene’, and since it was Woojin himself who would suffer from entering that body, every day was torture.

‘I don’t know. Heh heh heh.’

Let it go.

Woojin lost consciousness once again.

It was the morning of the 5th day of Bing, two more days later, when he came to his senses.

“Let’s do our best today too!”

Eugene von Lennon Grace, who made a promise that would make a third-class novel warrior wannabe, left the inn and headed to the Lucia Royal School without even skipping breakfast.

A guy who goes to the best royal school on the continent directly run by the Imperial Family of the Holy Lucia Empire, why the hell?! Do you go to and from school at the inn?

In the beginning of the possession, Woo-jin was dumbfounded at the absurdity, but after learning that it was because of his extremely poor pockets, as he was an aristocrat, he was on the verge of a tantrum.

‘What kind of aristocrat doesn’t even have enough money to pay for the dormitory!’

It would be enough to use only the money to give presents to the heroines!

Woojin repeatedly tapped on the chest that wasn’t even there.

If you look at Eugene’s life, it was inevitable.

I never thought that the actions of a stupid user would look like such an idiot in the real world.

Eugene arrived at the Royal School with her excited steps.

It was early in the morning when no students had arrived yet.

Eugene behaved as usual. She put snacks and meal tickets under the desks of Tina and Silin in the same class and Yerina in the other class, and she sat down as if nothing had happened.

After some time, most of the students arrived at the classroom.

Noisy atmosphere as usual.

The classroom door slowly opened and two female students entered.

Everyone’s eyes stayed on the two girls for an instant, then they quickly disappeared. It was a small change, but it was not lacking in explaining who the two women were.

The blonde haired ‘Tina’ and the silver haired ‘Sillin’.

“It’s really hot. Why is the weather like this these days?”

“I don’t know. Why are you asking me?”

“I didn’t ask you~”

The two female students sat down in their respective seats having a casual conversation.

The wind blowing from the window gently blew their hair.

That alone seemed to brighten up the atmosphere in the classroom.

To that extent, the two female students even raised the dignity of their surroundings.

“hehehe… ….”

He’s lost his mind again.

Just looking at Eugene’s foolishly smiling face made me feel like I was going to die.

‘I’d rather be simple like you.’

Woojin let out a deep sigh.

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It was in the middle of that. The classroom door opened and another female student entered.

It was Yerina with pink hair, one of the heroines.

She must have been in the other class, but she was coming to Eugene with her brow furrowed.

‘I don’t know whether they come or not.’

No, you’re coming for a while? Come this way?

When Woojin turned his attention to Yerina in embarrassment, Yujin, the current owner of her body, also made her embarrassed face.

“Yes, what happened to Yerina?”

“Eugene von Lennon.”

A cold voice that pierces your ears.

“I think I said it last time, why aren’t you listening to me?”

“Yes…… ? I’m sorry, what are you talking about?”

“Haa… ….”

Yeri I sighed as if to cool off.

“I mean putting food stamps and snacks under my desk. It would be ridiculed for the princess of the Bereuze family, the two largest dukes of the Lucia Empire, to get food from Youngsik of the ruined baron family, but aside from that, I hope you stop putting your hands on my desk.”

“Mi, I’m sorry. I didn’t know you would feel that way.”

“We’ve already had the same conversation once. However, the situation has not changed, so I came to tell you directly.”

Have you had the same conversation already? If he was thinking of attacking Yeoju, he couldn’t do the same thing after seeing this conversation.

That stupid user, did you skip the conversation because you were tired?

Isn’t it?

“The understanding of the water attribute magic you taught me earlier was very helpful to me, so I won’t make it a problem any more. But if the same thing happens again, I will really get angry, so please restrain yourself.”

“I’m sorry. I won’t do that again.”

Eugene’s face was already on the verge of crying.

“I wish I knew… ….”

Yeri I turned around and left the classroom with her lips closed.

Woojin touched her head, feeling her eyes darken.

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