I Became a Crazy Swordsmanship Instructor in the Game

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“Play… … Do you?”

Altair Alloy, which has completely regained its composure, has undoubtedly revealed its dignity as a strong player. She frowned as she confirmed the wriggling cross-section of the blown count’s arm.

“Now I am a complete monster. honey? If you cut off your head, would you regenerate it?”

“You crazy b*tch!”

The Count struggled and struggled to get away from her, but she followed step by step as he wriggled on the ground.

“Do you know how long I’ve been waiting for this moment? Covington. Say it again. What are you doing to our pretty girl?”

Watching the princess cut off the Count’s limbs mercilessly, Felicia suddenly thought of Philip’s safety.

“Philip. My little brother!”

Meanwhile, Philip, who had been flying far away for a long time, was on his way back to the battlefield limping with a broken body.

“… oh my.”

Phillip put his arm around her shoulder as Felicia reached over and supported her.

“Are you okay?”

Philip’s condition did not look all right. His left arm was dislocated, and a fair amount of blood flowed from his forehead and cheek.

“Do I look okay?”

“… No, it doesn’t look okay.”

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Felicia immediately tore off the sleeve of the top she was wearing and wrapped it around Philip’s forehead.

Soon, Philip’s gaze turned to Altair Alloy. As if to relieve all the stress accumulated over 18 years, she was stabbing the Earl of Earlroy with a knife, almost as if she were sashimi.

“… I am! I lived as a virgin for 20 years because of you! Covington, you know what? How was the first son you killed looking at me? He said he would visit me someday and soothe my loneliness? Does that even make sense!”

“Quaaagh!”

Philip exclaimed, startled.

“It can’t die! Stop!”

Altair, who was about to drive his sword into the Count’s heart, hesitated.

“… Why?”

“Why? How common are opportunities to capture living demons? If you hand it over to the creation association, you will be able to achieve significant results. If things don’t go well, you can visit them often and play with them. How disheartening would it be if I killed him right here and now?”

The Count, whose limbs had been cut off, wriggled as he had intended to do to Felicia. He opened his mouth, but what he was trying to say did not become language.

Altair thought deeply, then nodded.

“You seem to be right. cutie My ex-husband is a seed who shouldn’t die easily. Thank you so much. You and our pretty ones too. you gave me a new life Wouldn’t that be a greater favor than saving my life?”

Altair pierced the Count’s stomach with an iron sword and drove it like a nail into the ground. Then she came over to Philip and hugged him tightly.

“If you have anything to ask of me in the future, tell me. I will not refuse anything.”

“aaagh!”

Phillip screamed in pain from his dislocated left arm, and Altair looked at him in amazement.

“Oh my God, you’re hurt a lot… .”

“Okay, it’s okay. What is this?”

“hang on.”

Felicia hurriedly took off her top. Then, after hitting Philip’s left arm, he picked up a rolling branch and made a temporary splint. Seeing her in underwear, Altair giggled.

“My pretty girl, are you still there?”

“What do you mean, Princess… .”

Felicia, who blushed and covered her upper body in her underwear, narrowed her eyes and looked at Altair.

“These damn things are so damn sick… Do you think everything is over like this? I mean, does Tehtra, the Grand Duke of Pandemonium who signed a contract with me, know how to stay still!”

The count, who had come to his senses, growled. Philip smirked as he saw him stuffed into the ground like a frog specimen.

“So why didn’t you pay more attention to your son’s education? It’s all your second son’s fault. Wouldn’t it have been like this if Bluhan hadn’t rebelled against me? Home education is so important.”

“… Don’t give a sh*t, kid. I will never end like this.”

“You did the damn thing, and this is the damn result. You won’t be able to see the sky forever. Demons’ vitality is tenacious, so they will serve as a living and moving teaching material for us humans for a very long time. I’m curious. Do demons die if they get too stressed out?”

While saying that, Philip looked at a place a little further away.

“There, there! Knights prepare for battle!”

Prince Alexios, who had disappeared, was seen leading the knights and approaching. After confirming that, Altair hurriedly exclaimed.

“… Pretend I wasn’t here I’ll visit the academy later.”

She disappeared in an instant, and Felicia stood there dumbfounded until she realized she was taking off her top as Philip hurriedly yanked her away.

“Nana… Oh, I don’t know!”

She also hastily hid herself, and Philip was left alone to greet the prince and the knights.

Prince Alexios looked as if he had seen a ghost when he found the Count and Philip buried in the ground with their limbs missing.

“… Confucius, did you do it?”

Philip smiled awkwardly and tilted his head.

“Well, I guess so. what. hahahaha.”

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Philip returned to the villa with his sick body and was warmly welcomed by Lua and Tania.

“Instructor! why are you so hurt? Who did it? yes?”

It was surprising to see a person who had been briefly attending a funeral come back with injuries all over his body. Lua clung to Philip and examined his wounds.

“… I’m fine.”

“Myaow! meow!”

Philip’s gaze turned to Tania. He had something he needed to hear from Tania. He hadn’t answered when asked before, but he had to confirm how he assassinated the Earl of Alloy.

‘I have to open that cat’s mouth to find out how Count Elroy was reincarnated as a demon.’

But that was later. Right now, all I wanted to do was to lie down and sleep after taking a bath. Philip stroked Lua’s hair and opened his mouth.

“I’m a bit tired, so can we talk tomorrow? I’m going to take a bath, so play with Professor Felicia.”

After saying that, Philip headed for the bathroom. When he disappeared, Lua muttered as if she remembered now.

“… The professor is in the bathroom.”

Upon entering the bathhouse, Philip was welcomed by the fairy Yuna.

“welcome.”

“How are you today?”

She seemed to have adapted to life at the cottage these days. In fact, there was nothing to adapt to. All she did was sit quietly in the bath and chat with the visitors.

“I like it. In fact, I think it’s even better than when I was at the lake. There was no one there to talk to. There are more passengers than that, is it okay?”

At the fairy’s words, Philip tilted his head.

“… A passenger?”

Then something abruptly rose from the flat surface of the water. It was Felicia who was enjoying a bath beforehand.

“sister?”

“… uh … huh. hi?”

She hastily covered herself with a nearby towel. Fortunately, Philip was also wrapped in a towel around his lower body because of Yuna, so the embarrassing situation did not occur.

“Sorry, I didn’t know you had a sister. I’ll be back in a little while, so take your time and come out.”

When Phillip tried to get out of the seat out of consideration for her, Felicia waved her hand hastily.

“are you okay! no! Because I’ve done it. Are you okay with that? Is it okay to go into the water when there is so much blood?”

“There are more than four bottles of potion that Prince Alexios poured into my head. The wound had already healed. The missing left arm is still a little sore.”

“… I’ll give you a few days off, so take it easy. More than that, I really like your bathroom. Just sitting still makes me feel like my fatigue melts away.”

“okay? I’m glad. You can come and play anytime.”

A moment of awkward silence followed. Philip thought about what to do and decided to be a little brazen. Felicia didn’t react much when Philip entered the bath and sat next to her.

‘… I’m not very ashamed.’

Felicia, who was very nervous, relaxed a little. In the first place, Count Oswald’s family often enjoyed bathing together like this. Mixed bathing between brother and sister was quite natural.

Even if it’s been a long time since I’ve been in the middle of a long time, my brother was my brother.

On the other hand, Philip also thought of Felicia as a younger sister with a considerable age difference, so he did not think much of it. If she was okay, it was okay.

“The prince told me that he was giving you a medal, Philip. It’s called the Silver Dragon Medal, and it’s originally awarded to those who subjugate demons alone in the north, but since it’s near the western granary zone, it seems the achievement is pretty big.”

Felicia opened her mouth to break the awkward atmosphere. Hearing this, Philip asked a little surprised.

“… If it’s a silver dragon medal, isn’t it a treasure owned by the royal family?”

“huh. yes?”

Philip jumped up.

He had just come up with a solution to his chronic problem of lack of power. In this way, the magic problem could have been solved slowly in the bathhouse where the spirits stayed, but it was much better to pierce it in one shot with an elixir.

“… Angel’s Tears. Please let me know if you would like to receive it. It absolutely has to be that. Otherwise, be sure not to take it!”

Felicia tilted her head at the sudden fuss.

“That, what is that?”

“Mana Joe… … No, it’s good anyway.”

Philip, who was about to say that it was a treasure that would help him escape from premature ejaculation, quickly changed his words.

‘If that’s the case, it’s worth going through all that hard work.’

* * *

The next day, Philip was visited by Altair. As soon as she found out that Philip had taken a vacation, she immediately came to the villa, and facing Philip, she held out a bottle of liquid without hesitation.

“… princess?”

“Sweetie. You said you wanted this? I don’t know how the royal family knew this was there, but you know it’s dangerous to eat it carelessly, right?”

The bottle she held out was a liquid called ‘Angel’s Tears’. The liquid, tightly sealed in an expensive crystal bottle, gave off a vivid blue light, as if it had been exposed to radiation.

“Yes, I know. I heard that if you eat the wrong thing, your body will burst.”

“okay. That’s right. My cutie wants one, the pretty one said, so I got one from the storage room. The treasure that will be awarded with the medal will be more valuable.”

“Then this… ?”

“… … Think of it as a gift for your nephew. cutie I know exactly what you’re thinking. Aura is too short? When I saw him fighting with my ex-husband, his output was far less than his level.”

“You are amazing too.”

Philip nodded in admiration. Altair smiled and patted Phillip’s shoulder.

“A swordsman like me can help you absorb this object without harm.”

“No, I’m fine… ?”

Phillips was extremely reluctant. He was thinking of asking Privia to help. She was a guaranteed check for success, and Altair, frankly, was completely unbelievable.

Philip was familiar with ‘Angel Tears’, so he decided it would be much better to enlist the help of a wizard.

“… You do not have to worry. Just close your eyes and inhale. I’ll take care of the rest. When you drink something with such poisonous magic, it’s better if someone induces the magic. You’re not going to just drink this, are you?”

“Well, that’s not it.”

Philip was in trouble, breaking out in a cold sweat.