I am Vardy

"Hey, brother, help me dig my ears, the cotton ball can't get out!"

Vardy said unceremoniously to American goalkeeper Howard.

In fact, Vardy only has such an acquaintance in the US team.

A few seasons ago, Howard was Manchester United's No. 2 goalkeeper. He played as a substitute for Van der Sar and was teammates with Vardy.

Don't look at Howard's bald man with a big beard and a very manly appearance, but in fact, this guy has a girly and meticulous heart.

Howard must be fine with the fine work that a few rough guys can't do, which is why Vardy came to Howard.

However, Howard was already in a daze. He never expected that Vardy would let himself go digging his ears!

What is this Nima's request?

I have never been asked such a weird request in my entire career on the court!

"Pick...ears?"

Vardy looked at Howard innocently, then nodded quickly.

right!

Just dig your ears!

come quickly!

I can't stand it!

However, after waiting for a long time, Howard didn't see any movement, but just looked at Vardy with a dazed expression.

"You don't want to?" Vardy frowned deliberately, and then began to threaten Howard: "If you help me dig out the cotton ball, then I will just score twice, at least it will make you look good A little; but if you don't help me, then don't blame me for turning my face and denying others, you know, if I start a storm, I will be afraid, and I will score five goals!"

Howard knelt, the first time he heard such a threat.

If you don't consider the weirdness and nonsense of this matter, in fact, what Vardy said is quite reasonable.

As Vardy's former teammate, especially the goalkeeper, Howard naturally knows that Vardy is not bragging, and the unbearable past is the best proof.

Every time I train, I have to be ravaged by Vardy countless times, picking up the ball from the goal again and again, and being devastated by Vardy's invincible shots from various positions and angles.

Sometimes Howard thinks that if he hadn't been so ravaged by Vardy, he might not have chosen to leave Manchester United.

Anyway, in normal training, Vardy's goals against himself, as he said, started from five.

Just thinking about Howard made him tremble, and his heart seemed to be cast in a thick shadow by Valdy's demon-like figure.

This ball can't be kicked!

If five were scored, it would definitely be a disaster for the US team.

I didn't expect to be able to beat England at first, but what I wanted was to lose a few fewer losses, and then compete with Algeria for the second place in the group to qualify.

But if it is really bloodbathed by Vardy, let alone the goal difference is at a huge disadvantage, the negative impact on morale alone will be immeasurable.

This is no joke.

Otherwise, I'll help Vardy dig his ears?

Although it is said that the mighty cannot be bent, but a man can stretch and shrink, it seems that there is nothing to be ashamed of.

If sacrificing one of me can complete the US team, Howard is still willing to sacrifice himself.

At that moment, the expression on Howard's face suddenly became sacred, like a pious believer willing to sacrifice himself for our Lord, full of fearless spirit.

With a tragic look, Howard took off the goalkeeper gloves.

Vardy smiled.

Done!

He stretched out his head cheaply and asked Howard to dig his ears. If he didn't show an expression of enjoyment, he would be really sorry for his funny name. Therefore, the next second, the expression on Vardy's face was both cheap and enjoyable.

The American players were stunned, the England players were stunned, and the fans were stunned, as if the entire universe was stunned.

There is a fierce competition going on here. Vardy, the number one striker in England, and Howard, the number one goalkeeper in the United States, are shamelessly getting together to do something shameful?

Look at Valdi's relaxed expression,

It was almost like an orgasm.

Is it so cool to pick your ears?

But before they recovered from the shock, Howard actually dug the cotton ball out of Vardy's ear.

At that time, Vardy felt that his brain was leaking, and it was unobstructed.

I can't wait to hug Howard and kiss him hard, Vardy's excitement is beyond words.

It's as if a patient who had been paralyzed for many years stood up, a dumb person who had been unable to speak for many years suddenly spoke, and the constipation that had been unblocked for several days finally healed!

But at this time, Howard's expression softened a lot. Looking at the cotton ball in his hand, Howard knew that Vardy wasn't trying to make fun of himself and make fun of him. He had his own difficulties.

However, Howard calmed down, and the fans were about to explode.

Nima, Howard and Vardy openly dig their ears to show their love and rations on the field. The problem is, Howard actually dug out such a big lump in Vardy's ear... .cerumen.

Disgusting!

With such a big pile of words, why don't you plug Vardy's ears tightly?

What is the difference between Vardy and the deaf?

Well, they know, they could really be in the wrong place.

It's not a World Cup game, it's just a place for Vardy to tease.

Everyone is gone, go home, wash and sleep!

Amidst the roar of Vardy fans, Vardy patted Howard on the shoulder happily, and said to Howard with a childish look: "Well, you did a good job, I will do what I said, and I promise not to stage it on you." hat trick!"

Hearing Vardy's words, Howard didn't know whether he should be happy or sad.

If it were another striker talking to him like this, he would have already slapped him and slapped you all over the face.

But Vardy said this to himself, then he should really thank Vardy for not killing him.

This is not a joke, once Vardy fires all the firepower and kills, let alone himself, even the best goalkeeper in the world is just a decoration, and he is not just stabbed by Vardy casually!

Not to mention that the US team's defense can't stop England's offense at all. If Vardy wants to say that he scored five goals, he really has a high chance of completing it.

Entering two and entering five, that is definitely an essential difference.

Maybe you should feel lucky!

It's just that it's shameful to think that as a goalkeeper, I have to surrender to the opponent's striker.

Who made Vardy the devil so strong!

I believe my teammates will appreciate my approach!

Thinking of this, Howard opened his mouth wide and gave Vardy a slightly ugly smile.

Vardy turned his head and left, and at the same time wrote down his promise.

Do what you say!

Now that I have scored twice, I promise I will score more than one!

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