I am Vardy

Not surprisingly, Vardy received a call from an uninvited guest, who was Ronaldo.

"It's a pity. According to the schedule, it seems that Portugal can only meet England in the semi-finals. I can't wait!"

The stinky Ronaldo is more annoying than Rooney when he is arrogant, which makes Vardy very helpless. Why is there no normal person around him?

"You'd better think about how to get past Brazil!" Vardy said to Ronaldo angrily.

Portugal did not have a good chance of signing, and they were actually assigned to the same group as the five-star Brazil, and there is also the African strong team Côte d'Ivoire in the group. Even if North Korea does not have any competitiveness, Portugal may not be able to securely qualify.

Ronaldo pouted on the other end of the phone, dismissing Vardy's words.

"It's not that you don't know that such a commoner Brazil, let alone win the championship, if there is no third strong team in the group, I am confident that Brazil will not be able to qualify for the group!"

Cristiano Ronaldo took a breath and felt deeply moved. It seems that Ronaldo may not have learned anything else in Madrid, but his bragging skills are getting better.

No matter how common people are in Brazil, it is still a five-star Brazil. The background is there. Do you think you Portugal will win?

If Vardy's memory is not wrong, in the previous group stage, Brazil and Portugal had a goalless draw, and no one could do anything to win the other. Portugal also failed to beat the opponent in the first round against Côte d'Ivoire. Soy sauce's North Korean team lost to Portugal by a big score. Do you really think Portugal can qualify?

And after qualifying as the second place in the group, they met the thriving Spain in a sad reminder, but they were smothered by Spain and went home in despair. This is definitely the worst result of Portugal in recent competitions.

Where do you come from to be so proud?

I couldn't help but secretly rejoice that I was right not to go to Real Madrid, otherwise wouldn't I have become such a stinky fart?

"Okay, I'll be waiting for you in the semi-finals, if you don't come, then you'll just wait to be ridiculed by me for the rest of your life!"

After all, Vardy hung up the phone, and Ronaldo on the other end of the phone couldn't help rolling his eyes when he heard the busy tone of "beep beep" on the phone.

At this time, Rooney, who was taking a bath in the bathroom just now, came out wearing a towel, and while wiping his hair with a towel, he asked curiously, "Who called?"

Vardy couldn't help baring his teeth.

What's your business?

Where are you so curious?

He replied angrily: "Room service, you know what kind!"

Rooney's eyes lit up when he heard Vardy's words.

"Room service? Come on, call me in and let me pick one! Are there any black girls? I haven't tried it yet!"

Vardy hit back and gave Rooney a chestnut. Can Nima be more serious?

Why don't you think you'll die with that little shit?

Well, Vardy has already felt a little resigned to his fate. This is by no means the football world he imagined. Everyone around him is too weird, and Vardy can't stand it!

Picking up the phone on the bedside table, Vardy dialed the number to Heynckes' room. Anyway, Rooney didn't see which phone he was using just now.

After dialing the number, Vardy handed the microphone to Rooney, "Talk to them yourself!"

Rooney ran over excitedly, answered the phone, and as soon as the phone was connected, before he could speak, Rooney couldn't wait to yell.

"Room service? Hurry up, call a few, all types, preferably a little older, not in good shape, not in good shape, not in good life, the sooner the better! Not bad money!"

Heynckes on the other end of the phone was a little dazed at first, but after listening to it, he felt something was wrong!

This is Rooney's voice, is this guy calling for room service?

He slammed down the phone, and Heynckes, who was already planning to take a break, burst out angrily.

And Rooney here heard the beep of the rough hang up, and couldn't help muttering, "Is this the attitude of the current service industry? Don't you know how fierce the social competition is? With this service attitude,

Even if you have a beautiful one, I don't want it! "

Vardy looked at Rooney with an expression full of pity, whether he was ignorant or not, I will collect the body for you in a while.

It didn't take half a minute before the vigorous old man kicked open the door and entered violently.

Rooney has never seen Heynckes in this state, his expression froze, while Vardy folded his hands, ready to watch a good show.

There were loud shouts and screams intertwined in the room, and seeing Heynckes hitting Rooney with chestnuts one after another, Vardy felt a sense of relief.

"What room service do you want!"

"Boom!"

"ah!"

"Let you want any type!"

"Boom!"

"ah!"

"Let you want any type!"

"Boom!"

"ah!"

 …

If it weren't for Vardy who couldn't stand it and stopped Heynckes in the end, Rooney might be the first player in history to miss the World Cup due to injury because of being beaten by the coach.

After the old man Heynckes hammered Rooney and left refreshed, Rooney was lying on the ground dying, pointing at Vardy with his weak fingers, as if he had suffered endless grievances.

"You fucking me!"

If this is a fantasy, then Rooney will definitely say something in his heart-do not take revenge, and swear not to be a human being!

But for Vardy, no matter how angry Rooney is, there is nothing that an old model can't solve afterwards.

 …

On June 12, the World Cup in South Africa kicked off in Johannesburg.

At the beginning of the last World Cup, FIFA gave up the practice of using the defending champion to play the opening game. However, in the 2006 World Cup, nothing was wrong. The host Germany team played against Costa Rica, which is definitely a classic in the World Cup opening game. .

But this time, the opener chose the host South Africa against Mexico, so there is nothing to watch.

Mexico's world ranking is only around 20, far from being a giant, and South Africa can only be said to be at the middle level in Africa. If you consider the entire World Cup, this match is probably the most worthless matchup.

Therefore, even if time permits, Vardy will not choose to go to the stadium to watch.

Of course, the opening game of the World Cup may just need to be lively, and everyone enjoys the carnival atmosphere. As for the game, who cares!

It's like an appetizer, you can't serve a lobster, can you?

In the end, the host South Africa and Mexico drew 1:1. In front of 1 billion fans around the world, it was an embarrassing match. Some people even said that the opening game of the World Cup set the World Cup back 20 years. These words are by no means aimless .

However, next, England will also play!

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