I am Vardy

In the Olympic Stadium in Rome, Ibrahimovic once again stuck his big feet into the big ear cups. It is estimated that only Ritian, who has always been rebellious, can do such a thing.

But after doing this, no one will forget to fill the big ear glass with champagne and drink it by themselves.

Ibrahimovic had enough and handed the trophy to Vardy.

Holding the familiar yet unfamiliar trophy, Vardy felt infinitely emotional in his heart.

My embrace is your eternal destination!

Unable to bear the mischief, Vardy put the trophy on the ground, took a few steps back, and under the surprised gaze of all the fans, he suddenly started, as if he was sprinting on the field, rushed to the trophy in two steps, and flew up. The foot kicked hard on the big ear cup.

Everyone exclaimed, is Vardy crazy?

What is even more surprising is that some parts of the big ear cup that was kicked by Vardy fell off and split into two.

Vardy was also a little confused. Amid the incredible exclamations of the fans, he hurried over to pick up the trophy and parts.

Nima, it turns out that the big ear cup was kicked off one ear by Vardy!

one ear?

Looking at the big ear cup with only one ear left, Vardy thought of the mouse with one ear knocked out in Black Cat Sheriff...

But it's useless to say anything now. Vardy never thought that the Champions League trophy was dismembered by himself. This matter is a big deal!

Inter Milan's teammates are also very confused. How can the ear of the welded handle fall off?

Quality problems?

Or is Vardy too aggressive?

Otherwise, there is a problem with Chelsea's custody, and it's good to throw the blame on Chelsea.

Who would have thought that after the Champions League final is over, Vardy can still make a farce, this is so funny, it can't be saved!

In the end, UEFA hurriedly found someone to repair the Big Ears Cup urgently, which finally did not delay Inter Milan's schedule, but Vardy is estimated to be on UEFA's blacklist from now on, even if Vardy's team wins the Champions League again in the future , UEFA will never let him touch the Big Ears Cup.

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With a "wow", he opened the curtains and looked at the sun at two o'clock in the afternoon. The dazzling light made Vardy stretch out his hands to cover his face.

Turning his head to look at Elena who was sleeping soundly on the bed, Vardy smiled softly. This is another crazy night, oh no, crazy morning.

Back in Milan, Inter Milan held a grand championship celebration. Inter fans throughout the city took to the streets to participate in the parade until they gathered at the Meazza Stadium.

The whole city was sleepless all night, and the noise was so loud that it exploded. As the protagonists, Inter Milan players were in a state of madness the whole night.

Perhaps at this time, all AC Milan fans can only hide in their homes, cursing Inter Milan with sour hearts.

It wasn't until the morning that Vardy dragged his tired body back home, but he was still excited. At this time, Elena looked extraordinarily delicate.

So the joyful activities began. Vardy didn't know how long he had been messing around. Anyway, he felt more tired than playing a Champions League final.

The season is finally over!

Even if there is still a Serie A game that has not been played, the victory of the Triple Crown still means the end of the season. This is definitely a great season and an unprecedented feat.

Vardy just wants to sleep well, preferably for a few days, and no one will wake him up.

He didn't know about the turmoil in the outside world, and he didn't want to know, but he could guess that the public opinion must have turned upside down.

What has just ended is a final that will definitely be recorded in history. There are too many things worth writing about and discussing. Even if it is just ridicule after dinner, it is still full of topics.

Among other things, gang fights in the Champions League final are unique and have never happened.

Inter Milan is already a recidivist. Last season, they played against Valencia, last season against Arsenal, and this season against Barcelona in the final. While winning all the way, they are also fighting all the way. Inter Milan is almost becoming a football martial arts team. .

This game has become a farce because of this gang fight. Six players from both sides were sent off, and the game was almost terminated early. The number of red and yellow cards also broke the Guinness World Record, but UEFA Sorry to receive the Guinness World Records certificate.

What makes everyone feel incredible is that Vardy, a guy who is more combative than boxing masters and taekwondo masters, didn't do anything. Even if he was held back by Cesar, it is absolutely incredible.

Fortunately, Inter Milan still won in the end, not only won the game, but also won the group fight, which further confirmed their reputation as a martial arts team.

Valencia was beaten, Arsenal was beaten, and now Barcelona is also beaten. No matter whether anyone can beat Inter Milan on the court in the future, at least for now, in terms of fighting, no one is Inter Milan's opponent.

Cherish life, stay away from Inter Milan!

UEFA didn't need to send any investigation team, and issued a ticket directly the next day, and a dark atmosphere enveloped the heads of the two teams.

The players who participated in the fights were more or less suspended, and the repeat offender Ibrahimovic and others were suspended for as many as eight games. Nothing to do with them, plus the European Super Cup, this can make up eight games.

Vardy escaped, and he was not punished for not doing anything, but UEFA obviously did not intend to bypass him, and forced him to stop on the grounds of humiliating the referee with indecent actions and deliberately damaging the Big Ear Cup. one match.

In this regard, Vardy has nothing to say, who let the bastards of UEFA master the rules of the game!

In addition, Barcelona's many despicable behaviors in this game were also singled out by the fans, criticizing them verbally and pens. Barcelona suddenly changed from a giant with advanced techniques and tactics and a gorgeous style of play to a street rat.

Diving, using referees, and even taking the initiative to foul Inter Milan players at the last moment, it makes people laugh out loud. Everyone is very suspicious. How can there be such a shameless team in world football?

In addition, Barcelona, ​​which is located in Catalonia, has always unswervingly supported the independence of the Catalan region, completely exaggerating politics into the sport of football, and everyone has already disliked them. The prestige took a sharp turn, falling like a cliff.

This time it is definitely not worth the loss, even if UEFA will still take good care of them in the future, but can they resist the slobber of fans all over the world?

Unlike the previous life, Barcelona already had three Champions League trophies at this time in the previous life, but now, there is only one Champions League trophy from the Cruyff period. Can this background really be used?

Vardy will not care about the future fate of Barcelona. Anyway, he only knows one thing. As long as Barcelona appears in front of him, he will just kill him without saying a word.

In addition, in the hearts of the fans, Vardy, who staged a big four in the Champions League final, was completely convincing. The title of the king of the ball was once again mentioned by the fans. No one questioned Vardy's ability, because everyone's saliva can be drowned kill him.

He has already defended the Champions League Golden Boot without playing in the group stage. The terrifying scoring efficiency horrified everyone.

Serie A Golden Boots, European Golden Boots, Champions League Golden Boots, Vardy once again used the three Golden Boots to defend his glory, unmatched.

It's just that you should never only consider the side of Vardy's great achievements, because Vardy is always a double-edged sword on the court. If this guy is so funny, you can't hold it!

After scoring the goal, he imitated Eto'o by diving to humiliate the striker who had just flopped, and then satirized the referee's blindness with a blind man's action, without paying attention to anyone at all.

Things can even happen after the game is over, kicking the Big Ear Cup off one ear, is this something normal people can do?

Perhaps, when Vardy is not funny, world football will also die.

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