I am Vardy

Mancini Jr. is a talent. Vardy never denies this, but this guy has excellent physical fitness and technology, but at the same time he does not have a smart brain. This is the worry.

The highest state of fake action is to be deceived even by himself. Although Mancini's fake action did not deceive himself, it shook the players on both sides, including Vardy, and almost flashed Vardy's old waist.

This explosive shot felt like a cannonball rushed towards the goal. Vardy was planning to sit and wait for the pass just now, but found out that Mancini was going to shoot, so he had to bite the bullet and rush forward. The sense of smell is ready to shoot.

But Vardy was gnashing his teeth secretly in his heart-you'd better be able to hit the ball in, or you will look good later.

The reaction and explosiveness ahead of others made Vardy a step ahead when no one else could react, and even felt that he was flying at the same speed as a cannonball, which was so terrifying.

Everyone was shocked by Mancini's explosive shot, and the fans all over the world held their breath at that moment, waiting for the result with full attention.

However, the loud bang of "铛" was like a heavy hammer, and it hit everyone's chest hard. This feeling of being hit hard made everyone's eyes bulge out, and their expressions on their faces were unbelievable. .

It was a goal post just now, and Mancini was close to the goal but missed the goal. The ups and downs are a test of people's fragile nerves.

But I never expected that the same shot as before was blocked by the door frame again. The whole process was like copying and pasting, there was no difference at all, and it was accurate to the slightest.

The exclamation of "Uh-uh--" suddenly sounded in the stands, accompanied by Mancini's already confused expression, which fully explained the shock that these two shots brought to everyone.

Little Mancini felt that his world view had collapsed, the entire stadium was shattering little by little, and turned into a side of ruins before his eyes, burying himself in it.

Let me just die like this!

Not with so many people!

One foot on the door frame is not enough, but good things come in pairs?

Do you think I'm Vardy?

However, just when Mancini was talking about Vardy in his mind, Vardy was also successfully captured here.

When Mancini shot, Vardy had already rushed to the goal, one step ahead and ready to make a supplementary shot. Regardless of whether the ball scored or not, as a striker, he must always be prepared.

Just ran into the penalty area from the ribs, only heard a loud "clang", Vardy just realized that Mancini's shot hit the post.

Mancini hit two goalposts?

I couldn't help being suspicious and then excited.

The suspicion is that Vardy didn't know what was wrong with Mancini Jr., and he hit the door frame twice in a row in two minutes, which was not as hard as himself.

What is exciting is that today the door frame and Mancini are on the bar, so don't you have no energy to entangle with yourself, and you can do whatever you want?

I don't know if this is good news or bad news!

Vardy actually had an absurd feeling of being abandoned by the goal post.

However, before he could make any further impressions, a sphere in front of him kept zooming in and out until it covered his entire field of vision.

Like football?

This was the last moment that came to Vardy's mind.

Then, the next moment, the ball hit Vardy's face hard, like a sledgehammer, smashing Vardy's entire face flat, and it fit seamlessly with the wall.. ....

Luckily my nose is not fake!

Amidst the exclamation of the fans who didn't know whether it was excessive shock or gloating, Vardy lay on his back and fell heavily on the turf in a large font. If accompanied by melodious and bleak background music, it should be the same as in a large war movie The protagonist who was knocked down by an enemy bullet is almost the same.

Fortunately, Vardy's consciousness is still clear. During the process of falling to the ground,

Vardy has already figured out the ins and outs.

Mancini's shot hit the post again and bounced back into his innocent face, that's the truth.

Regardless of any grudges or grievances, Vardy feels that, according to the normal routine analysis, this may be a sign before his goal.

It's not that similar things have happened before. Although it is unlucky and painful, the ball bounced off the goal post and then bounced off your face, and it will eventually bounce into the goal. This is called "Valdy is cheeky." law".

Sitting up in shock while dying, did I score another goal?

Before his teammates rushed over to check if Vardy was dead, Vardy sat up like a corpse, and stared in the direction of the goal in a daze.

Did you score a goal?

The whole world seems to have been stunned and silent, only Vardy's eyes are still so bright.

The sight scans the goal which is not too big as a whole, from top to bottom and from inside to outside for no less than five times. Vardy sadly found that there is no ball inside.

The damn goalkeeper didn't have a ball in his hand either. From the analysis of time relativity, the ball should have just flown into the goal in such a short time after lying down and getting up.

So, it means that he didn't score a goal?

Forget it, I'd better lie down for a while!

After the ball was thrown beyond the baseline not far from the goal, Vardy lay down on the ground again, staring blankly at the sky on the court. At that moment, he felt that the stars in the entire sky were splitting apart Laugh at yourself!

The Inter Milan players looked at each other, not knowing whether Vardy was okay or not, while the Barcelona players next to him clapped their hands unabashedly, Vardy was unlucky, they were happier than scoring a goal.

The fans in the stands were also divided into two factions. One group laughed heartlessly. Vardy's face was plastic-plasticized by the ball, and now he is lying on the ground half dead. Isn't this funny?

The other part feels that Vardy is a bit unlucky, is this the power of the funny halo?

Anyway, they feel a little weird.

"It always feels like you shouldn't eat or drink anything watching Vardy's ball, otherwise you will experience what it feels like to waste!"

"The slap of the ball on the face should have the same effect as a flat brick on the face, right?"

"The culprit is Mancini Jr. It is estimated that this guy will be played to death by Vardy in the future!"

"At first I thought that the scourge of Vardy died, and I was quite happy, but I didn't expect this funny guy to cheat the corpse, it scared me to death!"

 …

The referee had to react for a long time before pointing his hand in front of the goal and awarding Barcelona a goal kick. Then when he ran to the midfield, one couldn't hold back, burst out laughing, and was captured by the camera.

The fans are not without emotion. These days, even the referees have begun to be so unprofessional, laughing at the players on the court.

There was no use of the team doctor to enter the field, and the teammates pulled Vardy up. Although Vardy wanted to continue lying on the ground and pretending to be a dead body, it's just not the time to be self-willed.

If you lose face, no matter how embarrassing you are, you must continue to move forward.

It's just that Inter Milan did get involved with the door frame again today, and it's not just Vardy alone.

Mancini had two goal posts, and Vardy was overshadowed by the door frame again. Could it be that the door frame has become Inter Milan's biggest opponent, more threatening than Barcelona?

"I wouldn't have recognized you as Jamie if you weren't wearing your jersey, your face is so swollen!"

Ibrahimovic walked over, laughing more exaggeratedly than Xingye's exaggerated laugh, his upper body kept leaning back, making Vardy wonder if this guy would break his waist!

Touching his face, Vardy really felt that the skin on his face was swollen, no accident, it should be swollen!

Why are you so unlucky?

I didn't intend to make fun of the Champions League final!

Vardy couldn't help muttering to himself, he felt that his current miserable situation was absolutely caused by the system.

Didn't the teaser system become a monk? I haven't heard from him for a long time. Could it be that it is behind everything?

He shouted angrily in his heart for a long time, but no one responded to him. It is estimated that the system was reciting scriptures in front of the Buddha statue, but Vardy didn't get any answer anyway.

It doesn't appear to be a system.

Shouldn't he be so unlucky?

This is the Champions League final!

Well, it doesn't matter, as long as you can win the championship, let alone a swollen face, even if your balls are swollen, I'll admit it.

The game continued, and Barcelona began to pass in the backcourt again. However, because Inter Milan’s fast break just now really created a threat, Barcelona was more cautious than before. Before passing the ball occasionally passed the center line, but now it is completely in the back The field is down, and there is no desire to attack at all.

Vardy didn't know what to say anymore. While rubbing his swollen face, he complained in his heart. According to Barcelona's style of play, if they don't want to win, no one else can beat them.

Inter Milan fans can't help booing everywhere. Is Barcelona doing pass training in the backcourt?

However, the booing still couldn't stop Barcelona's firm style of play. Under the leadership of Harvey, the passing connection was done happily.

Just as Barcelona continued to pass the ball, the first half ended.

Vardy walked back to the locker room resentfully, ignoring anyone along the way, he just wanted to quickly apply ice cubes to his face to reduce swelling.

At this time, the commentator was interpreting the first-half statistics that had just been released.

"The comparison between the two teams' ball possession rate in the first half was horrifying. Barcelona completely crushed Inter Milan's 22% with 78%. This may be the most disparate ball possession rate comparison in the history of the Champions League final!"

"In terms of the number of passes, Barcelona's 502 passes are far ahead of Inter Milan's 228 passes!"

"If you just looked at the comparison of the two statistics, no one would think that this is a close contest. Maybe there is such a big gap between the professional team and the youth team!"

"However, this is a real peak match, the stage of the Champions League final, which is unbelievable!"

"If you didn't watch the game and just heard the data, you would definitely think that Inter Milan was beaten by Barcelona, ​​otherwise the data would never be so bad."

"But the fact is that the two teams have the same score and each scored a goal. At least the difference in goals is not reflected!"

"However, the really incredible thing is that in the first half, Barcelona had only two shots, while Inter Milan had 7 shots. This is not counting the one that Vardy shot with his face!"

"In the first half of the game, what we saw was the extremely sharp attacking Inter Milan team, but Barcelona's performance was disappointing. Their passing was drowsy, and they even used possession to control the ball Killing time, no fighting spirit, no aggressiveness at all!"

"A lot of media have been touting Barcelona before, thinking that their technical and tactical style of play is the most advanced style of play, representing the development direction of football, gorgeous and exciting!"

"When I saw this Barcelona team in the first half, it was more conservative than any other team, and it was more typical of pragmatism!"

"This is definitely the most ironic thing in the history of world football!"

"Not to mention the diving in Barcelona in the first half, please pay attention to my wording, it is not a suspected diving, but I am sure that it is a diving, a premeditated diving, Barcelona is in this way Got an incredible lead!"

"In short, this game completely overturned my view of this team. As a commentator, you should not have to leave the field obviously. This is the professional quality of a commentator!"

"But as a more devout fan, I would rather be dismissed by the TV station in this game. I also want to say that I hope Inter Milan can win this game. Only such a result represents more pure football!"

 …

It's no wonder that the commentator is so indignant, and even supports Inter Milan regardless of the danger of losing his job. It's really because Barcelona's style of play is too ugly!

Even at this time, UEFA President Michel Platini couldn't help frowning while sitting in the box. He was reflecting on whether such a Barcelona team should really receive special care?

If it’s the Barcelona team that constantly hits the opponent’s goal with fast and smooth passing of the ball, Platini absolutely likes it. He also hopes that this is the development trend of football. Only more attractive football can attract more and more people to invest in it. In this sport, that's why he wants to set a benchmark like Barcelona, ​​even if he doesn't hesitate to give Barcelona special care.

But Barcelona's performance in the first half was completely beyond his imagination. If such a Barcelona is used as a benchmark, not to mention attracting fans, it would be great if they can prevent the fans from revolting.

This is simply the greatest irony!

After thinking about it, Platini took out his phone and called.

 …

In the locker room, Inter Milan players are teasing Vardy, at least his swollen face does have a funny effect.

Only Mancini was sitting in the corner trembling with fear. Everyone beat him up just now, just because he shook not only the Barcelona people, but also their own people with his two fake moves.

But the important thing is that Vardy hasn't settled accounts with him yet!

It was precisely because of his shot that was bounced back by the goal post that almost slapped Vardy in the face...

Don't say it's not Mancini's fault, because Vardy has never been a reasonable person!

Are you reasoning with a tease?

Then you are so innocent!

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