I am Vardy

In the 15th round of the league, Inter Milan challenged Lazio away.

Because Vardy had no systematic training in the past week, Mourinho chose to put Vardy on the bench for this game.

Inter Milan is very strong, even so strong that even without Vardy in Serie A, they can still win most of their opponents.

Although Lazio is strong and currently ranks fifth in the standings, they are not as good as Inter Milan in terms of strength, background, and even desire to fight. Even if they play at home, not many people think that they can cause too much trouble for Inter Milan. Only Lazio fans fantasize that they can beat the mighty Inter Milan.

And what Juventus, Milan and Rome have not done, can Lazio do?

Obviously Lazio fans think too much!

Even without Vardy, Inter Milan still defeated Lazio in the away game. Although Ibrahimovic failed to get out of the psychological haze brought by Buffon, he was also a crazy shooter against other opponents. He scored twice in the first half The speed helped Inter Milan gain an absolute advantage.

Seeing Ibrahimovic showing off his power, Vardy curled his lips. He estimated that this game probably has nothing to do with him.

Both Mourinho and Heynckes are very cautious in using Vardy. Obviously, they are protecting Vardy.

How many talented stars are unable to reach their due heights due to injuries. Van Basten, Owen, and even Ronaldo's few seasons in Inter Milan were also gloomy. They should have achieved greater achievements.

Although Vardy has not been seriously affected by injuries since his debut, this does not mean that they can sit back and relax.

Vardy's playing style is destined to be deliberately targeted by his opponents. Even if the defensive player is not intentional, perhaps an inadvertent defense will bring fatal injuries to Vardy.

What's more, Vardy is still an extremely funny guy, which makes him more likely to get hurt.

Therefore, on the basis of ensuring the state, let Vardy play a role on more important occasions. This is what Mourinho and Heynckes have to consider.

However, many people saw that Vardy was sitting on the bench, and couldn't help but start to worry about the Inter Milan players.

Vardy is a famous bench killer, even more funny than on the court, you are so relieved to let him sit there?

Of course, Vardy would definitely not dare to tie Mourinho there, at least it proves that there is no upper limit for teasing.

However, this does not mean that Vardy dare not attack Mourinho. Please believe that as long as Mourinho's bottom line is not touched, Magic Bird will never punish Vardy easily.

This time, while Mourinho stood up and walked to the sidelines to direct the game, Vardy quickly chewed two pieces of gum, and when Mourinho came back and turned around to sit down, he quickly took two pieces of gum Tuck it under Mourinho's ass.

After doing all this, Vardy acted calmly as if nothing happened.

However, what he didn't know was that even though he was sitting on the bench, he was still the person the director paid the most attention to. The camera caught him frequently and captured this scene perfectly.

At that time, the fans in front of the TV were crazy about it. Sure enough, Vardy would not watch the game honestly when he was sitting on the bench, and he would always make things happen. But this time, he actually attacked Mourinho.

I don't know how Mourinho and others will know that he was tricked by Vardy, how will he deal with Vardy!

Mourinho really doesn't know that he has two pieces of chewing gum under his buttocks. The team leads the score and the situation is extremely favorable. He is enjoying a rare and comfortable time.

Of course, once the team has problems in the offensive or defensive links, Mourinho, who can't rub the sand in his eyes, will definitely go to the sidelines again, directing on the spot, and telling the players how to play in this situation.

There was a little problem with Inter Milan's defense here. Mourinho immediately stood up and wanted to walk to the sidelines, but for some reason, it seemed that it was difficult for his butt to leave the chair.

Of course, the force of stickiness is not too great, and Mourinho didn't care about it, he thought it was just his butt that was heavy!

But at this time, it was no big deal for the director to watch the excitement again, and a shot was given to Mourinho's buttocks, and a close-up was also zoomed in.

The fans can clearly see a piece of chewing gum sticking to Mourinho's two buttocks, as if there are two eyes on the buttocks. It would be more interesting if they could blink.

The fans burst out laughing. To Mourinho, this was an unwarranted disaster. He was tricked by his own players.

But it seems that this is not worth making a fuss about. With Vardy's funny personality, what can't be done?

Not to mention putting two pieces of chewed gum, even putting two razor blades on the chair to open Mourinho's eyes is not impossible.

Mourinho should be thankful that what Vardy threw on the chair was not a thumbtack!

Mourinho commanded the game without hesitation, and the TV broadcast screen frequently pointed at his buttocks. Although he didn't know it, his buttocks still felt chilly in the dark.

Reaching out to support his buttocks, Mourinho scratched his head again, doubts arose in his heart.

What was that sticky little lump just now?

And both sides?

Quickly reached out again to make sure, and it took a long time to buckle the two pieces of chewing gum from the buttocks.

Looking at the chewing gum sticking to his hand, and it was chewed by others, a feeling of nausea instantly rushed into his chest.

Who the hell did this?

Mourinho's first reaction was that Lazio played tricks and planted a bomb on the bench of the visiting team at home. Although it can't affect anything, it is enough to disgust him.

But on second thought, is Lazio really that boring?

It seems that only Vardy is so boring.

Thinking of this, Mourinho turned his head and stared at Vardy, exerting tremendous pressure on Vardy from his eyes.

If it were an ordinary person, I am afraid that he would have been defeated by Mourinho's eye attack, obediently admit the crime he committed, and wait for the trial.

But how could Vardy hand in his gun so easily?

Looking at Mourinho without any fear, at least on the surface, Vardy is not guilty at all, the thing about this matter is not to be guilty.

"What do you see me doing?"

"You didn't look at me, how did you know I was looking at you?"

"Of course you look at me first, and then I look at you!"

"Nonsense, you still don't admit that you saw me first?"

 …

The two people's eyes conveyed such signals to each other, and they were short of asking "What are you looking at?" at the end!

Didn't Vardy do it?

No one else but him!

Mourinho is certain in his heart, but he is playing now, and he has no time to clean up Vardy. Everything will wait until he returns to the training ground, and then let Vardy know why the flowers are so popular!

Walking back to the bench, Mourinho deliberately found a corner, and managed to pick two pieces of chewing gum from his buttocks. This feeling was terrible.

Vardy covered his mouth and sniggered, not realizing that he would be in trouble next time.

After molesting Mourinho, Vardy still didn't watch the game honestly. This time, he set his target on the assistant referee on this side.

While Mourinho was getting all the substitutes to warm up, he ran behind the linesman and started spoofing.

Everyone else is running to warm up, but Vardy is standing behind the lineman. This is not an abnormal behavior, which has attracted the attention of fans.

Obviously, Vardy is not satisfied with a peaceful game. According to Vardy's character, even if he sits on the bench, it will be vigorous.

So, is Vardy going to trick the lineman this time?

The linesman is also a very hard job on the field, even after a game, he runs more than the players on the field, holding a small flag and waving it non-stop. I don't know, I thought this guy was surrendering!

Vardy didn't have the idea of ​​causing personal harm to others, it was nothing more than a joke, which was harmless.

Under the expectant eyes of the fans, Vardy suddenly changed his posture and completely imitated the lineman in front of him. copied the same.

Go left, trot, raise the flag, run right, sprint, turn around and run back, it is not difficult to imitate, but it is ridiculous enough.

Seeing Vardy's funny and funny behavior, the fans burst into laughter and booed wildly, while the fans in front of the TV were already laughing and collapsing on the sofa.

Only the unlucky lineman didn't know why, he didn't know what happened at all, and he was in a daze.

Isn't the game in front of me the same game as the one everyone is watching?

Why don't I think it's funny, and it's worth booing?

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