I am Vardy

Vardy's desire to hold a catwalk is not just a joke, but what he wants to express is-what are you doing at Milan Fashion Week!

Shouldn't fashion be more popular among the masses, instead of being the pride of a small group of people who are self-admired?

Of course, teasing is the biggest, and the main purpose of all this is to have fun, and no one can stop it.

Everyone prepares separately at home. Since there is a fashion show, the most important thing is the clothes, not the people. Whether the clothes prepared are attractive or not is the sign of the success of the show.

In fact, Vardy didn't have a good idea. Even if the clothes are turned over and over again, how many tricks can they have?

Can I still go naked?

Thinking of a word that was very popular in Huaxia in his previous life, Valdy felt that he could be a shared underpants, which seemed quite fun.

The so-called sharing, of course, does not mean that I take it off after I finish wearing it and you pass it on, but that everyone can wear it together.

Just imagine a scene where a group of people wear a pair of oversized underpants together, just like Taiwanese sausages, it should be quite interesting.

As for what kind of clothes the other animals will design, Vardy doesn't know, mainly because he doesn't want to know, because he knows that the picture must be very eye-catching without thinking about it.

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The next game is the third round of the Champions League group stage, Inter Milan will play against the Cypriot team Anroxas at home.

God knows how the Cyprus team entered the Champions League through the qualifying rounds. It can be regarded as a miracle.

Of course, no one thinks that Anroxas can continue to do anything in the Champions League, not to mention the mighty Inter Milan, even Werder Bremen and Panathinaikos are not something they can compete with.

Being able to show their faces in the Champions League, they already feel very satisfied in their hearts, but if they know that the Inter Milan livestock will hold a fashion show in a game against them, then their hearts must be broken.

On the day of the game, Inter Milan fans had already filled the stands. In recent seasons, Inter Milan has become so strong that the football market has exploded. At present, Inter Milan's home attendance rate far exceeds that of arch-rival Milan, dominating Serie A.

Inter Milan came to the stadium early, and the players got into the locker room and started to prepare. Although no makeup is required, do you think it takes no time to put on these exotic clothes?

And they can't waste too much time in the fashion show, even if the opponent is here to send points, but the game is a game, the warm-up time can't be shortened, otherwise you can only admit that you are unlucky if you get injured during the game because of insufficient warm-up .

Mourinho didn't know that the players were going to have a fashion show, but there were clues that these bastards were going to do something.

In view of the current team's good performance and relatively easy schedule, Mourinho will not prevent players from messing around within a limited range, as long as they don't make trouble, don't be like Mancini Jr.

The players put on their own clothes, and Vardy really feasted his eyes at this time.

Comrade Ritian may be very satisfied with his figure, and he is ready to go out wearing a small boxer shorts, as if he is going to swim.

Vardy couldn't help complaining, do you think this is an underwear catwalk?

People are Victoria's Secret, you are the truth about Beckham?

Well, Ri Tian is so rebellious, if he is not convinced, maybe he dares to go out naked.

Turning around again, Balotelli over here is putting on clothes designed by himself, well, depending on the situation, he should have done it himself!

By the way, where did you get your leaves from?

Didn't the Huanhu organization bother you?

I have to admit that covering yourself with leaves is not only mysterious, but most importantly, it is also environmentally friendly and low-carbon.

Well, the idea of ​​making pants out of pine leaves is a nice and brave one, you're a real man.

But I beg you, can you cover those two little dots on your chest with leaves,

How much attention will affect the effect?

Turning again, Maxwell's lace suit here seems to be very good. The black silk is full of temptation, which will make people nosebleed.

And Cordoba, is it really good for you to put on a plastic bag and go out like this?

I think this is not a fashion show, but performance art.

Finally, Vardy finally saw a slightly normal, well, isn't women's clothing normal?

Perhaps Ferdinand will be very pleased to come to the Inter Milan locker room at this time, because he has found a like-minded companion. As an idealist who vowed to carry forward women's clothing, it is not easy to find a brother who shares the same ideals one thing!

Vardy has never discovered that Materazzi is also a fucking bigwig in women's clothing, and this guy hides too deeply!

The evening dress series is very elegant, elegant and temperamental, if you don't look at his old face.

It's not uncommon for someone to have a hobby that doesn't match his appearance, maybe even he can't control it.

Vardy does not discriminate against women's bigwigs, but only if you don't wink at me!

Regardless of whether Ferdinand or Materazzi, on the football field, they are definitely tough guys among tough guys, but who would have thought that they have such a delicate heart.

I don’t know if psychologists have done any research. Is it because those big guys who look rough but like women’s clothing are too manly on weekdays and their endocrine is seriously unbalanced, so they urgently need women’s clothing to balance it?

This picture is actually quite scary, and it can be brought into the scene perfectly.

In the 2006 World Cup final, Materazzi insulted Zidane, and then Zidane headed him off and was sent off. This classic picture may still be clear a century later.

And in this picture, what if Materazzi is a master of women's clothing?

The cursing in his mouth turned into a coquettish accusation, and then Zidane couldn't bear it anymore, and turned his head towards the women's clothing boss...

In this scene, I personally feel that Zidane went to a nightclub to find the princess. He had no money to pay, so he could only renege on the debt. Then he was humiliated by the princess, and he couldn't bear to attack the princess...

Shaking his head vigorously, this picture is too hot for the eyes.

Vardy complained about other people's clothing, but others also complained about Vardy's design, because no one could see what he was.

Normal pants have two legs, but Vardy's big pants have one leg after another, which is continuous, as if countless pairs of pants are sewn together.

Seeing the suspicious eyes of his teammates, Vardy smiled and explained: "Don't you want to wear a pair of underpants together, and then dance four little swans hand in hand?"

Well, the cattle would love to.

Soon, when everyone changed their clothes, the captain Zanetti yelled, and everyone rushed out. If you didn't look at what they were wearing, you would think that these bastards were so imposing.

Walking in the player tunnel, the stadium staff were dumbfounded.

What the hell is this big ticket?

A bunch of psychopaths come in at the stadium?

If they hadn't recognized the faces of the players, the security guards would have beaten the group of psychopaths out with electric batons.

And when the players walked out of the player tunnel and officially entered the stadium, Meazza, who was still boiling just now, fell silent for an instant, as if someone had cast time to stand still.

Everyone's mouths were wide open, and it would be no problem to stuff a dinosaur egg in. That expression of boundless astonishment had already betrayed their true thoughts?

Some fans have already taken out their tickets to check the information carefully.

That's right, today is Inter Milan's Champions League group match, and that's no problem.

But Mao felt as if he had walked past the set. Could this be a branch venue of Paris Fashion Week?

When they saw the faces of these guys clearly, they became even more confused.

The Inter Milan players are too careless. There is a game coming up here, and you guys are actually having a fashion show. Do you want to make such a fuss?

But speaking of which, your movements are very amateurish at first glance, and the male models walk the catwalk with masculine and temperament, you guys are here to make fun of me!

Stretch out your hand in two steps, and turn your head back in three steps. Usually, girls in red light districts have such movements.

That's not the point, the point is, what the hell are you wearing?

Leaves, pieces of paper, cans, big underpants, lace... Finally, there are women's clothing. Are you trying to make things difficult for the fans?

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