I am Vardy

The outstretched hand is far from reaching the ball. This feeling of despair must be what goalkeepers hate the most, and it comes from the bottom of their hearts.

Perhaps, the only thing that can be done is to pray that this shot hits the post, or more simply misses the goal, and everything will be fine.

Abbiati is indeed doing this now, even though his outstretched hands can't make the sign of the cross on his chest, he is already praying in his heart.

Vardy stared at the flight trajectory of the ball after the ball was kicked, and the more he looked at it, the worse he felt.

How the hell is he running towards the door frame again?

Although Vardy's heart felt cold for a while, he still continued to rush towards AC Milan's goal in line with the instinct of a shooter, while Nesta behind him reacted half a beat slower. Following the start, but also already lagging behind.

Under the attention of fans all over the world, the ball slammed hard on the right column, and the muffled sound seemed to explode in everyone's hearts, shaking their hearts, and everyone showed incredible expressions.

Vardy hit the post again?

How many times is this? Oh no, is this the dozens of times?

How do you feel that Vardy doesn't do other things on the field every day, except scoring goals is just funny, and then there is only one job left to play goalposts!

Amid the exclamations of the fans, Abbiati fell heavily to the ground, and his heart, which was so nervous that it was about to jump out, finally calmed down. It seemed that the whole world suddenly realized that life was still good, at least he didn't concede a goal!

But before he could continue to realize how beautiful life is, his pupils shrank suddenly again, his face showed a look of horror, and he felt bad all over!

The ball did not fly out of the baseline after hitting the goal post, but bounced back into the penalty area, but Vardy rushed over in a hurry and went straight to the ball, as if he knew he was going to hit the goal post.

Abbiati couldn't help but have such doubts in his mind, did Vardy hit the goalpost specifically to scare me?

I was indeed intimidated, Vardy made it!

Seeing Vardy's explosive kick against the ball again, and the distance is closer than last time, it is difficult for Abbiati to express his mood.

How about a sentence of MMP?

Flying up again, Abbiati rushed towards the direction the ball came from, and at the same time he couldn't help sighing in his heart, this is retribution!

If I didn't reprimand Vardy for diving just now, I'm afraid I wouldn't suffer this kind of retribution. People really can't do bad things!

Still shrouded in desperation, Abbiati made his saves with a touch of determination, as if he was flying off the cliff instead of the football.

Facts have proved that Abbiati is really not a first-class goalkeeper. Neither his reaction nor his goal-line skills are top in the world. At least he doesn't even have the chance to touch the ball.

Abbiati's mentality has suffered a series of blows, and the last expectation in his heart is that Vardy's shot will miss when he is unable to save the save!

The eyes of the whole world seem to be attracted by this small ball, focusing on hundreds of millions, and what makes everyone dumbfounded at that moment is that the ball seems to be inevitably affected by the law of gravity, just like a strong magnetic field. Hit the post again.

That loud bang even made the whole world eclipsed by it.

It was as if a heavy hammer had been slammed into his chest, and Abbiati was already sluggish. Another goal post by Vardy seemed to have shot through his heart.

So frightening!

The most terrifying thing in the world may not necessarily be death, but an extreme psychological gap.

Just like Abbiati, in this series of blows, he truly experienced the incredible and terrifying gap in life.

Despair—duang—doorpost—survival—sudden tension—despair—Duang......

One hammer after another smashed his heart to pieces, and the final relaxation made him seem to have fallen into a state of stupidity.

But what is even more incredible is that,

This is not over, because Vardy's stubborn and invincible figure appeared in front of the ball again, swung his right foot, and hit the ball hard.

Nesta's reaction was not as fast as Vardy's twice in a row, and he could only continue to be the background board behind Vardy, while contributing his weak prayer power.

But this time, amidst the unbelievable exclamations of all the fans, Abbiati had no way to react. He was immersed in the horrible blow just now, even when the ball had penetrated into the goal behind him, there was no way Make any rescue actions, just stand there quietly, unable to extricate yourself from the horror.

The moment he scored, Vardy finally let out a long breath.

Finally a goal!

Why is it so difficult for me to score a goal? I almost caught up with Tang Seng to learn the scriptures. Do I have to go through ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties to achieve a positive result?

But speaking of it, if every difficulty of 9, 9, 81 is a country of daughters, it is actually quite good, and it is a fart!

Vardy feels that the goal post has become the biggest obstacle on his way to scoring, and it is simply a joke sent by a monkey.

Do you want to suggest to FIFA that in the future, we can build a goal without a goal frame, so that the sum of the goal frame will not make it difficult for ourselves.

After scoring the goal, Vardy ran two steps quickly, rushed to the goal post, patted the post and said: "You do it yourself!"

Then, under the puzzled eyes of everyone, he ran to Abbiati who was still lying on the ground dumbfounded, patted his shoulder, and sighed: "You can do it yourself!"

After doing all this inexplicable, Vardy rushed to his teammates and began to celebrate the wonderful goal in this derby.

The teammates couldn't bear it any longer, and they all rushed to the cameras on the sidelines, and began to lift their clothes to show off their tattoos.

As a result, what appeared on the broadcast screen was the mysterious square characters on the bodies of Inter Milan's cattle.

Ritian, Wife, Nima...

Like a group of demons dancing wildly, all of them showed their original shape.

What's even more amusing is that Thornton, who was on the bench, also rushed over to join the celebration. This guy took off his jersey and threw it away, revealing the dense tattoos on his body that looked like construction drawings.

Tianhai Wing, the bridge is not long...

So mysterious!

The fans in the stands couldn't see it, but it didn't matter, as long as they kept booing, it was right!

The fans in front of the TV could see it very clearly, but most of the fans didn't know what the Inter Milan players' tattoos were. It seemed to be some kind of words, but they didn't know what these words meant.

But those Huaxia fans on the other side of the ocean were all stunned, rubbing their eyes vigorously, wondering if there was something wrong with their cultivation, and they started to get dazzled!

What kind of Chinese characters are actually tattooed on the bodies of these Inter players!

And what surprised them even more was, what the hell are these things!

Every day!

This one of Yi Buwen fits his personality very well, being rebellious and unruly is one that will not accept even the sky!

What does Nima mean?

Curse words?

What the hell is Ruhua?

The boss in the Star Master movie?

Well, looking at Balotelli's ugly appearance, he is indeed comparable to Ruhua!

And Maicon's wife, does this refer to Maicon's hobby?

Sure enough, he is not a normal person, stay away from Maicon in the future!

What they can't bear the most is that this little guy Thornton has tattooed the name of an actress so grandiosely. Are you so obsessed with it?

But having said that, Thornton is young and probably doesn't have a girlfriend. Since there is no way to vent, it is understandable that he seems to be obsessed with watching some small movies.

The key now is, how can they use these Chinese to tattoo?

Who taught them?

But at this time, if there is a female fan watching the game with her boyfriend or husband, she must have started to ask questions in doubt.

"Who are these island women?"

Then the man will answer seriously: "I don't know! I only know the table tennis player!"

Well, I really don't know, who knows when I put on clothes!

Since then, these Inter Milan stars have gained another nickname in China.

Burriday

Winema

Mai wife

Mulberry actress

 …

Vardy also has tattoos, and he showed them unabashedly.

Lifting the front of the jersey, a sentence was revealed on the chest.

——Master, you just follow the old monk!

This sentence made Huaxia fans laugh so hard that they couldn't straighten their waists. Imagine Vardy's current state of bald head and that festive face. It is really very picturesque!

But this is not the end, the front is over, and there is still the back.

Turning around, he lifted up the clothes behind him, and revealed another sentence.

——Master, please spare me!

As a result, Huaxia once again sprayed rice collectively.

Are Vardy and Inter Milan players really crazy?

What the hell are these tattoos!

Could it be that this is preparing to develop the Chinese market?

But no matter what, the Huaxia fans are very happy. At least they feel that Chinese culture has begun to invade Italy. Even though this may be dross culture, it still deserves attention.

The fans agreed that this may have been caused by Vardy.

On the one hand, Inter Milan has no talents in this area except Vardy, and Vardy seems to be able to speak a few words of authentic Chinese, and he also has a dialect accent.

The most important thing is, who can think of such a spoof tattoo except Vardy?

I can't help complaining, since I want to develop the Chinese market, can't I have a tattoo of "Happy National Day?"

When many football stars are interviewed by the Chinese media, they are not always taught a blessing by the reporter, such as "I wish the Chinese people a happy Chinese New Year". Although it is a bit fake, everyone is still very happy.

But how come it's Vardy's turn, so frankly so dishonest!

I am afraid that according to the standards of Huaxia, Thornton should not think about leaving the country in the future. Even the names of some actresses on the station will become ***. God knows if Thornton will be mosaiced when he plays the game in the future !

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