I am Vardy

During this period of time, the teasing system did explain to Valdy what is called the Buddhist system. If there is no mission, it will not bubble at all. Valdy once thought that the system was dead!

But Vardy didn't care too much, anyway, it seems that he doesn't need to ask the system now, it's good for you to bubble up, and it's okay not to bubble up.

Inter Milan’s start is as strong as last season, which also draws attention to the next Milan derby. After all, who is the real overlord in Milan City is not measured by the position in the standings, but by the direct relationship between the two sides. The performance in the duel will be determined.

Milan's lineup is actually not bad at all, at least not worse than Inter Milan on the surface, which is why Milan fans have confidence.

After buying Ronaldinho, the former World Footballer of the Year, and welcoming back the former European Ballon d'Or winner nuclear warhead Shevchenko, plus the heartthrob Beckham who came on loan, Milan's transfer operations this summer, Absolutely shocked the level of world football, and the bald showmanship is simply dizzying.

Coupled with Milan's already extraordinary lineup, before the start of the season, Milan was considered to have the strength to challenge the rivals in the same city. Of course, the premise is that they can perfectly combine this lineup.

But the facts have proved that sometimes the lineup is strong, and the results may not be able to be achieved.

In the first round of the league, Milan suffered a fatal blow at home and lost to Bologna.

Although the next three rounds of the league quickly recovered and won three consecutive victories, in the last round of the league, they were tied by Cagliari in the away game. It is difficult to guarantee a stable win, and the state fluctuates.

Of course, the league has just started, and the gap of five points in five rounds is not too much, but in comparison, Inter Milan's dominance still makes Milan envious. Inter Milan's maturity on the court and control of the game have already Far beyond their imagination.

Therefore, in this game, Milan showed unprecedented attention. From tactical preparations to media public opinion, everything was aimed at Inter Milan and vowed to win this game.

There were still a few days before the game started, and Milan released a blockbuster promotional film, in which all the superstars in the team were photographed, creating a visual feast that was so cool and explosive that people couldn't help but be excited.

The most intuitive feeling is that Milan has a super star who really has the strength to challenge Inter Milan. Perhaps only Milan is the real king of Milan City.

I have to admit that this kind of publicity method is actually very effective. Not only the fans pay more attention to this game and Milan, but even many people who eat melons can't help but start to expect and hope for Milan.

Perhaps, Milan is the real fighter who can end the era of Inter Milan.

And Inter Milan obviously did not expect Milan to use this tactic to win the public opinion war, which made Mourinho a little annoyed.

Mourinho has always been a master and winner of verbal wars. I didn't expect Milan to use such a method to detour, making his verbal wars useless all of a sudden, because in front of that cool promotional video , his pale language attack is likely to become very weak.

Just when Mourinho was a little depressed, no one expected that the Inter Milan fans here actually exerted their strength.

In response to Milan's promotional blockbuster, Inter Milan fans also made a passionate video, and there is no need for anyone to appear on the scene here, but simply made the video of Vardy's goals into a collection, and then matched it with passionate background music. It ignited everyone's hearts.

The implication of this video is obvious, no matter how strong your AC Milan lineup is and how many superstars there are, you don’t even need other players from Inter Milan to make moves, Vardy will make you unstoppable.

In fact, this collection is really shocking. Thinking of Vardy's scalp-numbing scoring ability, even AC Milan fans can't help but ask themselves, can they really stop it?

Don't look at Milan has already gathered superstars, but the problem is that although their fighting power is strong, they are far from reaching the ideal level. The so-called invincibility is nothing but self-deception.

But Vardy's combat power is really in front of him, and it is really not something that can be stopped by manpower. AC Milan's defense line in front of Vardy is actually not much better than paper.

The good public opinion environment created by AC Milan was inadvertently destroyed by Vardy, and the Milanese were extremely depressed.

But soon, the direction of public opinion began to change again, because someone made the latest collection-Valdy's funny collection!

This is a collection that is several times longer than the collection of Vardy's goals. It includes all of Vardy's funny behaviors on and off the field from his debut to the present. It is a real comedy blockbuster.

If Vardy agrees to authorize, then this collection can be released in theaters as a comedy movie. It is estimated that the box office will never be low, because these collections are too laughable to bear.

There is no doubt that Vardy is very strong, but this is by no means Vardy's label. There is only one label for Vardy, and that is funny!

In the words of the fans' jokes, Vardy's actual state is that he scored five minutes and was funny for two hours.

Even if it is a bit exaggerated, the fans agree with it surprisingly. Even though Vardy has restrained himself a little now, he will still make you shiver when he occasionally flirts.

The video distorted the atmosphere of the pre-match battle, which no one expected, but soon everyone was relieved, where there is Vardy, can you still expect to watch the game in a serious manner?

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Vardy has indeed lived a bit of a comfortable life recently. There are no worries on and off the court. This kind of life makes Vardy happy.

This is not unreasonable, but Vardy obviously does not intend to do anything excessive at this time, so he can only vent his energy in other places, such as on-court or off-court.

No, during training this day, Vardy and his teammates suddenly discovered another tattoo on Sneijder's arm, which aroused Vardy's interest again.

There are not a few football players who have tattoos. Football is a man's game. With a sturdy appearance, a strong physique and fierce tattoos, I am afraid that such a football player is not easy for anyone to offend on the field.

However, according to expert research, tattoos will immediately cause professional players to suffer a loss of 3% to 5% of their athletic ability. The skin is the largest organ of the human body, but tattoos are equivalent to poisoning it.

However, this kind of argument does not affect many professional players flocking to tattoos, which is a fashion on the football field.

Vardy does not have tattoos, not because he is afraid of affecting his athletic ability, but because he is afraid of pain, so he always maintains the initial awe of players who dare to move needles on their bodies. He is so brave!

It seems that during the Everton period, he really didn't intend to fool Osman, he was just afraid of pain, and there was no other reason.

Of course, Osman was also a little stupid, otherwise why would he have a tattoo on his bald head!

But this time, he was really interested.

Anyway, idle is idle, and it's good to flicker Inter Milan's animals.

"Your tattoo is very handsome, where did you get it?" Vardy deliberately grabbed Sneijder's arm and said loudly, as if to let everyone hear.

Sneijder is very proud, his tattoo is praised, but it is very face-saving.

"Are you interested? Then let me introduce you, Kevin is indeed a great tattoo artist!"

The expression on Vardy's face showed a strong interest, and he continued to increase the volume: "That's great. I just happened to be studying Chinese culture recently. I think their square characters tattooed on my body must feel very good!"

Hearing Vardy's words, the surrounding teammates also raised their ears and were very interested.

Vardy has always been a person who is at the forefront of the times. What he thinks is interesting must be very interesting!

As expected, after the training, several animals grabbed Vardy, who was about to get a tattoo with Sneijder, and asked questions with interest.

Vardy didn't talk too much nonsense, took the paper and pen, and wrote the word "forbearance", proving everything with facts.

Sure enough, the unique and charming form of Chinese characters made several animals fall instantly, and their heads were already full of imagination. If such square characters are tattooed on the body, it will not only be chic, but also give people a mysterious and cultural atmosphere. foot.

"I want Chinese characters tattooed too!"

"Jamie, help me think of an interesting Chinese character!"

"What kind of handsome and unrestrained Chinese characters?"

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Although Vardy still had a smile on his face, he was already happy in his heart. This group of single-celled animals is really easy to deceive!

So, under the leadership of Sneijder and Vardy, the Inter Milan crowd rushed to the tattoo parlor, as if the club was dispatched.

Since they were planning to tattoo Chinese characters, Valdi, who has studied Chinese culture for a long time, naturally became everyone's guide. They asked Vardy's opinion on what kind of characters they should tattoo!

Pulling over Ibrahimovic, he looked up and down this rebellious figure, Vardy nodded, there is nothing more suitable for Da Fengxian than the word "Ritian"!

"Tian means the sky, and sun means surpassing. When they are combined together, it means that you are higher than the sky, which means that you are very powerful!"

Vardy solemnly chose a word for Ibrahimovic.

Although Ibrahimovic didn't know the real meaning, it sounded very powerful, so he nodded excitedly.

Well, Ritian, this fits my personality so well!

Ibrahimovic happily took the tattoo artist to tattoo the word "Day Day" on himself, while Vardy continued to fool other animals.

Although there were constant screams in the tattoo room, everyone who came out had an embarrassing expression on their faces, as if they had learned Chinese culture after getting two Chinese characters tattooed on them. !

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