I am Vardy

The exposure of assets has indeed brought a lot of influence to Vardy. Now many people's first reaction when they mention Vardy is the new rich man, not the funny world football player before. This makes Vardy a little I can't laugh or cry.

Hypocritical!

Of course, there is not much difference in fact. Even if you are considered a newly promoted rich man, you are still a funny rich man, and the adjective in front of the name will not change.

It's just changing from being a jerk in the football world to a jerk in the rich world, there is no essential difference.

Transfer rumors finally stopped boiling, but what is boiling now is which club Vardy will buy in the future and be lucky with it. It seems that playing the whole team is what local tyrants should do.

In fact, it’s not that Vardy didn’t think about starting a club by himself. Now he can be regarded as being dependent on others. Maybe he has enough right to speak, but the team is not his own after all, and it is impossible for you to play in the sky.

And once you have your own team, wouldn't you be able to do whatever you want?

Not to mention anything else, buy all the teasers in the world of football, form a real army of teasers, and sweep the world of football.

Bashen, Erwa, David Luiz, Marcelo, Eboue, Alves

Coupled with a funny head coach, if there is no funny head coach, then Vardy will play in person.

Perhaps such a team may not necessarily be able to win the championship, but it will definitely be able to amuse people

It's not scary to be funny, but I'm afraid that they will all get together!

Thinking about it makes me feel horrible. Perhaps in the future, the world football world will tremble under the majesty/power of this teasing army, and feel the fear of being dominated by the teasing army.

However, for the sake of the peace of the earth, Valdy feels that he still needs to carefully consider this idea, and then carefully consider it, so as not to make trouble out of control, and he will not be able to hold it at that time.

It's not all bad things recently. Just after resolving the transfer rumors, a surprise fell from the sky that made Vardy completely dumbfounded.

Elena is pregnant!

This is definitely its own species!

It's not from Pharaoh next door!

Calculating the time, it should be the European Cup just ended, and Irina was on vacation with Yi Lianna!

Vardy is going crazy!

Although he has been tortured by bear children all the time, Vardy still welcomes his first child with a pilgrimage-like mentality. This feeling makes him want to take out his whole heart.

I actually have a dragon species!

Regardless of whether he is a boy or a girl, Vardy swears, let him become the happiest bear child in the world!

Elena was actually a little apprehensive when she first learned that she was pregnant. Vardy used to roam the green field, but he was always deflated in front of a few bear children. God knows if Vardy would not like children because of this.

Even Elena is ready to raise the child herself if Vardy insists that she does not intend to have children.

But I never expected that at this time, it was revealed that Vardy was a super rich man, and Elena didn't react at all.

What surprised her even more was that when Vardy got the news, he acted like a 1.8-meter child, almost jumping into the sky with joy.

The hanging heart finally let go, Yi Lianna's smile is full of maternal brilliance, although there is still more than half a year before the child's birth, but this still can't stop Yi Lianna from transforming into a great mother.

Vardy put his arms around Elena, stroking her little belly, there was not even a bulge, no fat, it was hard to put it down.

"Honey, did the hospital make a mistake? I don't think your stomach looks like a baby at all!" Vardy asked suspiciously.

But as soon as the words fell, Elena pinched the soft flesh on Vardy's waist, causing Vardy to grin his teeth in pain.

"Are you an idiot? It's still months before your belly bulges.

You have a big belly now, do you think it's a freak? "

Looking at Vardy reproachfully, Elena felt that Vardy was just a child who couldn't grow up.

Vardy scratched his head and smiled, knowing that he was stupid.

As long as you are still a little too excited, this feeling is simply amazing!

"Then let's give the child a name!" Vardy thought suddenly.

This time, Elena didn't do anything to Vardy. I don't know if the desire to protect is necessary in the matrilineal family. Elena, who has always been gentle and pleasant, actually started to show her teeth and claws.

"I will name the girl, and you will name the boy, how about it?" Elena stroked her stomach and said with a smile.

Vardy shook his head like a rattle for a moment. He thought it would be better to name the child himself. God knows what kind of name Irina can make.

The most important thing is that Elena is Russian, and the Russian name is a long

Moreover, Vardy feels that he can give his child a Chinese nickname, which is the kind of nickname that is cheap and easy to support.

What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what

He is very down-to-earth, very kind, and always reminds me of my nickname in my previous life

However, Elena is obviously not a person who will give up easily. She actually used coquettish and threatening methods together, and finally even pretended to be pitiful, making Vardy cry helplessly.

"Oh my god, my baby is actually kicking my stomach, it hurts so much!" Elena looked surprised, and then pretended to be in pain. If Vardy refused to agree to her, she would continue to be in pain posture.

Vardy has black lines on his face. It's only been more than a month, and he kicked you in the stomach?

Then what you said is indeed correct, you are indeed a freak in your stomach!

But this is just a game between young couples. After a while, Vardy turned into a meticulous mode again, wishing to treat Elena as a queen.

When I went to training the next day, Vardy had a silly smile on his face. Anyone who saw it would know that something good happened to Vardy, or it might just be an affair.

The teammates are going crazy with envy. Vardy is only in his early 20s, and he is already at the peak of his life.

He has won two Champions League titles, two league titles, one European Ballon d'Or, two World Player of the Year awards, and even the European Cup, which many professional players can't get their hands on in their entire lives. reached the pinnacle.

And this is not the most enviable thing, this guy has always had a girlfriend who makes everyone salivate, such a goddess of the whole people is actually arched by Vardy, I don’t know how many people cry every night .

What's even more frightening is that such a person who is extremely happy in the eyes of others has suddenly transformed into a super rich man who attracts the attention of the world

Nima, does God dare to favor him more?

Especially now that Vardy shows such a comfortable expression that he didn't know how many times he scored last night, he really hates people!

As a result, several animals gave Vardy a good beating when he changed his clothes and was unable to resist.

"I beat you up not because you are rich, but because you are so rich. To go to a bar and ask me to pay the bill is simply inhumane!" Materazzi said plausibly.

Vardy hurriedly begged for mercy. The gang of animals didn't need any reason at all. At this high-profile moment, it's better to keep a low profile.

But teammates are still incredulous that Vardy has such a terrible asset.

This is not the plot of the novel!

Many ordinary people who live by your side and greet you every morning, but when emergencies strike, they suddenly remove their disguise and become superheroes like saviors.

The old Wang next door got into the phone booth, put on his pants, and when he came out, he was Superman;

Upstairs, Sister Ma shyly turned into Spider-Man;

Uncle James, who was walking his dog downstairs, took out his satellite phone and started calling for spaceship support;

The most hateful thing is that the little kid who peed his pants just now has transformed into a three-headed and six-armed Nezha. Of course, the three little dicks are still peeing his pants

It is impossible for such a thing to happen, but the problem is that Vardy, who is not much different from them, has suddenly become a super rich man whose status makes them out of reach. It's not that they will be able to accept it for a while.

The extremely excited Vardy raged wildly during training, and once made the substitute goalkeeper Toldo have the urge to retire early. Isn't he a bit old?

But seeing that Vardy is in such a good state, Mourinho is relieved.

Speaking of coaching a super rich man, the pressure is really great, at least he doesn't know how many times his assets are worth to him!

Fortunately, Vardy is obsessed with the green field and doesn't care how much money he has. This attitude is destined to not change his life.

When it's time for training, when it's time to play football, when it's time to have a crazy party with your teammates, just go crazy, as always.

And amidst the bombardment of public opinion throughout the summer, the Serie A league finally officially kicked off.

This season's Serie A, in the eyes of many people, may not be very motivating.

The thriving Inter Milan is definitely a terror that hangs over all Serie A teams. No one knows how long Inter Milan's rule will last.

Inter Milan, which was already outrageously strong, has introduced Sneijder and other stars to supplement the lineup in the summer. This is completely aimed at the Champions League champions, and Serie A may not be taken seriously by them.

Let's take a look at the activities of other Serie A teams this summer.

Ranieri may have been able to stay in the post because of his performance in leading Juventus back to the Champions League last season, but Juventus' operations in the transfer market in the summer have no tendency to return to the peak at all.

Palermo striker Amauli was bought for 22.8 million euros, Sevilla midfielder Paulson was bought for 10 million euros, and other odds and ends were bought and sold. The net investment in the transfer was only 20 million euros, which is not as good as Vardy. Great value for toes!

The aging trend of the Juventus lineup is inevitable. Last season, the veterans collectively exploded, and Juventus was able to return to the Champions League. Can you still point to the old guys with old arms and legs this season to explode their lungs?

According to the predictions of the media, according to this state, if the old woman can enter the Champions League at the end of the season, it will be considered that Ranieri is amazing!