I am Vardy

I repeat, bananas are for eating, not for use!

Vardy roared angrily in his heart, but he was helpless.

Although the revolutionary ancestors survived by eating grass roots and trouser pockets in the most difficult period, this is the spirit we should learn from.

But now Vardy is still a little unable to do it by lying on the ground and gnawing on the turf.

It turns out that Vardy has never chewed on the turf, regardless of whether it is intentional or not, the point is not to forget that Vardy is allergic to turf.

If he pouted on the ground and gnawed a few mouthfuls now, let alone whether he could recover his energy, his lips must have swollen like a sausage first.

What if another naked female fan rushed up to kiss him and bite his lips off!

Shaking his head vigorously, Vardy gave up this unrealistic idea.

Forget it, first pretend to be dead on the field for a while, slowly accumulate some energy, and explode when needed.

However, Vardy gave up the idea of ​​eating, but the substitute players on the bench are more concerned than Vardy. What if Vardy is not fed and loses?

So a few bastards started to rummage through boxes and cabinets, searching like a carpet, and after a while, things were piled up all over the floor.

Several people rushed to the sidelines carrying these things.

"Jamie, come and eat to replenish your energy!"

Vardy was a little moved when he saw how enthusiastic his teammates were so enthusiastic, and hurried over, ready to eat a little first and recover as much as he could no matter what.

However, when Vardy walked to the sidelines, he almost fainted.

Jermaine Jenas handed Vardy a bottle of gum with enthusiasm.

Micah Richards handed Vardy a bottle of beer with a flattering expression.

What's even more frightening is Defoe. Vardy never thought that this guy would be so funny, so he handed the team doctor's medicine kit to Vardy.

"I really didn't find anything to eat. Take a look at what's in the medicine cabinet. Do you have something to eat first?"

At this time, Vardy and the rushing team doctor had the same expressions.

MMP!

Is there a normal person in the England team?

Vardy took the medical kit in Defoe's hand expressionlessly, took out the medical spray, and slapped Defoe fiercely, then returned the medical kit to the team doctor, turned and left.

Seeing this scene, the fans almost burst out laughing, so why did the English come to Vienna to be funny?

Vardy is already funny enough, but now that the team is being teased one after another, is English football going to become another sport?

"Actually, what Vardy wants to ask is, I'm hungry, where is Tang Seng?"

"Valdy has been very restrained. He didn't go to the stage to snatch snacks for children, but England can't even satisfy Vardy's desire to eat snacks on the court. Vardy is really unhappy in England!"

"If I were Vardy, I would fucking kill Defoe. Why doesn't this guy go to the pharmacy to buy some medicine for Vardy?"

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Defoe was also very miserable at this time. He was sprayed with medical spray on his face by Vardy, and he wanted to cry.

I have good intentions!

Vardy returned to the field and joined the ranks of defense. Even if he can't run, he is still a person, even if he stands there as a pillar!

The Spanish onslaught continued and intensified, and the game really came to a head.

In the 70th minute, Xiaofa tried to shoot a cold arrow at the front of the penalty area, threatening England's goal;

In the 72nd minute, Harvey suddenly dribbled the ball in, and the last through ball hit the back of England's defense, but Joe Hart judged in advance and attacked to resolve the crisis.

Seeing Harvey's coquettish through-thrust, Vardy suddenly thought that he seemed to have just acquired a through-thrust characteristic, and it should be quite sharp when he used it.

But the key point is that England's style of play in this game determines that he has no chance to use a through pass. He will always be at the top. If there is no counterattack without him, he will not be able to play at all.

When the game lasted for 75 minutes,

England made a substitution adjustment, Lescott came on to replace Rooney, and the England lineup became 5131.

This is a tactical adjustment, not because of Rooney's poor performance, so Rooney did not show any dissatisfaction when he was off the court. At any time, the overall situation must be the most important thing, especially in the World Series, it is by no means a petty trick Temper time.

Rooney walked off the court, and Vardy and his teammates came over to hug them.

"Go take a shower and wait to receive the prize!"

Vardy said in Rooney's ear.

Rooney nodded seriously, stretched out his fist, slammed Vardy's chest, turned around and ended up without looking back.

Vardy understood what he meant, this is to fulfill his promise, and finally stand on the podium together.

In the last ten minutes, the game has completely entered the white-hot stage, and the Spanish offensive is so tense that it is suffocating.

England also completely abandoned the airs and returned to the penalty area with all members. The advantage of two goals is their confidence.

Even Spain, a team that emphasizes ground pass and control play, couldn't help playing high at the last moment. Defenders such as Puyol and Ramos had already rushed into the England penalty area.

Vardy told Ferdinand and other teammates to be careful of Ramos's header. Master Shui is good at driving backwards. This guy's header lore is simply a bug in world football.

Even just to be careful, Vardy is watching Master Waterproof himself. It is a waste if such a good bounce is not used to compete for the header.

David Silva made a cross from the right, and Puyol and Terry fought together again. Puyol seemed to have installed satellite positioning, and once again hit Terry's eyebrows, almost giving Terry too. opened.

When Terry was rolling on the ground with his head in his arms, the England players had already besieged Puyol in the past. Isn't this the best opportunity to delay time!

Although the Spanish players kept telling themselves to be rational and not to get entangled with the ruffians in England, it was difficult to suppress their anger when things came to an end, and it was even more impossible to watch Puyol suffer, so the players from both sides got entangled together.

The referee kept blowing the whistle to separate the crowd, but the English players were always reluctant to let go. The game was delayed for more than two minutes before the scene calmed down.

Terry stood up as if nothing had happened, and returned to the defense. Even Vardy admired his acting skills as if nothing had happened.

They are all old fritters!

But I like it!

Vardy originally planned to do it himself, but now he finds out that he is not needed at all, and the old fritters have already played the little tricks of delaying time so innocently!

As long as Spain is not allowed to play rhythm, there is no problem.

Next, as long as there is an opportunity to lie on the grass, the ruffians in England will definitely not let it go, making the Spanish itch with hatred.

But what to do, who made them fall behind in the score now, if they are leading the score now, they must fall in the backcourt until the end of the game.

In the 88th minute of the second half, Iniesta made a cross from the left, and all the Spanish players had squeezed into the England penalty area to fight for the header. There was not much time left, and they didn't want to waste every opportunity.

Xiaobai's cross ball landed well, Puyol jumped high again, and Terry headed up together, but under mutual interference, the ball was not headed towards the goal, but fell to another position in the penalty area .

The fans all looked at the England penalty area with trepidation, and every breath seemed to carry endless tension.

And no one thought that Vardy was underneath where the ball landed.

Vardy was stuck in front of Ramos, and when he saw the ball, he was really flustered.

I am facing the goal, there is no way to make a clearance!

Ramos behind him was about to move, squeezing himself constantly, Vardy wished he could fly Master Shui with his ass.

At the moment of lightning, Vardy thought of a way to clear the siege-a barb to clear the siege.

Just do what you want, Vardy still arched Ramos behind him with his butt first, but this posture is a bit shameful, making Vardy feel like he is picking up soap.

After arching a certain space, Vardy jumped up and leaned back. Amidst the wild roars of all the fans, a shocking barb came.

When his foot bounced on the ball, Vardy's head was facing upwards. Seeing Ramos' surprised expression, he couldn't help but smile triumphantly.

The ball is stable!

Definitely be able to get out of the siege!

The ball was kicked out, Vardy seemed to have seen the ball fly high to the midfield, and England once again resolved the threat of Spain's attack.

However, Vardy's pupils shrank suddenly in the next second, and he couldn't help opening his mouth wide, his eyeballs were about to protrude.

How can it be?

The barb makes a clearance and the ball is kicked. This is a very popular plot, but I never expected that the script seems to be wrong again!

The ball was not cleared, but hit Master Shui directly on the head, bounced towards the goal, and flew in before Joe Hart had time to react.

At that moment, the entire stadium seemed to be destroyed by the sun, erupting suddenly, and the universe was already full of dust.

Everyone was dumbfounded, their mouths could swallow dinosaur eggs.

Still have this kind of operation?

Ramos himself was stunned, and was slapped hard by Vardy. Before he became angry, he found out that he actually scored a goal!

The world is always so unexpected, no one knows if the next big well ahead has a manhole cover...

Not only was Master Shui stunned, but the players on both sides in the penalty area were stunned. The reversal of the plot and the sudden change made them a little unbelievable.

Vardy fell to the ground, but immediately sat up, turned his head and looked at his gate, as if he wanted to double check whether the football had entered or not. This was his last hope.

As a result, Vardy was just in a daze, so sluggish that his sight was out of focus.

After a long time, Master Shui let out a howl and started to celebrate, but before he could go far, he was stopped by Xiaobai, while Torres in front had already rushed into the England goal, fished out the ball, and ran towards the midfield collectively.

No one expected that at the end of the game, Spain would score such a dramatic goal.

Vardy again!

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