I am Vardy

So penetrating!

The system only described the usefulness of the 40-meter machete, but did not mention the specific effect.

Can chopping on the ass of a conspiracy boss in women's clothing directly chop people into pieces? Or is it just to scare and scare people, at most it can only pierce hemorrhoids?

Anyway, Vardy doesn't know, and doesn't want to know, let such a penetrating thing slowly rust in the system slot!

In general, even if there is only one surgeon characteristic, the mysterious reward this time can already satisfy Vardy, as for the other incidentals, they are dispensable.

Just before exiting the system, Vardy, who was excited, also got bad news.

Due to frequent use, cracks have appeared in the system props, and it is estimated that there is only one service life left.

It's a pity that itching is a prop that Vardy likes very much, and he shows it off when he has nothing to do. Unexpectedly, it can't withstand the ravages of time.

Could it be that he used too much force when poking it?

Angrily getting out of the system, Vardy seems to have experienced a long century.

At this time, the bus has arrived at the stadium.

Before entering the stadium, you can already hear the deafening singing from the stands in the stadium. "You'll Never Walk Alone" and "God Save the Queen" are the two favorite songs of England fans. Every time I hear this shocking song Singing, England players will be full of blood and passion.

When the England players got off the bus and were about to enter the dressing room through the passage, they suddenly saw the two mascots dodging, as if they saw a natural enemy.

Vardy smiled, you can't escape this time!

Ever since he was teased by the pair of mascot brothers ahead of the game against Austria, Vardy has always kept in mind and is ready to trouble them.

Unexpectedly, for the safety of the mascot, in all previous England games, the mascot was not allowed to play, so that even Vardy almost forgot about it.

But in the final finals, the mascot definitely had to play. No, the mascot appeared on the court again.

According to their plan, while the players didn't come, the mascot brothers hurriedly performed on the field, and then quickly left, just give the fans an explanation.

Unexpectedly, it was such a coincidence that the mascot happened to collide with Vardy when he was about to enter the arena.

The enemy's road is narrow!

At that time, the face of the mascot brother actors turned green. Although they couldn't see it in their costumes, everyone could feel the shivering of their legs.

Vardy threw down his bag and rushed towards a pair of mascots. His teammates were taken aback, and immediately followed Vardy and rushed towards the mascots, and there was more excitement to join in.

Although Vardy knows that the current mascot costumer may not be the one who spoofed himself in the first game, but it doesn't matter, as long as he can vent his anger.

Soon, a pair of mascot brothers were wheeled into the England dressing room.

"Take it off, don't force me to do it myself!" Vardy said to a pair of mascots with a smirk.

The mascot actors looked at each other, sighed, and obediently began to take off the mascot costume outside.

But Vardy didn't let them go that easily. He took off his costume and left the headgear on their heads.

The two mascot costumers wore hoods, were shirtless on the upper body, and wore big underpants on the lower body. The image was very vivid, and it was completely that the mascot had been stripped of its clothes.

With the help of a few animals who were afraid of chaos, Vardy tied the two players backhanded, found a rope, and pushed them out of the player channel and onto the court.

The fans in the stands were enlivening the atmosphere of the stadium. After seeing Vardy and a pair of shaved mascots walking out of the player tunnel, they fell silent for an instant.

The mascot fell into Vardy's hands again?

How could it be treated so badly?

Like a molted chicken!

The sound of laughter and booing soon sounded, far exceeding the singing just now,

Obviously, Vardy's surprise made everyone very surprised and very happy.

"I knew that Vardy would never take revenge, and sure enough, he caught the mascot again. This is the rhythm of revenge before the final!"

"Seeing the whip-like rope in Vardy's hand, I think it must be an unsightly S\u0026M session! It's so exciting!"

"In Valdy's world, I'm afraid there shouldn't be such creatures as mascots. Maybe if Valdy continues to do this, mascots will become extinct animals like dinosaurs in the future!"

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The staff of UEFA are all helpless. They want to stop Vardy, but they dare not. They know Vardy's combat effectiveness, but he is a powerful existence that can beat the opposing team by himself. They are really afraid that they will act bravely But a heroic sacrifice!

Vardy raised the rope and slapped the mascot vigorously. Of course, he didn't really slap on his body, but on the grass next to him, but it looked like he was slapped on his body.

The mascot players cooperated and let out screams. They knew that if they didn't cooperate, the rope might really be pulled on them in the next second.

The fans naturally knew what was going on, and kept laughing until their stomach hurts. There is nothing Vardy dare not do.

The British Prime Minister in the stands had a black line on his face. Although he really wanted to laugh, he looked at Platini who was accompanying him, but his face was even darker. The British Prime Minister could only show an apologetic and powerless smile.

After enough trouble, Vardy let go of the two mascots, who fled amidst the laughter of the fans.

If you choose the most tragic character in this European Cup, then the mascot brothers will definitely be in the top three, and not necessarily the third.

Finally the revenge was over, Vardy waved to the fans before walking back to the locker room.

Of course, Vardy was just crazy, not rude and impolite. Back in the locker room, Vardy took out his two sets of jerseys and gave them to the two actors, and sincerely apologized.

The two actors will naturally not be angry with Vardy. Although they may be the worst mascots in history, they are also completely famous, not to mention that it is not easy to get jerseys signed by Vardy himself.

After changing his jersey, Vardy and his teammates walked onto the court together, occupying half of the court with Spain for the final warm-up.

It can be seen with the naked eye that the teammates are a little nervous, even the captain Beckham is no exception.

Don't look at England is always coaxing, but when it comes to the big competition, they always have diarrhea. This is the first time they stand on the field of the European Cup final, and the tension is inevitable.

In fact, the same is true for the Spanish players on the opposite side, not even as good as England, because in terms of results in major competitions, they are not even as good as England, which is always loose.

Every competition is popular, and every time it is vigorous and heroic, this time it finally made it to the final stage, how could it be possible not to be nervous!

Even Vardy, who has experienced time travel, can't help bumping his upper and lower gums together. At this point, no one can be so calm.

But it doesn't matter, with Vardy here, it's not a problem.

During the warm-up, Vardy recruited the players to have an interesting game, which naturally eliminated the tension of the teammates.

"Wayne, go and stand 30 meters away. All of us will kick your ass. Whoever kicks correctly wins!"

Apart from Rooney, Vardy's game proposal has been unanimously approved by everyone.

"Why me? I don't want to be a target!"

"Whoever kicked you, after celebrating the victory, I invite you to join the dragon!"

Rooney turned around decisively and ran towards the distance, for fear that everyone would return.

The teammates laughed and were defeated by Rooney's shamelessness.

When Rooney took a good position, the players began to swing the ball, ready to launch towards Rooney.

Although it is a game, no one wants to be considered as inferior to others, so everyone still plays seriously.

The first shot was Captain Beckham. His round moon scimitar looked outrageous at first, but in the end it drew a strange big arc and hit Rooney's calf accurately, causing Rooney to sway and hide. There is no chance.

The teammates applauded in admiration, and the England fans in the stands also applauded loudly.

In fact, in this era when appearance is justice, even if the handsome Beckham kicks the plane, the fans will still cheer. At least Vardy can't enjoy this kind of treatment.

The angrily Vardy stood in front of the ball, aiming repeatedly, ready to vent all his dissatisfaction on Rooney.

Seeing Vardy's appearance, Rooney admitted decisively, turned around with his head in his arms, not daring to face Vardy head-on.

Vardy kicked hard, and came a classic elevator ball. It looked like it flew high into the sky and hit a plane, but when it reached a specific position, it suddenly fell rapidly and hit Rooney fiercely.

Amidst the incredible exclamation of the fans, Rooney felt as if his butt was kicked hard, fell to the ground in embarrassment, turned his head, and was also dumbfounded.

How the hell are you so accurate?

After finally getting up and rubbing his butt, he saw Lampard standing in front of the ball. Thinking about Lampard's heavy artillery, Rooney waved his hands like a frightened deer and ran away.

"Don't play! Don't play! It's so deceitful! I strongly protest!" Rooney yelled while running, not only his teammates couldn't help laughing, but also the fans in the stands. It's too funny.

In fact, even Vardy felt as if, who could have imagined that this stupid and hot guy in front of him would have been the captain and leader of England in his previous life?

The difference in style is a bit big!

But after such a fuss, the English players really don't feel nervous, and Vardy's goal has been achieved!

I mourn for Rooney in my heart. Your sacrifice is worthwhile, and everyone will remember your contribution.

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