I am Vardy

"I think Cristiano has been upset for a long time. Tomorrow, the two of us will deal with him?"

Back at the hotel at night, Rooney touched Vardy's room and said to Vardy mysteriously.

This is normal. The dislike between the three of them is the proof of the basic relationship. Usually, the friendship between men will not be expressed as kissing and kissing.

Vardy nodded approvingly, thinking that Rooney's proposal was very good.

"Do you have any careful plans?" Vardy asked with great interest.

"No!" Rooney replied simply.

Vardy can't control the black lines all over his face, you don't plan to say something?

"Why don't you rush over to hold him down on the sideline tomorrow, and I'll quickly shave him bald with a hair clipper?" Rooney scratched his head, thinking suddenly.

Vardy is even more speechless, you can't dislike all the haired people in the world just because you are bald, right?

If Rooney really shaved Ronaldo bald, it is estimated that Ronaldo, who cares most about his hairstyle, can fight Rooney desperately.

"Why don't you pry open his mouth, and I'll pour mustard into it?" Rooney got creative again, and asked Vardy like offering a treasure.

It is said that people with short hair are smart, but why didn't Vardy see this from Rooney?

It feels like his brain is falling out one by one along with his hair, never coming back

Forget it, with this guy, my IQ will be lowered, this is not an average, it's better to stay away from him!

Vardy pushed Rooney out of the door and closed the door with a bang. At this time, Rooney's voice could still be heard outside the door.

"Otherwise we can take off his underpants."

There was nothing to say all night, Vardy dreamed that he and his teammates had already stood on the podium of the European Cup and won the championship trophy. The whole world was worshiping England, and the stadium was jubilant like an earthquake.

Then, Vardy woke up, dazed, with a look of confusion between reality and the dream world.

The dream was indeed exciting, and most importantly, Vardy's dreams have always been accurate.

As long as it is something that may happen in reality, and then Vardy dreams about it, it will happen soon, and Vardy will never lie.

Of course, it is impossible to do things that are completely divorced from reality. Vardy also dreamed of himself ten times a night. He obviously does not have the strength

Does this indicate that England can win the championship?

Beautiful!

In the morning, Vardy hummed "Today is a good day", and couldn't stop when eating. I don't know, I must have thought that Vardy scored twice with his girlfriend last night.

Although everyone didn't know what he was singing about, but that snarky look was hilarious.

Rooney came over and said to Vardy with a smug expression on his face: "I thought of several ideas last night, and I promise to make Ronaldo lose face. How about it, do it with me!"

Rooney has obviously gone further and further down this road, and Vardy is very worried about whether his ultimate goal is to destroy the earth.

Speaking of destroying the earth, Vardy thought of his younger brother Balotelli. Because of his outstanding performance in Inter Milan, Balotelli was successfully selected for the national team and participated in the European Cup with the team.

However, because he was too young, Prandelli did not trust Balotelli very much. He only came off the bench for a few minutes in the second group match, and then he failed to play again until Spain was eliminated in the Coppa Italia. It can be said that He just came to the European Cup to hit a bottle of soy sauce, and then fucked off.

After Italy was eliminated, Balotelli also called Vardy for comfort, but Vardy is someone who can comfort others, and that is definitely not Vardy's style.

Of course, Balotelli was settled by Vardy, and all the sad things were forgotten, because Vardy promised that when the new season was assembled, he would have a party and let him play casually

Vardy doesn't know how Rooney plans to deal with Ronaldo, and he doesn't plan to participate, because he has more important tasks to complete.

Winning the monk duel, do you want to have a real-life fight with Pepe?

This is obviously unrealistic.

Pepe was later called a monk, usually because he often used additional movements on the field with fists and feet, and he was really not the kind of reckless guy who just punched.

Therefore, this task can be regarded as a difficult problem.

Perhaps, the system means to allow yourself to have more additional actions than Pepe?

Vardy is actually not good at rough and rough fouls. As a striker, if you are so violent, can you still expect the opponent's defender to show mercy to you?

But what kind of standards do you have for someone, when you face Pepe, if you behave like a gentleman, then he can brutally turn you into a lady

Therefore, Vardy actually does not have any psychological burden, but the degree of worry is not enough to meet the task requirements.

Time to adapt.

As for the task of defeating Ronaldo, this is relatively clear and simple. Even if there is no system task, it is impossible for Vardy to be defeated by Ronaldo. His goal is the championship. When he and Ronaldo stand opposite each other, regardless of friendship or passion, All turned into infinite fighting spirit, soaring into the sky

When warming up on the court at night, Vardy felt that Rooney next to him was always eager to try the other half of the field, like a bull in heat, pawing the ground a few times with its front hooves, and then initiated a charge signal.

Isn't this guy really planning to attack Ronaldo?

After thinking about it, Vardy still stopped Rooney. In the current battle, it is better not to cause trouble easily.

Although the three of them know the life-and-death friendship between them, others don't. If Rooney moves too hard and makes other Portuguese players misunderstand, Rooney can be knocked down there in minutes with the advantage of numbers. kind of friction

In order to avoid such a tragedy, Vardy still held Rooney and did not let him go out to cause trouble.

It's like raising a dog. You know that this guy is hyperactive these days, but you still let it go wild, then maybe how many puppies in the community will suffer in the end!

Think about it, the whole neighborhood is filled with the screams of bitches, horrific and pathetic, endless complaints of grievances.

After the warm-up is over, the players from both sides returned to the locker room. At this time, everyone has already got the starting list of both sides.

In fact, England has not changed at all. The main lineup has already been fixed, unless there are special circumstances, such as Joe Hart still replacing the injured James.

But what people didn't expect was that Portugal's starting lineup has undergone one of the most obvious changes.

Neither Nuno Gomez nor Postiga were able to enter the starting list. Looking at the starting list, Scolari actually helped Ronaldo to the starting center position.

Ronaldo's scoring ability has long been recognized by everyone. If Ronaldo can't score goals, then there are not many forwards who can score goals in world football.

However, Ronaldo prefers to move on the wing, because in this way he can get rid of the endless entanglement of the opponent's central defender and avoid close combat with the opponent. At the same time, there is more space on the wing for him to move freely. The reason for the threat.

Even though Ronaldo has successfully transformed into an all-round shooter, he is proficient in everything, but he has been in the penalty area, and his advantage is almost gone.

Why did Scolari make such an arrangement?

Nuno Gomez and Postiga are useless, but is it really reasonable to use the team's biggest trump card to fill the hole?

Seeing Portugal's starting list, I am afraid that most people have the same doubts as Vardy.

As for the real tactical effect, we can only wait until the game to see the outcome.

When players from both sides appeared in the player tunnel, the atmosphere was not awkward.

Even if Portugal eliminated England in the World Cup, in the end it was just an encounter, not a feud.

Moreover, most of the stars in Portugal have played or are now playing in the Premier League, and they are very familiar with the English players, let alone hostility.

Ronaldo and Nani are at Manchester United, Carvalho and Ferreira are at Chelsea, Bosingwa and Deco have just signed with Chelsea, and all 6 players on the field are related to the Premier League.

It is said that there are more Chelsea players in the Portuguese team than in the English team, which is also a very funny scene.

Familiar players are already chatting together enthusiastically. Terry and Lampard, as the captain and vice-captain of Chelsea, are joking with teammates and newcomers. It doesn't look like a big battle is coming.

Ronaldo came over to complete the chest bumping ceremony with Vardy and Rooney. This is the way men greet each other, but after the chest bumping, Vardy felt that Ronaldo's chest was bigger again.

At this time, Rooney's eyes on Ronaldo began to shine, as if a homeless man who had been hungry for a few days saw a large plate of delicious roast suckling pig in front of him, drooling.

Ronaldo didn't know why, but he narcissistically thought that he hadn't seen him for more than a month, and Rooney missed him so much.

However, Vardy couldn't help tearing down the stage: "Yesterday Wayne urged me to deal with you together, such as one person holding you down, and another person shaving your bottom, or opening your mouth and looking inside. Guan Xiang said this is your favorite!"

In fact, there is no need for Vardy to add fuel and vinegar, Ronaldo has already jumped up and fought with Rooney. The two energetic guys punched to the flesh, and the fight was a thrill.

Seeing this scene, Vardy thought of the two puppies who were equally energetic at home.

Perhaps the movement between the two was relatively loud, and the monk Pepe rushed over to help Ronaldo.

But before he ran over, he was pulled by Nani.

"It's fine if you don't help, why don't you let me help!" Pepe couldn't help raising her eyebrows at Nani.

"If a couple is making out, if you disturb them, they may splash your feet with water!" Nani spread his palms and explained to Pepe.

Pepe was taken aback, "But they're not lovers? What a mess!"

"Well, the meaning is the same. If you disturb their happy daily life, they may not splash you with footwashing water, but you have to be prepared to drink the footwashing water until your belly explodes!"

After speaking, Nani turned his head again and watched the performance of Rooney and Ronaldo as if watching the excitement, leaving only Pepe with question marks on his head.

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