I am Vardy

Looking at a pair of twin brother mascots lying in front of him like dead bodies, Vardy felt as if he had bumped into someone.

But before Vardy took advantage of the fact that there was no contact between the two sides, he hurried away, and saw that the mascot brother suddenly cheated, looked up at Vardy with difficulty, and then took out a large piece of paper from nowhere and covered himself on the stomach.

The camera quickly zoomed in, and at this time, fans all over the world who were about to watch the European Cup saw the words written on this piece of paper.

"Valdy, please don't pity me!"

In an instant, the whole world burst into laughter, and the stadium was about to explode.

Vardy has never been the only one who played with mascots. The mascots of Everton, Manchester United, Inter Milan and even England have not escaped Vardy's poisonous hands. After all, the name of the mascot killer may be louder than the name of a super shooter.

Many people predicted before that Vardy might not let go of the two mascots of this European Cup. You know, in the playful self-introduction of the two brothers, they mentioned that they were afraid of Vardy by name. Can you let them go?

But what they never expected was that before Vardy started attacking them, they would do the opposite and take the initiative to trick Vardy?

Vardy felt the corners of his mouth twitching, this bastard mascot, he didn't intend to tease them, but he didn't expect them to take the initiative to tease him.

Lying on the ground, plus the words written on the paper, how much is it so imaginative?

If it was a beautiful woman who stayed in this state on the hotel bed, then Vardy might not feel sorry for her, and she would do it shirtless, after all, he is a man.

But the problem is, a mascot of you is lying on the ground so coquettishly, and you still put on a look that you can pick and choose. Will Vardy go up or not?

Some fans even couldn't help booing and shouting: "Go to it!"

That's right, it is it, where is the mascot but a human being!

If there is no one around, then Vardy doesn't mind giving these two little bastards a good lesson, but in the public, Vardy always has to worry about the influence.

The teammates around couldn't help squatting down and pounding the ground with all their strength, which couldn't stop their laughter.

Vardy showed an ugly smile and wanted to turn around and leave.

If you can't provoke me, you can't hide!

But before Vardy turned around, he found that the mascot brother also looked up at Vardy, and then took out a piece of paper to cover his stomach like his brother.

This time, there was no need to be reminded, the camera zoomed in directly, presenting the above words directly in front of the fans.

"If I die, please call the police and tell the police that Vardy did it!"

This time, even Vardy himself couldn't hold back, and a mouthful of old blood spewed out.

Needless to say, the whole world is on fire once again, overwhelmed by this pair of spoof mascot brothers.

Even Vardy dared to flirt, and really didn't want to live.

Vardy felt that his whole body seemed to be trembling. Could this be the retribution of the cycle of heaven?

It is clear that today's mascot brothers are here to smash their own field, Vardy can see it clearly, they are clearly here to avenge the mascots!

Taking a deep breath, Vardy pulled the corners of his mouth and showed a malicious smile. If this smile is seen by those who have been treated badly by Vardy, they will definitely scream in horror: "Move, Vardy is going crazy!"

Vardy's mind was spinning quickly, he was thinking about how he should torture these two guys who dared to provoke him.

However, before Vardy had a good idea, he saw the two mascots get up quickly, and under the watchful eyes of everyone, they ran away without a trace!

With a gust of wind blowing past Vardy, Vardy actually felt a bit of coolness.

day!

These two bastards accurately grasped the essence of doing bad things, and ran away when they were done.

The fans in the stands were already laughing badly, and even the players of the two teams gave Vardy wonderful expressions.

It was the first time that Vardy felt so pitiful on the court. If the background music of the white-haired girl selection was released on the court, Vardy would probably cry.

What made him even more speechless was that the Austrian fans in a section of the stands, led by the fan leaders, began to shout in unison.

"Even though you're our Austrian friend, we can't help but laugh!"

Then there is a neat "hahahahaha"

Then, more and more fans joined in the "hahahahaha" laughter, and even the fans in front of the TV couldn't help "hahahaha" on the sofa.

Later, according to relevant statistics, this moment is the moment when the number of people laughing the most at the same time in the world, and even the astronauts in the space station heard strange sounds from the earth...

At this time, Vardy's expression was absolutely unlovable. He didn't want the camera to capture his expression pack, but he had no choice but to cover his face with his hands. He was really ashamed to see others.

"Valdy has never been the only one to clean up the mascot. Since the mascot dares to spoof Vardy today, I bet that this pair of twins will not survive the first half!"

"How can you say that the twins are also two people, two against one, how can they last until the second half?"

"You said, if I also lay in front of Vardy, with 'Valdy, please don't take pity on me!' written on my body, would Vardy couldn't help but pounce on me and XXOO? Add to that, I'm a man. "

"Do you still have humanity? People say that we should call the police. Don't you want to call the police to arrest Vardy?"

After a long time, the stadium gradually struggled from the laughter. At this time, the game was finally about to start.

Although the referee laughed so hard that his stomach cramped just now, he was worried. If the quarrel continued, the kick-off time would be delayed.

 …

Players from both sides took their positions, and with the whistle of the referee, England's European Cup journey finally kicked off.

Austria's strength did not exceed England's expectations. Even though Austria was the host, even the cautious England coach Heynckes did not feel that the opponent was a threat.

The trend of the game is also developing in the direction expected by everyone.

After the opening, taking advantage of the home court, Austria made a bold attack, even threatening England's goal for a while, but Austria's real threat was only the opening three axes. When England stabilized its position, Austria lost its temper.

In ten minutes, England built a solid line of defense, and at the same time completed the suppression of Austria in the midfield, gaining the absolute initiative of the game.

Because it was the first group match, Heynckes, who attached great importance to it, dispatched all the main players in his heart, just wanting to secure all three points. When there is a strong enemy like Germany in the group, it is very likely to have a goal difference All have become the key factors that determine the number one in the group.

With Beckham as the core of the organization, and the two top all-round midfielders Lampard and Gerrard as the support, the England midfielder showed extremely strong control.

When attacking, it can provide greater support to the forward line, and can also set up a fort to bomb the opponent's position at any time;

When defending, the first wave of high-position pressing can make the opponent mess up and can't organize an effective attack.

England's overall tactics were finally shown in front of everyone in the competition, and everyone couldn't help being terrified.

Of course, the basis of the midfield is also the basis of victory, but it is the forward line that really determines the outcome.

For England, which has the world's number one star Vardy on the forward line, they already have a superstar who can really decide the outcome of the game. fear of the field.

If the last World Cup was not due to injury, who said that England would not be able to win the Hercules Cup at that time?

You know, England didn't have such a suitable tactic at that time!

So, sometimes, the role of a super shooter is completely worth a team.

Vardy and Rooney, who started together in this game, used their performance to show everyone what a truly world-class striker is.

In the 14th minute of the first half, Gerrard intercepted the ball in midfield and quickly handed it to Beckham. Beckham passed the ball to the side.

Before Austria finished deploying its defense, Joe Cole had already kicked a low ball to Lampard's feet in the middle. Lampard crossed the defense line and scored into the small penalty area. Rooney relied on his strong body to squeeze away the Austrian defense. player, then sweeps the ball to the goal.

At this time, it seemed that he had no money and did not outflank the players, but at the moment of lightning, Vardy had already started quickly, using his excellent explosive power to grab a shot in front of the Austrian central defender, and the ball hit the net.

A series of beautiful passes, almost all the frontcourt players participated in the attack, this is not like the style of English football, even the players themselves feel a little incredible.

Vardy and Rooney embraced together. After leaving Manchester United, he can only fight side by side with Rooney in the national team, so such cooperation is rare.

Other teammates also gathered around to celebrate England's first goal in the European Cup, which is definitely the best start.

Vardy is very emotional, England is no longer the mode of only one Vardy at the beginning.

If it were normal, Vardy would definitely celebrate excitedly, but now that he is a good friend of the Austrian people, if he celebrates unscrupulously, it will not look like a practice among friends!

What moved Vardy next was that the Austrian fans in the stands should have been disappointed because the home team lost the ball, but they did not forget to give the applause to Vardy who scored the goal, because Vardy is their friend.

I am afraid that Vardy is the only star in football who can still get applause from the visiting team fans after scoring a goal.

Vardy also raised his hands and applauded the fans. Such a friendly scene made all the fans watching the game feel warm.

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