I am Vardy

Vardy's participation in the Olympic 100-meter event has just passed. Although many people are indeed optimistic about Vardy's speed, this does not mean that Vardy will definitely win a medal.

Is it true that the famous sprinters headed by Bolt are all vegetarians?

Since he has this talent, Vardy should play hard and be funny!

The focus is still on the semi-finals of the Coppa Italia. This battle with Lazio is definitely different from the league match with Lazio half a month ago.

Inter Milan won Lazio in the league half a month ago and successfully defended the Serie A champion. Although Lazio resisted in that game, it was not fierce.

But it is different now, Lazio ranks in the middle of Serie A, and there is no possibility of qualifying for the European war through the ranking, so they must hope to win the Coppa Italia and then participate in the Europa League next season.

Therefore, you must not look at the opponent's fighting spirit with old eyes.

In fact, Inter Milan is already mentally prepared for their opponents to go all out.

Lazio came for revenge, which can be seen from the entrance ceremony, but what everyone didn't expect was that Lazio actually adopted an all-round revenge model.

Vardy once gave a surprise to the little girl who was holding hands at the entrance ceremony in the last game. Of course, this surprise was unilaterally considered by him. Perhaps in the eyes of the little girl, it was a naked shock.

Turning a cute little princess into a country girl with a silly girl-style look, in the eyes of many people, Vardy can be regarded as frantic and funny.

But what I didn't expect was that Lazio even wanted revenge for this.

After leading the little caddy into the field, every Lazio player showed a weird smile, took out the hair rope from different positions at the same time, and started to attack the hair of the little caddy in front.

Didn't you braid your hair and ruin me as a little princess?

We honor eleven of you today!

I don’t know if it’s because the Lazio players had trained before the game. Their braiding speed is much faster than Vardy’s. If it wasn’t for Vardy’s knowledge that professional players have no shortage of female companions, they would definitely think that they have been single for many years. .

That's all for the girls, but these bastards didn't even let the boys go. It is conceivable how much psychological shadow the Inter Milan caddies have at this time.

Soon, the braids were finished, and the painting style of the Inter Milan caddies changed instantly, as if they had been abandoned by the whole world.

The caddies didn't know that their image had been ruined, and they didn't care too much. On the contrary, there were boos in the stands, and the fans expressed their rejection of the Lazio players with practical actions.

The fans in front of the TV want to laugh even more. Lazio actually used this method to retaliate against Inter Milan and Vardy. Aren't they afraid that Vardy will go crazy next time?

You can never imagine how a tease will be teased in the future, and you don't know when you will become the object of teasing. The only thing you can do is to buy yourself an insurance... ...

Vardy was indeed shocked and despised these Lazio players.

When he was doing the little girl's hair, he was just joking with the little girl, and he also apologized to the little girl, and made the little girl very happy after the game.

But the bastards of Lazio do such things with a vengeful mentality, aren't you a bit too tasteless!

Although judging from the results, they are all the same, let alone the second brother, but no matter who they look at, they don't think that the Lazio players are just joking.

Squinting his eyes and looking at the Lazio players opposite, Vardy knew that he was a little angry.

This is very good, life is always too ordinary, like a calm lake, calm, although pleasant, but also monotonous.

It always takes some wind and waves to make life interesting, and there is no doubt that teasing is the wind and waves.

If you look at it from the point of view of a professional player, if you can solve problems on the court with goals and wins, then there is no need to beep.

If one goal doesn't work, just two, and if a simple victory doesn't work, it's a bloodbath. Anyway, there is always a way to make the opponent pay the price.

But if you look at it from a funny point of view, there is no problem that can't be solved by funny.

Whether to choose to use the method of crushing the opponent, or choose to deal with the opponent in a way of teasing the opponent to doubt life, this makes Vardy very entangled.

Forget it, since you are struggling, then you don't have to choose at all, just have some of both!

The Inter Milan players comforted the little caddies, and then slowly walked onto the court to start the game. In fact, not only Vardy, but also the teammates were very unhappy with the actions of the Lazio players.

The referee whistled, and the Coppa Italia semi-final between Inter Milan and Lazio officially started.

Lazio, who kicked off the ball first, did not launch an offensive immediately. They are well aware of Inter Milan's strength, especially at Inter Milan's home court. It is wishful thinking for them to oppress Inter Milan. So at this time, they just slowly pass the ball in the midfield. , trying to find opportunities.

Lazio is careful, but it does not mean that Inter Milan is also careful.

In other words, Inter Milan didn't take Lazio seriously at all.

The formation directly presses up as a whole, and from the first minute, it has implemented a high-position press that has not been used for a while. It can be said that Lazio has been treated by Inter Milan's strong enemy.

Vardy sprinted and pressed, while laughing at Lazio in his heart.

Don't you understand the truth of "the first wave is very turbulent, then it declines, and the third is exhausted"?

Facing Inter Milan, you don't even have the courage to play a wave at the beginning. Do you think you can still attack after the momentum is gone?

Of course, if Lazio was turbulent from the beginning, it is also likely to be flattened by Inter Milan directly. This is the tragedy of lack of strength.

The strength is poor, how to play is unreasonable;

Strong, no matter how you play, it makes sense.

After suppressing Lazio, Inter Milan's oppressive offense also hit the essence, or in other words, Lazio actually didn't have much resistance.

In the 4th minute, Ibrahimovic used a clever shot in the penalty area to seriously threaten Lazio's goal.

And 2 minutes later, Vardy also knocked on the mountain with a kick, and the explosive shot from outside the penalty area almost missed the Lazio goalkeeper's glove.

The wave of Inter Milan's attack has been higher and higher, and Lazio has become like a flat boat, which can be swallowed by the Loch Ness Monster at any time.

At this time, the Lazio players could no longer see a smile on their faces, let alone the excitement of the little caddies' revenge before the start. Obviously, Inter Milan put too much pressure on them.

But no matter how careful they are, they still can't stop Inter Milan from breaking through the city gate.

In the 12th minute of the first half, Vardy, Cambiasso and Figo entered the penalty area after continuous small-scale team cooperation. There was a heroic three-stroke combo, which penetrated Lazio's defense in one fell swoop.

The first shot was blocked by the Lazio goalkeeper and bounced back into the penalty area;

Vardy arched Ledesma and grabbed the second point. He did not stop the ball and shot another kick, but was stopped by Ledesma who was already lying on the ground. The price Ledesma paid It was the thigh that was almost unloaded by Vardy's shot...

However, Vardy reacted quickly and took the ball away with another kick. This time, no one stopped him and easily sent the ball into Lazio's goal.

After the goal, Vardy was inexplicably excited. He rushed all the way to the sidelines and slid and knelt. Then his teammates also rushed over, plowing Meazza's lawn into one by one like animals plowing the field. The turf caretaker of the stadium Almost cried on the sidelines!

As soon as he got up, Vardy saw a few little caddy standing next to the player tunnel. They were clearly the little caddy who had been spoofed by Lazio players with a vengeful hairstyle.

Vardy walked over, smiled at them gently, then took out a comb from nowhere, and combed their hair carefully.

This time Vardy is really serious, and he will never use the head of a village girl to spoof. He is telling the bastards of Lazio with practical actions that the little caddy needs to be loved.

The little caddies were so moved that they almost cried, and this scene also made the fans in front of the TV feel very loving!

There were cheers and applause in the stands, only the Lazio players had ugly expressions on their faces, as if they had been slapped in the face.

They feel that it may be a mistake to make a spoof of children before the opening, and if it is not done well, it will become a stain on their entire career.

Afterwards, every away game, the opponent's caddy was unwilling to enter the arena holding hands with me, and there were always whispers in the stands, "Look, that bastard is a scum who likes to bully the caddy".

In the end, it may even develop into the fact that his own caddy doesn't dislike himself, that would be really bad.

After Vardy and the caddies hugged one by one, they returned to the court and the game was about to restart.

After losing the ball, Lazio felt a little bit collapsed. They were about to shrink into the penalty area, but they still couldn't stop Inter Milan's attack. So what is the significance of their game?

Came here to abuse Inter Milan?

This is not a thousand miles away.......

Maybe it was out of breath, or maybe it was a broken jar. After the game restarted, facing Inter Milan's still raging offense, Lazio began to adopt foul tactics.

If it's a general foul tactic, it's fine, it's a classic tactic in world football, but if your foul tactic is all lethal moves, it's unbearable.

In just five minutes, the Inter Milan midfielder was brought down three times, and even Lazio's defensive players and tackles came directly at Vardy's ankle. The ambulance took him to the hospital.

Vardy looked at the Lazio players coldly, as if looking at the dead.

I haven't started to trouble you yet, but you still dare to shoot the stabs first, do you really think that teasing can't stop you?

Very good, let's see if I can beat you.

I can't get over it!

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