I am Vardy

After trying to solve the problems on several cards in a row, Vardy couldn't help feeling that this studio is really cheating.

A slap in the face is a hell of a question, even a well-educated person like me can't guess the answer, and he doesn't believe that anyone can open the prison door.

Just after complaining, the slap in the face happened. The door of a cell not far from the next door was opened, and Maxwell took away the girl he liked from inside with a smile on his face.

I go!

Vardy hurried over and grabbed the card in Maxwell's hand.

Maxwell is obviously not a smart guy, he doesn't know the answers to so many questions, can Maxwell guess it?

"David is 8 years old this year, his father is three times his age, and his grandfather is six times his father's age plus three years old. So how old is grandpa older than his father?"

Vardy was stunned.

Such a simple math problem, even if Vardy claims that mathematics has always been bad, he gave the answer within a few minutes.

Grandpa is 123 years older than Dad. Yes, this is the correct answer. Vardy dares to swear on the head of the head.

David is 8 years old, his father is three times as old as David, so it should be 24 years old, and his grandfather is 6 times his father's age plus 3 years old, that is, he should be 147 years old.

147-24=123

nothing wrong.

But there is nothing wrong with the mathematical logic, but did your biology teacher die early?

Dad gave birth to David at the age of 16. Although it is a bit small, at least there is this possibility.

But grandpa gave birth to David's father when he was more than 120 years old. If you insist that it is logical, then I have nothing to say.

How stupid is the person who asked this question?

Is it really necessary to continue to use such a studio next time?

Seeing Maxwell proudly leading the girl to have sex, Vardy felt extremely sad inside. Then he looked at the card in his hand that said "How many women Rooney has had sex with", and cried with a groan.

No, you can't be suffocated to death by urine. Vardy decided to think differently.

According to the prompt, Vardy knows that these locks are not only opened by cracking the password, but can also be more violent.

In Nuo Da's prison, there are hidden cards in various places, and there are some other tools that can help the male guests open the cells.

Such as hand saws, electric drills, and even small flame cutters, as long as you can find them and know how to use them, you can also open the cell and take the girl away, provided you know how to use them.

Vardy has a sense of sight of playing a running man. The cell is full of him looking for tools. Of course, some companions have joined the ranks one after another, because they are very collapsed by these problems.

Soon, Osman found a miniature hand saw in the toilet, and showed it off triumphantly, but before he could twitch twice, Rooney came out next to him with a big chainsaw. The momentum was as terrifying as it was appalling.

Seeing Rooney who suddenly appeared, Vardy was not interested in the chainsaw in his hand, and he didn't want to know whether Rooney was going to stage a chainsaw horror next, just like grabbing a life-saving straw, he asked urgently: "How much do you have?" Have a relationship with a woman?"

Even the squeaking sound of the chainsaw could not cover up Vardy's voice, and Rooney was taken aback.

After being stunned for a long time, Yoyo gave an answer that made Vardy roll his eyes - forgot.

In fact, this answer did not exceed Vardy's expectations. Let alone Rooney, even he forgot that he had sex with several women.

This is normal.

But Vardy still did not forget to give Rooney a middle finger.

While looking for something, Vardy wondered, even Rooney himself didn't know the answer, so how did the studio determine the answer?

This spoof must be tricky.

0001 was wrong just now, why don't I try 0000?

Thinking of this, Vardy turned back to the cell door and tried to unlock it with 0000.

After a few slumped efforts, it still couldn't be opened.

take a deep breath,

Although he was trying with the combination lock of the cell next to him, Valdy had given up in his heart and wanted to use the method of experimentation to touch the probability, so he didn't have to do anything tonight.

But at this moment, the lock in his hand snapped open.

Vardy was dumbfounded and didn't even react for a while.

That's it?

0000 is the correct password?

If this code is the answer to the question on the card in his hand, that means Rooney never had sex with a woman?

Were all those women really men?

I seem to be the truth!

But the problem now is that the cell that I opened casually is not the cell that I want to open at all.

Glancing at the sign at the door, the name written on it was Rooney.

I seem to help Rooney make a wedding dress.

It happened that Rooney walked over with a chainsaw swaggeringly, but he didn't see that Vardy had actually opened the combination lock.

"The eldest sister in this cell is mine, you don't have to envy, and don't worry about it, haha!"

After that, Rooney held the chainsaw, turned on the switch, and walked out towards the connection of the iron gate.

The creaking, creaking noise suddenly sounded, but this did not hinder Rooney's determination to remove the door and take the girl away.

Seeing Rooney in such a hurry, Vardy felt extremely painful. He buckled the combination lock, flipped the combination a few times at random, and waved to Rooney with a smile when he turned around and left.

"I wish you success!"

Hidden merit and fame!

Continuing to look for tools, Vardy feels that hand saws and chainsaws are not reliable at all. How can they be sawed so easily?

There was a small box on the windowsill in front of him. Vardy opened it casually without much hope, but suddenly his eyes widened.

He couldn't help but burst into a smug laugh.

He even wanted to yell out that sentence—who else?

There is a key and a card in the small box. What is even more exciting is that the card says "Master Key".

Oh my god, I spent half a day with these idiots, what is it for?

A master key can solve everything!

Excited, Vardy picked up the key and rushed to the cell excitedly, feeling that the earth could hardly accommodate him.

Elena, here I come!

However, when Vardy rushed to the door of the cell and was about to use the key to unlock the lock, he suddenly froze there, his face was much uglier, and finally he couldn't hold back, uttered a foul language, and smashed the key in his hand on the wall.

I was actually tricked.

This is a combination lock with a fart keyhole!

This damn studio, it's no wonder I can use you next time!

Vardy can already imagine how happy the bastards in the studio are hiding in the dark corners.

Can't help but wonder, can I successfully rescue Elena today?

Otherwise, retreat now!

While sighing, he paced around the cell, walking through each cell, from the beginning to the end.

Then Vardy contemplated suicide again.

What the hell, there are a total of six cell doors with my name written on it. I know which one is Irina?

Really going to collapse, this is not a party, it's clearly here to be tortured.

Vardy, who had completely lost his patience, was completely mad. He moved out the flame cutter that he had found a long time ago but had been disdaining to use, and headed for the cell.

Ten minutes later, the big iron door of the first cell was cut open, Vardy rushed in decisively, and then got out again in an instant.

Where is the welder?

Hurry up and weld the door, don't let the fat girl inside come out!

Vardy yelled in his heart.

Of course, seeing Vardy's behavior, the girl inside of course knew that she was useless, but at least the door was opened, and she must be more attractive to other men, because they no longer need to open the damn cell door.

Another ten minutes later, the iron door of the second cell was cut open.

"Brother, are you here to save me?"

"roll!"

Vardy kicked away Balotelli, who had a nose and tears, and rushed to the next cell with his name written on it.

But as soon as he arrived at the door, Vardy was dumbfounded, and his heart skipped a beat.

The combination lock has been opened, and the inside is empty, obviously the girl has been taken away.

Could it be Irina?

She was taken away?

Am I green already?

Vardy is about to cry, what the hell is this.

But I can't give up. Elena must be in the next three cells.

Although it is said that the boys who love to be funny are not bad luck, but Vardy's luck is obviously extremely bad today.

The fourth cell, no;

The fifth cell, no;

When cutting the sixth cell, Vardy's heart was hanging, for fear that it wasn't Elena inside.

With a bang, the iron door fell to the ground, creating countless smoke and dust.

Through the thick smoke and dust, Vardy saw a beautiful figure. Although she was wearing a prison uniform, she was able to fascinate all beings.

"Honey, I finally found you!"

Vardy threw herself into Elena's arms as if the baby swallow was returning home, almost crying.

uh, so soft...

Elena also seems to be a little emotional. After all, Vardy's current state is really not good. The dust all over his body is as embarrassing as it is, just like a refugee fleeing from a refugee. It is conceivable how much Vardy ate in order to rob the prison bitter.

"Hey, I'm glad you didn't keep me waiting too long. In fact, I'm already ready to spend the night here tonight!" Elena said playfully to Vardy.

Dry firewood, burning passion, sleepless night.

Facts have proved that fun is really needed, otherwise life is too monotonous and everyone will get bored easily.

The prison party was well received by everyone, and even those who failed to rob the prison were full of enthusiasm and obviously stuck in it.

Of course, there are also those who don't care too much, because he can't even enter the prison gate.

In the next few days, the prison was fully supported and operated by the studio, and a charging system was implemented, which actually attracted a large number of people to patronize.

Although the matter was a bit big, at least Valdy's huge investment was recovered, and there was still a slight surplus. Valdy did not hesitate to use this income to buy a new sports car for Elena.

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