I am Vardy

Balotelli really made goosebumps all over his body. If this state is followed, then Totti will not have to play in this game at all!

As a last resort, Totti found good friends Materazzi and Inter Milan captain Zanetti to solve this problem.

Hearing Totti's statement, Zanetti and Materazzi were taken aback, feeling that they also had dense pimples on their bodies.

This is no joke.

When they think of them getting naked in the locker room or in the bathroom, there will always be a gay guy watching secretly with intoxicated eyes, and they will die.

Bite the bullet and call Balotelli over, the three of them kept a certain distance from him, a distance they thought was relatively safe.

"Did you send a text message to Francisco last night?" Zanetti didn't know the tone of his question when he asked, but he felt a little strange anyway.

Balotelli was taken aback for a moment, and quickly denied it.

"No, I went to bed very early yesterday, and I was with Brother Jamie, and I didn't send text messages to others!" Balotelli said honestly.

But his words made the three of them even more horrified.

Always with Vardy?

God, it turns out that Vardy is also a gay.

No wonder the relationship between the two is so good, no wonder the two have been in the same room, today finally the truth!

"I think you know that for professional players, it is difficult to accept that another professional player has special hobbies. Maybe we can think of a more secure way. We won't tell anyone. You retire!"

Zanetti sighed, a little regretful, and a little depressed.

Yes, anyway, they have no way to accept that their teammates are gay. If Balotelli comes out, the entire football circle will not tolerate them, and there will even be an uproar. In contrast, Balotelli retired voluntarily That's the best way, just find a reason at will.

Balotelli was confused and couldn't understand what Zanetti was saying.

At this time, it's Vardy's turn to play, and the misunderstanding must not be allowed to get worse.

"Are you all here? I happen to have something to tell you!" Vardy appeared in front of several people carelessly, and said with his arms around Balotelli's shoulders.

The three of them moved back calmly. Vardy is different from Balotelli, there is nothing Vardy dare not do, so to be on the safe side, it is better to stay a little further away.

"The boss' method of using the sedan chair to punish those who are not serious about training has already been aborted. Now I have an even more brilliant idea!"

Indeed, the sedan chair that was originally used to punish the players was messed up by them. Since that game, Mancini has thrown the sedan chair away.

"Who doesn't train seriously, but uses his mobile phone to send text messages to his friends. It can be flirty text messages, teasing text messages, or even coming out text messages. Is this interesting?"

Several people looked at Vardy dumbfounded, and they finally found the problem.

"You used Mario's mobile phone to send a text message to Francisco yesterday?" Materazzi was shocked for a long time after knowing that it was a prank, and then he thought it was interesting, and asked Vardy with a smile.

Vardy, of course, cannot admit it directly.

"Sent it to Totti? That's quite a coincidence!" Vardy spread his palms, pretending to be innocent and ignorant, "I finished editing the text message last night and sent it with my eyes closed. I don't know who it was sent to in the end. I thought it was sent to some woman!"

"Oh my God, doesn't that mean, Mr. Totti, you have been tortured by this text message all night?" Then Vardy acted like he was waking up from a dream, pointing at Totti with a black face.

Zanetti and Materazzi had already laughed so hard that they couldn't straighten their waists, while Totti's face turned black. Thinking of the nausea and sleeplessness last night, Totti wanted to beat Vardy hard.

Before Totti always felt that the team did not have the influence and financial resources to buy Vardy, which was the most regrettable thing, but now he really feels that it is actually good that Vardy did not come...

And Balotelli was next to him with a question mark in his head,

Up to now, he still hasn't understood what these inexplicable guys in front of him are talking about!

But anyway, it's over and Vardy had a great time.

Back to the locker room to change clothes, Vardy was about to play, at this time, Balotelli, who finally recovered, blocked him.

"You tricked me again!" Balotelli's expression was like that of a boudoir who had been abandoned, and the atmosphere of resentment permeated the entire dressing room.

Vardy shrugged, also expressing his innocence.

"Didn't you say you liked Totti yesterday? I just helped you take this step!"

Balotelli had black lines on his face, does this liking mean that liking?

Wait, I will have my revenge!

At this moment, looking at Vardy's back as if nothing had happened, Balotelli swore in his heart.

 …

The game finally started, no matter what entanglements and messes there were before the game, there was no need to think about them again during the game, their only goal on the court was to beat their opponents and win.

But this time Rome has learned to be smart. At Inter Milan's home court, they will not fight against Inter Milan recklessly. Those who have done this before are now grave.

Retracting to one's own half, as long as Inter Milan crosses the half, there will be a high-pressure press immediately. This can be regarded as a reference to Inter Milan's tactical play, and once there is a chance to counterattack, everyone will not swarm up and rely on the frontcourt. Players' personal abilities and small-scale team operations threaten Inter Milan.

Even if you can't get the result, it's better than being defeated by Inter Milan!

For Inter Milan, although the opponent's style of play limits their offense to a certain extent, at least Inter Milan does not have to worry too much about defense.

The two teams actually played very comfortably on the field. If the final result of the game is not considered, then the players on the field of both teams must be willing.

Of course, this also has certain prerequisites, because a draw is not an unacceptable result for the two teams, so they can play so leisurely.

However, there are still players on the court who are not very satisfied, such as Totti.

I was fucked by Vardy once, and I was trembling all night and didn't agree. Even if I slept for a while, I was dreaming that Balotelli kept pulling the hair on his legs. It's no wonder he can sleep well!

The best way to vent is to keep attacking and attacking, scoring goals and scoring goals, destroying Inter Milan with a victory, and then stand proudly in front of Vardy.

So, now Totti is very excited, even in defense, his running is surprisingly active.

As soon as Vardy received the ball, Totti gave Vardy a slash from a diagonal stab, and Vardy dribbled the ball and fell to the ground.

Although there was a foul, Totti was still very relieved to see Vardy fell to the ground in a panic.

Vardy was pulled up by his teammates, glared at Totti, and said to himself, how dare you mess with me?

You don't know how powerful itching is!

Besides, I just forgot to turn on the satellite positioning just now, or do you think you can get close to me?

With a curl of his lips, Vardy didn't care too much about Toti.

If others tortured him with pranks, he probably wouldn't have such a good temper, so he still understood Totti.

In the 14th minute of the first half, Inter Milan finally played a very threatening attack. Vardy pulled to the wing. Figo took advantage of the defensive space that Vardy involved, and rushed into the penalty area from the right, with a burst shot. Almost broke the goal of Rome.

And three minutes later, Roma also played a wave of high-quality counterattacks. Mancini showed the ability of a top flying wing. After training two Inter Milan defensive players on the side, he made a pass from the bottom. Totti scored The header rushed to the top and put the ball into Cesar's arms.

Cesar was a little dumbfounded at the time. He was about to give up at such a close distance, but he didn't expect that Totti would openly release water.

Totti held his head, as if he missed grabbing the red envelope, and was so regretful that he wanted to die.

However, after a brief climax, the two teams seemed to have fallen into silence again.

From this, it can be seen that the fighting spirit of the two teams is not strong.

Looking at the extremely active Totti, Vardy actually wanted to continue teasing him.

"Why are you so cranky? Did that sentence catch your sore feet? You don't actually have any leg hair at all?"

However, Vardy estimated that if he asked Totti openly, then Totti would definitely kill him.

Football is not like basketball, there is not so much trash talk on the field, and once you are attacked by your opponent's trash talk, you may become angry and magnify it directly!

Isn't there an example in front of you, how did Materazzi in the rear almost be crushed to death in the World Cup?

The game was not intense, and he relaxed when he played. Vardy felt that he rarely enjoyed the game so much.

Towards the end of the first half, Inter Milan also stormed a wave.

Vardy cooperated with Figo on the left for two consecutive ones, and succeeded three times. The side seemed to become their territory all of a sudden.

As a result, they also attracted Rome's defensive center of gravity, and the other side was completely vacant.

Figo lifted the ball to Vardy near the bottom line. Vardy, who was driving the satellite positioning, did not unload the ball because he saw the space on the other side and planned to pass the ball directly to the space of Roma's defense. Believe Stankovi Qi will not waste the opportunity.

He kicked the ball hard with his left foot and passed the ball with a big foot to clear the siege, otherwise Vardy was really afraid that he would not be able to pass the Roma defense zone.

But at this time, I saw the problem of Vardy's passing footwork. He patronized the satellite positioning, but he didn't kick the right position.

The ball flew high, but it didn't fly to the other side of Roma's defense, and the straight-line distance didn't fly far at all.

Vardy looked up at the high ball, as if beeping a dog in his heart.

What is this rumor called?

However, Vardy reacted quickly. When everyone was a little dazed, he quickly got stuck, leaned on the tall and strong Mex, unloaded the ball, and hit the horse who was inserted into the small penalty area with his heel. Niche.

Maniche almost knelt down to Vardy when he received the pass. He really didn't expect Vardy to pass the ball to his feet.

Even if the preparation is a little insufficient, this does not prevent the Portuguese Titans from kicking and shooting.

A kick pierced the goal of Rome.

Vardy laughed, and he thought of the words to resolve the embarrassment.

This is a cannon-style shot at me.

How about it, it's powerful!

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