I am Vardy

( ) Vardy looked like he came to settle accounts with you on a business-like basis, and there were countless media reporters behind him to help out. Old Bozo was dumbfounded.

Do you want to play so big?

I'm just kidding, isn't it?

Now the old Pozzo is really in a dilemma.

If he shaves his head, his reputation will be ruined for the rest of his life. Of course, he has no reputation at all, mainly because he has no face to meet people.

If you don't admit it with a stern face, this matter is probably over like this. At most, the media will make a lot of noise, can't you be a coward without showing your face?

The most critical question now is, if he is playing tricks, does this bastard Vardy really want to do something to him?

I am not Vardy's opponent!

It is said that this guy can't get close to seven or eight big men, and his kung fu is quite good.

what to do?

With his brain spinning rapidly, the old Bozo really came up with a way to get through the difficulty—playing dead.

Pointing tremblingly at Vardy in front of him, the old Bozo suddenly covered his chest with a very painful expression, and then slowly fell to the ground, unconscious all of a sudden!

Is this a heart attack?

Or a sudden cerebral hemorrhage?

Vardy stared at the old Pozzo dumbfounded, completely defeated by the old Pozzo's shamelessness.

This guy's face is too ruddy, and he pays attention to physical maintenance, he looks better than the young man, he doesn't look like he is sick.

The most important thing is that this guy's acting skills are not good enough, his closed eyelids are still fluttering slightly, and he is clearly awake at first glance, and he may even squint his eyes secretly to observe.

It turns out that old Bozo is also a tease.

Not only did Vardy feel like beeping the dog, but the group of reporters behind him also had expressions of disbelief.

You are too fake!

But after the reporters were shocked, they all laughed. Anyway, they don't care whether the old Pozzo has a real illness or a fake illness. The point is that they have news to write.

World Footballer of the Year Vardy presses Udinese president,

It is news like an earthquake that caused the old man to fall ill and faint and enter a state of near-death.

Old Bozo's housekeeper and his servants swarmed up, lifted old Bozo into the car, and went straight to the hospital. No matter how he acted, he had to do a full set.

Vardy hesitated a little, do you want to go up and give the old Pozzo a scissors?

But after struggling for a long time, finally forget it, the public opinion is ruthless!

The reporters dispersed and went home to write news, while Vardy went to the airport sullenly, preparing to return to Milan.

At this time, Old Bozo had stopped acting in his car and was smiling obscenely.

It depends on what you do this time, if you bully an old man, public opinion can kill you!

 …

In fact, when Vardy returned to Milan, public opinion about this game had already exploded.

Everyone's focus is different. Wami's focus is that Vardy scored twice in this game, led the team to complete a major reversal under extremely unfavorable circumstances and bloodbathed the opponent, and defeated the opponent. Vardy will always be Prove yourself to be the best with your best performance.

The neutral fans focused on two things that happened in the game. One was that the little ball boy deliberately helped Udinese delay the game, and the other was the funny embarrassment of Udinese goalkeeper Handanovic kicking the air ball. Laugh too hard.

What really caused the climax was that Vardy went to the old Pozzo's house to find a place after the game.

According to Vardy's usual teasing style, it is no wonder that he can remain indifferent. It seems that it is his style to trouble the old Pozzo.

If you don't know the result, you can have several guesses——

Old Pozzo kept his promise to shave his head;

The old Pozzo kept his promise, but he couldn't bear to do it, so Vardy made a bald head himself;

The old Pozzo didn't keep his promise, so he was repeatedly rubbed on the ground by Vardy, and finally failed to escape the fate of becoming bald;

The old Pozzo cried bitterly and admitted his mistake, and turned enemies into friends with Vardy;

 …

But no one expected that old Bozo would actually pretend to be dead!

That's right, just pretend to be dead.

Some media paparazzi have already photographed the old Pozzo talking and laughing with the housekeeper on the way to the hospital, but when he got out of the car, he looked like he was dying again. Isn't this obviously pretending to be sick!

Originally, some media were going to criticize Vardy for not knowing how to respect the elderly, but after being messed up like this, no one thinks that the old Pozzo deserves sympathy anymore. He is simply an old fox.

All of a sudden, the old Pozzo became a guy that everyone laughed at, even Udinese was cast aside.

During the interview at the hospital, the old Pozzo was stubborn, claiming that he was really in a coma, and now his condition is only slightly under control. Vardy, a bastard who doesn't know how to respect others, should be beaten by everyone.

But the problem is that everyone has seen through his shameless nature, and it's useless for him to say more.

Vardy is a bit regretful that he failed to kill his enemies. This is not his own style!

But it doesn't matter, the future is long, and I have a lot of opportunities to take revenge. This time, he has already ruined his reputation, so it is considered revenge.

However, Vardy didn't expect that someone would help clean up the old Bozo without doing it himself.

On the training ground, Vardy didn't see Balotelli, knowing that he must be dispatched to the reserve team. It's no wonder that Mancini spared Balotelli's mistakes.

The players, who were gradually recovering their health, clamored to end the training and went to the reserve team's training ground to beat Balotelli to vent their hatred.

It should be beaten!

Even Vardy expressed his willingness to go, let alone those guys who don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement.

In the end, basically the entire first team went. According to this posture, one punch per person, it is estimated that Balotelli will have to stay in the hospital for a month.

It's just that after everyone came to the reserve team training ground vigorously, the reserve team players were taken aback, but they couldn't find Balotelli himself.

This guy actually escaped training?

It seems that they don't need to do it. It is estimated that Mancini can kill Balotelli.

And early the next morning, a big news broke out in the media.

Last night when the old Bozo was sleeping soundly in the hospital room, an intruder shaved his big bald head. The old Bozo didn't wake up, and the intruder was not found. Until the morning, the old Bozo looked in the mirror with a big bald head on his head. , I almost didn't really get a heart attack.

Who did it?

The surveillance video clearly captured the picture of the intruder. Although the intruder had made a basic disguise, people who were familiar with him could recognize him immediately.

This guy is definitely Balotelli.

Only then did the Inter Milan players know that the reason why Balotelli did not participate in the training was that he went to Udine to clean up the old Pozzo.

Everyone thinks that Balotelli has done a good job, so they no longer care about his stupid things.

Vardy felt very relieved that Balotelli did for him what he couldn't do. The most important thing is that Balotelli is so funny, and Vardy still has rewards.

This thug really wants it!