I am Vardy

( ) Of course, Vardy said it was an accident, and many people expressed disbelief, especially his Inter Milan teammates.

"Are you sure you didn't run up to install a bomb on purpose, intending to kill Juventus?"

"Are you sure you didn't find the toilet, and you plan to go to their car to solve it secretly in a hurry?"

"You can't forget Buffon so much, and you still play tricks?"

 …

Fortunately, Vardy changed the topic in time, and the Inter Milan players began to criticize Cambiasso again.

Cambiasso is also very hard, feeling that after being with Vardy, his IQ is often offline, or in other words, it was just an illusion before, that he has no IQ at all?

Everyone else has a god of war physique, a domineering physique, and it’s okay if I don’t envy him, but now I find that I also have a physique, and it’s a funny physique?

This is absolutely the ghost of Vardy.

Maybe this guy climbed into his room through the window every night, and then did some strange things to his sleeping self. As a result, he became what he is now.

Yes, it's all Vardy's fault.

When he told everyone this explanation and guess, it attracted everyone's collective ridicule and complaints.

Can you blame Vardy for this?

Both Vardy and Stankovic helped you distract the attention of the wall and Buffon, and then your own brain short-circuited for a while, can this also be blamed on Vardy?

It's true that Vardy is funny, and funny can also be contagious, but you are really innate!

The Inter Milan training ground is always full of laughter. Vardy used to make troubles, and then Balotelli often made troubles. Materazzi and Maicon were accomplices. Now even the iron-blooded giant Cambiasso has joined. In this ranks, sure enough, Inter Milan will fall as a whole.

I hope that Mancini's resistance can be stronger, otherwise an abnormal coach with a group of abnormal players will simply be the end of the entire world football.

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After defeating Juventus in the Coppa Italia, Inter Milan took a break and returned to the league to start the second half of the season.

The Serie A schedule is relatively strict.

The schedule for the first half of the season and the second half of the season is exactly the same.

Who is your opponent in the first round, and who will you fight in the 20th round?

Who is your opponent in the nineteenth round, and who will you play in the last round of the league?

This is a reincarnation.

Inter Milan's opponent in the first round is Wuji Udinese, so the first opponent in the second half of the season is still Udinese.

This is an opponent that Vardy thinks is quite new.

You know, in the first round of the confrontation between the two sides, Vardy only played for one minute before he was taken down by the referee.

Therefore, in fact, he didn't even have a chance to fight his opponent.

It's a really sad start.

Now that I think about Vardy, I feel aggrieved. A well-known world football player came to Serie A in high spirits. He thought he would have an amazing start, but whoever imagined it, he was shocked, and the beauty was gone.

If you can choose, then Vardy would prefer that he didn't have so much bullshit at the time.

Udinese has performed well this season and is currently ranked fifth in the standings. If this momentum continues, it is entirely possible to get a place in the European competition at the end of the season. As for the Champions League or the Europa League, it depends Check out the final ranking.

Is Udinese considered a strong enemy for Inter Milan?

It depends on how you think about it.

For the green field, both sides are actually equal and have a chance to win.

Normally, a fifth-ranked team in the league can definitely cause a lot of trouble for the league leaders, especially if they are still playing at home.

But the problem is that Inter Milan is too strong.

The former overlord Juventus was beaten without temper by Inter Milan;

City rival AC Milan was overwhelmed by Inter Milan;

Roma, who seized the opportunity to strive for the championship, was beaten to despair by Inter Milan, and they didn't even dare to hope for the championship;

The three strong teams dare not speak loudly when facing Inter Milan, so Udinese, who is even inferior, dare to challenge Inter Milan?

That's probably because they really didn't think their death was miserable enough.

When Inter Milan is preparing for the game easily, some people in Udinese like to come out and challenge Inter Milan.

That person is the old Pozzo, the head of Udinese's big mouth.

"If a team is too strong in the league, it may not be a good thing for the development of the league. After a long time, the overall competitiveness of the league will decline, and even the entire Serie A league will be over!"

"Inter Milan's introduction of Vardy is definitely a wrong choice. Maybe it will take Inter Milan's performance to a higher level in a short period of time, but in the long run, it will be a fatal blow to Italian football!"

"From another point of view, Vardy is also a cancer in Italian football. He was sent off for attacking the referee in his first game in Serie A. What a bad impact this will have on young players."

"Perhaps the Italian Football Association should really calm down and don't worry about Vardy's status as the World Footballer. It is best to suspend him for a long time and let him know that Italian football is not a serious existence for him to joke about casually!"

"In this game, Udinese will go all out to attack the strong Inter Milan. We will be the first team to beat Inter Milan this season."

"Men must be ruthless to themselves, and must not give themselves a way out. I solemnly swear here, if we can't snipe Inter Milan, then I will shave my head after the game!"

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The old Pozzo's words were directly restored by the reporter to the newspaper, and the entire Italian football public opinion was in an uproar.

Did Vardy provoke you?

To directly describe Vardy as a cancer in Italian football, I am afraid that you are also a joke, right?

But if you think about the management style of the Pozzo family, it seems that you can understand why he said that.

Udinese's survival rule in Serie A is to focus on youth training, collect young players who have not yet played, and sell them to other teams at a high price after they have made a name for themselves in Udinese, earning the difference.

Although the signs are not obvious now, Udinese can be regarded as a well-known black shop in European football later.

Anyway, they didn't intend to become a rich family, just make a fortune in silence.

These are completely different ideas from Inter Milan. It is no wonder that the old Pozzo is so unhappy with Vardy and Inter Milan.

But Vardy would like to ask the old Pozzo, is your brain short-circuited?

If there were no giants like Inter Milan who spend a lot of money, who would you sell your players to?

You are earning money from Inter Milan, but you are dismissive of Inter Milan. Isn't this a typical white-eyed wolf!

Besides, you are salty fish yourself, do others have to be salty fish like you?

Inter Milan stood out among the giants pursuing Vardy and successfully brought Vardy to Serie A. This is definitely an increase in the influence of Serie A.

Only the World Player of Football has ever left Serie A, but no World Player of Football has joined Serie A. Doesn't this explain the problem?

Although the old Pozzo has always talked a lot, but this time, he stood on the opposite side of the vast majority of people.

The people who eat melons expressed their expectation for Vardy's counterattack, and Vardy did not disappoint them.

In an interview, Vardy said with disdain that Inter Milan will definitely win this game, and nothing else, just to shave the old Pozzo bald.

If he doesn't shave, I'll shave him myself.

But it may be more than just the hair on the head when the time comes.

Things are looking better.

Did Udinese successfully attack Inter Milan, or did Vardy go to shave the old Pozzo after Inter Milan won?

All suspense will be revealed at the end of the game.

The media are overwhelmingly optimistic about Vardy and Inter Milan. The strength of Inter Milan is not just a joke.

All the giants and strong teams in Serie A have been beaten to lose their temper. Could Udinese, who has always been salty, be able to turn around?

Even if he turned over, he would have been slapped on the cutting board by Vardy, cut into several pieces, and fried to eat.

What's interesting is that in just a few days, the Inter Milan Club received a lot of things from fans, all of which were named for Vardy.

Open it up, good guy, scissors, hair clippers, razors, shaving lotion...even depilatory lotion...

The meaning of the fans is very simple, they can't do it themselves, but it doesn't prevent them from handing tools to the boss.

If all these things were used, then old Bozo would really be a bald pig, with not a single hair left on his body.

Vardy looked at the piles of tools and couldn't laugh or cry. If all these things were given to the barber shop, it would be enough for the barber shop to last the next century.

Old Bozo, old Bozo, it seems that I don't know how many people are waiting to see you.

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Inter Milan came to Udine one day in advance. Although Udine is not far from Milan, but in order to repair it, Inter Milan is not short of the money to stay in the hotel.

In the evening, Vardy still shared a room with Balotelli.

Although according to Mancini's meaning, it is best for Vardy to be in the same room as Ibrahimovic, so that the pair of strikers can develop a tacit understanding.

But the problem is that Ibrahimovic's snoring can blow up the curtains at every turn. Vardy and him share a room. That's not called rest, it's clearly torture, the kind that's more tiring than training.

So Ibrahimovic usually shares a room with Materazzi. Both of them are masters of snoring.

The purpose of Vardy and Balotelli in the same room is to subtly train Balotelli. After all, Balotelli’s leveling experience is also counted on Vardy’s head. If you have double experience, you don’t know how to cherish it. Then Vardy Should have been shot for five minutes.

But don't think that Balotelli is Vardy's younger brother, Vardy is safe, God knows what Balotelli can do.

For example, tonight, Balotelli transformed into a scientist Balotelli and started his own technological research and development journey.

"What is this? Iron Man?" Vardy looked at Balotelli's toy with doubts on his face.

With a proud expression on Balotelli's face, he excitedly said to Vardy: "Obviously this is a flamethrower!"