I am Vardy

It's not scary to be funny, but I'm afraid it will be contagious.

Looking at Vardy's record since his debut, since the Everton period, Carsley and Osman have fallen into Vardy's clutches.

During the Manchester United period, Ronaldo and Rooney, two sunny teenagers, were trained by Vardy to be the backbone of the funny class. Ferdinand, who is very manly, has also completely become a women's clothing boss.

In Inter Milan, Balotelli, another rising young man, was also led off by Vardy, and he seemed to be better than blue.

It can even be said that wherever Vardy goes, teasing is rampant!

It's even more frightening now. Vardy can't help subtly influencing his teammates, and even his opponents haven't been able to escape his clutches.

No, as a top goalkeeper, Buffon no longer studied how to keep the goal better, but started to study metaphysics. A vigorous head-to-head kill made the opponent's forwards complain.

If this continues to develop, then world football will really be ruled by teasers.

You know, it's like zombies, one bites two, two bites four, four bites eight... If you keep biting like this, there will be no living people on the earth.

Some media jokingly called for teasing to be banned in world football, otherwise, if things go on like this, the game will no longer be a game, and it will all become a show for teasing.

Tracing back to the source, these blames can all be carried on Vardy's head. Without him, world football will be much more peaceful.

Of course, this is just a joke, how can it be possible to restrict Vardy from playing football!

 …

Both Inter Milan and Juventus have the belief in winning this game, so the excitement of the game is definitely worth looking forward to.

But what caught Inter Milan off guard was that they really didn't expect Juventus to fight so fiercely at Inter Milan's home court.

Perhaps because they are used to playing against underdogs, Inter Milan can always easily control the situation, and the opponent's resistance is not fierce, Inter Milan can play more freely.

But although Juventus can't compare with Inter Milan in strength now, they always have a pride and self-confidence that matches their status as a giant. Even in the face of the powerful Inter Milan, Juventus will never put themselves in the position of the weak superior.

Even their style of play was uncharacteristically, and they completely competed with Inter Milan in the midfield.

The pace is very fast, which is by no means Juventus' style, and even Inter Milan was a little surprised.

In the first ten minutes of the game, the ball almost bounced back and forth near the midfield. If Vardy hadn't retreated to catch the ball, I'm afraid he wouldn't even be able to touch the ball once.

However, after ten minutes passed, Juventus gradually fell into a disadvantage, which was determined by hard power.

There is no way, the lineup is far behind Inter Milan, and Juventus can be proud of being able to compete with Inter Milan evenly for a period of time. At least there are very few teams that can do this.

Inter Milan gradually gained the upper hand, and Vardy also received more support from his midfield teammates.

In the 14th minute of the first half, Vardy rushed into the small penalty area and suddenly made a turnaround, throwing off the defender who was marking him. Maxwell slid to the bottom line from the left and passed an inverted triangle, which accurately sent the shell to Vardy. Dee's feet.

After catching the ball, Vardy adjusted his posture and directly performed a burst shot.

However, he still underestimated the determination of the Juventus players. When the Juventus defenders were obviously missing, the iron man Nedved suddenly came over with a diagonal stab, slid sideways, blocked the eye with his body, and destroyed the ball desperately , Vardy couldn't react in time, and kicked Nedved's ass.

Fortunately, even though Vardy withdrew his strength, otherwise he might not be able to directly draw Nedved into the goal with a single kick.

As a result, Nedved clutched his butt and couldn't get up for a long time.

Vardy walked over a little depressed to check Nedved's situation. He knew his own strength very well. Although the pain was certain, it might not be a big deal.

But the Juventus players didn't do it anymore. They only saw Vardy kicking Nedved's ass, so they couldn't easily let Vardy go.

They rushed over aggressively one by one, as if they wanted to tear Vardison apart. Vardy dared to swear that if the rules stipulated that the beating would not end, then more than one Juventus player would attack him now.

Of course, he is not afraid at all if he makes a move. It may be nonsense to fight one hundred, but it is not a problem to play the entire Juventus starting lineup.

The Inter Milan players naturally couldn't see that Vardy was at a disadvantage, and they also rushed to block the Juventus players. The players from both sides got entangled and pushed each other.

"What are you looking at?"

"What are you looking at?"

 …

Basically, this is the routine, of course, it is limited to talking about it, and no one dares to actually do it.

At this time, Iron Man Nedved stood up, smiled and waved to his teammates, then walked over and hugged Vardy, and separated the players on both sides with his actions.

Nedved is very clear that if Vardy really kicked him on purpose, he can go off the field directly now, and he might announce his retirement the next day.

Obviously Vardy pulled back just now, and he took the initiative to defend himself, no wonder Vardy.

Just as the players of the two sides separated, Buffon stopped resentfully and rushed from the door, but still had no time.

He went to Vardy. On the one hand, venting his anger for Nedved, on the other hand, he also wanted to mess with Vardy.

In the last game, Vardy touched his head and killed him, which made him get goosebumps all over his body. Although he was inspired and benefited a lot, he still couldn't change the fact that he was fucked by Vardy.

So in this game, he wanted to find an opportunity to try Vardy and see if his head-to-head killing had any effect on Vardy.

But it's a pity, he ran too slowly, when he ran to the place, everyone was done!

Of course, Buffon can also walk over and touch Vardy's head carelessly. As for whether Vardy entertains himself with a combination punch or a downward chop in Taekwondo, that is Vardy's business.

Seeing that the advantage has been formed, Mancini felt that he could put more pressure on Juventus, so he walked to the sidelines and yelled at the players on the field.

Of course, this is equivalent to a secret code, and only Inter Milan players can understand what his bird language means.

Implement a high-position press!

While already suppressing Juventus and then making a high-position press, it is very likely that Juventus will be out of breath, and it may even take Juventus away in one wave.

The frontcourt players received instructions and rushed towards the opponent in a swarm. From the defensive midfielders to the coordinated pressing of the entire Juventus backcourt, the sudden change caught Juventus by surprise.

There is no doubt that Vardy, with his terrifying speed and explosive power, is the most threatening point in the high-pressure press. You must know that if the player who is targeted by Vardy does not have a fast way out of the ball, then he will die if he catches the ball.

This time, Vardy set his sights on Chiellini.

As a young player, Chiellini was inconspicuous at Juventus. At this time, he was just a frizzy kid, not a defensive player. At least when facing Vardy, he was still much immature.

With an accelerated sprint, Vardy was still far away from Chiellini. Chiellini panicked and almost slipped by himself.

In the end, it was difficult to pass the ball to Zebina, and the pass was very large. Zebina stopped the ball carefully, for fear of giving Inter Milan a chance.

The second time, Vardy almost completed the steal directly from Chiellini's feet, but this time in a panic, Chiellini still made the right choice and passed the ball back with difficulty Goalkeeper Buffon.

When the ball was rolling, Vardy visually measured the distance between himself and Buffon, and it seemed to be okay.

Although the possibility of stealing is slim, it is still possible to scare Buffon.

So Vardy kept walking, his explosive power was displayed again, and he suddenly accelerated and rushed towards Buffon.

Buffon was still leisurely when he stopped the ball, but in the blink of an eye, Vardy rushed over at a frightening speed, and Buffon was instantly shocked.

There was no time to make any adjustments, and he drove out directly, which finally failed to let Vardy succeed.

Of course, this random clearance ball was completely inaccurate and flew directly out of the sideline.

Buffon patted his gloves fiercely, and yelled at Chiellini, telling him to be careful and not to be so careless.

It is said that Chiellini's mental endurance is too good. If he didn't have this endurance, he would have changed his career long ago.

When I was young, I was always frizzy and made low-level mistakes, and then I was always scolded by the bosses in the team. If I were replaced by an ordinary person, who can bear it?

That is to say, Chiellini, who is silent, constantly learns from his mistakes, then slowly improves, and finally becomes a top central defender. This is definitely an extremely difficult road.

Chiellini smiled apologetically at Buffon indifferently, accepted it humbly, and said he would correct it.

This is very similar to the protagonist in an inspirational novel. First, a wave of mistakes is suppressed, and teammates criticize to heighten the atmosphere. Then the protagonist suddenly explodes and defends successfully, preventing Vardy from even receiving the ball. Even if he receives it, he is making a fool of himself. .

But the problem is, obviously Chiellini is not the protagonist, the protagonist is on the opposite side!

As a result, Chiellini was tragic.

In the 23rd minute, Inter Milan once again launched a full-scale high-position press, blocking all the ball routes of Juventus' backcourt.

Vardy looked at Chiellini with a playful look, to see where you pass it this time.

The ball was at Chiellini's feet, but the expression on his face was very anxious because he couldn't pass the ball.

Even the back pass to the goalkeeper couldn't be done, because Crespo was already in his passing lane.

Facing Vardy who rushed over, Chiellini felt like a weak woman who was forced into a dead end, with tears in her eyes and no longer the power to resist.

With his back to the water, Chiellini finally had a strong psychological quality and showed the courage to fight Vardy to the end.

As long as Vardy is passed, Inter Milan's high-position press will be self-defeating.

His thinking is correct, but the question is whether he can get past Vardy.

Cycling?

Croquettes?

Toss the oxtail?

I don't know any of these!

what should I do now?

Waiting online, very urgent!