I am Vardy

Halloween is a festival comparable to Christmas for children, because they can ask for a lot of sweet candies.

Trick or treat.

Every Halloween, children knock on the door of other people's houses in groups, and then shout the slogan "Trick or Treat", and then the owner will take out the candies that have been prepared and distribute them to the children.

Maybe it won't take too long for the children to gain a lot.

But if this scene happened to an adult, there would only be a sense of disobedience.

Who has ever seen adults knocking on doors with sugar bags to beg for candies?

It would be strange not to be beaten to death by the master!

However, Vardy and others did these unscrupulous things without any pressure.

So, under the leadership of Vardy, the England internationals ran out of the locker room vigorously and started a journey of begging for sugar.

"Quality, pay attention to your quality, everyone is carrying sugar bags, but you are carrying stinky socks, do you think it's Christmas?" Vardy said to Rooney contemptuously, which also attracted everyone's contempt for Rooney .

The helpless Rooney could only put the socks on his feet again, and rushed to keep up with everyone.

The first to be confused was the FA staff, who were surrounded by the England internationals, and countless hands were stretched out in front of them.

"Trick or Treat!"

If it was a group of innocent and romantic children stretching out their white and tender hands to him, then he would definitely not feel that it was against harmony.

But the problem is, the outstretched hands of this group of ferocious animals are the size of palm-leaf fans, and their fingers are like drum sticks, which is a bit scary.

"I...I don't have...sugar!"

The FA staff stammered. Although he realized that this was a prank by the England internationals, he still felt a sense of trembling facing the robbers, which came from the depths of his soul.

With a whimper, the players dispersed again. Of course, before they dispersed, they didn't forget to make trouble.

As for how to make trouble?

How do you think these wretched guys can make trouble?

Anyway, after the players dispersed, the FA staff seemed to have orgasmed ten times, and his whole body was paralyzed.

The next target, UEFA staff.

"Trick or Treat!"

Then, the UEFA staff, just like the FA staff, were confused and made to doubt their lives.

Immediately afterwards, the stadium security personnel, the referee team, and even the Croatian players and coaching staff were all attacked by the children's party of the England national team in the name of "trick or treat"...

Of course, it was not without gain. When Vardy yelled "candy or tease" and appeared in front of Modric, Modric subconsciously spit out the chewing gum he was chewing in his mouth and carefully put it in the mouth. In Vardy's hand, the expression on his face is like a child who has been robbed of his beloved toy, extremely wronged...

Then, it was Vardy's turn to be confused!

Others who saw this scene laughed so hard that their stomachs ached, and Doubi also had a day of being devastated.

Vardy glared at Modric fiercely, then turned around and left. He was going to take out his nuclear weapon and give Modric a hard shot.

Seeing that Vardy got into the locker room, the England internationals also rushed into the locker room. Below is the exciting moment of dressing up!

Five minutes later, everyone finished dressing up again and was ready to go on stage.

But at this time, everyone saw what Vardy dressed up. For a while, the entire locker room was silent, and everyone was dumbfounded.

Is it really okay for you to dress up as a sanitary napkin like this?

After all, it's funny, they really can't compare!

That's right, Vardy's outfit today was inspired by a convenience store-a super-large piece of sanitary napkin.

After putting it on, the whole body becomes a sanitary napkin, with only one face exposed.

Not to mention the scene, the players have never seen such a shocking outfit in their entire lives.

Vardy is very satisfied with everyone's reaction, which is exactly the effect he expected.

If you are funny, you must not take the usual path.

What Batman, what Spider-Man, what zombies, they are simply too weak.

My sanitary napkin is definitely the most ridiculous look of the year, and it will be named the most unique Halloween look, no one can match it.

The teammates were already astonished by Vardy, just like the way the tailor looked at Vardy, adored to the extreme.

Vardy's smile is light and calm, full of ambition.

I haven't come up with the final trick yet, you are already about to worship, if I come up with the trick, you won't worship until death?

In fact, Vardy really wanted to come back, hold a glass of red drink, pour it down his chin, and then the whole sanitary napkin turned red in the middle...

You should understand what happened, right?

But Vardy eventually gave up on the idea because he felt a little disgusted.

At this time, the teammates already knew who the protagonist was, and they no longer wanted to show off, so they surrounded Vardy and walked out of the locker room.

Fans have been seated in the stands one after another, and the Croatian players are warming up on the court. In fact, England should also be warming up on the court at this time.

Wembley Stadium almost exploded when the England internationals came out in their Halloween ghost costumes.

All the fans were shouting and screaming crazily, matching the players' looks, they really didn't expect that the players would appear in this way.

"Oh my god, they seem to be having a party. Are they going to interact with us in this way?"

"Harry Potter is Lampard, that big spider is Ashley Cole, I can't tell who those zombies are, and the one covered with a big white cloth, who the hell can see Who is coming out?"

"I just want to know, wouldn't Ferdinand feel ashamed to dress up as Audrey Hepburn? It's so eye-catching!"

 …

The Croatian players were also very surprised. They didn't come here for a game, they were clearly here for a Halloween party!

But everyone is looking forward to Vardy's look, because Vardy has always been good at surprises. How could these ordinary people's outfits be what Vardy wanted? Every time at this time, Vardy must do something ridiculous.

Sure enough, Vardy did not disappoint everyone.

When his sanitary napkin shape walked out of the player tunnel, Wembley Stadium, which seemed to explode just now, fell into a deathly silence.

WF!

What do we see?

A huge sanitary napkin stepped onto the field in such a majestic way....

Why is that funny face on the sanitary napkin so familiar?

That's right!

Just to tease Vardy!

boom!

After a deathly silence, Wembley Stadium exploded.

Cheers, boos, whistles, and even various exclamation-like curses erupted, flooding the entire stadium.

This is more than ridiculous, it is simply horrifying.

It grows so big, I have never seen one dressed as a sanitary napkin...

"Who has such a big butt, and actually wants to use a sanitary napkin as big as Vardy?"

"I really didn't realize that Vardy has a lot of traffic!"

"I've never used this thing before, please clarify, is Vardy's a day-use type or a night-use type!"

"It's such a big wing, it must not leak sideways. If Valdi creates a brand of sanitary napkins, I must be a loyal user!"

 …

There was so much noise, it felt like the whole world was about to riot.

Vardy wriggled casually, not at all shy, and for him who is used to seeing big scenes, this doesn't make him blush at all.

Of course, Vardy didn't forget to seek revenge from Modric, who just teased himself with the chewing gum he had eaten!

So then everyone saw a scene that made them laugh and cry. Vardy's big sanitary napkin rushed towards the warming-up Croatian team, and the target was Croatia's core player Modric.

When Modric saw Vardy rushing over, he knew that he was going to make trouble for him. Without hesitation, he turned around and ran away. With Vardy's urinating nature, if he was caught by Vardy, he didn't know how miserable it would be!

But the problem is that Vardy runs too fast. Even if he turns into a sanitary napkin, he is still faster than Modric.

The distance between the two, amidst the booing of the fans, narrowed at a speed visible to the naked eye, and finally Modric was caught by Vardy.

Vardy was not polite at all, pia's whole body was glued to Modric, and the two had an intimate contact.

What is the special meaning of this close contact?

Everyone understands!

Vardy is treating Modric as his ass!

Yes, sanitary napkins are just pasted on the buttocks!

Vardy regrets not bringing his own red drink. If he secretly spills it in front of him at this time, when the two separate, the whole world will go crazy...

It is estimated that Modric must have the heart to die!

"Modric really shouldn't provoke Vardy, well, now he's being treated like an ass!"

"Valdi's sanitary napkins are really of good quality, even men can use them!"

"It is estimated that Modric will have a psychological shadow whenever he sees sanitary napkins in the future!"

 …

Vardy let go of Modric, who had a loveless expression on his face, and then gave him a head-to-head kill, and then Shi Shiran walked to his teammates. This wave was not a loss at all.

Everyone looked at this happy scene, and laughed until they could hardly stand upright. They thought that the ticket price was not bad, and even if there were no subsequent games, it was already worth the ticket price.

Originally, Heynckes and the coaching staff also planned to dress up, but they gave up this idea as soon as Vardy's sharp look came out. He didn't want to be thought of as Vardy's accomplice.

The game has not yet started, it seems that the climax has come, all the fans who followed the game were defeated by Vardy and his sanitary napkin.

The result of the game, which was originally unimportant, is really unimportant this time. What is important is that Vardy has started to be funny again, and it is still such a big one.

All the female fans felt the fear of being dominated by Vardy's huge sanitary napkin. Even when they used this personal item, the funny image of Vardy would involuntarily appear in their minds.

This feeling is so shameful!