I am Vardy

It can be foreseen that in the future, in the various rallies and demonstrations in the city of Milan, there will be an extra wretched figure smiling and holding out all kinds of evil hands. Countless girls will turn pale and scream for it.

Did I teach the children badly?

But at this time, Vardy has no time to care about Balotelli, because he himself has fallen into the whirlpool of public opinion. Although he is not very worried, he is also tired of being asked every day, isn't he?

It's not that there was any trouble again, it was a completely innocent disaster.

Manchester United has always had a tradition of hanging photos of the team's famous players on the walls of the club for the players to pay homage to and enhance their sense of honor.

However, in recent years, almost no photos of players have been hung on the wall, not even the stars of the class of 92 have done this.

However, I don't know who suddenly proposed to hang Vardy's photo on the wall, because Vardy has contributed too much to Manchester United.

There is nothing wrong with this sentence.

In the past two seasons, Manchester United has completed the epic achievement of two consecutive Champions League titles. After the restructuring of the Champions League, no super giant has achieved this goal.

You know, before that, Manchester United had only won the Champions League twice, one was the Busby Boys in the Middle Ages, and the other was Class 92.

The two aspirations to the Champions League were due to a group of outstanding stars. However, even if they were outstanding, they failed to complete the feat of two consecutive Champions League titles.

But in today's increasingly competitive modern football, Manchester United's ability to achieve this feat is definitely the most incredible thing in world football.

And do you want to say that Manchester United really has the absolute strength to defend the title?

Obviously not.

Without Vardy, Manchester United could not even make it through the Champions League group stage in the first season, let alone win the final championship;

In the second season, when Manchester United suffered consecutive injuries, it was Vardy who almost single-handedly led Manchester United to the final and finally won the championship.

It can be said that without Vardy, there would be no Manchester United's two Champions League trophies.

Manchester United has not even had a World Footballer in history, and Vardy has won the highest personal honor in world football during his time at Manchester United, and helped Manchester United create a new history.

Perhaps in terms of status, Vardy is not as good as many celebrities, but if it is purely about contribution and honor, then Vardy even surpasses any player in Manchester United's history.

From this perspective, Vardy is certainly qualified to hang pictures on the wall.

However, there are many opponents, and their biggest objection is also very tenable. Vardy has played for Manchester United for too short a time and has already left the team. He is not qualified.

As soon as this argument came out, it was immediately criticized by the fans.

Who on earth sold Vardy for money?

Do you think Vardy is willing to leave?

A big controversy not only unfolded within the scope of Manchester United, but even spread to the entire European football world. All the people who eat melons expressed their opinions, and the quarrel was extremely lively.

Countless reporters want to know what Vardy thinks about this. Does he want to hang his photo on the wall, or does he have a grudge against Manchester United and does not want to have anything to do with Manchester United?

Vardy didn't even expect the incident to be such a big mess, this is just a small problem, okay, don't you all have nothing to do?

Although he is used to being chased and intercepted by reporters, this time Inter Milan specially arranged for him to be interviewed, so he had to speak.

Perhaps the Inter Milan club also has its own considerations. At this time, Vardy has to express his position. It is best not to have anything to do with Manchester United in the future. At least this can give them some psychological comfort.

Compared to the influence of giants, Manchester United is obviously stronger than Inter Milan;

Compared with the influence of the league, the Premier League has also surpassed Serie A;

Manchester United also has a lot of good friends of Vardy, who are more attractive to Vardy;

If Ferguson really returns to the Manchester United coaching position, it is entirely possible that Vardy will return to Manchester United and return to his mentor.

If this happens,

That would be a tragedy for Inter Milan.

So in order to avoid tragedy, it is best to cut off all connections between Vardy and Manchester United.

Well, the old man Ferguson should take good care of his life and not come out of the rivers and lakes again. The bloody rivers and lakes are really not suitable for the elderly.

During the interview, Vardy was very calm, because he knew that it was impossible for him to return to Manchester United, at least not recently.

"I would be honored if Manchester United really wanted to put my picture on the wall, but what I want to say is that it really has nothing to do with me, and no matter what Manchester United do, I will not. over thinking!"

"The days at Manchester United are very happy, but I am also very happy at Inter Milan. I am a person who goes with the situation!"

"However, in order to avoid embarrassment, it's actually better not to do this, otherwise I really can't imagine what it would be like for a new member to masturbate to my picture, at least I have goose bumps all over my body!"

Indeed, Vardy feels uncomfortable when he thinks about it. Although this rule is currently abolished, maybe one day the team boss will pick up this rule again?

Thinking about it makes me shudder. The young players stand in a row and focus on the photos on the wall. You look at this, he looks at that, count one, two, three, let’s all come together...

I'm afraid that the little player facing Vardy will shoot too far, and it will be too embarrassing to shoot directly at Vardy's face in the photo.

Therefore, in Vardy's tendency, it is best not to hang up your own photo.

The reporters did not expect at all that the matter itself was nothing serious, but Vardy inadvertently exposed another serious news.

masturbation?

Facing the star photos on the wall?

God, how did they manage to do it!

When the reporter exclusively reported the news, it immediately caused an uproar, and the whole world was shocked.

It turns out that Manchester United has such absurd and incredible rules.

How can Manchester United players stand it?

Many people thought that Vardy was talking nonsense and changing the subject. However, as many Manchester United stars stood up to endorse Vardy, everyone discovered that this is true!

Nima, so you are such a Manchester United!

terrible!

The impact of the incident was so great that a small number of students from the Manchester United Youth Academy dropped out. They were really afraid that if they were really promoted to the first team one day, the old players would make them do such shameful things!

This matter has even aroused widespread discussion in the education circle, discussing whether this practice will cause serious psychological trauma to young players...

Manchester United was also caught off guard. This rule was originally implemented a long time ago, and Class 92 was the last one.

But I didn't expect to be brought up again now, and I feel that Manchester United is like the Holy See in the Middle Ages, maintaining a rigid and cruel rule, which is incompatible with modern society.

Even for a long period of time in the future, Manchester United scouts will go out to look for excellent seedlings to bring back to the Manchester United youth training camp, but most of them are rejected, and the reason for the rejection is very simple-I don’t want to masturbate to the star photos on the wall !

Manchester United really wants to cry without tears!

Of course, Vardy is just telling the truth, at most there is a bit of ridicule, and it can't discredit Manchester United. Even Manchester United fans find it very interesting!

Even if this matter is over, it comes and goes quickly. It seems that the only thing that is not happy is Manchester United, because they have been given a new nickname by many neutral players-Ji Guan United.

The later "Price Raising Link" was affectionately called "Wo Zhi";

So now the "Rolling Tube Alliance" is also affectionately called "Wo Rolling"......

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Finally, Inter Milan ushered in a focus battle, challenging Juventus away.

To say that Juventus's performance after being promoted to Serie A is not bad. Although it is far behind Inter Milan, it is at least tied for second place in the standings with Roma, ahead of AC Milan. For a newly promoted team, this result is something to be proud of , Of course, it's just that Juventus is not an ordinary newly promoted that's all, and it cannot be generalized.

In terms of lineup, Juventus is much worse than Inter Milan. Even if Juventus still retains the team that won the Serie A championship a few seasons ago, the decline in overall strength is inevitable.

Nedved is old, a 35-year-old veteran, do you still expect him to fight the whole game?

Del Piero is not young anymore. The 33-year-old Zebra Prince no longer has the spirituality of his youth. Even though Del Piero scored 21 goals this season and won the Serie A Golden Boot in his previous life, his combat effectiveness is not a bit worse than when he was young. .

Of course, there is also a young player Buffon who will never grow old in the Juventus team. With him, the average age is lowered. From this point of view, Juventus is still full of vitality.

This game can be said to be an alternate battle of the new order of Serie A, the most direct collision between the past king and the current king, so it has attracted the attention of countless people.

But for Vardy, facing Juventus, from a purely competitive point of view, may be the same as facing Verona in the last round, there is no difference, at most the game will be a little more difficult, that's all.

Juventus is not special, they are just a football club, since they appear in front of Inter Milan, Vardy's only goal is to defeat the opponent and win.

The essence of football is very simple, the pursuit of the final victory in the game, and then gain happiness in the process.

Of course, if there is something different about this game, that is, Vardy can watch several older Juventus stars remember.

Nedved can't play for a few years, Piero is about to go to the Australian Super League, and even Trezeguet can hardly gain a foothold in Serie A. No matter how good a star is, he can't withstand the ravages of time.

Only the teenager Buffon has been guarding the gate of Juventus until the end of time.

It's actually quite good to be able to compete with these superstars in your lifetime!

It's just that Vardy didn't expect that before this game, he would suddenly receive a task from the system.

"System task: use head-touch kill to counter-kill the teenager Buffon in the game, and break the metaphysical effect of Buffon touch-head kill!"

"Mission Reward: Special Effect Touching the Head to Kill"

"Punishment for failure: From then on, meeting Buffon will automatically cover the passive effect of touching the head to kill, and the chance of breaking the door will be greatly reduced!"