I am Vardy

Compared with other giants in the giant clubs who form gangs and fight against each other, the Inter Milan locker room is really harmonious. In other words, everyone has the same goal, which is to strive for the championship as much as possible while making money to support their families.

Whether it is Zanetti or Materazzi, the Argentine gang or the Italian gang, there is no essential contradiction. On the contrary, when the team encounters difficulties, what they need is to work together to overcome difficulties.

It is also because these veterans understand the cruelty of football, so when young players make mistakes, they are strict. They hope that through this method, young players will avoid detours and avoid repeating the mistakes of Adriano.

In fact, Zanetti and Materazzi blamed themselves many times in front of the media in their previous lives. They felt that they had not fulfilled their responsibilities. When Adriano lost his father, they failed to enlighten Adriano in all aspects and to As for Adriano's fall from the king of Meazza to the present level.

Now Balotelli is seriously ecstatic because of his two goals. If he develops an arrogant and supercilious mentality, how can he gain a foothold in football in the future?

In terms of talent, Balotelli has it, but his strength is still far behind!

No one wants Balotelli to waste this talent.

Unlike Vardy, Vardy's jumps are all after confirming the victory of the game, and he never jokes about scoring goals, but Balotelli is playing tricks in the face of a sure-fire goal. What qualifications does he have?

Therefore, several bigwigs in the team decided to educate Balotelli well, at least to suppress his arrogance and let him know that he is nothing in the world football where there are many talents.

Although Vardy is not the leader of the team, he is the core player, so Zanetti also informed Vardy. Of course, there is another reason. Now Balotelli is a little like Vardy’s younger brother. , Teach the younger brother a lesson, of course you have to tell the elder brother.

Vardy finds it very interesting. He said that Bashen was quite honest in his previous life at Inter Milan. On the one hand, he was suppressed by the big bosses in the team. On the other hand, after Mourinho came, he saw Mourinho like a mouse. Seeing the cat, I was already trembling with fright, how dare I make trouble?

It was after he joined Manchester City that Balotelli's reputation as a tease really flourished. In Manchester City, no one cared about him, so he naturally began to indulge!

The boss of Inter Milan is really not used to Balotelli's problems, and he can beat him whenever he says he wants.

In his previous life, Materazzi beat Balotelli violently. He once broke the news that once on the way to the stadium, Balotelli joked with him, saying that he might not perform well. The game was very bad. After the game, Materazzi beat Balotelli. It was really merciless. Balotelli was hospitalized directly.

Of course, Materazzi is also because he hates iron and steel. After Balotelli was beaten into the hospital, he still went to deliver meals to Balotelli every day. The relationship between the two is like brothers. Of course, there may be more It's like a father and son, because Balotelli is just a child who can't grow up.

It is said that when Balotelli left Inter Milan, he also gave Materazzi an ipad, which was interpreted by the media as a symbol of friendship between the two.

However, seeing Materazzi's hesitant to speak, Vardy felt that this ipad is definitely not that simple, and there might be some terrible information stored in it.

For several big shots who want to educate Balotelli well, does Vardy think it is a bit of a fuss?

Although Balotelli was a little jumpy, he was a child after all, and he scored a goal suddenly. Under the huge surprise, it is normal to have occasional convulsions, so he must be punished without teaching.

Besides, if Balotelli's teasing factor is really beaten to death, how can he fly with Balotelli?

"Or hand him over to me, and I will educate him?" Vardy suggested to several big shots.

Materazzi thought about it, but it was all right.

他们爱的教育通常都是暴揍一顿，熊孩子就得这么收拾，有时候效果好，有时候效果不好，主要分人，要是真给巴洛特利打出心理问题，反而得不偿失。

"Well, I'll leave it to you, but we want to see how you educate him!" Materazzi agreed, but he also made his own request.

How to educate?

Of course it is a funny way of education!

So, the next day, Vardy held a new party at home, and this time more teammates participated, and even a good man like Captain Zanetti was invited to participate.

For this reason, Balotelli was still a little unwilling, and complained to Vardy: "Why did they call the captain, so we can't let go of the game!"

Vardy smiled and comforted Balotelli, "Today's party is mainly to celebrate your scoring twice in the Champions League group stage. It is a party specially held for you!"

When Vardy said this, Balotelli was happy.

Looking at Balotelli's silly look, Vardy felt that it was a bit inhumane for him to bully the mentally retarded?

"Today's party is dedicated to celebrating Mario scoring twice in his career. Let's have fun! We will have a special surprise for Mario later!"

Vardy stood on the table and said loudly.

Of course, compared to the usual parties, this place is much more serious. After all, several bigwigs are there, so we should restrain ourselves no matter what.

But Balotelli is always in a state of excitement. Perhaps in his guess, the surprise is that after a few big shots leave, the party will enter the normal mode, and Vardy will prepare ten sexy girls for him

Finally, the party reached its climax, everyone gathered in the hall, and the loud music stopped.

Vardy took the black ribbon and handed it to Balotelli.

"Cover it up, and when you uncover it, the surprise will already be in front of your eyes!"

Balotelli did a good job of covering his eyes and tying them on the back of his head.

With the support of Vardy, Balotelli stood on a stool that was not high. At this time, Balotelli felt very good!

It's just that Vardy has already pushed a big disc, which is so big that it can cover Balotelli.

Everyone let out an exclamation, because they all recognized what it was at a glance.

What is Vardy doing?

You won't play so big, will you?

But Balotelli didn't know what happened. Hearing everyone's exclamation, he thought that the surprise Vardy had prepared for him was very good, that's why everyone had this kind of reaction, and he was secretly happy that he was the boss. terrific.

"Now, I'm going to tie up your hands and feet." Vardy smiled and said to Balotelli: "But don't worry, I'm just afraid that you won't be able to bear such a big surprise and fall!"

Balotelli couldn't help howling: "Quick, don't take pity on me!"

Everyone was in an uproar and couldn't help stroking their foreheads. Balotelli didn't even know how he died for a while.

Sure enough, the ignorant are fearless!

Soon, Vardy tied Balotelli's hands and feet to the disc, and Balotelli was in a large font.

At this time, Vardy smiled and removed the stool, and Balotelli seemed to be glued to the disc.

"Hey, what's going on, why am I hanging in the air? My hand hurts a bit!" Balotelli was startled and screamed.

However, Vardy ignored it at all, and motioned Materazzi to take out another prop-a shining throwing knife.

Materazzi and other bigwigs couldn't help but sigh with emotion, after all, it's still Vardy who is so funny.

Their education method is at most violent beatings, but Vardy's here is obviously terrible!

When Materazzi stood at the designated position and began to gesture with a throwing knife, Vardy tore off the black ribbon covering Balotelli's eyes.

! Baby!

In Balotelli's fantasy, there should already be several sexy girls wearing tulle clothes, standing in front of him sexy and graceful. Gently rub against yourself, rub

That feeling is like going to heaven!

The moment he opened his eyes, Balotelli's pupils shrank suddenly, and the little Balotelli, who stood up slightly because of his fantasy, withered away.

Nima, when you open your eyes and see the shining blades in front of you, you have to wilt too!

Balotelli was stunned, his feet were cold to the top of his head, his back was covered in cold sweat, and the cool wind was blowing straight into his heart and lungs.

What about the surprise?

Even if there are no surprises, don't be scared, I'm about to pee!

Looking down, his whole body was fixed on the flying knife plate, like a girl in an acrobatic show, plus the flying knife facing him gesticulating, no matter how stupid he was, he knew what role he was going to play up.

"Don't, don't, don't be joking!" Balotelli stammered, his extreme fear made him a little confused.

Vardy gave a smirk, supported the flying knife plate, and pulled it down hard!

go you!

The flying knife wheel spun quickly, and Balotelli spun along with it. In the entire hall, only his terrified screams remained!

"I surrender, I surrender, don't!"

"I was wrong, I was wrong, put it down!"

It wasn't until he turned Balotelli's eyes that Vardy and the others pressed the spinning flying cutter.

"Well, this feels good, but then you should be careful, because I really don't know how Marco throws the throwing knife. If he accidentally pokes your little brother, I'm afraid you will go down." The happiness of half a lifetime is gone, my God, what a pity!"

Vardy whispered in Balotelli's ear in a compassionate tone, and Materazzi cooperated with the throwing knife again to make the threat to the end.

"You weren't so cowardly when you were on the court!"

Finally, Materazzi approached, smiling like a demon, and stabbed Balotelli's ear with a knife. )!!