I am Vardy

Not being able to go home and spending the night in a hotel is Valdy's sorrow.

Returning to the villa near noon, seeing the mess in the yard and the hall, Valdy felt that the money for housekeeping should be paid by these bastards.

The most embarrassing thing is that Vardy found three used condoms under the sofa, which is too much!

Is this something that can be thrown around casually?

Before Vardy called the housekeeper, he heard a rush of panting, and the old driver Vardy understood immediately, who the hell is doing lunch exercises!

At this time, there is still no one left?

Vardy is speechless!

Holding the mentality that you won't make me feel better and I won't make you feel better, Vardy looked for the source of the voice and kicked open the door.

The whole world seemed to freeze. A plump girl sat on Balotelli's body. The two turned around at the same time and looked at Vardy at the door, stunned.

After a long time, the girl screamed, quickly got off the ground, picked up her clothes to cover her body, and ran out of the room in a hurry.

But two seconds later, the girl came back in a hurry, blushed and smiled awkwardly, and quickly took the cover from the bedside table...

It's finally quiet this time!

Balotelli looked at Vardy resentfully, as if complaining that Vardy interrupted his good business, and at the same time slowly lifted the quilt up, as if to avoid losing everything.

Vardy almost didn't swear, I'm not interested in your body!

"Brother, why are you acting so indifferent?" Balotelli asked with a smile.

Vardy took a deep breath, trying not to get angry.

"Don't be indifferent, don't you think I should give you a little hard to show respect?"

Vardy sprayed angrily.

Looking at Balotelli with a face of grievance and resentment, Vardy sighed, he is still a child!

Well, a child who has had countless women!

 …

On Thursday and Friday, Inter Milan has a lot of training, and all of them are technical and tactical training, because they will usher in a heavyweight contest on the weekend and challenge Rome away.

Facts have proved that Roma is the biggest competitor of Inter Milan in Serie A this season. Although there is a certain gap in strength between the two sides in essence, no one dares to say that Roma has no possibility of counterattack, so Inter Milan still attaches great importance to this. opponent's.

Although rotations were carried out in individual positions, Inter Milan came to the away game with a complete attitude.

No way, there are too many veterans in the Inter Milan team. If it wasn't for Vardy, I am afraid that Inter Milan's starting lineup is the oldest in Europe on average, and it can compete with AC Milan and Juventus. .

Speaking of which, teams in other leagues are pursuing a different age. The top three in the north of Serie A are about to become nursing homes. It is no wonder that Serie A has generally not been competitive in the Champions League since then.

Losing to Inter Milan in the Italian Super Cup, Roma still couldn't swallow this breath, but the problem is that with Vardy here, even if it is a home game, the chances of Roma's revenge are not high. You know, in the Super Cup, Vardy was only in the second half. play.

In terms of public opinion, it is generally not optimistic that Roma can win at home. Even if it is not overwhelming, it is quite miserable.

Under such circumstances, Roma captain Totti stood up and publicly stated that he would definitely beat Inter Milan at home, inspiring the players and fans.

As the world's top star, Totti obviously has the strength to join the super giants, but he chose to dedicate his entire career to Rome. He is like the spiritual leader of Rome, leading the entire team forward with his own will.

For Totti, Vardy definitely respects him. He will not die in a team, but it does not mean that he does not agree with this approach. On the contrary,

He always felt that the football world has a lot of feelings because of these loyal ministers.

However, now that each is in charge, it is absolutely impossible for Vardy to show mercy just because he agrees.

Speaking of which, Totti is still his competitor. If he hadn't turned out, Totti would have won the European Golden Boot with 26 league goals last season and won the most important personal honor in his career. It's a pity that the European Golden Boot is now Vardy's.

Sometimes it's not that you stand up and publicly say that you want to win, and you can win in the end. Vardy thinks it's best to use timing to make Totti's hopes dashed.

Uh, should I have a joke with Totti?

Thinking of this, Vardy suddenly had an idea, and soon Vardy put it into action.

 …

On the day of the game, Vardy was messing around in the visiting team's locker room at the Stadio Olimpico in Rome. Although his teammates were strange, under Vardy's deliberate hiding, no one found anything.

In the player channel, Vardy found that the eyes of the Roma generals looking at him were not friendly. Although the relationship between the two teams was not bad, it was clear that the loss of the Italian Super Cup made the Romans unhappy.

It doesn't matter, this slight hostility will not have even the slightest impact on Vardy. There are many people who hate him in this world, and this is all pediatrics.

Players from both sides lined up to perform the pre-match ceremony. At this time, the Olympic Stadium was boiling with cheers.

The two teams shook hands before the game. Vardy quietly took out something from the waistband of his trousers, pressed it on his right hand, and fiddled with it for a long time before following the team to shake hands with the other team with a cheap smile.

Totti is the captain, so he is naturally ranked first. The first person Vardy shook hands with was Totti.

As soon as the hands of the two touched, Totti felt something was wrong.

Why does it feel like Vardy has an extra finger?

I never heard that Vardy has six fingers!

strangeness!

At this time, the hands of the two had been separated, and Vardy went straight to the next Roma player.

Totti felt as if something was left in his hand, feeling the general shape, and his heart skipped a beat!

Quickly lowered his head and opened his hand to check, the thing in his hand made Totti's whole body tremble, and he almost threw it out subconsciously.

Nima!

It turned out to be a finger, and at first glance, it looked exactly like the real thing!

Instant cold sweat came down!

Shake hands and hold Vardy's fingers down?

Before he could think carefully about the ins and outs, the players behind Inter Milan had already walked over. Maicon followed Vardy and stretched out his hand towards Totti, but when he saw the thing in Totti's hand, he screamed and almost jumped out of the way .

Who did Totti break off his fingers?

Even if you have a grudge, you can't do this on the field, right?

Tai Nima is cruel!

Maicon's action attracted everyone's attention, and then followed Maicon's gaze to Totti,

The fingers in Totti's hand made everyone break out in a cold sweat.

This is a football field, but why does it have the déjà vu of a horror movie?

At this time, Totti discovered that the finger was actually a fake. Although the degree of simulation is quite high, a fake is a fake.

Looking at Vardy with a dark face, this must have been done by Vardy.

Vardy smiled, pretending to be embarrassed, then walked over and took the finger from Totti.

"Hey, this is my toy. It was stuck to my hand to play with. Why did you snatch it from me? If you like it, you can tell me, why are you so sneaky! Otherwise, I will give this to you alright!"

Vardy looked ignorant, and said to Totti angrily.

Totti almost recited it without a breath.

Your hobby is quite heavy, you actually like such toys!

And even if it's your toy, do you need to bring it to the field?

I think you're here to scare people on purpose!

Looking at Totti, whose face is extremely ugly, and looking at the seemingly innocent expression but with a little bit of triumph in his eyes, the Inter Milan players will understand what's going on!

Everyone laughed and took Vardy away to avoid real conflicts. After all, this is Rome's home court.

But everyone still finds it very interesting. Before the game started, Vardy made Roma's core Totti extremely irritable. In this game, it is estimated that the violent Totti can play half of his strength.

No wonder it is said that with Vardy, half of the game is won, not only because of Vardy's strength, but also because of Vardy's various absurd behaviors will seriously damage the morale of the opponent.

Look at Totti, trembling almost Parkinson's.

The fans in the stands couldn't see clearly and didn't know what happened, but the fans in front of the TV saw it clearly through the broadcast, laughing until their tongues cramped.

Speaking of which, Vardy hasn't really done much work recently, at most he just messed around with Balotelli. Everyone thought that Vardy had changed his sex and was going to play football seriously!

But what I didn't expect was that it wasn't that Vardy had changed his gender, but that Vardy felt that the ordinary competition stage was too small and he didn't bother to make trouble.

No, Vardy started again in this focus battle with Rome.

"Totti wasn't frightened to death, and he probably peeled off his skin. After the fright, Totti wondered when the Olympic Stadium was turned into a movie theater, and horror movies were shown!"

"I think this finger must represent some kind of special meaning. Vardy used it specifically for the middle finger?"

"There are so many things you can do with your fingers, but I think it's right to give it to a woman. Why did Vardy give it to Totti?"

 …

The referee came over and looked at Vardy speechlessly. He didn't know whether he should give Vardy a penalty.

According to regulations, football players must not wear equipment or any items that are dangerous to themselves or other players when they play.

And is this fake finger a dangerous item?

Can this thing stab someone to death?

After thinking about it for a long time, the referee decided to ignore it. It is controversial no matter how it is done. It is better to have less than one more thing.

However, the referee still does not allow Vardy to bring the fake finger on the court. God knows if Vardy will use it to make something happen on the court. )!!