I am Vardy

I didn't mess with these media, why did I blackmail myself?

There is no love for no reason in the world, and there is no hate for no reason. Vardy thinks this sentence is still very reasonable!

You can't just label yourself casually just to have enough food, didn't your mother tell you that it's rude?

I remember that the reason why Mourinho left Inter Milan in the previous life was not only because the team lost motivation after winning the championship, but also because of the bad relationship with the Italian media. The Italian media and Mourinho are simply enemies, and it is almost becoming a daily routine to hack him every day up!

Now, Mourinho didn't come, but he was first remembered by the Italian media.

Different from the English media style, the English media likes to dig up big news and various scandals, and likes to exaggerate the facts to attract attention, while the Italian media exclusively relies on black people for food.

When I joined Inter Milan at a sky-high price in the summer, there were countless media bad-mouthing me, and now it's getting worse, as if I'm really going to die.

interesting!

Vardy feels that he has found the direction and program of the class struggle.

When I was in England, I hated the referee and the FA. These two were my main opponents. Of course, I occasionally had a friendly exchange with an unfamiliar player of the opponent, but that was not the main conflict.

But now that I have arrived in Italy, the situation is directly different.

The Italian Football Association has just been seriously injured by the telephone door, and is now in a low-key recuperation stage. Let alone actively seeking trouble for themselves, even if they provoke themselves, they probably will not dare to do it easily.

The referee is the same, don't look at Rocky giving himself a red card in the first minute, but at least he has a law to follow, and he will never dare to target himself for no reason. The referee, like the Italian Football Association, is also scared by the phone door .

As for a certain team or a certain player, Vardy has not yet encountered anyone who challenged him. In other words, Inter Milan’s dominance in Serie A these past few seasons is too strong for others to attack Vardy, because it does nothing to them. benefit.

Only these unscrupulous media actually hacked me once in a while, so I really have to think about how to deal with them.

He is a professional teaser and a part-time slap in the face. This is his positioning of himself.

Didn't the media say that they are not good enough, so they should perform well and speak with facts to make them feel ashamed.

They said that once they slapped themselves in the face, they would always get their face swollen and swollen.

Vardy really wanted to tell them, don't provoke teasers, because you can't afford to tease them, but it's too late to say anything now.

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The international match day is also called the FIFA virus. It is not unreasonable. After two qualifiers or friendly matches in the national team, the long journey and fierce competition make the players return to the club in a worrying physical condition, especially for the giants. The team is simply a disaster.

And Inter Milan is even worse, because many players in Inter Milan can already be called veterans, and their physical recovery is far worse than that of young players.

Mancini is very embarrassed, because he may not be able to line up the main lineup for this game, and even more than half of the main players will have to rest.

But the only consolation is that although Vardy, the star he has high hopes for, played two games in the England national team, he was still alive and kicking after returning to the club, and he didn't see any physical crisis at all.

In fact, if Vardy hadn't taken a bottle of physical potion, he would probably have to kneel. Although he is young, he can't stand long distances and fierce competitions, especially since he is not a physical madman.

Fortunately, he has enough stamina potions in stock. Vardy doesn’t want to spend money to buy things when there is rapid inflation. If there is inflation, there should be economic recovery. One day the system’s gold coins may appreciate again!

Vardy starts,

His partner is the veteran Crespo. Mancini gave Crespo a clear task, which is to help Vardy attract firepower. Can Crespo be expected to be more deterrent than Vardy?

The central and backcourt players have also been rotated, but even if they are substitute players, they are still better than Catania's starting players, which is determined by the rich background.

Vardy is thinking about slapping the media in the face, why can't he do it himself, it's just two games, how little is it that he is suspended in England?

Now the top scorer on the scorer list is only three goals, what is there to show off, I recovered it in one game, okay?

Coming out full of anger, Vardy is really planning to go on a killing spree!

Catania may know that his strength is not as good as Inter Milan, so he simply set up a bus at San Siro. Although Mourinho has not yet arrived in Italy, his defensive philosophy has already spread to the Italian arena.

Mourinho wants to cry, but the bus is just his special method, not a conventional trick, and he doesn't want to use it easily, but it is because it is too characteristic, but it makes others think that he only knows how to park the bus. This is wronged. !

Inter Milan didn't need to try, they directly pressed forward in the opening game, bombarding Catania's goal indiscriminately, with the momentum of taking off their clothes for three minutes and leaving more than 80 minutes to enjoy themselves.

Vardy is naturally the most concerned. In fact, apart from the embarrassing minute of the first game, this game is Vardy's real Serie A debut.

Well, I will be in a hurry with whoever is mentioning that red card!

Vardy is very active, but because of the opponent's dense defense, his greatest characteristics have been unable to play, there is no space for him to sprint, and it is inevitable that he will play uncomfortable.

In fact, it is not without reason that the Italian media looked down on him. The Italian football style is completely different from the English football style. Since ancient times, Italy’s chain defense has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. I dare not say anything else. The defensive ability of the Italian team is stronger. Far more than other league teams.

Moreover, the Italian football style is mainly based on defensive counterattacks. In Serie A, the mid-range teams, including the mid-range teams, all have one style of play.

Do you think Vardy only faces the bus in this game?

Mistake?

After a season, he may face the opponent's bus in more than half of the games.

In this way, Vardy lost his sharpest weapon, can he still create a series of records?

I have to admit that in the eyes of many people, such an argument has some truth.

It's just that Vardy wants to remind them, do you still think you are just a counter-attacking striker now?

At Manchester United, Vardy has already proved that he can still pose the biggest threat to the opponent in the offensive position. Even if he does not consider his own offense, just grenade throwing and deadly corner kicks are enough for Vardy to contribute too many assists.

Several free kick features, heavy artillery lasing, and the spirit fox in the penalty area, which one is not a sharp weapon to break the dense defense.

Really think Vardy is the mascot!

Soon, Vardy slapped the media hard with the facts.

In the 24th minute of the first half, Solari made a cross from the left, and the ball flew into the penalty area. The defensive player in the front point just wanted to clear the siege, but he did not expect that Vardy suddenly appeared in front of him, flicked the ball lightly, and the ball Changed direction and flew into the goal.

Vardy has brought into full play the characteristics of the spirit fox in the penalty area. The opponent did not expect Vardy to grab this point, completely by surprise.

The Inter Milan teammates rushed over to celebrate the goal crazily, and the Inter Milan fans in the stands were also excited to a climax, but Vardy didn't feel so good!

There is no other reason, Vardy's ear was injured!

I don't have the characteristic of heading the ball. Although it can be used, the effect is the same. I am lucky to be able to score this time.

It's just that Vardy didn't grasp the timing when he headed the ball. It looked like a header, but in fact the ball flew into the goal by rubbing his side face, and the ball hit his ear hard.

Rubbing her ears and stomping her feet, this is a sensitive part. It is said that some girls immediately softened when touched here. Although Vardy didn't reach that level, it definitely didn't feel good.

Soon, at a speed visible to the naked eye, one of Vardy's ears became red and swollen, almost catching up with the other ear!

The moment of the goal was played back in slow motion, and the fans in front of the TV saw what was going on, and laughed until their stomachs ached.

Vardy is Vardy, and he doesn't score well, so he has to do something special.

I asked if your ears hurt?

But at this time, Vardy was suspicious that this goal might not only be the result of Linghu in the penalty area, but also a juggling goal.

In short, all unusual goals are within the scope of juggling goals, increasing the scoring rate.

After rubbing for a long time, Vardy finally felt better, and then walked back to start the game again, but Vardy deliberately walked to the camera in the corner, and made a gesture of closing his mouth to the camera!

Shutup!

Shut your stinking mouths!

If you want to blackmail me, you don't have the qualifications!

The game continued to score goals, and Vardy, who has already scored goals, is still very active. Obviously he is not satisfied with only one goal. This is not his style of scoring two goals.

Soon, the opportunity came. Stankovic made a pass from the right. Vardy jumped up in the penalty area. Tania's goal.

Although he fell heavily on the ground, Vardy got up in an instant, clenched his fists and roared!

Shut up!

This is what you said can't be done, this is what you said about hidden strength!

Just ask you, does your face hurt?

The teammates rushed over crazily, everyone was extremely excited, this game was really fun!

It turns out that it feels so good to have Vardy on the field, like a bazooka, directly blowing up the bus that would have caused me a headache for a long time! )!!