I am Vardy

Doni's bewildered look really made Vardy laugh. This guy is absolutely qualified to be a mascot.

Inter Milan won the Italian Super Cup in this almost absurd way. Speaking of it, everyone thinks it's a bit of a joke!

Officials of the Italian Football Association couldn't laugh or cry. They imagined that after Vardy's arrival, the Italian stadium would change from a bloodbath to a joyous stage play, but they really didn't expect that this day would come so soon.

Speaking of it, the Roman goalkeeper Donic was played hard by Vardy. Although Vardy may not have been intentional, there is no such thing as intentional or not in what happened to Vardy.

The indirect free kick was not dangerous at all, but it landed on Doni, and the goal was valid;

For the last penalty kick, Dhoni had already saved it, but in the end he made a second and allowed the ball to roll into the goal, so he celebrated first on the sidelines.

Is this the influence of Vardy's funny halo, or is it Doni's own problem?

In any case, Inter Milan completed a big reversal in an unfavorable situation and won the Italian Super Cup.

When the award was presented, Vardy was really calm. Compared with the champions of the Champions League and the Premier League, the gold content of the Italian Super Cup is not as good as a gold-plated ring. It is almost the same as the previous three commercial competition champions.

However, the rest of Inter Milan are very happy. In any case, this is a championship, and it is also the championship of the official game. They defeated their biggest opponent Roma, which is something to be happy about.

After the game, the celebration of the championship continued until midnight. Vardy didn't know how these guys were so energetic.

On the second day, most of the Italian football media reported on the game, and the main character in it was naturally Vardy.

This game is Vardy's first official game since he came to Inter Milan. Maybe there is not much to see in the warm-up match. This is Vardy's first appearance.

Obviously, Vardy's appearance was amazing, even if he only appeared in the second half, it brought a qualitative improvement to Inter Milan.

Roma leads Inter Milan by two goals and is ready to celebrate the championship, but Vardy used two goals to defeat Roma. This is the real role of a superstar.

Inter Milan is already very strong, but they are not competitive enough in the Champions League because they do not have a real superstar in their formation, and the arrival of Vardy has completely sublimated Inter Milan as a whole.

Don't forget, Vardy played with an illness, otherwise why would he not appear in the starting lineup!

Countless media started another wave of frenzied praise for Vardy, and even the English media who paid attention to Vardy also reported Vardy's performance back to England in time.

Manchester United fans said that Manchester United is definitely a conscientious seller, and Inter Milan must give a good review!

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After the Super Bowl, Mancini still gave Vardy two days off. He didn't want to let Vardy play at first, but he didn't expect to rely on Vardy to win in the end. The two-day vacation should be regarded as a reward!

Olivia, who came to study abroad, has nothing to do all day long and sneaks up on Vardy in different ways. Valdy feels that Olivia must have regarded herself as a research object.

Feeling really uncomfortable, Vardy decided to stay at home these two days after rejecting the daily invitations from his teammates to nightclubs.

Having nothing to do, Vardy suddenly remembered that he never left his mobile phone to read novels in his previous life. Although he does not have a smartphone now, he has novels!

Thinking of this, Vardy hurriedly went to the novel website. At this time, it should be the ancient times, and the popular novels seem to be classics among the classics.

Hey, there is no tipping function at this time, which makes it impossible for me, a local tyrant, to pretend to be a failure!

But it's good to be able to relive the classics, because knowing the ending, you don't have to worry about waiting for the update.

Hey, there are no wilderness-themed novels at this time, so why don't you write a "Funny God of the Wilderness" and copy Yumei's directly?

The capable salted fish girl sued herself for copyright infringement!

Well, the protagonist's name is - Ergou Valdy!

Thinking of wilderness novels, Vardy suddenly thought of survival programs in the wild, such as the law of the jungle. It seems that this can also be done!

At that time, I will find a large number of female stars, and I will be alone as a man, surviving on an isolated island. I will be happy when I think about it.

Avril Lavigne, Emma Roberts, Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson...

Before he knew it, Vardy was drooling.

Well, this must be on the agenda.

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After resting for a few days, Vardy's cold finally healed. Of course, it may not be because of his own immunity, or it may be that Vardy's beauty is thinking too much, and she is always sweating because of the heat.

Back on the training ground, Vardy felt the relaxed atmosphere of the team.

The start schedule of the Inter Milan League is very easy. Only the sixth round will they meet the strong team Roma. It may be difficult for the previous teams to pose even a slight threat to Inter Milan.

Inter Milan's opponent in the first round is Udinese, a mid-range opponent.

Vardy is very disgusted with this team, because the Pozzo family who control this team completely treat football as a business, which is more pure than the Glazer family.

This is outright anti-humanity!

In this case, then scoring a few more goals by yourself can be regarded as a contribution to all mankind.

Vardy's debut in Serie A has attracted the attention of the entire world football. There is no way, who makes him the number one player in world football.

In the player channel, Vardy observed the opponents and found that there were indeed a few familiar stars.

The offensive players in the frontcourt include the civilian star Di Natale, the popular Italian striker Quagliarella, Asamoah who later mixed in Juventus, the first-class star 374 Sanchez, the general Candreva...

This offensive combination, if they are all at their peak, then Inter Milan may not be able to stop their impact.

It's just that most of them are immature now, and Sanchez and Candreva may not even be able to play the main force.

In other positions, they are all Serie A-level players, especially the goalkeeper Handanovic, who can be regarded as a first-class goalkeeper!

Regardless of the business policy of the Pozzo family, their vision in selecting candidates is still very worthy of recognition. Buy low and sell high, this business is done, and later they are also known as one of the black spots in Europe.

The caddies entered the player tunnel, held hands with the players, and prepared to enter the field.

But no one expected that there was an accident at this time.

Vardy waited for a long time, and there was already a small caddy beside the other players, but there was no one beside him.

Are you disgusted by yourself?

After searching around carefully, I didn't see any extra caddy. Everyone had one, but I didn't have one.

No, neither did Ibrahimovic, this guy was staring at him!

What's happening here?

How could there be such a mistake?

Leading the little caddy to play symbolizes peace. Does this mean to let yourself kill yourself?

The staff hurried over and explained sweating profusely. It turned out that the two youngest caddies suddenly lost control of their emotions and no one could persuade them. They ran away to find their mother, so Vardy and Ibrahimovic were leaked out. .

What should I do?

Seeing that the referee was ready to lead them into the field, Vardy and Ibrahimovic were helpless.

Vardy suddenly had an idea, or I would lead Ibrahimovic into the field.

With a smirk at Ibrahimovic, Ibrahimovic immediately felt that Vardy was plotting against him, and stepped back vigilantly.

Vardy looked embarrassed by his outstretched hand.

But it doesn't matter, Vardy said indifferently: "Since neither of us has a caddy, then I might as well lead you into the arena, and you can play a little caddy!"

Ibrahimovic's eyes almost popped out, why is Vardy's brain circuit so abnormal!

Angrily said to Vardy: "Do you think we two go out hand in hand, others will think which of us is the caddy?"

Vardy blinked, looked at Ibrahimovic, weighed the height comparison of the two sides in his mind, and came to a desperate conclusion.

Ibrahimovic is 195 centimeters tall, just like Ta, his five-short stature can't be compared with him at all.

The two of them went out holding hands, he was the caddy, okay?

"Goodbye!" Vardy put oil on the soles of his feet and hurried away.

But before he started it, he was caught by Ibra, and Ibrahimovic also reacted at this time.

"I think your proposal is very good, today you will be a guest caddy!"

Vardy wants to cry but has no tears, Nima, I knew this would be the result!

If it is at Manchester United, then Vardy must have started to grab other people's ball boys, because there must be someone in the Manchester United team who is not as qualified as himself.

But now in Inter Milan, it is difficult for him to start. Everyone in Inter Milan's starting lineup is much more senior than himself.

After thinking about it, Vardy had an idea again. If he can't rob his own people, can't he rob others?

Walking towards the opposite side with a smirk on his face, Vardy squatted next to a little caddy, and said kindly: "Little guy, would you like to enter the field with me?"

At Inter Milan's home court, the little ball boy is naturally an Inter Milan fan, and he was directly seduced by Vardy!

At this time, Asamoah was dumbfounded. He never thought that Vardy had cheated his caddy away!

Luckily he was black, and it was impossible to tell that his face was dark.

Ibrahimovic was thoughtful, followed the same example, and walked directly to the little caddy led by Quagliarella.

Is this not friendly to the visiting team?

But as soon as this idea appeared, it disappeared in Vardy's mind.

deserve it!

So when the players from both sides lined up to play, there was a very embarrassing scene. The two forwards of the visiting team Udinese followed everyone into the stadium with empty hands, feeling that they could not wait to find a crack in the ground.

Vardy didn't have so many scruples. He expressed his appreciation for the rebellious little caddy, and walked into the court with him directly, pampering him very much.

Of course, the caddy incident is just a small detail, and no one else knows what happened, but when the matter is exposed, it is estimated that countless people will start to sympathize with the two forwards of Udinese!

In fact, they should be thankful, because Vardy and Ibrahimovic just robbed their caddies, and did not directly treat them as caddies, which is considered merciful!