I am Vardy

In any case, England got back on track with a hearty victory, which also gave Heynckes a good start in the first game.

Good luck, have chicken tonight!

The media expressed their strongest support for England's wanton massacre, how enjoyable it is!

Heynckes immediately appeared in front of England fans as a savior. The savior plus the devil, who can bear it?

Who is the big devil?

Naturally, it is a murderer, oh no, Vardy who scored without blinking an eye!

However, there are also careful people who have noticed the change in England's overall tactics. Although it was only a glimpse in this game, it really makes people think infinitely.

When the England national team is completely transformed by Hai Shuai, no one knows what kind of fighting power it can explode!

However, there is hope for all in regards to a brand new England

Disbanded from the national team, Vardy did not go on vacation, and directly prepared to start recording extreme challenges.

So, who are the members of Xtreme Challenge Boys?

All are Vardy's teammates at Manchester United or the national team!

Rooney, Ronaldo, Ferdinand, Ashley Young and the most famous male god Beckham.

There is no way, if you want to participate in variety shows, you can't do without a sense of artistic ability. This will rule out many people in the first place.

And similarly, not being famous is not enough. Beckham is used to gain popularity. Beckham can almost attract the attention of fans all over the world.

Although Professor Yang is not very famous, Valdy thinks this product has great potential for being funny, and he probably has a strong mental capacity. After all, he is a strong man who changes his face after eating birds and even smacks his lips.

They knew that this was a show planned by Vardy, and they didn't take it seriously. They thought it was just to tease Vardy to play tickets, and what tricks they could come up with!

Beckham originally had a lot of business activities, but since Vardy, the little brother, opened his mouth, he couldn't refuse;

Rooney, Ronaldo and Ferdinand simply came to be crazy with Vardy;

As for Professor Yang, it's so silly that Vardy fooled him like he was playing!

Of course, the friends are friendly and helpful, but Vardy can't help it.

Except for Beckham, everyone has an appearance fee of 100 pounds, and Beckham and Vardy simply gave him 15% of the entertainment company's equity on the basis of the appearance fee. After all, Beckham's commercial value is there!

Several friends were dumbfounded.

Nima, you don't have to be so prodigal if you have money!

As far as this entertainment-type variety show is basically filmed for self-entertainment, the production cost will lose a lot of money first. If the appearance fee is returned to them, with Vardy's income level, it will be almost the same this year. For nothing!

Friends naturally shirk and don't want it, it's okay to help, isn't it cheating brothers if you take money!

Vardy was moved, but he still had to tell them the truth.

The program has not yet started recording, but it has already started to make money!

Thanks to my current strong commercial appeal, I put the program planning in front of the target sponsors, and the sponsors are really crying and wanting to give them money!

The professional team had already arranged all aspects of the work before the shooting, and even signed the agreement with Sky TV, which was an advertising revenue sharing agreement.

Let’s talk about implant sponsors first.

Audi paid 150, and all the cars in the program recording process were also provided by them;

Pepsi also paid 150. All drinks that appear in the show must be Pepsi products, and drinks often appear on the set;

Apple, which is gradually recovering, paid 300, and all calls and publishing tasks during the recording process must use the first-generation iPhone that was launched at the beginning of the year;

There are also some naturally implanted brands,

The sum of all implanted advertising costs has exceeded 800 pounds.

Sponsors are definitely not stupid. First of all, you can tell from the program planning book that the program is a classic, and the reaction will definitely be violent after it is broadcast.

After the program is broadcast on Sky TV, the advertising revenue will also be shared with the company established by Vardy, so Vardy will not lose money at all.

Of course, Vardy didn't want to make money from this. After all, he has an investment project that makes a lot of money, so there is no need to grab food in the entertainment industry, just like a few animals think, he is just playing tickets!

It’s funny while playing tickets, and when you play, you can also earn feature points.

Of course, Vardy just told the production team what the show needs to pay attention to. It is impossible for him to put all his energy on it and have a dedicated team to operate it.

For the recording of the first episode, he will also serve as the chief director, but from the second episode onwards, he has completely let go.

Vardy's natural innovation ability is average, so he did not hesitate to copy all the content of the theme of seizing time in the first phase of the extreme challenge in the first season of the previous life. Anyway, no one cares about copyright fees. Of course, this time others want to play extreme If you challenge him, you will have to pay him the copyright fee!

In addition, the details of the program will definitely be adjusted according to the actual situation, such as the initial wake-up session.

At three o'clock in the morning, Vardy walked into Ronaldo's room with a camera.

Ronaldo was still asleep, and Vardy made a spoof expression at the camera, ready to start.

At this time, the camera turned an angle and captured the bedside table. On the bedside table was a box of Durex.

That's right, Durex also sponsored the show. Show your face first!

Squeeze out a lump of toothpaste that has been prepared, apply it on the soles of Ronaldo's feet, and then take a fan and fan it non-stop. After ten minutes of fanning, the effect finally came out.

huh huh

Ronaldo didn't wake up! ! !

Vardy wiped off the toothpaste with a tissue and destroyed the evidence before shaking Ronaldo hard.

Cristiano Ronaldo was taken aback by the shaking like an earthquake, and sat up abruptly with a dazed look on his face.

"The show has started, get up and wash up!" Vardy said to Ronaldo with a smile.

Looking at Vardy and the camera in front of him, Ronaldo understood.

But as soon as he wanted to wake up, Ronaldo felt that something was wrong.

This feeling, why does it seem like I did something shameful when I was a child?

Quickly stretched his hand in and felt around, his heart skipped a beat, his face turned pale, the camera accurately captured Ronaldo's expression, of course, even if Ronaldo's face doesn't change color, post-production can add it to him

"That, you go out first, give me some time to wash up!" Ronaldo said in a panic, and waved his hands at the same time, wanting Vardy to go out quickly.

How could Vardy make his wish come true, sniffling and pretending to frown: "What's the smell in the room?"

Ronaldo panicked even more, wishing he could find a crack in the ground and get in.

It’s enough to play tricks. At this point, Vardy can’t really let the picture of Ronaldo’s bedwetting appear on the show. At that time, the post-production will add an animation next to it to explain it, so that everyone can’t understand it. And Without shooting the results, it can also give everyone more reverie. Did Ronaldo wet the bed or not?

In fact, after this segment was aired, it was said that there were countless husbands who had been tricked by their wives throughout the UK, and one of the four-piece bed sets in supermarkets was out of stock.

After waiting outside the door for a long time, Ronaldo opened the door and came out with a sad face.

Vardy didn't point it out, but asked the staff to tell Ronaldo the rules, and he had to use his own way to wake up the next member.

Ronaldo seemed to want to vent his bed-wetting anguish, and poured a large bucket of mineral water on Rooney's bed, almost flushing Rooney away!

Rooney, who was tossed about, was not polite at all. According to the usual practice, he took out his temper on the next person. This guy took out a smoke bomb from somewhere and threw it directly into Professor Yang's room.

In less than two minutes, Professor Yang, who was almost choked to death, rushed out of the room, shouting "Fire!" while running.

However, everyone, including Vardy, was dumbfounded.

Nima, you are too unrestrained! Sleeping naked!

Sleeping naked is fine, you just ran out with your butt naked!

Well, this big black butt, I have to give him a mosaic of fifty cents!

Professor Yang rushed out of the room and was a little dumbfounded when he saw so many people outside the door. It took him a long time to realize it, and he covered his lower body with a scream, with a shy expression on his face!

Vardy wanted to dub him, "I'm so embarrassed that you look at me like that!"

Of course, next, Professor Yang couldn't let go. I'm sorry to torment Ferdinand too much, but I just gave him a deep kiss, which directly woke Ferdinand up!

In the end, the method of waking Beckham up was the most terrifying. The man in black was stripped naked, with only shorts left on his body, and five or six people surrounded Beckham's bed.

The moment Beckham woke up, Beckham almost died of fright, his first reaction was to keep his chrysanthemum

Of course, in the UK, the scale of the program can be a little bigger, which has not exceeded the scale.

After a round of wake-up calls, a few good friends already knew that this variety show was definitely not ordinary. Even though they still had the mentality of playing, they also added some caution.

Of course, the wake-up activity is actually a warm-up, which can allow them to get into the state faster and get familiar with the rhythm of the show, and then the real start of the show.

Then, throughout the day, the situation is constant

The next thing was that the man in black caught them wearing a ghost mask, and then took them away with their masks. Unexpectedly, before Vardy got in the car, he received a call.

"Uh, something went wrong. The two men in black who were in charge of catching Rooney were fucked by Rooney!"

It turned out that as soon as the man in black with the ghost mask appeared, after being frightened, Rooney immediately knocked down the two men in black!

KO!

Vardy's face was turning green, and he knew that it would be impossible to record a show with these animals!

Sometimes too high a force value is not good!

"Forget it, don't blindfold, just take it away, anyway, he is a road idiot!" Vardy commanded helplessly by remote control.

And the task of seizing time, which officially started next, is also full of situations, but isn't this exactly the effect he expected from the program!

Each person has a watch that counts down for one hour, and each has a box on his wrist, which contains a mobile phone and mission instructions.

Smart people naturally know how to open the box, but it turns out that there are really not many smart people here, only Beckham and Ronaldo opened the box, and the others were completely confused and didn't know what to do! )!!