I am Vardy

Manchester United came to Athens three days in advance to adapt to the climate and venue. For the Champions League final, no one dares to be sloppy. A 90-minute game may mean dozens of times the preparation time.

The pleasant Mediterranean climate makes people feel very comfortable. Although the sun is strong during the day, it does not make people irritable.

This is a good place for a vacation. The beauty of the Aegean Sea makes people feel refreshed. If it weren't for the final, I'm afraid Vardy couldn't help but start to relax.

It's just that when he got up to wash up the next morning, Vardy's good mood disappeared instantly.

The unkempt hair has to be taken care of every day. Recently, Vardy has been a little bored, so he plans to change to a new hairstyle at the end of the season.

But what I didn't expect was that after washing my face, I found a lot of hair in the basin. Judging from the shape, it was obvious that it came from my head.

Frightened, he stroked his hair upwards, and when he looked carefully, there were actually more than a dozen hairs on his hand!

Hair loss by yourself?

Like Rooney?

God, don't!

I have just turned 20 years old, and I am about to start to feel the life of losing my hair. Is this really good?

Suddenly a thought flashed in my head - I became stronger and bald!

In other words, I didn't remember Valdy Xieding in my previous life?

Could it be that before Vardy became famous, no one knew about the hair transplant?

Well, there is this possibility!

Want to cry but have no tears, what a chic image of myself!

Throughout the day, thinking about the hair that will be far away from him in the near future, Vardy is depressed. This kind of depression is far more unbearable than being rejected by the goddess.

If you have hair, even if you are rejected by this goddess, you can still go to another goddess, and there will be a goddess waiting for you after all;

But if you don't have hair, then you might as well stop thinking about the goddess!

The teammates didn't know what happened to Vardy, and thought it was simply because of the pressure of the final!

But the problem is, Vardy's heart has always been wider than the sea, how could he feel the pressure of the game?

In the Champions League final last season, I didn't see any strange performance from Vardy!

Something is wrong anyway!

"Looking at your state, I just want to climb onto someone else's bed, and then get kicked off mercilessly!" Rooney said with a tone of someone who has experienced it.

Vardy curled his lips, the scar is healed and the pain is forgotten, have you forgotten what you were almost fucked by a gay guy?

However, Vardy felt that he should exchange his hair growth experience with Rooney, nothing else, this is simply a discussion between patients and patients.

By the way, Rooney looked thicker because of hair transplants?

Well, until the day when I can't hide it, I should try it myself.

But it seems that I have been bald all the time, so I don't have to worry about these, right?

After thinking about it wildly, Vardy finally felt that he was not so depressed!

This is a problem of adaptation. On the first day, I broke down and cried and shouted to commit suicide. On the second day, I locked myself in the house and ignored no one. On the third day, I said very little. forget.

Time can heal everything, and it can also allow oneself to accept everything, just like being dumped, who still remembers who that bitch Christie is now!

 …

The atmosphere of the battle has been heated up. This feast of fans from all over the world has attracted everyone's attention. The degree of attention is second only to the World Cup and the European Championship.

There is no doubt that Vardy and Kaka are the absolute protagonists of the two teams. As the peerless twins in world football, this game is their first head-to-head confrontation. So, who can lead the team to defeat the opponent? It can already explain the problem to a certain extent.

During the interview, Vardy praised Kaka very modestly,

After all, I was a Kaka fan in my previous life, and this season's Kaka is indeed good enough to be a god, there is nothing wrong with it.

As a devout believer, Kaka is even more humble, and he is equally generous with Vardy.

It gives people the impression that the two of them seem to cherish each other, and the atmosphere is very good.

Sometimes it is not necessary to have contradictions to be interesting. The performance of two superstars may make people feel more reasonable.

As a result, the voice of "together" rose for a while, and countless neutral fans called for the two-person CP to conquer the entire world of football together.

But sensible people know that this idea is basically impossible to realize.

Neither Manchester United nor Milan have the financial resources, or if they have the financial resources, they are absolutely unwilling to pay;

Florentino of the Galacticos may have such a big hand to shock the world of football, but the problem is that the current helm of Real Madrid is Calderon, and this guy definitely does not have such courage;

The only one in European football who has the chance to achieve this feat is the Russian oligarch Abramovich. However, sometimes it is not possible to get everything done with money.

At this time of hello, me, everyone, no one expected that someone felt that he was being ignored and belittled, so he jumped out unwilling to be lonely.

"Valdy is an excellent striker. If he can score goals in a single round, I am afraid that no one in the world football can match him!"

Inzaghi first praised Vardy, but then changed the topic: "But obviously, Vardy is not comprehensive enough, they can't penetrate the opponent's defense like a center, and as a forward, Vardy's rush A little ability is not enough, at this point, he should learn from me, if I humbly ask for advice, then I will never mind handing over my unique skills to him!"

Well, when Inzaghi said something like this, everyone didn't know how to refute him!

Vardy is indeed not comprehensive, everyone admits this.

Excellent speed, comprehensive skills, superb shooting skills, and many weird tricks, this is where Vardy stands out the most.

But because of height and physical strength limitations, Vardy really can't directly crush the opponent's defense like Drogba.

But the question is, can Inzaghi say this?

Looks thinner than Vardy's body, this is a joke!

As for grabbing points, this is indeed Inzaghi's unique skill and the only capital he relies on to survive in world football. Otherwise, the speed is not fast, and why should he play in the giants with mediocre skills?

It's just that Vardy's grabbing points are not weak, right?

Perhaps Vardy did not show a keen sense of grabbing points, but gradually, Vardy seemed to have suddenly mastered this stunt, in other words, he suddenly became enlightened!

At least this season, Vardy has improved significantly, especially in the second half of the season, scenes of scoring goals are not uncommon.

Inzaghi's ability to grab points is definitely stronger, but it is a bit nonsense to say that he can guide Vardy. After all, many things can only be understood but cannot be explained in words, otherwise the things taught will be rigid.

In fact, many people can see that Inzaghi is completely unwilling to be a green leaf, and while there are more people shouting, come and pay more attention to me!

Inzaghi's character is always like this. When he was in Juventus, he competed with the zebra prince Del Piero for the penalty kick. This can be regarded as one of the triggers for Inzaghi to leave Juventus.

These remarks finally made the reporters find a hot spot of public opinion, and they started to hype it up.

The previously harmonious public opinion suddenly became fierce. The fans of the two teams seemed to be stimulated and began to attack their opponents.

When Vardy was asked by reporters what he thought of Inzaghi's remarks, he really couldn't laugh or cry.

By the way, you are a bit too stealthy!

My opponent is Kaka, why do you always jump out?

Speaking of which, as an invisible assassin, shouldn't you hide yourself so that no one takes you seriously, and then suddenly come out at a critical moment to give your opponent a thunderbolt kill?

You jump around like this, as if you are afraid that others will not know your existence, is this really good?

Vardy has been unable to complain.

"Well, he's right, but I think he should learn from Van der Sar!" Vardy shrugged and walked away without looking back.

It is obviously useless to ask Inzaghi to learn goalkeeping from Van der Sar. Doesn't it mean that it is also useless to ask Vardy to learn from Inzaghi!

Anyway, Vardy doesn't want to get too entangled with him, he really can't get excited, his opponent is Kaka, and only Kaka can make him excited.

 …

When the players from both sides came out of the locker room to gather in the player tunnel, familiar players had already started talking to each other. Although they were opponents fighting to the death on the court, off the court, it did not prevent everyone from cherishing each other and becoming friends.

Vardy looked at Kaka, who was talking and laughing happily with his teammates. The smiling assassin really exuded the demeanor of a superstar all over his body, which made people have to admire.

Oh, yes, tasks, and tasks!

Vardy slapped his forehead and almost forgot the big thing!

Walking forward without hesitation, Vardy wanted to give Kaka a big bear hug, whether it was abrupt or not, ambiguous or not, anyway, he was funny, everyone knew that.

But Vardy just stretched out his hand halfway, and was stopped by someone halfway before he hugged it.

"Actually, I really want to teach you how to grab points, you may have misunderstood me!"

Vardy looked at Inzaghi who suddenly appeared in front of him, and his expression of feeling good about himself, he didn't know what to say anymore.

Regardless of the misunderstanding or not, Vardy always feels that Inzaghi is like the wretched uncle holding the Tathagata palm cheat book and insisting on selling it to him.

"Uh, well, I'll ask you for advice when I have the chance!" Vardy said perfunctorily, he didn't have the time to chat with Inzaghi here.

But what Valdy never expected was that Inzaghi was an acquaintance. Hearing that Vardy said that he wanted to ask him for advice, his expression of excitement was beyond words.

"Don't have a chance, why don't you just do it now! Come on, let me tell you the secret of grabbing points. This is what I have figured out over the years, and no one else knows! Tell you, grab points, you first Dare to think more than others, the more you feel that the ball is impossible to appear, the more likely the ball will appear..."

In Vardy's bewildered expression, Inzaghi grabbed Vardy's hand enthusiastically, and directly began to preach and accept karma to solve doubts.

Before Inzaghi finished his teacher's addiction, the players from both sides walked out of the player tunnel and were about to enter the field! )!!