I am Vardy

Do you take the initiative to apply to be off the field after a face-to-face meeting, or simply ask for a substitute, wait until the last moment of the game to appear, and the game is over as soon as you get on the field?

That is obviously not in line with Vardy's purpose. The primary purpose is to play football, even if it is in an incomplete state!

And without himself, if Manchester United really capsized in the Lille gutter, it would definitely be a shocking upset.

Therefore, Vardy can only ensure the cleanliness of the jersey as much as possible during the game. It is best to be like Brother Xiaosha later, whose hairstyle will not change after a game.

When warming up, Vardy wanted to remind everyone that you must touch me casually in this game.

But when you think about people's curiosity, the more you don't let people touch you, maybe people will come and rub you in a different way, so Vardy dismissed this idea.

After the game started, Vardy did not harass the Lille players in the midfield as usual, as if the opponent was a rookie and it was not worth Vardy's doing so.

In fact, after Vardy acquired the two major midfield defensive features, he has always spared no effort in midfield interception and defense, which is very similar to Vardy in his previous life.

In the previous life, you can often see Vardy sprinting tirelessly in the frontcourt. Even if he is often slipped by a monkey, he still has no hesitation. This is very important for Leicester City's counterattack tactics.

And now Vardy is the same. Perhaps in the entire Premier League, as a forward, he has the highest participation in defense, and he can often stage a direct one-stop show after stealing the ball from midfield.

But today, Vardy seems to be very lazy. Even if the Lille players are in front of him, he just defends with his eyes symbolically, and he is not even willing to move.

Huaxia's fans have already started complaining, you think you are Linghu Chong, you can see the weakness of Wudang master's swordsmanship with your eyes, which makes the old man dare not even attack.

Not to mention teammates, even Ferguson was very surprised. Vardy is on his period?

The Lille players should have been very happy, but Vardy's weird behavior made them feel uneasy.

Could this tease be holding back some big move, right? :

Two minutes passed, Vardy didn't move; five minutes passed, Vardy still didn't move; ten minutes passed, Vardy moved a bit, but slowly, like an old man and an old lady walking on crutches... ..

real-time technical statistics,

If you let everyone know that Vardy ran less than 50 meters in ten minutes, it is estimated that the title of walking brother will be crowned on him the next day.

However, as Manchester United gradually gained the advantage in the midfield competition, Vardy can no longer be so leisurely. He has to attack near the opponent's penalty area. If he doesn't need to work hard, it is estimated that Ferguson will replace him.

In fact, Vardy is very depressed. Why is this game not held at Old Trafford? If he plays at Old Trafford, he can use another method to complete the task.

I remember that when a team played at home in the previous life, a huge bathtub was installed on the sidelines. Lucky fans could watch the game while soaking in the bath. After the game, the players swarmed into the bathtub with laughter and fun. Very crazy.

If it is at Old Trafford, I can also install a bathtub on the sidelines, and jump in immediately after the game. I don’t need to take a shower, can I do my laundry?

But this is Lille's home court, and these guys would never agree to what they did. It's good that they didn't create obstacles for Manchester United!

Manchester United was besieging. Vardy thought about it, but he still didn't enter the opponent's penalty area. There, the players from both sides were fighting intensively, just like a gay bar. The passion between men and men burst out from time to time. I can't bear it.

It's not that Vardy is afraid that the opponent's black and hard central defender will attack him, but mainly that Vardy is afraid that these bastards will tear his clothes if they have nothing to do.

If you pull it out, it will be black, and the game will not end, and Vardy's mission will have failed.

So Vardy simply turned into a fixed-point fort, grabbed Scholes' position, and fired at a fixed point outside the arc of the penalty area. At least this way he didn't need to run up and down frequently.

Scholes's long-range shot is far less threatening than Vardy's. After Vardy snatched his position, he had to position himself, ambush behind Rooney and become a shadow striker, picking up the second and third spots.

20 minutes later, Vardy had a long shot from the middle that was quite threatening. If it weren't for the Lille goalkeeper's contribution, the city gate would definitely not be guaranteed.

It's just that everyone looks at Vardy with extremely weird eyes now, as if they are looking at some creature from the second dimension.

After kicking for a long time, Vardy didn't sweat at all, only sweat beads appeared on his forehead, probably the level of exercise exhaustion is equivalent to stretching his waist.

Are you really on vacation today?

"Your jersey is not wet, are you going against the sky?" Rooney walked over, asked Vardy, and raised his hand to pat Vardy on the back.

Vardy has been watching all directions for a long time, and what he is most afraid of is that these bastards have nothing to do to hook up with him. When they see Rooney's movements, they jump away and wave to Rooney from a distance.

"If you have something to say, don't touch it!" Vardy's refusal of righteous words is like refusing a gay guy to ask for his phone number.

wrong!

Rooney's not so bright head suddenly flashed, and he felt that Vardy must have a secret today.

Don't run, don't let yourself touch, is there something hidden on this guy?

Is Vardy today a fake, someone else in disguise?

I often hear that a certain organization will use human bombs to carry out terrorist attacks. Is this guy pretending to be Vardy a human bomb?

God, that's horrible. Is this the rhythm of killing Manchester United?

After the Munich air disaster, Manchester United will suffer another devastating blow?

Rooney's divergent thinking has made himself shudder.

I quickly found Ronaldo, and told Ronaldo my guess, but Ronaldo immediately laughed at him.

"You've watched too many disaster movies, haven't you? The bastard Jamie must have hidden something in his jersey, waiting to celebrate the goal and take it out for a spoof. It's just that he doesn't want you to see it in advance!"

But when it comes to this, Ronaldo and Rooney immediately became curious.

What is Vardy's action plan this time, leaving the two of them aside to go it alone?

No, you can't always let Vardy steal the spotlight alone, they have to act.

So after the two exchanged glances, they ran towards Vardy decisively, preparing to open Vardy's clothes to see what was hidden inside and satisfy their curiosity.

If they are really creative, then they can celebrate together after scoring a goal!

Vardy saw the two men running towards him with ill intentions. Although he didn't know what they were going to see, he knew that the two had absolutely no good intentions.

Run, don't run at this time, if it falls into their hands, maybe they will do something to themselves.

So there was a very funny scene on the court. Obviously the game was going on, but the Manchester United Trident started the chase, and no one else started the daily confrontation.

This is a rhythm that doesn't take Lille seriously!

Ferguson was about to explode on the sidelines. It's okay for these three bastards to make trouble on the training ground. This is a game, or the knockout round of the Champions League round of 16. Can't you be more serious?

It seems that when we go back, we must give them a strict love education!

"Give up, you can't catch up with me." Vardy's flexibility is really not comparable to that of Rooney and Ronaldo. Even if they don't fight for speed, the two can only give up because of the flexible change of direction.

"What's hidden in your jersey, quickly turn it out and let us see!" Rooney and Ronaldo said unwillingly.

Although I don't know why the two bastards asked such a question, in order to dispel their curiosity, Vardy decisively lifted the jersey and showed them the front and back.

This time, both of them were dumbfounded. After a long time of effort, it turned out to be a big oolong, which is really embarrassing!

However, the others are even more embarrassed, since the game is still going on, you just play like this, is it really good?

The players on the field in Lille are about to explode, this is simply not paying attention to them at all!

No, even if you are desperate, let you remember that we are by no means anyone who can despise us.

In the blink of an eye, a small universe seemed to explode behind the Lille players. Everyone's fighting spirit seemed to be able to break through the sky. When all the wills come together, it will be the death of Manchester United.

In all fairness, Lille at this time is like the protagonist of a blockbuster movie, who erupts suddenly after being underestimated, crushing all enemies who dare to appear in front of him, while Manchester United is the standard villain, and all appearances of strength are used to send human head.

It's a pity that the green field will never be a movie, so the plot of the movie will not appear here, everything still has to rely on strength to speak.

After Vardy got the ball in the middle, he took a shooting posture as before, because Vardy didn't run at all before, so several Lille players flew up to block Vardy's shot without any worries.

But what people didn't expect was that Vardy pushed the ball forward lightly, suddenly dribbled the ball into the penalty area, and when everyone was caught off guard, he suddenly kicked and shot.

The ball smashed into Lille's goal like a cannonball. The speed of the ball prevented the Lille goalkeeper from even reacting. Perhaps the brain had already issued the order to save, but the order had not yet been transmitted to all the neurons in the body. has appeared.

Vardy smiled, fool, I want to run as little as possible, but it’s not that I don’t run at all. Do you really think my game is a pole?

The goal came so easily, and it was unreasonable, and the most important thing was that there was no solution, which shattered the small universe of the Lille players all at once.

But just when Vardy should have been very excited, the teammates who rushed towards him made Vardy's face turn green!

Don't come here!