I am Vardy

Dog left Vardy?

Ernie Vardy?

What the hell is this name?

But Vardy, who is about to faint, is also very fortunate, because they don't know other names with comparable power.

Iron egg, silly girl...

Kicking open the door of the locker room, Vardy decided to go all out with these bastards.

If I let my future children know that they were almost given such a lofty name by their father's cheating teammates, I guess they would want to be bumped to death and reincarnated to start a new life.

However, after Vardy entered the room, the style of the dressing room was like this.

"I don't know if the old man will be the main force in the FA Cup match?"

"Obviously not. The Champions League knockout round is about to begin. It is difficult to fight on both fronts, let alone the FA Cup!"

"However, the next opponent in the Champions League is Lille. The opponent's strength is not good at all. The old man should not care about it!"

"Since we can break into the top 16 of the Champions League, our strength is still acceptable. We must not be careless!"

"Oh, by the way, I often go to c1ub and a group of new girls have arrived. I will take you to experience it when I have time, and I guarantee you will enjoy it!"

"Yeah!"

 …

Vardy kicked the door angrily just now,

Everyone in the locker room was stunned for a moment, and the painting style suddenly changed, and they began to discuss other things enthusiastically, as if they were not the ones who named Vardy's children just now.

The black line on Vardy's head, these unscrupulous animals, how come God didn't have a lightning strike them to death!

Looking at Ronaldo and Rooney winking at him, Vardy smiled sinisterly.

It doesn't matter how others joke, you two don't forget, you have to meet my request!

You are not afraid that I will let you run naked?

Vardy's eyes made Ronaldo and Rooney shudder before they came. The nightmare of the island country is still lingering in their minds. They only have one word for Vardy's ability to punish people.

 …

In the FA Cup match in the middle of the week, the old man did not send out the main lineup. Even among the substitute players, only a few fringe substitutes who were often unable to play for a long time got the chance to play. Obviously, Ferguson did not put the FA Cup on the field. in plan.

In England, the status of the FA Cup is still very high. This is a traditional event that is generally recognized by everyone. It is full of gold. The League Cup, which is very important in other countries, does not have much audience in England.

But the problem is that no matter how rich the FA Cup is, it is definitely not as good as the English League and the Champions League.

Now Manchester United has a good momentum in these two fronts. The English League leads Chelsea by 6 points and has a very good chance of winning the championship and regaining lost ground;

In the Champions League, the opponent in the first knockout round is almost the weakest of the top 16, and it is almost certain that the Red Devils will advance to the top eight.

Under such a good situation, how could Manchester United be willing to waste energy in the FA Cup?

If Manchester United's bench is deep enough, then the old man will definitely not mind fighting for the Triple Crown, but now Manchester United can guarantee two-line combat is already very valuable. They don't have as luxurious a substitute lineup as Chelsea, and the wave of injuries a while ago Let the old man have a headache.

In the end, in the FA Cup match with the reserve team as the lineup, Manchester United was eliminated cleanly. Like the League Cup, they said goodbye and went home in the first game.

This time, Manchester United has overcome all obstacles, and can concentrate on dealing with the two-line battle between the English and the Champions League!

 …

Ronaldo and Rooney still couldn't escape to help Vardy's sight and wish. Seeing that the two were so disturbed that they seemed to be trembling while walking, Vardy finally couldn't help laughing.

"Don't worry, I won't kill you!"

It's just that Vardy's guarantee made the two feel restless.

In fact, Vardy really didn't intend to embarrass the two of them. Last time they were so miserable in the island country, if he continued to play tricks like this, he would probably lose the friendship between the two of them.

So this time, Vardy has two purposes, one is to tease off the court, and the other is to achieve his goal by teasing.

"Can I go to a medical institution to freeze the sperm first, I'm afraid the consequences will be too serious and I won't be able to have a baby in the future!" Rooney begged Vardy with a mournful face.

"Well, let's go together. By the way, I have to write a suicide note to my mother. I have to let her know why I am gone!" Ronaldo also joined in the fun in a desperate tone.

In fact, the two were not as cowardly as they appeared to be. At most, Vardy was just spoofing them, how could it possibly bring them any danger!

Vardy brought Ronaldo and Rooney to the Trafford Shopping Centre, the second largest shopping center in Europe and one of Manchester's landmarks.

"Why are you here? We three big men are shopping together? How embarrassing!" Ronaldo covered his face and said deliberately shy.

Vardy has nothing to say about Ronaldo, who is being bent by himself day by day. At this time, Rooney's fist is the most practical to go directly to solve the problem.

Sure enough, Rooney jumped up and punched Ronaldo on the head, and said viciously: "Don't be disgusting!"

Then Ronaldo was left covering the top of his head and grinning.

All three of them were dressed in disguise. Otherwise, it would be strange for the three top Manchester United stars to hang around the shopping center in such a grand manner, preventing tourists from rioting.

The final result is likely to be two, sign for Manchester United fans until the second half of the night, or be directly killed by the Manchester City fans next door...

Finally, the three arrived at their final destination, a men's underwear store in a shopping mall.

That's right, the underwear of this brand is the men's underwear brand founded by Vardy before. After finishing the design and production process, it has begun to lay stores in major shopping malls, and the one in Trafford Shopping Center is Flagship store in England.

The name of the brand is Valdi, which was insisted on by the investment team, because they felt that this would give underwear a better reputation.

According to their plan, there are several series in the underwear brand, including funny series, sports series, business series and children's series, etc. As for the future, they will increase the business of women's underwear.

Looking at the name of the underwear flagship store, no matter how dull Rooney and Ronaldo are, they understand that this store belongs to Vardy.

"Oh my God, Jamie, you have collected so many men's underwear quietly, even to the point where you can sell them, you are no longer a hobby!" Rooney almost cried out with exclamation.

Vardy had black lines on his face and knelt down to Rooney's brain circuit.

Why am I so addicted, and I still collect men's underwear, even if I have a quirk, I will collect women's underwear, okay?

And Ronaldo next to him looked thoughtful, and he was very touched by Vardy's investment behavior.

Compared with the previous life, due to Vardy's sudden birth, Ronaldo's commercial value is actually slightly inferior, and now he has not yet become the peerless twins of world football with Messi. Although the income is objective, it has not yet reached that point The degree to which one can flaunt one's wealth at will.

However, Ronaldo's business acumen has already begun to work. In his previous life, he invested in the establishment of men's underwear brands, acquired hotels, etc. In fact, he already has ideas now.

It's just that now that Vardy has come ahead of him, he has strengthened his determination to invest.

"Jamie, in fact, I also had the idea of ​​starting a men's underwear brand before, but I never had the opportunity to implement it. I didn't expect you to have come ahead of me!" Ronaldo sighed to Vardy.

Vardy smiled, but didn't speak.

Could he say that he borrowed from Ronaldo's previous experience?

In fact, for Vardy, starting an underwear brand is really just for fun. As Apple’s stock price soars, Vardy’s worth also rises, and he knows that this is far from the end. When Facebook goes public, he It is a proper world-class rich man.

"Today our task is to put on underwear and stand in the window to be a model. That's right, it's the kind that can't move. If you want to scare people suddenly, you can do whatever you want. Anyway, today is to have fun!"

Vardy spread his palms and said to Rooney and Ronaldo in a master's manner.

The two little friends suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, at least they were still wearing underwear, and they didn't need to be naked, great!

In fact, in Europe, people don't mind exposing their sexy bodies at all, especially men, it is simply their pride.

Standing for Vardy's brand is considered to be helping brothers, and it can also spoof tourists, which sounds very interesting. They have already imagined the image of travelers being scared by them and diapering their pants.

Besides, Vardy is going crazy with them, so what's there to be afraid of!

No shame at all!

Soon, there are special make-up artists to help them make up, especially a layer of oil must be applied to the body surface, which can make them look more like real plastic models.

Taking advantage of no one, the three of them went to work separately and came to their positions on the platform.

First, Ronaldo has to stand in the window and pose in a fit pose. Of course, this pose should not be too difficult, otherwise he will definitely not be able to stand it after a long time.

Rooney stood inside the store, also posing as a model. As for Vardy, he stood in the center of the store, which was very eye-catching.

There is nothing to argue about the position, anyway, after a period of time, they will be swapped, and they will all experience it.

Obviously, standing in the window outside is the most interesting, and more people can see it. No matter whether you enter the store or not, if there are tourists who think Ronaldo's models are very interesting, stop and observe, then Ronaldo is likely to suddenly Move up to scare people to death.

And after Ronaldo attracts tourists into the store, they will find models of Vardy and Rooney.

These two can't be true, can they?

Then, as it turns out, it was true, but the price of getting that truth was that they might be scared to fall again.

At the end of the day, they will definitely have fun, and while playing, they will promote the brand. With the ability of the English media to capture news, the publicity effect is definitely no less than a large number of advertisements.

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