I am Vardy

In just five minutes, Vardy grabbed three headers from Toure's head, and finally realized what it means to be superior.

Vardy will never tremble with Toure. It is by no means his strong point to get stuck in the penalty area as if wrestling.

After his teammates pass the ball, he dashes a few steps and then jumps high and shakes his head to attack the goal, so as to avoid being restricted by the opponent's physical confrontation.

Toure felt as if he had encountered the biggest nemesis of his career. In front of Vardy, he was stripped like a girl, and he could be ravaged as much as he wanted.

Facing the high center forward, taking advantage of the weakness of the opponent's lack of flexibility to continuously gain positions and space through a strong body, Da Toure will not fall into a disadvantage in an all-round way;

In the face of flexible shooters, Toure, who is also flexible, will not suffer;

But now that I meet Vardy, I suddenly don't know what I should do!

Vardy is extremely flexible and has excellent header ability at the same time. He can't restrain himself at all. The root cause is that he is too short!

Finally, in the 14th minute of the game, Rooney picked a pass in front of the goal. Vardy rushed two steps and then jumped high. He beat Toure and hit the ball on the head. Man handle the door!

This is an unreasonable goal, bullying the dead does not pay for life!

After the goal, Vardy was very excited and started to soar directly at the Emirates Stadium. Even though the whole world was booing, he still couldn't make him afraid.

Leading Arsenal at the Emirates Stadium, Manchester United players were also extremely excited and rushed over to celebrate with Vardy.

However, before they could run to Vardy, Vardy gestured for them to wait.

Obviously, Vardy wants to celebrate this goal by himself, he must have his own unique celebration action, and he doesn't want to be disturbed by his teammates!

Seeing Vardy's actions, everyone looked forward to it. Is Vardy going to do something again?

If there is anyone in the world football who can play tricks when celebrating moves, then it must be Vardy. This is Vardy's use of funny moves one after another.

What is he going to do this time?

Today is Vardy's birthday. Could his celebration be related to his birthday?

It can't be that this guy is hiding a cake, and he is going to launch it after scoring a goal to play a cake fight. This is the Emirates Stadium, not Old Trafford. If he dares to do this, it is estimated that the Gunners fans will jump off the stands. Fight hard with him.

With all eyes on, Vardy rushed all the way to the sideline cameras, grinned, and then shook his hands side to side in a cradle motion.

Cradle dance!

Vardy used a very famous celebration after scoring a goal-cradle dance.

In the 1994 World Cup in the United States, in the quarter-finals between Brazil and the Netherlands, Bebeto scored the only goal in the game. The Brazilian striker's celebration was an ingenious lullaby dance.

Along with teammates Romario and Mazinho, Bebeto rushed to the sidelines to do a lullaby with his arms outstretched to celebrate the birth of his son.

This cradle dance celebration has also become a classic shot of the World Cup and world football.

Later, many players also adopted this way of celebrating after scoring a goal, because their little prince or princess was born.

But no one expected that Vardy would adopt such a celebratory gesture today.

This is incredible!

Vardy became a father?

I have never heard of it, and it is not realistic.

Godfather is possible!

It is currently recognized that Vardy's girlfriend is the soccer baby goddess Kisti. Although the two cannot live together every day because of work, they seem to have a very loving relationship.

The problem is, Kirsty didn't have a baby!

Kirsty is still working, hosting the show every week as usual, and has never been absent.

Is it not a child born, but a pregnancy?

If it's just pregnancy, then it's very appropriate to use a lullaby dance. Obviously, it's more symbolic to stuff the ball into the jersey to look like a big belly.

The problem becomes complicated at once. Isn't Vardy's child born to Christie?

The sense of the picture suddenly became plump. While Kisti was working hard, Vardy cheated on his girlfriend behind his back, and then the woman got pregnant with Vardy's dragon species... .

This news is too explosive!

Although many football stars have a history of messing around, there are not many clean ones in English football.

But when he had a wife or girlfriend, he made another woman's belly bigger and gave birth to an illegitimate child. Such a thing had never happened before.

The most important thing is that Vardy actually took the initiative to expose it!

He is going to heaven!

Scandal, proper shocking scandal!

The reporters already seemed to smell the fishy shark, and they had already quickly made up the whole incident in their minds, and began to write articles quickly, how to attract attention.

As for whether it is true or not, no one cares!

During the booing at the Emirates Stadium, Vardy was still doing a lullaby with a happy face, but the Manchester United players next to him were a little dumbfounded.

As Vardy's good friends, Rooney, Ronaldo and others spend more time with Vardy than Vardy and Kisti, and they talk about almost everything. The key problem is that they really don't know Vardy's illegitimate child was born, and they didn't even know about the pregnancy.

After Vardy finished his cradle dance, he turned around and wanted to hug his teammates.

But as soon as the hand was stretched out, it stopped in mid-air. The surprised expressions of his teammates stunned Vardy.

Why are you still not happy when I scored a goal?

Why are you acting like you've never seen me before?

At this time, Rooney and Ronaldo hugged Vardy and avoided the camera.

"Have your children been born yet?" Ronaldo and Rooney asked with concern.

Vardy was confused and had no idea what the two of them were talking about.

"I'm not married yet, I have a fart child!" Vardy said angrily.

Vardy obviously hasn't adapted to the thinking of Europeans. In his cognition, you can't have children without getting married.

In fact, in Europe, there are only a few people who have children after marriage, and most of them have already completed this work before marriage.

"Then what do you mean by cradle dance?"

Faced with the questioning of a good friend, Vardy finally understood what was going on.

In fact, Vardy really has no children. Book friends know this better than Vardy.

Today is Vardy's birthday, but the child's birthday is the mother's day of suffering. Many people think of celebrating their own birthday, but they never think of what kind of pain their mother will suffer on the day they were born.

Although it has been almost three years since I transmigrated into Vardy's body, and Vardy's mother has become his cheap mother, Valdy can still feel the deep love for him from her.

Therefore, on his birthday today, Vardy chose to use such a scoring action to express his love for his mother.

20 years ago today, I was born, you rocked me every day in the cradle, and fell asleep gently, it was you who accompanied me to grow up every day, it was you who made me carefree with meticulous care...

Even if the real self did not enjoy all of this, it did not prevent her from being a great mother.

You know, not long after Vardy was born, his biological father abandoned their mother and son, and it was his mother and adoptive father who worked hard to raise him. There is a lot of sadness in this.

But anyway, the hard times are over, aren't they!

Maybe others will guess Vardy's thoughts wrong, but Vardy doesn't care too much, he just wants to express these.

He shakes the lullaby dance that has already established its meaning in a new way.

 …

After celebrating the goal, the game can be restarted. Even if the outside world is buzzing because of Vardy's cradle dance, the game will not be affected at all, because the game will continue.

The lagging Arsenal started a large-scale counterattack. They will never be willing to lose to Manchester United at home. Even if it seems hopeless to compete for the league title now, it is also very self-consoling to beat Manchester United.

Hmph, so what if you win the championship in the end? Still lost to us!

Of course, in the eyes of Arsenal fans, if Manchester United can't win the championship, or if all teams except Arsenal can't win the championship, the British championship trophy should be awarded directly to Arsenal.

The crazy Gunners have a strong offensive. For Wenger, a paranoid, now is the time to show Arsenal's real football.

What is the style of the Gunners under Wenger?

Beautiful, beautiful, sexy, pleasing to the eye and pleasing to the heart.

When entangled with opponents, especially when the opponent is a super strong team, Arsenal may not be able to play such a wonderful scene. After all, football is not only wonderful, but also more important.

But it is different now, the score is already behind, they can put aside more worries, devote themselves to the passionate attack, and play football that truly belongs to Arsenal.

Well, for Wenger's paranoia, Vardy actually doesn't hate it at all.

If the world of football becomes the same, there will be no beauty and no one will even enjoy the game.

The king of all flowers, all football styles come together to truly reflect the charm of football.

Brazil's samba football, Italy's chain defense and defensive counterattack, Spain's pass control, Germany's European power faction, and England's long pass and x***T, when these genres and styles collide with each other , to burst out the spark of passion.

Compared with Mourinho's pragmatism, Wenger is obviously an idealist, and it is precisely because of these idealists that football looks better.

Well, Wenger and Arsenal will continue to be responsible for the beauty, and I will be responsible for winning the championship!

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