I am Vardy

How powerful is the black hole on the stadium?

Vardy has tried more than once, and it turns out that this is a nuclear weapon.

And the local black hole card is even sharper, just like precision guidance, there is no suspense about hitting the wings of flies.

The Villa defender, who was labeled a black hole card by Vardy, was still intoxicated by his brave posture, but he didn't know that a large wave of bombs was approaching him.

Rooney took a shot, another defender blocked the shot with his legs, but he was so lucky that Mr. Unlucky was watching from the side, but he didn't want the ball to go straight to his vitals.

With a groan, the game came to an abrupt end again, and the unlucky guy curled up on the ground, dead again.

this......

Seeing this scene, everyone felt cold in the crotch again, as if they were about to lose control, especially the male compatriots, who were extremely uncomfortable by analogy.

This guy is too unlucky, he hit the goal post just now, and now he is hit by the ball again, the egg is obviously hidden very deeply, who did it provoke?

Of course, after all, the power of the blocked shot was not strong enough, and the Villa defender still stood up tenaciously, winning bursts of applause again.

His face was a little green, and the Villa defender forced a smile, but the cracking of his balls made him unable to grin at all.

Persist, you must persist, you must establish the image of a heroic fighter, and you must not fall down.

Although people's willpower is infinite, it must always conform to objective facts. You cannot say that your willpower is strong enough to override the laws of the universe.

soon,

The unlucky guy couldn't even laugh.

The two faced each other, and the ball hit the unlucky Eggy next to him, and the tenacious fighter fell down again;

It's even a miracle that this guy can stop the ball on his balls by himself.

In the eyes of the fans, this scene is really horrifying and incredible.

Even Vardy felt that he might have gone too far, and at the same time he couldn't bear it, he decided to send him off the field directly, so as to save him from being tortured on the field.

So Vardy found the best angle and hit it directly like a blasting missile, and then the unlucky guy stuck on the ground and couldn't get up again...

This time, it was really a chicken-and-egg fight.

Until the Villa defender was carried to the ambulance again, the fans were still expecting the fighter to return to the field as tenaciously as before.

However, this time the ambulance really drove away, and the hero was still heroic in the end!

Facts have proved that this guy doesn't have an invulnerable egg, and it's definitely not good to always go head-to-head with people.

"Why do I feel that this guy is here to deliver eggs today? He can get off the field by hitting the goal post for the first time, but he wants to come back to the field and continue to show us a hundred ways to break the balls. In the end, it was because of the balls. The egg burst and ended, and I am also speechless!"

"Anyway, I don't care about the previous few broken eggs. I saw Vardy's hand the last time!"

"No matter how stubborn a fighter is, he can't stand Vardy's blow!"

"There are liver fighters and kidney fighters in sports, and today there is another egg fighter, a very tragic egg fighter!"

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As Villa made substitution adjustments, Vardy also completed the first accumulation of indicators.

This was the first guy he messed with.

Although the process may be bloody and cruel, does Vardy need to worry so much?

For him, the first step of the Long March has just begun.

Well, goals, don't forget to score goals, even if the task is not required, Vardy has to score goals to win the game, not to mention scoring goals is also one of the indicators.

Perhaps it was the series of tragedies just now that made the Villa players still live in ignorance and shock, and the defensive intensity could not be raised at all for a while.

Although the players on the Manchester United field are also a bit unable to concentrate, but Vardy can't stand the rampage.

In the 14th minute of the first half, Vardy took the ball from the left and got rid of it with fried balls to protect the ball. He was born in the air-like defensive strength of several Villa players and hit the ribs of the penalty area.

If it was changed to normal, Vardy would definitely jump the ball horizontally, and then shoot around with one foot, a standard in-cut shot.

But today Vardy was uncharacteristically, when everyone was waiting for him to cut in, he suddenly shot with his left foot, and the ball almost didn't spin and went straight to the goal.

The Villa goalkeeper was caught off guard and made a save in embarrassment, but he was powerless at all.

Vardy scored!

Running wildly on the lawn of Old Trafford, enjoying the cheers and applause of the fans, the depression of not being able to play for the past three weeks was instantly swept away.

After venting, Vardy didn't relax. Some things can't be smoothed out with a single goal. What's more, he also wants to know how far he can complete the task.

In the opening 15 minutes, Vardy's answer sheet was actually very good, with a goal and an opponent's player.

But he must not be complacent, he must be more strict with himself, he seems to have seen the heaven-defying rewards coming towards him.

Sneeringly looking at the Villa players opposite, next, who will come?

In fact, the Villa players were already a little scared, and their scalps were numb after playing this game.

The defender who was sent to the hospital just now broke their perceptions one after another. How can a player be so unlucky on the field?

Such a fragile egg has suffered so many terrorist attacks, and two of them were comparable to car accidents. It would be no wonder if it was immortal!

Although the football hypothesis of Vardy's halo is considered more of a joke, but now apart from this reason, they really can't find a better explanation.

In the last game, their players deliberately framed Vardy, causing him to be injured and hospitalized, and he would not be able to return within a few months;

But now, the game has just started, and there are players who have suffered continuous heavy blows and followed in the footsteps of their teammates. If they continue to play, maybe something more terrifying will happen!

What can I do?

Although their professionalism required them to stay on the field, compared with Xiao Ming, everything seemed less important.

So next, a relatively weird scene appeared on the field. As long as Vardy is not in the core area of ​​Villa, there will be no Villa players among the few around him.

It's like being the source of a virus infection, being disliked and isolated, and everyone stays away.

Once upon a time, as the most threatening player in the Manchester United team, Vardy often suffered from opponents' key treatment, and the treatment was sometimes even inhuman.

If it's just elbowing you twice when no one is looking, or stroking your butt quietly, it's just a child's play.

You know, Vardy almost got an orgasm once...

Everyone wants to stay away from him like now, but it is unique, and Vardy is a little uncomfortable for a while!

But how could Vardy miss such a good opportunity, so Vardy began to drive straight in with the ball more recklessly.

The scene that can often be seen on the field is that there was no one around Vardy before, and when they reached the dangerous area, the Villa players reluctantly came to defend Vardy, and they were still pretending, as long as Vardy did it As soon as the shot is made, they jump up and turn around immediately.

It's better to be bored on the back than to be bored on the balls.

Vardy fell in love with this game completely. He pretended to shoot, flew up one, continued to move forward with the ball, pretended to shoot, and flew up another one. He did not encounter a decent defense until he reached the penalty area.

So much so that when Vardy shot the goal, he was still wondering whether the opponent had some conspiracy and tricks, which made his shot weak and weak, and was confiscated by the opponent's goalkeeper after being horrified.

Villa's head coach's eyeballs were about to pop out. If he didn't know what the players were afraid of, he would have thought that the players were playing match-fixing!

This is not the way, if it continues like this, Villa estimates that this game can be lost.

So Villa's head coach called several players to the sidelines to give them face-to-face instructions.

His idea is quite good. There are two defensive players who are inseparable from Vardy, so that Vardy has no chance to connect the ball, so Vardy has no threat.

Although the two players were a bit reluctant, but thinking about it, since Vardy didn't even have the ball, what accidents could they create? They wouldn't just use their feet to forget their balls and kick them, right?

After thinking about it, I finally had to do it.

Soon, Vardy was followed by two inseparable little tails, one in front of the other, and the three of them were quite shameful.

But the effect is really good. Under their marking, Vardy has no chance to connect the ball at all, and he is no longer the threat just now.

But, is Vardy so easy to compromise?

This time, Vardy took out a pair of magnetic pole strips, and stuck one on each of them.

The magnetic pole strip was opened by Valdi from the update gift package. Its function is actually very simple. One is positive and the other is negative.

In fact, Valdi wants to keep this good thing for himself to digest. When he meets the goddess, he puts one on his body, and one on the goddess, and the goddess throws herself into her arms.

But now in order to clean up Vera, Vardy took out all the things at the bottom of the box, and Vera should really be honored.

The effect of the system items was naturally irresistible. After the magnetic strip was attached to the body, the two began to attract and collide endlessly.

There was obviously a distance of one meter between the two, but when they swayed a little while walking, they stuck together;

As soon as Vardy started, the two also started one after the other, but the speed of activation was inconsistent, and they were directly built together;

Well, even if the two of them don't move, one of them may not stand still, and then they will play against each other!

It's really crazy!

The two felt extremely weird, but they didn't think much about it, and still blamed everything on the accident, and the lack of understanding between the two.

Of course, as we all know, if two magnets are very close, there is not much impact when they are attracted, but if they are far enough apart and have enough magnetic force, the collision may even produce the terrible power of Mars hitting the earth.

Vardy took a look and felt the time had come.

You can give them a hard time!

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