I am Vardy

Vardy crossed Lampard, and Ronaldo's pass was also stuffed at Vardy's feet in due course.

Vardy pushed the ball directly to Rooney on the front right without stopping the ball, and then continued to run forward.

Rooney also didn't stop the ball, and sent the ball to Ronaldo's feet on the wing, where Ronaldo had thrown off Ashley Cole and flew up.

Cristiano Ronaldo sprinted on the wing, Vardy and Rooney formed a double ghost attack in the middle, and the quick and concise small team cooperation directly penetrated Chelsea's midfield defense.

Three on three in the frontcourt!

Who can win?

Cristiano Ronaldo didn't try to be brave in the face of Carvalho's defense, because he knew how strong his teammates in the national team were. Even if he got rid of Carvalho, it would take a lot of effort.

So Ronaldo took advantage of the trend and sent the ball to the small penalty area, waiting for Vardy and Rooney to grab points!

Rooney was ahead, but with Terry blocking in front of him, there was no way to push directly, so he simply feinted and leaked the ball to Vardy behind him.

In fact, Vardy looked at Ferreira in front of him and was quite disturbed. This guy's defensive ability is indeed excellent, it is by no means ordinary, and he can't directly push and shoot!

What is a defensive full-back like Ferreira afraid of?

Vardy doesn't know either.

However, he knew that he had succeeded in teasing him with crotch piercing twice just now, that is to say, this guy was not without weaknesses.

Since I have worn the crotch twice, you must not mind if I wear you for the third time, right?

Vardy smiled,

Facing the incoming ball, I made a pushing motion, I don't believe you didn't take the bait!

Sure enough, Ferreira raised a leg in an attempt to block Vardy's shot. He didn't want to pin his last hope on Cech.

But Vardy changed his shot to tap the ball with his foot, and pulled it directly from the gap between Ferreira's legs, and then Vardy flew around Ferreira's side.

Crotch hat trick!

This unprecedented feat was actually accomplished by Vardy!

Immediately after a burst shot, the ball pierced through Chelsea's gate without any suspense.

When Ferreira found out that Vardy was not going to shoot but was going to pass through his crotch, he was in a bad mood and had no time to react. He watched the ball suffer the humiliation of his crotch, but the problem is, I feel even more ashamed!

In fact, Ferreira has a chance to hold Vardy when Vardy bypasses him, but this is a restricted area. If he does this, Vardy will definitely slip and fall to the ground. The penalty kick cannot be escaped. He will also be sent off.

So Ferreira gave up this idea, and then turned around desperately to watch Vardy break through his own gate. He was also pierced for the third time, completely becoming the background board of Vardy's goal, and then nailed to it. On the pillar of shame!

Presumably after this game is over, Vardy's performance will be made into a highlight, and every fan can see how embarrassed he is being played by Vardy's continuous crotch!

Just thinking about it makes me cry!

The stands were once again boiling like an earthquake. The fans embraced each other with the impulsiveness of the end of the world, tears welled up in their eyes, and the roars seemed to be unable to vent their emotions.

The moment Vardy scored the goal, he turned around and rushed towards where no one was.

I'm going to somersault this time, no one is stopping me, right?

Relying on strong explosive power and impact, Vardy ran a series of front flips after running 10 meters away.

one!

two!

three!

 …

eight!

nine!

 …

I can't turn it over anymore, I can count to 1o!

And if I turn over again, I will turn over to the stands!

I wanted to stand in a perfect posture, but at that moment, Vardy was a little dizzy, and felt that the symptoms were worse than when he had a mild concussion!

Wow, it must be the sequelae of a concussion!

 …

Seeing Vardy doing somersaults so desperately, the Manchester United players were a little dumbfounded. What is Vardy doing?

There must be somersaults in world football to celebrate goals, among which Klose is a typical representative.

But people usually turn over every time they score a goal, but Vardy is good, there is no end to turning over!

Don't want money!

Aren't you wasting energy for nothing!

After you do these ten somersaults, you are more tired than sprinting back and forth five times!

But the fans in the stands didn't care so much, they yelled and cheered for Vardy, this somersault was so powerful!

And the fans in front of the TV were even more excited.

"When Vardy first turned somersaults, I thought Vardy was finally going to celebrate his goal in a normal way, but I didn't expect that this guy turned upside down, and the normal celebration became abnormal!"

"Valdy's somersault, it is estimated that no one in world football will use this action to celebrate a goal in the future! Vardy turned over ten times. If you don't count this number, are you embarrassed?"

"Klose has fainted in the toilet, Vardy is ruining the classic!"

"I really thought this guy could go up to the stands, so the referee probably told him directly, you don't need to come down!"

 …

Vardy managed to regain his balance, smiled, and walked back to the field. This somersault was extremely enjoyable.

Well, the obsession is gone, if this game ends like this, Vardy will have no regrets!

After the game restarted, Chelsea had no choice but to put their lives on the line and start attacking with all their members. However, Manchester United also learned how to behave.

Mourinho is actually very aggrieved sometimes. Although he promoted the bus-positioning tactic, he is not only good at placing the bus.

And this is not the end, if Chelsea meets a team with a bus, he still has to think about how to break this tactic that he has promoted by himself, which is very sad.

What made him want to cry even more was that other people set up the bus without criticizing him at all. Instead, everyone blamed Mourinho for starting such a trend and making a bad start.

It's like Vardy, others are teasing, but in the end it's all on his head, this is a typical blame man!

The two can be regarded as having the same destiny!

Just thinking about it brings tears to my eyes!

If a wealthy team is determined to defend to the death, then even if the opponent is also a wealthy team, I am afraid there is nothing they can do. Anyway, Manchester United is leading now, and winning is more important than anything else.

At the last moment, Chelsea attacked like crazy, and their tactics became extremely simple. Pass from the side and grab points in the middle. It is normal to miss, and it is an accident to hit.

Obviously, today's luck belongs to Manchester United and Vardy!

In the end, Manchester United defeated the Blues 2:1 at Old Trafford, extended their point advantage to 6 points, and continued to lead the standings with a strong attitude.

This battle made the fans quite addicted. Although Chelsea lost, they suppressed Manchester United most of the time, but they were unlucky because they did not have Vardy in their team.

Although Manchester United suffered a wave of midfield injuries, they still defeated Chelsea at home. The old coach once again conquered England with his own command.

And Vardy, who scored two dollars in the game, did not take off his Chelsea nemesis hat, and once again kicked Chelsea into the abyss with his own strength.

Especially playing Ferreira through the crotch three times in a row is simply a classic on the green field.

Originally everyone thought that Ferreira was the top defensive full-back in world football, but today it seems that this water is too much!

Of course, Vardy's series of somersaults after the game undoubtedly became the focus of discussion among fans, and the wave of somersaults caused by this can be seen everywhere.

There are lively and active boys doing somersaults like Vardy, and there are even girls who join in. It seems that the whole world has been occupied by somersault parties. Those who can’t do somersaults are heretics and will be burned at the stake. .

However, not everyone can complete somersaults completely, so what can be seen everywhere is that this one kowtowed his head, that one touched his leg, so that for a while, the hospital admitted a large number of trauma patients...

After the war, all eyes were attracted by the final selection of the European Ballon d'Or, as if the noisy battlefield suddenly became a competition for personal honor.

On November 27, "French Football" will announce the new winner of the European Ballon d'Or.

In fact, before the battle with Chelsea, Vardy knew that this time he was out of play!

According to the usual practice, one week before the final awards, "French Football" will send a cameraman to the location of the final winners to shoot the magazine cover.

Since no one came to find me, then I must have missed the European Golden Globe Award, the fact is obvious!

It is impossible to say that you will not be disappointed. Even the most open-minded person may not be able to face frustration calmly.

A breakdown of Vardy's personal achievements last season:

Scored 28 goals in the English League and won the English League Golden Boot;

Scored 13 goals in the Champions League, leading Manchester United to the top of Europe, and the Champions League Golden Boot was also won by Vardy;

Scored 8 goals in the World Cup, tying Ronaldo's miracle in one fell swoop;

With the three golden boots in his body, Vardy is already extremely dazzling.

But in this era, the selection of the two major footballers pays more attention to the honor of the team, and today is the year of the World Cup, and the players in the World Cup occupy the biggest position.

After Italy suffered a major blow from Calciopoli in Serie A, they were able to overcome all difficulties and finally win the World Cup. Such an inspirational experience is definitely the most in line with the true meaning of football.

Cannavaro's performance is certainly outstanding, but you must know that in the selection of individual awards, compared with strikers and offensive midfielders, defenders suffer very much.

If Italy hadn't had the near-devastating disaster of Calciopoli this summer, I'm afraid Cannavaro wouldn't have won the award either.

In his previous life, Cannavaro defeated Ronaldinho, who was in his prime and almost at his peak, and won the double title of Mr. Footballer. You know, this season, Ronaldinho led Barcelona to two important championships in La Liga and the Champions League.

Therefore, the weight of the World Cup, coupled with the influence of Call Gate, is the fundamental reason why Cannavaro won the crown.

In this life, although Vardy's overall feeling is better than Ronaldinho, he led Manchester United to the Champions League. Although Ying failed to win the championship, the three Golden Boot honors are combined, and his personal performance is better than Ronaldinho.

But in the face of influence and political considerations, it is still impossible for Vardy to defeat Cannavaro.

Rather than saying that the title of Mr. Footballer is given to Cannavaro, it is better to say that it is a commendation and encouragement to the entire Italian football. I hope that Italian football will not recover from it.

It is absolutely impossible to say that there is no regret, but the reality is that Vardy can only accept this result with a smile.

It doesn't matter, come back next year!

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