I am Vardy

The moment he was hit, Vardy was a little confused, completely unbelievable.

I'm at the stadium, can I still be attacked by terrorists?

His head is a little dizzy, and his body hurts a little, but this doesn't stop him from thinking wildly?

Al Qaeda Human Bomb?

Or is it simply that the fan threw something at himself because he was upset?

But even so, he shouldn't be able to throw himself in the middle of the court!

And such a big thing, how did they throw it down?

Under the incredible exclamation of the audience, Vardy finally came back to his senses, and after a closer look, Vardy almost lost his breath.

Did I not read the almanac when I went out today?

Do you want to be so unlucky?

Could it be that his teasing has reached the point where both humans and gods are indignant?

Why even the billboards have to make life difficult for me.

Looking at the big billboard on the ground, Vardy already fully understood what happened just now.

The sudden strong wind blew up the billboards that were not firmly fixed on the sidelines, and blew them to the center of the field. I was on the flight path of the billboards, and then... there was no more .

At that moment, Vardy really felt very sad.

I am afraid that in the history of world football,

Are you the first player to be knocked down by a billboard?

Is this considered a work-related injury? Will the insurance reimburse me?

Vardy is still in disbelief, and the reactions of others are even more unbelievable.

The Manchester United players hurried over to check the situation to see if Vardy was really injured. At the same time, they were full of sympathy (xing) compassion (zai) pity (1e) pity (huo) for Vardy. Yes, there is no one left.

The fans in the stands laughed until their stomachs cramped. Even if Copenhagen lost to Manchester United in this game, it might be worth the fare to see such an incredible scene.

Ferguson held his chest and had a little difficulty breathing. Coaching is a high-risk profession. Although he thought it was okay before, since coaching Vardy, Ferguson felt that he had to retire at least two years earlier.

The fans in front of the TV were laughing without image. Maybe they squatted in front of the TV not just to watch the game, but also to watch Vardy's various teases and accidents.

"I was surprised by the strong wind. The billboards can even blow up. How powerful is Vardy's funny halo?"

"Valdy has worn billboards a few times before, this time it's good, he was turned back!"

"Billboard: Don't let anyone stop me from taking revenge!"

"I just want to know if Copenhagen will ask Vardy to reimburse the money for repairing the billboard!"

 …

The game has been suspended, and the stadium staff hurried into the venue to clean up the billboards. They cannot shirk their responsibility for such an accident.

Vardy was still lying on the ground thinking about life. He couldn't figure out who he had provoked, and why he was so unlucky.

The team doctor came in and checked Vardy. Although there was nothing serious, he was hit with a big bag on his head, which was really unsightly.

Anyway, there was no suspense in the game, Ferguson replaced Vardy and asked him to continue receiving treatment in the locker room.

For the rest of the game, everyone was in a daze, and their minds were not on the game, but it was not until the referee blew the whistle for the end of the game that Ronaldo felt something was wrong!

I crack!

I just said that I seem to have forgotten something!

How I lost!

That's right, under a series of accidents, Ronaldo forgot about the scoring match between the tridents. There is no doubt that he is the loser now.

Vardy has one goal and one assist, which counts as two points;

Rooney scored two goals, also two points;

And Ronaldo has only one assist and only one point.

When thinking of the result, Ronaldo was about to cry. He couldn't imagine how Vardy and Rooney would torture him.

 …

In the post-match press conference, the game itself was not too important. After the two coaches made a few casual remarks about the game itself, the reporters focused all their attention on the unexpected explosive points that happened during the game.

For Ferguson, this kind of thing has already become a relaxed routine without any accidents, but for the assistant coach in Copenhagen, it is simply suffering!

"Our head coach is still undergoing further examinations in the hospital, but judging from the news sent back so far, there should be no serious problems!"

"It was an accident, and no one should be blamed. Who would have thought that the ball would fly out behind the two players and hit our coach in the face!"

"There was also a sudden strong wind blowing in the stadium. In fact, I couldn't understand how there was a strong wind blowing in a stadium that was closed on all sides, and it even blew up the billboards. What's even more incredible is that the billboards hit Manchester United. Player Vardy."

"For this matter, our Copenhagen club expresses deep apologies to Vardy. Whether it is due to the weather or our management negligence, such an accident is our responsibility."

 …

With so many accidents in a game, everyone is going to be drunk, even Vardy himself, after flying back to Manchester, did not recover in a short time.

He thought it was the system's fault, otherwise how could such an incredible thing happen?

The stadium is closed on all sides, no matter how you look at it, it is impossible to be windy in the stadium, and it is still strong enough to blow the billboards.

Although I don't read much, don't lie to me!

Do you think it is a demon wind?

When watching Journey to the West, whenever monsters are about to appear or act, they always start with a weird strong wind. Could it be that monsters appear in the stadium during the game?

Anyway, if there is nothing tricky, Vardy will never believe it.

But no matter how severe the torture, the system just doesn't admit it, and Vardy can't do anything about it.

Well, this matter is over, don't mention Vardy's sad things again!

After three consecutive victories in the Champions League group stage, Manchester United has firmly grasped the initiative in their hands. Although everyone has long expected that Manchester United will not be surprised, it is as easy as it is now, but it is still a big surprise.

But thinking of the outstanding performance of the Manchester United Trident, it seems logical that there is no more popular offensive combination than the Manchester United Trident in the entire European football.

Even though the fans are touting Vardy's performance every day, they still enjoy it, which is about to become a phenomenon.

Someone found that Vardy has scored goals in every game he has participated in this season, without missing a single one.

11 goals in 8 British games, 3 goals in 3 Champions League games, every goal is crucial to Manchester United, did Manchester United lose without watching the league game where Vardy was suspended?

Without Vardy, Manchester United's current goals are at least average. The scoring ability of substitute striker Saha alone cannot make up for the loopholes in Manchester United's offense.

Manchester United owns Vardy, which really makes other giants envy and hate. This feeling of bitterness has been around for a long time.

If the market price is used to measure Vardy's worth, then there is no 5000 pounds, and you are embarrassed to make an offer with Manchester United.

And can Manchester United sell Vardy for 5000 pounds?

Have you never seen money when Manchester United?

Even though all members of the Glazer family are vampires, they also know the principle of living with rare goods, and the Jews are the best at business.

In terms of value alone, Manchester United is equivalent to picking up more than 5,000 pounds for nothing. Is there a more profitable business than this?

What is the price for Manchester United?

A little signing fee, and a not-so-high salary, even if Raiola is negotiating with Manchester United now, the new contract will not be a sky-high price. After all, the market is not as chaotic as it was later.

And what did Vardy bring to Manchester United?

Among other things, in the Champions League last season, without Vardy, Manchester United would not even be able to break through the group stage.

There used to be many giants who had the opportunity to sign Vardy, but for various reasons, they did not dare to gamble. Now, their intestines are full of regret.

Recently, Mourinho has complained more than once. The player he wants most is Vardy, but Abramovich gave him Shevchenko. In terms of ability, there is still a big gap with Vardy, not to mention that Shevchenko has not yet adapted to English.

It’s true that Vardy is funny, but being funny is just an appearance. If you reject Vardy because of being funny, then you are equivalent to pushing goals and victories away.

 …

On the training ground, Vardy and Rooney squatted in the corner and muttered, and there was cheap laughter from time to time, and they looked at Ronaldo with gloating eyes.

C Luo was far away from the two of them, but he still felt his hairs stand on end, and he knew that those two bastards would never let him go.

The goal game was lost, even though Ronaldo begged for mercy in every possible way, it failed to make Vardy and Rooney give up this condition.

There is no way, I can only accept the bet, Ronaldo wants to complete one thing that Vardy and Rooney have appointed respectively!

You have to know that sudden death is not terrible, it will pass as soon as you close your eyes. What is terrible is that you know that death is coming, but you can only wait for the arrival of death quietly. This kind of despair will make people collapse and suffer until pole.

Now Ronaldo seems to be a terminally ill patient who is suffering every minute and every second, waiting for death. Vardy and Rooney told him clearly that this matter is owed in advance, and when the two of them think about it, when will Ronaldo to do.

So, Ronaldo lived in fear all day long, thinking about how the two of them would torture him, and his whole body was about to collapse.

In fact, Vardy didn't expect that the power would be so powerful. It wasn't that he wanted to torture Ronaldo deliberately, but that he already wanted to let Ronaldo do something in the future.

In December, Manchester United will go to Japan to participate in the Club World Cup. I will prepare early and let Ronaldo complete a very scary thing. This is Vardy's plan.

Of course, now that Ronaldo is in constant panic and suffering from mental torture, Vardy thinks it's pretty good.

Those who are more handsome than me are criminals, so you can accept the trial slowly!

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