I am Vardy

"It's so shameless, Vardy pretends to be a fan and applauds his goal!"

"The old Manchester United fans imitated by Vardy must have black lines all over their heads. Are my movements so ugly?"

"After scoring a goal, Vardy took off his clothes first, then posed under the stands, and finally ran to the stands to applaud himself. For a goal, Vardy actually played three ways to celebrate. Do you think you are a three-in-one bully? "

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Watching Vardy applaud himself shamelessly in the stands, the fans in front of the TV were going crazy with joy.

After playing enough, Vardy hugged the old man next to him, and gave his jersey as a gift to the old Red Devil. At the same time, he didn't forget to hug the young man who was picked up by him just now, and then walked away with a smile Get off the stands and return to the arena.

But at this happy time, an accident happened suddenly.

As soon as he entered the field, the referee walked up to Vardy, and under Vardy's bewildered expression, he showed Vardy a yellow card, then took out a red card from behind his buttocks, and held it up to Vardy.

Red card end!

Vardy OUT!

The atmosphere in the stands was stagnant for a moment, and then there was an extremely terrifying booing, and countless fans yelled at the referee.

Vardy is really dumbfounded, why did you give me a red card?

FIFA has already changed the rules. It is allowed to take off the jersey to celebrate after scoring a goal. I don’t have any reactionary slogans written on me. Why do you give me a penalty?

Or are you giving me a yellow card because I ran into the stands?

There is no FA rule that does not allow players to stand in the stands!

Are you taking money again?

Vardy rushed to the referee angrily and asked ferociously.

The referee looked righteous in the face of the impulsive Vardy.

"You did something to the fans just now, I can see clearly."

I did something to the fans?

If lifting that young fan from his seat counts as hands-on,

It seems to be true.

But it's not a fight at all, it's a joke at best.

That young man is the grandson of the old Red Devil, and he accompanied his grandfather to watch the game. He didn't feel that he was fighting him, and the two of them hugged at the end, didn't you see?

No matter how Vardy explained, the referee was unmoved and determined to send Vardy off the field.

All the fans were yelling at the referee. If boos could kill people, the referee would have already been smashed to pieces.

The result could not be changed, and Vardy walked off the court very unhappy, looking at the referee with hatred.

I have already scored two goals in the game, and I was thinking about performing a hat-trick against Arsenal, but the referee ruined it!

The teammates came over to comfort Vardy, but they did not expect that the referee would use such a reason to send Vardy off the field.

When he walked to the sidelines, looking at Ferguson with a dark complexion, Vardy couldn't help but shivered.

I seem to have gotten into trouble.

Although I felt that I was wronged, it was just to celebrate the goal, but I was sent off by the referee.

But the final result is that in the remaining time, Manchester United can only play more with less. If Manchester United is really equalized or even loses the game because of this, then Vardy is definitely the biggest sinner.

How will Ferguson punish himself?

The old man's hair dryer is powerful, if he is sprayed for half an hour, he will lose a layer of skin!

Walking over anxiously, like a child who has made a mistake, he dare not look up at his parents and teachers.

But what surprised Vardy was that Ferguson didn't seem to get angry.

"Go take a shower and wait in the locker room to celebrate the victory together!"

Vardy looked up in surprise, but what he saw was Ferguson's ugly smile.

In fact, Ferguson really wanted to scold Vardy, but after thinking about it, Ferguson gave up the idea.

In any case, Manchester United is still two goals ahead of Arsenal. These two goals were scored by Vardy, and Vardy contributed a lot on the defensive end in the first half. Without Vardy, Manchester United Now the home court may fall behind.

Although because of Vardy's teasing, Manchester United must play one less player next, but with full defense, Manchester United may not necessarily be equalized, and Arsenal is actually not that terrible.

Therefore, Ferguson feels that there is no need for him to be too harsh on Vardy.

Vardy was amnesty, and watched the game nervously in the locker room after taking a shower. He really didn't want Manchester United to lose the game because of his red card.

For the remaining half an hour, all Manchester United retreated to defend, and Ferguson made personnel adjustments on the spot, leaving only defensive players on the field.

Although Arsenal's offensive was more powerful, Wenger also replaced Adebayor with a three-forward tactic, and even Henry scored a goal in the 80th minute to recover a point, but until the end of the game, Arsenal failed to succeed. equalizer.

In the end, Manchester United, who played more with less, maintained the victory until the end, taking all three points at home.

However, the focus after the game was not on the result of the game itself, but on Vardy's outstanding performance and his red card departure.

Vardy performed well in the strong dialogue between Manchester United and Arsenal, scoring two goals and helping Manchester United to victory. It seems that this has become a consistent way for Manchester United to win.

With two goals in this game, Vardy led the scorer list with a high profile of nine goals in five games, and no one in European football dared to take the lead.

If this kind of scoring efficiency is maintained, it may not take half a season for Vardy to lock the Golden Boot!

Simply terrible!

Henry's efficiency is as good as ever, but after five games, didn't he only score four goals!

A gap of more than double is enough to make the proud Henry feel desperate!

And what Vardy showed on the court in this game is even more amazing.

In the past, Vardy was just a fast-running counter-attack forward. Although he gradually mastered other skills, he was always like an idiot in terms of grabbing points.

But today, Vardy showed an extremely keen sense of smell in front of the goal and opened the scoring for Manchester United with a beautiful goal.

Vardy used to be very scary, but once he has an excellent ability to grab points, which line of defense in world football can completely block Vardy?

I'm afraid no one will refute the title of the world's number one striker on Vardy's head now, right?

Ronaldo's figure is becoming more and more round, and his scoring ability is gradually deteriorating with age;

Shevchenko has not adapted to the style of the Premier League after coming to the Premier League, and even in Serie A, the scoring efficiency of Ukrainian nuclear warheads is not as good as Vardy;

Although Henry's scoring efficiency is as good as ever, he was firmly suppressed by Vardy in the Premier League. The Golden Boot was challenged by Vardy in the first season, and he was directly snatched away by Vardy last season. more hopeless;

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Vardy, who won the three golden boots last season, has already surpassed the scoring this season, and no one can stop him anymore!

Of course, for the media who are accustomed to touting Vardy, this seems to have become a daily routine. It is not worth making a fuss at all after exclaiming every day and then giving out all kinds of compliments. Really big news too!

What has attracted more attention is obviously Vardy's red card. The controversy is so great that public opinion is about to explode.

Vardy's first yellow card in the first half was actually not too controversial, but whether to give it or not was completely at the discretion of the referee. In addition to Vardy's frequent big moves before, no one could fault the referee for giving a yellow card fault.

But the second yellow card made Manchester United fans very dissatisfied.

It’s okay to take off your clothes to celebrate a goal, it’s okay to go to the stands, and it’s not a problem to pretend to be fans applauding yourself. This is not the reason for Vardy to win the card.

You actually said that Vardy made a move on the fans, and then gave Vardy a yellow card?

This is too damn nonsense!

If Manchester United played very shit and lost completely, then Manchester United fans might yell at Vardy, so the young and energetic Vardy couldn't help but wrestle with the fans, which seems more logical.

But Manchester United leads Arsenal at home, Vardy scored twice, and is celebrating the goal, Manchester United fans are so excited that they are about to go to heaven.

How can they have a reason to do it?

That's right, Vardy pulled the young man next to the old Red Devil, but this action is more like a joke, okay?

Even the fans didn't say they didn't want it, what kind of garlic do you pretend to be?

Vardy is a troublesome character, how can he be Vardy if he is not crazy!

This yellow card is simply more wronged than Dou E!

The referees in the Premier League are notoriously blind, but it’s okay for you to be blind, but why are you still brainless?

Countless fans criticized and scolded the referee, and even the referee committee was a little afraid to speak out.

The spokesperson of the FA was also overwhelmed. Facing the pressure of public opinion, he had to hold a press conference to express his position.

"Players are not allowed to run into the stands during the game, which can easily cause safety problems!"

This explanation doesn't matter, the public opinion is even more explosive!

What have you been up to?

There were no regulations before, but now they come here to talk about safety issues, what an afterthought?

Even the fan who was pulled up by Vardy was interviewed with his grandfather and publicly expressed his support for Vardy.

However, the FA just means that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, and rejected Manchester United's appeal, and Vardy's red card is still in effect.

There's no way, when a person is shameless, you can't make him feel remorse.

There is no way for Manchester United to be too tough with the FA. After all, it has offended this behemoth, and if they wear small shoes for Manchester United later, it will be quite unfavorable for Manchester United to win the championship.

Moreover, Manchester United itself is often taken care of by the FA in various aspects, and some things cannot be put on the table at all.

So this thing is over.

Vardy will be suspended for one game due to the red card.

Fortunately, the opponent in the next game is Reading, who is not too strong, and Manchester United has a great hope of winning.

It's just that Vardy is a little bit about to cry. The task I worked so hard to complete in the last game was to unblock the game against Reading, but I didn't expect that the unblocking task was completed, and I was actually suspended …