I am Vardy

Vardy knew that the system would not let him take advantage of the loopholes so easily, but fortunately he had second-hand preparations.

Manchester United, who had already taken the lead in the first half, slowed down the pace, controlled the game, and tried not to give Tottenham a chance to counterattack, so the first half ended like this!

The Manchester United players walked back to the locker room talking and laughing, waiting for Ferguson's instructions for the second half, but no matter what, the chances of winning this game are already quite high.

Ferguson talked eloquently for a long time, such as paying attention to controlling the rhythm and intensifying the midfield press, but even Ferguson himself believed that Manchester United should win.

"Jamie, I will give you 25 minutes of performance time in the second half, and then I will replace you!"

In the first round of the Champions League group stage in the next game, Ferguson wants to stay strong for the Champions League game.

But after finishing speaking, Vardy didn't agree for a long time, and Ferguson couldn't help being a little angry.

You're not happy when I replace you, are you being petty?

But Ferguson looked around, but he didn't see Vardy, he just stared at a group of Manchester United players.

Where did Vardy go?

Such doubts could not help flashing through everyone's mind.

Lost?

Or lost at Old Trafford?

Speaking of which, Vardy seemed to have had the embarrassing experience of being left behind by the bus in the away game. Wouldn't this be a replica?

But this is Old Trafford,

How could Vardy get lost?

Not to mention Ferguson, even the Manchester United players were a little dumbfounded, and couldn't help muttering, Vardy won't do something again, right?

In fact, they were overthinking it!

Vardy didn't go into the dressing room with them at all just now, but stayed on the bench.

He had expected that the system would not be so easy to fight, so he simply prepared two plans.

The first type of human bowling has been proven not to count after performing on the court, so Vardy can only resort to the last big move. If this is not enough, then he will have to have a good theory with the system theory.

Taking out a black plastic bag from the corner of the bench, Vardy opened the bag and walked to the open space in front of the bench.

At this time, the TV broadcast was broadcasting commercials, so the fans in front of the TV could not see Vardy's actions.

But the fans in the stands at Old Trafford saw it clearly. What is Vardy doing?

Vardy opened the bag three times and twice, and took out a set of things inside under everyone's attention.

The camera at the scene immediately captured the footage and presented it on the big screen in the stadium, only then did the fans see it clearly.

what is this?

Children's bowling balls in a toy store?

I saw Vardy open the package, arrange the pins in the shape of a regular bowling ball, then turn around and walk back with the ball, walking more than ten steps before stopping.

The fans watched this scene dumbfounded, really not knowing what Vardy was going to do.

It looks like you're going to play kid's bowling like a kid, but isn't that too funny?

During the game, after Vardy scored a goal, he took his teammates to play bowling once, and it was still a human body bowling, which was very intentional.

This is a new masterpiece in Vardy's celebration of goals series. It is foreseeable that it will be made into a video collection and played countless times.

But what do you mean by putting the toy here now?

Didn't play enough on the court, continue to play off the court?

It feels as if a top F1 driver has just galloped on the track to win the championship, but after he gets off the field, he sits on the baby car again, driving with a happy face.

Vardy doesn't care what the fans think, anyway, he has already been trained by the system to be extremely thick-skinned. This matter is really childish!

Putting up the pose in a showy way, Vardy threw the ball out under the watchful eyes of the crowd, as if he was really in a bowling arena.

Come on, all hits!

But in the next second, Vardy immediately had a constipated expression on his face, and amidst the laughter of the fans in the audience, he was embarrassed to death.

At such a short distance, Vardy missed the throw and missed a single ball!

This... mistake, mistake, I just slipped my hand.

Scratching his head, Vardy walked over to pick up the ball very depressed, and returned to the original place, ready to do it again.

Although the system prompts that the task has been completed, Valdy feels that it would be too embarrassing if the game ends here!

My first name!

Even if he doesn't know how to play regular bowling balls, if he can't handle this kind of children's toys, he might as well find a piece of tofu and kill him.

Putting on the pose, Vardy has a much more serious expression on his face this time.

go you!

Vardy's eyes changed from extremely hopeful to extremely disappointed. With another laugh from the fans, Vardy was about to cry but had no tears.

Why is this so difficult?

Come again!

Come again!

Come again!

Vardy challenged his patience again and again, but the veins on his forehead became more and more obvious with the embarrassing results again and again.

Vardy has already been able to throw the ball and hit the pins, and even lost a pin once, but Vardy is after a full hit!

"I take my words back, he's not a bowler who got put off by football, if he did go bowling, he'd probably be starving by now!"

"Obviously Vardy's feet are more flexible than his hands. It is conceivable that Vardy must eat with his feet when he is at home!"

"Look at this technique, it's not as good as my grandson!"

"Valdy doesn't need to play in the second half, just play bowling here, I swear, I will definitely not watch the game, just watch Vardy bowling, it's so interesting!"

Just when Vardy was dying of embarrassment, the Manchester United players walked out of the dressing room.

They knew that if Vardy didn't go back to the locker room, he must have gone to trouble, but they didn't expect that they saw such a funny scene.

Playing children's bowling on the side of the field, you can figure it out.

Ferguson covered his face, he really didn't want to say that he knew Vardy. Whenever Vardy committed a second offense, he hoped that the time would go back to the moment when he brought Vardy to Manchester United. If he could choose again, he would not want Vardy. di.

Of course, there must be normal people in the Manchester United team. Their expressions are similar to those of Ferguson, but don’t forget that in more than one season, Vardy is enough to turn many normal people into second-hand people, not to mention Manchester United. second hand...

"You idiot, get out of the way, watch me give you a full hit!" Rooney rushed over with great interest and snatched the ball from Vardy's hand.

But before Rooney finished his shape, Ronaldo stood in front of Rooney.

"I'll come first. I'm an amateur bowler. I'm almost ready to play professionally. Let me show you the correct way to play!"

Ronaldo and Rooney just started fighting each other, but don't forget, the snipe and the clam fight each other for the fisherman's benefit. When neither of them noticed the ball fell to the ground, Ferdinand had already picked up the ball. Let's play first.

The Manchester United fans in the stands were about to laugh like crazy. Looking at these bastards below was more interesting than watching a comedy. Every time Manchester United played, they could laugh from ear to ear.

Facts have proved that it is not that Vardy's skills are not good, but that the turf has affected his performance. At least Ferdinand's performance is no better than him!

At this moment, suddenly a small fan was carried by his father and put down the stands, walked into the field, and ran to the Manchester United bench.

Picking up the bowling ball, under the watchful eyes of the fans, he walked to the position where Vardy, Ferdinand and others started throwing the ball just now. He turned his head and shrugged at Vardy and others, as if to say: Let me show you.

Then, with an extremely standard posture, he threw the ball on the ground, the ball rolled high, and went straight to the standing pins.

Gulu... bang... bang...

all hit!

The little boy spread out his palms, as if he was celebrating his victory, and his complacent expression surpassed that of Valdisau.

The Manchester United fans couldn't help cheering and laughing from their hearts, which was so interesting.

Make you funny, let you make mistakes!

This time is good, let's be taught to be a man by a child!

Vardy and Ferdinand were embarrassed, but they were just joking, and it didn't matter whether they were ashamed or not.

The two looked at each other, nodded at the same time, turned around, and lay down directly on the ground to pay homage to the child.

It just so happened that at this time the TV broadcast camera switched to the venue, and this scene was recorded directly.

The narrator was completely dumbfounded, without the context, he didn't understand what it meant.

How did Vardy and Ferdinand worship a little boy, is this little boy an incarnation of God?

The fans in front of the TV were even more confused, what did these two guys commit this time?

Enough of the trouble, Vardy got up and picked up the little boy, walked to the sidelines, and wanted to hand the little boy to his father.

"Your bowling is so good, I will definitely ask you for advice when I have time!" Vardy whispered to the little boy in his arms as he walked, obviously, he was trying to make the boy happy.

But the little boy's answer almost caused Vardy to drop a shit.

"No, I want to go to kindergarten, I don't have time, and I don't want to teach you such a stupid person!" The little boy thought for a while, and then said seriously.

Vardy wants to cry but has no tears, this brat!

After handing the little boy to his father, Vardy thought about it, took off his jersey and put it on the little boy, hoping it would make him happier.

Back on the bench, Vardy put on another spare jersey and prepared to play the game. The task has been completed, Vardy feels relaxed, and can kill in the second half!

And just when the Manchester United players walked onto the pitch one after another, they suddenly discovered that the two idiots Rooney and Ronaldo were still arguing in front of the bench.

"I told you that you are a top amateur player. I will demonstrate first. You just need to learn a little bit!"

"No, I'll play first, I never played with this kind of toy when I was young!"

"I haven't played it before, and I want to play it too!"

"Then you have to line up too, understand?"

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Everyone has black lines on their faces, defeated by these two bastards!

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