I am Vardy

FIFA's statement should have put an end to this undressing celebration. After all, as the most authoritative organization in world football, no one can defy their will.

Their subtext is to warn Vardy, be honest, don't do anything, or you will be dealt with!

This time it's Vardy's turn to be upset, you are used to being uncles, aren't you?

It was domineering enough not to be allowed to take off your clothes to celebrate a goal, but now I am still getting a yellow card for taking advantage of some loopholes.

I just want to ask-

Shameless?

Who is offended by stripping to celebrate?

This is probably a question that is difficult for anyone to answer.

The earliest "ban" was in the 1990s. The reason at that time sounded very high-sounding: players showing their bodies on the court disrespected opponents and spectators.

But this statement is not convincing enough. Some people even think that this move by FIFA is killing the beauty of football.

The huge protests finally made Fifa compromise. In 2001, due to external pressure, Fifa allowed players to bare their upper bodies to "naturally express the joy and excitement of scoring goals", but only prohibited players from displaying slogans or personal information on their underwear.

But the good times didn't last long. After Blatter was elected as the new president of fifa, this man with a strong desire to control changed the rules again. He once again prohibited players from taking off their clothes to celebrate. Players who violated this rule will automatically receive a ticket during the game. yellow card.

This is Blatter's overbearing and strong!

What disrespect to opponents and spectators,

What is political considerations, what else affects the pace of the game

In Vardy's view, these reasons given by FIFA are all nonsense.

What FIFA really cares about is the little profit!

As we all know, any brand that wants to become a FIFA sponsor and appear in the World Cup, European Cup and other competitions needs to pay a high price, which accounts for a large part of FIFA's revenue than sponsorship fees.

But if the players take off their clothes on the court to reveal the advertisements on their underwear, the brand can attract a lot of attention with only a small amount of money. Naturally, FIFA cannot tolerate this kind of loophole behavior that harms its own interests.

In the final analysis, it is still the interests that come first.

It is estimated that FIFA was too poor at that time!

In that era, even if it held the World Cup, FIFA would not have much money left. It is not like now, where hundreds of millions of dollars are easily pocketed.

Regardless of the reason, Vardy is very upset anyway, and FIFA has offended Vardy.

If you make me unhappy, then I will definitely not make you feel better.

So after returning to Manchester, Vardy directly approached Raiola for a long time.

Then the next day, something happened that shocked the football world.

The FIFA headquarters received a letter from a lawyer requesting that FIFA lift the rule that it is not allowed to take off the jersey to celebrate a goal, otherwise it will file a lawsuit and take FIFA to court.

The signature of the lawyer's letter is an ordinary Manchester United fan. He stated that he wants to fight against the dictatorship of FIFA and restore the world football.

"We are willing to watch the players take off their clothes and celebrate the goal, can you control it?"

Naturally, FIFA didn't take this seriously. The various threats FIFA received every day went away. If they took it seriously, then FIFA wouldn't have to do anything serious.

Not surprisingly, the incident was disclosed by the media, and everyone followed the principle of watching the excitement, watching the development of the situation enthusiastically, and even listened to it as a joke.

Unexpectedly, this fan actually sued FIFA to the Swiss Ministry of Justice, which made things worse.

No one thought that this threat was not a child's play, but a real desire to cause trouble.

As the leader of world football, FIFA has long been used to being a lord, and the image of a dictator is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. This time, finally someone is defying the power and openly challenged the authority of FIFA, and countless people applauded for it.

The senior officials of FIFA feel as uncomfortable as if they have eaten the poop of flies. This feeling of being challenged to their authority really makes them uncomfortable.

But there is no way, the subpoenas from the court have all come down, and it is impossible not to go to court!

Maybe they can be domineering in world football, but outside of this door, their identities will be useless, and they will not be able to change the nature of their defendants at all.

Countless people waited to see the FIFA joke, and this time there were hardly many people standing beside them.

That's right, the fan who sued FIFA was found by Raiola. The whole thing was also planned by Vardy and Raiola. He just can't understand FIFA's boss and their second child. look.

Vardy just wants the arrogant FIFA to burn out.

Of course, Vardy will definitely not come out on his own. Even if he is unhappy with FIFA, he can't tear his face face to face. You must know that the future world footballers will basically be manipulated by them!

No matter how well you behave, it is useless. The reason lies with others, and they have the final right of interpretation.

Even if you win the hearts of the fans and you see that you have the chance to win, they still have the trick to change the votes!

Anyway, if people don't like you, don't think about winning prizes!

The so-called FIFA owes a certain Ballon d'Or, that's how it came about!

Let Blatter jump first, and make trouble for them secretly, anyway, they will be cleaned up in the end!

It will take some time for the trial to start, and Vardy doesn't care whether FIFA is one of the top two. He left Manchester United and went to the national team to participate in a new training camp!

This time it is not just a training camp, during which there are two qualifiers for Euro 2008, against Andorra and Macedonia.

In fact, there is not much suspense in these two games. No one would think that these two teams can pose too much threat to the Three Lions. The reason why this training session is so important is actually because this is England's new coach McLaren's first official appearance.

It is quite helpless to say that, long before the World Cup, England had already confirmed that McLaren would take over Eriksson's position as the new coach of the Three Lions, leading the new England to the European Cup qualifiers.

Perhaps in the eyes of others, McLaren may not be a super famous coach, but the famous coaches who are more suitable for England than him are basically famous and beautiful. There is no way, I can only pull out the big one from the box, and finally pick out a McLaren .

Others don't know, but Vardy knows it all too well. This mediocre coach actually brought England to the point where they couldn't even qualify for the European Cup. It is really shocking that the star-studded Three Lions missed the 2008 European Cup.

This is the tragedy of the reborn, Vardy is impossible to preach the theory that "McLaren is not suitable for England, he will bring England into the abyss", because no one will predict the future, and no one will believe him .

What to do, he is also very helpless!

Vardy is already very pessimistic about the future of this England national team.

Even though he has a system, Vardy is still a human being, not a god. It is impossible for him to lead England like a headless fly alone.

Perhaps in essence, McLaren is worse than Eriksson!

There are some things that he can't decide, so he can only accept it, let's take it one step at a time!

The only hope is that the FA can wake up and change the coach when the England national team's qualifiers are unfavorable. Otherwise, even if England successfully breaks through the qualifiers because of itself, it will be a tragedy when it comes to the European Cup.

For the first assembly, McLaren didn't choose too many new faces, and he was not fully familiar with the old international players, so how could he inspect newcomers.

However, Crouch, who performed poorly in the World Cup, was kicked out of the national team and replaced by young striker Jermain Defoe.

This adjustment also made England's striker configuration awkward.

Vardy, Owen, and Defoe are all speed forwards, Rooney is an all-around striker, so how the England striker combination changes is two combinations——

A speed forward partner Rooney, or simply get on two fast horses!

No change!

Big fish like Andorra and Macedonia naturally have no way to make effective restrictions. They can be replaced by real giants, as long as they deal with these two combinations.

From this, it can be seen that McLaren's belly may really be full of grass.

But the complaints are the complaints, these things are not something Vardy can change, so he should play his own ball honestly!

However, as soon as he entered the national team assembly, something embarrassing for Vardy came.

During the previous World Cup, Vardy persuaded the Three Lions internationals to take photos together to raise money to help sick children.

It's just because England was out of the World Cup, and the players were not in the mood to take photos, so it has been delayed until now.

This time, the two opponents are both fat, and the players feel that they are here on vacation during the intensive league, so they can naturally play freely.

In other words, some people have long been unable to control their overflowing girlishness and exhibitionism!

"Let the photographer come quickly, my clothes are ready!" Ferdinand said to Vardy.

Although Rooney and others didn't speak, the expectation in their eyes made Vardy overwhelmed.

What kind of teammates are you?

But when he thought that the income from the photobook would be donated to his foundation, Vardy was relieved!

You can die however you want, right?

However, here comes the problem again!

Ferdinand asked Vardy to wear women's clothes with him. After all, this is a fundraiser for Vardy's foundation, so Ferdinand can't sacrifice himself!

And Rooney and others asked Vardy to take nude photos with them for the same reason!

Our women's clothing, nude photography, you take normal photos yourself?

Do you mind?

Vardy is really about to cry, it's clear that you guys have special fetishes, okay?

Why don't you sacrifice, I think you are more happy than anyone else!

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