I am Vardy

The tragic scene of Vardy colliding with the referee is really incredible. Is this fake?

By the way, the referee really shouldn't move like this, why did you run over to join in the fun?

Vardy's impact is not covered, it is almost catching up with the small tank.

It's like someone driving a small tank to attack, you have to run with the small tank's buttocks like a child wearing crotch pants.

What is the difference between you and suicide? Do you think life is too good?

The game broadcast commentator no longer knew what to say. Anyway, he had never seen such an unbelievable scene after commenting on the game for so many years.

And the fans in front of the TV didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, laughing so heartlessly.

"I knew that Vardy, who was playing football just now, must be a fake. Sure enough, it started again!"

"Although this seems to be just an accident, it seems that the referee made a mistake in positioning, but in the final analysis, it still has to be counted on Vardy's head!"

"The referee is also a real fighter. He dared to confront Vardy head-on. The fierceness is really fierce, but he is a little careless!"

"I know that after Vardy's wonderful performance, there will inevitably be accidents. Sure enough, I waited for a long time, and finally came!"

The scene became a mess, and Vardy lay on the ground, waiting for the team doctor to examine him. He really felt that he might have a slight concussion.

Among other things, a bump the size of a goose egg on the forehead can explain the problem

Is this the wrong position of the reverse bone growth in the back of the head?

But the referee was even worse.

It is estimated that he will not be able to continue to enforce the law in this game.

The ambulance drove directly to the sidelines. After the referee was carried up, the ambulance went straight to the hospital.

No way, the fourth official went into battle and began to take over the position of the referee to enforce the rest of the game.

The interim coach looked at Vardy with extremely complicated eyes, and even he himself didn't know what kind of attitude he should use towards Vardy.

Do you think Vardy can be blamed for this?

Normally speaking, it must have nothing to do with Vardy. After all, Vardy doesn't have eyes in the back of his head. After turning around, he has already picked up his speed. At such a short distance, he can't dodge even if he wants to.

And at that time, Vardy still turned his head sideways to make a gliding posture, and it was normal if he didn't see the referee.

The referee itself should not be so close to the players, and his position is not coquettish at all. Therefore, Vardy is basically not responsible, the referee asked for it!

But think about it from another angle, why is it okay for other referees to do anything, but something happened when they met Vardy?

This is not once or twice. It is said that there are too many accidents around Vardy, too many to ignore!

Is there really such a thing as a funny aura?

Then am I going to be unlucky too?

Is Vardy going to attack me too?

What should I do now?

Waiting online, very urgent!

The trembling interim coach blew for three minutes, and the first half was over. At least the 15-minute intermission allowed the interim coach to calm down a bit.

But as soon as the second half started, there was good news that Vardy was replaced!

Although it felt that Vardy bumped into nothing serious, but to be on the safe side, Ferguson still replaced him. Manchester United led by two goals and the game was sure to win. Vardy's presence or absence actually didn't matter much.

Vardy did feel a bit of a headache, and he didn't know what the head referee's head was made of, it was so hard!

It is estimated that a certain part of his body must not be so hard!

However, Vardy also feels very fortunate. Fortunately, his height has not skyrocketed, which is exactly the same as the referee's height. If he is more than ten centimeters taller, the collision will probably be his lips touching the referee's forehead!

Although this picture looks very beautiful, like a man and a woman in love, the man gently hugged the woman's head, and then kissed her forehead affectionately.

But if they are separated, it will be impossible to watch!

A mouthful of blood!

There are benefits to being short!

In the second half, although Sevilla caused a little trouble for Manchester United at a certain period of time, Manchester United still seized the opportunity. The full-back Evra, who rarely scored a goal, scored a world wave and won 3:0. Sevilla won the UEFA Super Cup.

Standing on the podium and holding the trophy high, Vardy is still very excited. Even if the gold content of this trophy cannot be compared with the UEFA Champions League trophy, there is no end to the pursuit of honor. Every championship is a good memory.

Even though he only played half of the game, Vardy was still selected as the best player of the game, which is the best affirmation of Vardy's performance of passing and shooting.

Of course, in the eyes of many people, this game is actually still somewhat incomplete.

What is the standard equipment for a normal game where Vardy participates?

Goals, teases, surprises, victories.

There are also assists, fairy balls, and the best player in the match.

Although there was an accident between Vardy and the referee in this game, there were goals and victories, but it is a pity that Vardy did not take the initiative to tease.

Perhaps this is because Vardy only played half of the game, otherwise in the second half when the overall situation has been determined, Vardy will definitely have something wrong.

And Alves, who made bold words to block Vardy before the game, also became the object of everyone's ridicule.

Is this guy overly arrogant?

There is no need to exaggerate Vardy's performance. One pass and one shot are the biggest contributors to Manchester United's victory. If it wasn't because of an accident, they might score a few goals in the second half!

But what about Alves?

In the first half of the game, he was not as good as a soy sauce player, at least he did something, but he was completely invisible under Vardy's brilliance.

Attack, can't attack;

Defensive, was overwhelmed by Vardy;

Perhaps his greatest significance on the field is to help Sevilla make up 11 players to play!

It is rumored that Barcelona was investigating the Brazilian full-back before, but after this game, there was no news

After the award ceremony, the Manchester United team returned to the hotel with the trophy, but Vardy came to the hospital to see the referee who was sent to the hospital because of a collision with himself.

I'm afraid I can't tell who is right and who is wrong in this classic collision. It's no big deal if I pat my butt, but the referee is lying in the hospital, so I can't be indifferent.

In the hospital ward, Vardy and the referee each held a big goose egg, stared at each other, and finally couldn't help laughing at the same time.

An accident is an accident, just let it pass!

In the end, Vardy presented the referee with his own signed jersey, which is the best comfort to the referee.

As everyone expected, after the European Super Cup ended, the result of the game was not actually the focus of everyone's attention. Originally, Manchester United's strength was stronger. Isn't it logical to beat Sevilla? It is not worth making a fuss at all!

Where is the point?

It must be on Vardy!

It did not disappoint everyone's expectations. Although Vardy didn't make any shocking teasing, he still made a lot of noise with his own funny halo.

Seeing the highlights of the game, especially the scene where Vardy turned and ran to celebrate and collided with the referee head-on, countless people watched with horror!

It hurts so much!

It is said that the referee of this game did not provoke anyone, but he was still messed up by Vardy. Even if it was an accident, it would be too coincidental!

Some good people have made statistics. From Vardy's debut to the present, referees who have enforced Vardy's games have an accident rate of more than 20% on the spot, far exceeding the 5% accident rate of other referees.

Once was an accident, twice was a coincidence, and three times was a mistake, but after so many times, it is very inappropriate to use these words to describe it.

This is a proper referee killer!

Originally, the referee profession was comfortable and comfortable, but because of Vardy's appearance, it suddenly became a high-ranking high-risk profession.

Law enforcement is risky, so be cautious when playing!

Other referees will check their own game equipment, such as red and yellow cards, pens, whistles, etc., before they enter the game;

But the referee of Vardy's game is the only one who can enforce the law. Checking the equipment is secondary. What he needs to do first is to find a place where no one is around to write a suicide note, so that his family members don't know why he is missing.

After returning to Manchester, Vardy rested for two days, and the swelling on his forehead finally subsided, at least it didn't look so obvious.

It's embarrassing, originally he was not handsome, but under the decoration of this big bag, Vardy has almost evolved into a primitive person.

In the third round of the league, Ferguson decided to implement a big rotation, so Vardy, who was originally injured, did not enter the starting lineup, but he was on the substitute list. It was released as a secret weapon.

Vardy was full of complaints, or he would let himself play, or he would just give his injury a vacation and throw me on the bench, what's the matter?

In fact, the old man is still worried. Watford is a stunned one. The game is open and closed. If they play with passion, Manchester United after the rotation may not be able to resist, so there needs to be a final guarantee on the bench. , This is why Vardy entered the bench.

Sure enough, Ferguson's worries were justified. Watford really caused Manchester United a huge problem at home.

Although Saha helped Manchester United open the scoring not long after the start, Watford seemed to have no emotional fluctuations, playing as they should, and it didn't take long to use a quick impact to equalize the score.

Manchester United's offense did not show control. It was messed up by the opponent's far-out-of-the-ordinary physical confrontation and foul tactics, and they couldn't play their own rhythm at all.

But Watford's offense is completely simple, direct and effective. Often a few quick passes in the counterattack can hit the dangerous area in the hinterland of Manchester United, which makes Manchester United always frightened.

This is a bit like Manchester United's style of play, but it is a weakened version, but it is quite effective against Manchester United, which is not the main lineup. Even Ferguson is a little helpless.

Until 70 minutes into the second half, Watford continued to have a strong impact on Manchester United. Ferguson knew that he had to make adjustments.

The assistant coach called back Vardy who was warming up on the sidelines. Ferguson believed that only Vardy is the most trustworthy in critical moments!

Vardy stood on the sidelines, smiling!

Finally it's my turn to play!

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