I am Vardy

Looking at Vardy standing proudly under the stands, the Manchester United fans who accompanied the army on the expedition paid homage to Vardy with boos all over the field, shouting long live.

He scored a hat-trick in the first half, and Vardy has turned scoring into a normalized art. Even if you don't like his funny, you still have to be impressed by his strong scoring ability.

Charlton fans still can only express their anger with feeble boos, as if they have become the most pitiful people in the world, like a wild dog with a broken leg barking on the side of the road, this is the last time in their lives Screaming, but no one paid attention to his life and death.

"goa1111111111...hat-trick! Vardy scored a hat-trick!"

"A powerful shot broke Charlton's goal, Vardy seemed to be possessed by God, he conquered everyone!"

"Genius, he is a genius! He is a genius born to score goals!"

"I swear, there is no one who can score goals better than Vardy!"

"In the future, he will definitely become the most terrifying ball king in the world!"

 …

The commentator was so excited that he was incoherent, and Vardy's performance really conquered everyone.

Of course, in this passionate moment, there are always spoilers.

Before Vardy showed enough of his chest muscles, the ignorant referee walked up to Vardy and gave him a yellow card.

I will endure!

Vardy knew that if he undressed and celebrated in excitement, he would definitely be warned by a yellow card.

He has coached countless times last season.

Sometimes Vardy can't help but want to complain about FIFA, why Mao has to stipulate that he cannot take off his clothes to celebrate?

It makes no sense!

You can't call me anti-human just because I take off my clothes to celebrate!

Almost all professional players have a very fit body. Football is originally a passionate game for men. Isn’t it more in line with the essence of football if you take off your clothes to celebrate and show off your strong body?

And countless fit figures appear on the screen, I don't know how many cute girls will be attracted to lick the screen, it will also be good for the promotion of football!

Don't use undressing as an excuse, there are too many people without clothes, and you still go to sentence?

Why, this is not women's football, what's wrong with undressing!

Of course, the complaints belong to the complaints, and Vardy also changed the result of being punished for not taking off his clothes.

At this time, Ferguson's face was almost green on the sidelines. Seeing Vardy rushing to the stands excitedly, he knew something bad was going to happen.

Sure enough, Vardy still took off his clothes!

Although Vardy completed a hat-trick in the first half and helped Manchester United bring the victory home alone, compared to this third goal, Ferguson would rather not have this goal than let Vardy undress to celebrate .

In Everton's season, Vardy has received no less than five yellow cards for taking off his clothes to celebrate goals. The direct consequence was that Vardy was suspended for seven games due to red and yellow cards.

How many games are there in total in a season?

You just stopped for seven games, you are playing dead!

If you are suspended due to injury, then I will bear it, but if you are suspended for seven games because of stupidity, then no one can save you.

Last season, I felt like I was restrained a little bit, but I didn't expect that the old-fashioned cuteness will be revived now!

No, I have to think of a way to go back, and I must restrict Vardy from dying!

At the end of the first half, Manchester United led the home team Charlton with three goals in the away game with Vardy's hat-trick.

This is probably the result that no one expected before the game.

Although Charlton's strength is not as good as Manchester United's, they can't be beaten in the first half. This score surprised many people who didn't watch the game!

But the fans who watched this game will be surprised at all. Who made Manchester United have a Vardy who is especially capable of scoring goals, and this game is still full of firepower!

There should be a moment of silence for Charlton!

Who do you think it's not good for you to have trouble with, and you have to have trouble with Vardy?

Vardy can be as funny as he likes on the court, can you just watch the fun?

You have to boo others hoarsely, you see, it irritates them!

Now is the end of your anger Vardy!

Look at the scoreboard on the side of the field, isn't it embarrassing?

If Vardy refuses to let go in the second half, you just wait to be kicked out!

 …

"Jamie, rest for the second half!"

In the locker room, Ferguson gave Vardy an order.

Ronaldo and Alan Smith were also replaced with him.

Although a bit reluctant, Vardy doesn't have the capital to negotiate conditions with Ferguson.

Besides, Ferguson didn't replace Vardy because he was dissatisfied with his performance.

First, four days later is the European Cup. Last season's Champions League champion Manchester United will travel to Monaco to compete with UEFA Cup winner Sevilla for the European Cup.

As the arrow figure of Manchester United, Vardy has lost the suspense in this game, and saving his physical fitness is undoubtedly the best choice.

Moreover, Vardy has already staged a hat-trick in this game, and he was not very happy with the opponent. Ferguson worried that if Vardy continued to wreak havoc in the second half, the opponent would secretly play tricks!

More importantly, Vardy got a yellow card for taking off his clothes to celebrate the goal. If there is another accident in the second half and he is sent off with a red card, that would be a tragedy!

So, let's replace him, don't worry!

Vardy has already staged a hat-trick, and his desire to continue to pursue goals in this game has faded, so he simply sat on the bench and watched the second half of the game.

Although Vardy's end caused Manchester United's offensive firepower to drop a lot, but the impact of the little fat man was not covered. He scored twice with his head and kicks. In the end, Manchester United beat Charlton with five goals in an away game.

This big victory made this game that had received little attention become the focus of public opinion.

Although Chelsea also easily defeated Middlesbrough and won two consecutive victories at the beginning, compared with Vardy's two big victories, the limelight is undoubtedly much weaker.

Neither Liverpool nor Charlton could cause too much trouble for Manchester United. The dominance shown by Manchester United is even close to the championship.

Maybe many people were more optimistic about Chelsea's three consecutive championships before, but now it seems that this season's England will really become a battle between Chelsea and Manchester United. If Chelsea want to defend their title, they must first ask Manchester United whether they agree.

In terms of players, Vardy's performance is even more amazing. After two games, Vardy, who scored five goals, topped the scorer list and did not give anyone a chance at all.

Before the start of the season, even though Vardy has smashed doubts and created miracles time and time again, there are still many people who are not optimistic about Vardy's defending British Golden Boot.

The World Cup syndrome is especially obvious for young people. In the season after the World Cup, young players often play unstable.

And after winning the World Cup Golden Boot, will Vardy lose his motivation to move forward because of pride and complacency?

Coupled with the eagerness of the British shooters, Vardy is actually not very optimistic.

In the previous odds list for the Golden Boot, Arsenal striker Thierry Henry is still on the list, and his stable goal rate as always has been favored by gaming agencies;

Shevchenko, the Golden Globe winner who airborne Stamford Bridge, followed Henry. Chelsea's powerful midfielder and Shevchenko's excellent finishing ability are the reasons why everyone is optimistic about him;

Coupled with Drogba, Dirk, and even Manchester United teammate Rooney, under the gaze of these super shooters, Vardy wants to defend the Golden Boot, the difficulty is not ordinary.

But in just two games, Vardy announced that the Golden Boot competition for this season had ended early.

You wash up and sleep!

If you have the time to compete for the Golden Boot with me, why not study the ****!

Everyone no longer knows how to express their admiration for Vardy.

I've seen someone who can score goals, but I've never seen someone who can score goals like this!

Perhaps Vardy gave everyone the impression that he was still a counter-attacking forward, but now, apart from his ability to grab headers in the penalty area, Vardy is the world's top in everything else.

And these combined, Vardy's scoring ability has long been the best in world football.

Everyone wants to know where Vardy's upper limit is!

Perhaps Vardy is a man born for scoring goals. His mission is to end the offense and end the opponent's life by scoring a goal!

Of course, it is also worth mentioning that after the game, Vardy and others staged the "time still" celebration defense also became popular.

This is quite interesting. Everyone suddenly became motionless, as if time had been stolen. Thinking about this scene, I feel quite magical.

So at many parties, this gradually popular game has gradually become a must-have game.

It's just that at many parties, the girls in a static state are really turned pale by the salty pig's hand. Of course, it may be that they are willing and longing for it...

The majority of male compatriots thanked Valdy in their hearts. It was Valdy who created this game and created this game that benefited them.

Vardy doesn't know that he has such a high status in the hearts of male compatriots. Even if he knows, I'm afraid he has nothing to say.

Because he played too much himself!

Ronaldo lost the time-stop game. After the game against Charlton, Ronaldo kept his promise and held a party to invite his teammates to celebrate the victory.

In the party, the time stop game is naturally indispensable, but as the creators and initiators, they played new tricks.

As a referee, the winner will receive a reward of 10,000 pounds, but the difference is that everyone needs to wear black blindfolds.

At the referee's order, everyone stopped moving and began to freeze.

At this time, several Manchester United players laughed and took off their blindfolds.

They crept to find the young model they liked, and they got up and down their hands, bringing the function of the salty pig's hand to the extreme.

The girl who was suddenly attacked screamed and was about to avoid the salty pig's hand, but when she thought of the 10,000 pound bonus, she just gritted her teeth and endured it!

So for a while, the girls in the party hall kept gasping...

So exciting!

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