I am Vardy

The melon eaters who have been paying attention to the tense development of the relationship between the four corners of the Manchester United Trident all the time finally got a completely unexpected answer.

Unexpectedly, the whole thing was just directed and acted by Emily, but she was played like a monkey.

This woman threw away her integrity, shame, and even sacrificed her life for the sake of directing the alternative chief's gate, but in the end she ended up being cast aside by thousands of people. I'm afraid this woman is now banging her head against a pillar at the gate of the "Sun News" headquarters .

And the Liverpool fans were even more miserable. It turned out that it was not a big deal for everyone to watch the excitement, and waited to see Manchester United's bad luck.

Unexpectedly, there was a big reversal in the end. The woman dug a hole and buried Liverpool instead of Manchester United's trident.

Countless Liverpool fans have sent death threat letters to Emily. In just a few days, the bullets in the letters Emily received were enough for her to become an international arms dealer!

The Manchester United Trident also made Liverpool fans hate it.

It's not scary to be funny, but I'm afraid that funny people are educated!

The three of them were able to deceive Liverpool by acting out tricks, and they really fooled Liverpool. It's scary to think about it!

When a player does not think about how to improve his strength or how to win on the field, but only concentrates on how to cheat, this thing is interesting!

The Oscars don't give them awards, I'm really sorry for their acting skills.

However, when the news about this game was rampant, Vardy was indulging in tenderness and couldn't extricate himself.

Knowing that she had misunderstood her boyfriend, Kirsty asked for leave and rushed to Manchester from London to spend two days with Vardy.

When sending Kirsty off,

Vardy was tearful.

On the one hand, it was because he was reluctant to leave his girlfriend, but on the other hand, he wanted Kisti to leave quickly, and he was about to be drained!

It was only at night that Vardy entered the system to obtain task rewards.

In Valdy's view, the free feature points rewarded for completing the task are not actually rewards, but just incidental products of the task. The real task reward is actually that one's own strength is not limited in the next game.

Anyway, for the system, the so-called restricted features are just twists and turns for launching the task system, and it is not the focus of the system itself.

After harvesting the characteristic points, Vardy did not hesitate to add it to the characteristic fried meatballs, raising this extraordinary characteristic to level four.

Now Vardy feels that the characteristics are not what he lacks the most, but the acquisition of free characteristic points is the problem.

The store doesn't sell it, and it turns out that I can only get it through the lottery system, which is very pitiful.

This is one of the reasons why Vardy is not very resistant to the task system this time.

After receiving the reward, Vardy thought about it, but he didn't quit the system immediately. He thought he could try the part-time job system.

In the first round of the league, Manchester United won, and so did Chelsea. Judging from the current state of the Blues, Mourinho's team is still the most favorable contender for the Premier League title. It seems that the three consecutive championships are not a dream .

Although Vardy knows what kind of dilemma Chelsea will encounter this season, he does not guarantee that the inertia of history will change.

Simply use the part-time job system to try to snipe Chelsea and see if it works.

Chelsea's opponent in the second round of the league is Middlesbrough, and the Blues are playing away. With Vardy joining, Middlesbrough may be upset.

The rules of the part-time job system are as follows. The fee for a virtual game is five system gold coins, which is equivalent to a deposit.

If Vardy helps the team he joins to win, then he will get double the deposit refund; if there is a draw, the system will refund the deposit;

Of course, there must be additional rewards for working part-time. The reward is three yuan for goals and two yuan for assists. That is to say, even if you lose, as long as you score two goals, you still earn money.

The entrance fee of five gold coins, Vardy hesitated, the opponent is Chelsea, these five gold coins are basically impossible to get back.

But after thinking about it, the system is in a financial crisis, and the depreciation of gold coins is outrageous. It seems that five gold coins can't buy anything.

So as soon as he gritted his teeth, Vardy started working for Middlesbrough.

Two hours later, Vardy walked out of the part-time job system with a pale face, spitting as he walked.

"Miburg is too weak. They were beaten helplessly by Chelsea. In the first half, they were poured three times. Even if I am God, I can't save you!"

But fortunately, Vardy took advantage of the counterattack opportunity to score a goal and recovered three gold coins, at least not losing everything.

Perhaps in the near future, Vardy does not plan to go to the temporary work system, and does not do business at a loss. Even if he wants to experience it, he will have to wait for Chelsea to fail or not in good condition.

The great victory over Liverpool made the whole Manchester United team very relaxed. Even the old man was smiling during training. Obviously, he is very satisfied with the current state of Manchester United.

Vardy nodded secretly, you are so happy, if I do something, you shouldn't be angry, right?

So far, Vardy has actually taken the teasing very lightly, and is not as frightened as he was when he first faced the scourge.

As long as the system doesn't issue him tasks that obviously affect his grades and if he doesn't complete them, there will be horrible rewards, then Vardy thinks it's actually pretty good to be funny.

The green field needs passion, but at the same time, the green field also needs joy.

Competition creates passion, and teasing creates joy!

It's like watching a movie. It's not interesting to watch blockbuster movies all the time. You need comedy to adjust it so that you can relax.

I don't cause trouble, I don't kill or set fire, so it's not too much to tease me!

During the training break, Vardy gathered his good friends together.

"Let's play a game, still challenge!"

Everyone doesn't understand, so what does this mean?

Vardy began to explain: "We are moving normally, and when the referee gives an order, we must keep our big moves unchanged at that time. Whoever can keep it until the end will win!"

The teammates expressed their disdain, this game is too simple, Pediatrics!

But sometimes the game is not about whether it is interesting, but whether it is lively.

Anyway, idle is idle.

"Then let's make some bets. Whoever moves first will treat the guests at the next party. If whoever persists to the end, then he won't have to treat guests this season, how about it?"

Rooney's eyes lit up, and he immediately offered to add some bets.

Ronaldo looked at Rooney disdainfully, do you really think you are sure to win?

After discussion, it was unanimously decided that Ferguson would be the referee.

Although the old man is not an old urchin, he is not a person who can't rub the sand in his eyes. It is normal for the players to play games on the training ground. Of course, he just doesn't know that they still have a bet

The players who want to participate start training, and Ferguson turns his back to the training ground, and it is up to him to decide when to call the start.

"start!"

The law of time on the training ground seemed to be tampered with in an instant, and everyone maintained their respective postures and remained motionless.

It's like watching a small oriental movie!

Vardy remained standing, but his eyes were wandering, wondering if anyone was unlucky right now?

It doesn't matter at this point, Vardy almost burst out laughing.

Rooney was obviously whispering to Ronaldo just now, with his arms around Ronaldo's shoulders, and the other hand was hitting his chest badly. No one thought that Ferguson called a timeout at this time.

So this shameful posture was maintained like this, and Rooney put his hand on Ronaldo's chest, looking like a bad uncle, but Ronaldo was ashamed!

Watching the performance of the two, everyone couldn't help but want to laugh, I beg you, please find a place where there are no people.

Of course, the postures of other people are also strange, there are all kinds of things.

Ferdinand was passing the ball, his right leg was stretched out, and maintaining such a posture really made him uncomfortable.

Fletcher maintained a posture with his body facing forward but his head turned 180 degrees. He didn't know who called his name from behind just now, just turning his head, and then time stopped.

Fletcher wants to cry but has no tears, my neck is about to twist, okay!

But in contrast, Vardy is more interested in Alan Smith. This guy was drinking water on the sidelines just now, and the water bottle fell. This guy bent down to pick up the water bottle, but was suddenly stopped.

That's embarrassing.

Although facing his head down made him feel congested, and his face turned red after a while, but what was even more embarrassing was that this posture was so embarrassing. Am I picking up soap?

The teammates who didn't participate watched the excitement nearby, and Ferguson, who had had enough laughs, also returned to the office. The next time is for the children to let them play by themselves.

Now that the game has started, no one cares about the outcome.

Vardy said that there is no pressure, because at present, only his posture is relatively normal.

Ronaldo is competing with Rooney. If eyes can kill, Rooney's grave is already tall!

"Get your salty wet hands away!" Ronaldo gritted his teeth and yelled at Rooney in a low voice.

Rooney expressed his innocence, "If I move, I will lose. Be good, wait a minute!"

"Then can you stop rubbing your hands so covertly, your uncle!" Ronaldo was going crazy, and Rooney, the old driver, was about to break him down.

Rooney smiled, how wretched and wretched it was.

"Okay, I admit defeat, I abstain!" Ronaldo raised his hands high and quit the game first. He also became the first one to be eliminated. Then there will be a party, and it will be the president's treat.

Of course, since Ronaldo has conceded defeat, how could he let Rooney go.

Pretending to be unlucky and walking back, after getting out of Rooney's sight, Ronaldo turned back abruptly and rushed behind Rooney, attacking Rooney.

"Millennium kill!"

"Aw—"

Rooney's screams echoed and hovered over the Carrington training base for a long time, telling the tragic things that happened here.

Vardy felt cold behind him, and he felt pain for Rooney!

Is this guy's hemorrhoids okay?

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