I am Vardy

Although I don't know what the purpose of the beauty anchor is, the three of Vardy said they had a lot of fun during the interview.

Although they used to fight each other on weekdays, the topic was far less hot than today, and they almost became addicted to it.

"This show is good, I will come again next time!" Rooney said a little bit.

C Luo curled his lips and exposed Rooney's inner world: "I don't think it's because the show is good, but because the beauty is good, right?"

"So what, but you are right, the beauty is really good, with this temperament, this figure, if I can have sex with her, even if I turn around, I am willing!" Rooney looked yearning.

Vardy almost spit out a sip of water, your oath is a bit too heavy!

Finally, I know why you lost your head. It turns out that the root is here.

You will know the sorrow in the future!

I thought it was over like this, but what Valdy didn't expect was that within a few days, Ronaldo hooked up with that beautiful anchor, which really surprised Valdy.

This kid is really good at picking up girls!

However, it is not ruled out that the beautiful anchor will take the initiative to approach Ronaldo, and if she wants to refuse, she will welcome him, and then Ronaldo will want to die!

"Don't stop me, I want to duel with you!" When Ronaldo showed off his results to everyone, Rooney was about to explode beside him!

How dare you snatch my goddess, you think my boxing is for nothing!

"No way, my charm is so great, no one can stop it!" Ronaldo said with a proud expression on his face,

As if he had done something great.

Vardy always felt that something was wrong, and things were definitely not as simple as they seemed on the surface.

But as long as he can't cheat himself, Vardy doesn't mind watching Ronaldo and Rooney being cheated at all. Anyway, these two guys just need to clean up.

Now Vardy doesn't have time to deal with those bad things. A revitalized teasing system is enough for Vardy.

With more than a week before the start of the new season, the funny system has finally completed the update and maintenance, and appeared in front of Vardy with a brand new attitude.

Vardy knows that next, he will start a daily battle of wits and courage with the funny system again!

Fortunately, this is just an annual update and maintenance, not a virus. After entering the system, Vardy found that he is still himself, and has not become a template of another strange guy.

But after turning around and understanding the content of this update, Vardy really wanted to cry without tears!

Kazakhstan!

Are you upset to see me live a comfortable life for two days?

Do we have to make our relationship so antagonistic?

Isn't it good for the system and the host to love each other?

In this regard, Vardy has been unable to complain, and feels that he may not be able to get rid of this ridiculous system in his life.

First of all, the preset task system is gone.

This may be because the system thinks it is too easy to obtain rewards through the preset task system, so this link is banned.

In this regard, Vardy expressed his distress.

I also planned to use this system to increase my height, but now it's a good thing, before I reach 18ocm, the preset mission system will fly.

I'm afraid I won't be able to say goodbye to the shackles of Wushou's figure in this life, right?

And this is not the point, what is even more sad is that I originally planned to pull out the length of the penis after the height...

This is embarrassing!

However, it seems that as compensation, the system has made wishing a normal link and added a wishing system, that is to say, the item of wishing card can disappear from the system in the future.

Of course, in order to reproduce the tragedy, the system restricts the wishing system from being able to use the system as the theme. That is to say, the fact that Valdy directly made a wish to kill the task system like last time will not be reproduced.

It doesn't matter. Anyway, Vardy didn't want to face the system head-on, and he could fight wits and courage, but it would be a bit too much if he played personal injury.

The last time Valdi directly wished to kill the mission system, it was equivalent to directly removing the arm of the system, which is actually quite cruel!

In the future, if you want your wish to come true, you can directly make a wish in the wishing system, and then exchange items with equivalent value, which is foolish.

This is the principle of fairness and justice!

The wishing system is a surprise, but the system will definitely not give Vardy two pies in a row. The following content really drives Vardy crazy.

In view of the excessive growth of Vardy's strength, the system began to make some restrictive measures.

When facing giant teams, Vardy's ability can be played normally;

However, when facing non-rich teams, Vardy's ability to acquire through the system is limited to a certain extent.

So what are the constraints Vardy has to face?

——Block the two features at any time, and limit the use of system props in the game.

It's no wonder that Vardy doesn't go crazy with this kind of cheating restriction!

For example, Manchester United played against West Ham United in the English League. Now West Ham United is definitely not a rich team, so the system will randomly block Vardy's two characteristics, and Vardy is not allowed to use the system produced in the game. props.

And if you are facing a giant team such as Liverpool, then there are no such cheating restrictions.

What worries Vardy even more is that, with the urine nature of the system, it is said to be randomly blocked, but the greatest possibility is to block Vardy's strongest and most needed characteristics in every game. This is a high probability event!

The system's explanation seems to be for the sake of Vardy. The system does not want to see Vardy become a big brush who is used to scoring goals on the underwhelming teams. He can definitely play a more important role in important games. .

But in Valdy's view, this is complete nonsense, everything is the system to pave the way for the following links!

What's next?

Mission system!

A task system that makes people love and hate!

The mission system that was killed by Vardy last season has come back!

Of course, the system is not so straightforward, and he will never leave Vardy with such a blatant handle.

So what does system mean?

If you want to unlock two features, then please come to complete a specific task, and if you complete the task, you can not only unlock the shielded feature, but also get a full-point feature randomly, of course, this feature is only valid for the game .

Don't say that the task system is cheating, because it's up to you to do the task or not, and I didn't force you!

You don't have to do it at all!

Of course, if you don't do it, you will be limited in strength!

Vardy wanted to cry, but the system took off his pants and farted so sneakily that Vardy was caught off guard and was almost poisoned to death.

If you want to engage in a task system, just say so, and what the hell have you spared such a big circle, you think I can't understand your little tricks!

Tucao belongs to Tucao, but Vardy really has an inexplicable affection for the mission system.

When the mission system was domineering before, I always felt that the mission was deceiving and the mission punishment was too much, so I tried my best to kill the mission system with the wish card, and spent a lot of money at that time.

But since the mission system died, Vardy seems to have no goals in life all of a sudden, and every day is boring, at least the fun of fighting wits and courage with the system is gone.

Do you think this is cheap?

And now the mission system has come back to life, still in such a way that Valdy really can't tell whether he should be happy or sad.

Well, I will play again in the future!

Skipping the familiar task system, Vardy discovered a new toy.

The foreign aid system, also known as the part-time job system, is also a new thing in this update.

After reading the system description, Valdy didn't fully understand what the part-time job system meant. Finally, after reading it several times, Valdy finally understood what was going on.

Before each round of competition, Vardy can work in the system as a foreign aid in any team other than Manchester United's opponents in this round to help the team play the game, and the result of this game will be To a certain extent, it affects the result of the game in reality.

For example, Arsenal's opponent in this round of the league is Newcastle, so Vardy can simulate this game in the part-time job system and join the Newcastle team to help the Magpies against the Gunners.

And once Newcastle defeats the Gunners with their own help, the game will also be affected in reality. Newcastle can beat Arsenal in an upset.

This part-time job system is a bit dick!

Vardy felt he had found another good toy.

This is specially used to relieve hatred for yourself, right?

If you think the part-time job system is to help Manchester United, then you really think too much!

Assuming that Chelsea ranks ahead of Manchester United in the standings, if Vardy wants Manchester United to fight back, he will join Chelsea's opponent in the part-time job system to help snipe Chelsea.

But is Chelsea so easy to snipe?

Apart from anything else, even if Vardy joins most teams, it may be difficult to pose a threat to Chelsea. This is the fact.

So what is the use of this part-time job system?

In Valdy's view, the part-time job system is for revenge, or to see who is upset, and to make him look good.

For example, Vardy was maliciously targeted by his opponent in the match between Manchester United and Reading, and ended up with a savage shovel. So, should Vardy take revenge?

Next time you meet and bloodbath your opponent?

Or cause public opinion to criticize the opponent wildly?

It seems that they are all pediatrics, and they cannot cause fatal damage to the opponent.

Then, at this time, the part-time job system will come in handy!

Vardy can virtually join Reading's opponents before each round of the league, helping the opponent defeat Reading, so that Reading cannot win a single victory.

Then at the end of the season, Reading can only be relegated in despair.

Is there a more relieving revenge and punishment than this?

However, Vardy still complains about such a good part-time job system.

I'm going to work, shouldn't I make money?

But why not only can I not make money, but I have to pay the system every time before working?

You are going too far!

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