I am Vardy

The summer of o6 was destined to be a memorable summer, not just because of the feast of the World Cup.

The phone door in the Apennine Peninsula continued to ferment, shocking the entire football world.

Juventus, who had been ordered to be relegated, opened their star market, and all the giants opened their bloody mouths towards the old woman.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Vieira joined rivals Inter Milan in the same city, Zambrotta and Thuram were taken away by the Catalan giants, Barcelona's rivals Real Madrid were not to be outdone, and poached Emerson and Cannavaro. Tu went to Florence, Brasi went to Naples...

A wealthy family was demolished to pieces.

At this time, Raiola probably won't push himself to join the old woman!

But Vardy does feel sorry for Juventus. Sometimes the wrong leader is chosen, and the entire team will be punished. How innocent are the players?

Could it be that Juventus won't be able to win the championship if you don't engage those black hands secretly?

So let's just say, Moji is stupid!

It's just that the entire Juventus has to pay for Moggi's stupidity.

Vardy was moved by the loyal players who chose to stay at Juventus.

Buffon, Del Piero, Nedved, Trezeguet, Camoranesi, Chiellini...

If it was Vardy, he thought he might not even be able to do this!

Well, people have their own choices, whether they are great or humble, the important thing is to follow the heart.

But after acknowledging

Vardy is also thinking, why don't Manchester United get involved?

Although Manchester United's current lineup is good, in some positions, reinforcements can also be made!

Juventus players are cheap and easy to use, why not buy them?

From the opening of the transfer window to the present, Manchester United has not made any major moves in the transfer market. It is just that after the old American goalkeeper left the team, the Polish goalkeeper Kuscek was loaned from West Bromwich Albion.

But after the World Cup, the transfer market really became lively!

Naturally, Chelsea took the lead. With a wave of his hand, Abramovich bought a dozen players like buying vegetables in a vegetable market. Ballack, Shevchenko, Kalou, Mikel, Ashley Cole, Bridge, Bo With Larouz and other powerful players joining, the Blue Army's grand formation has already made the earth unable to accommodate it.

Originally, Chelsea was so strong, so who can stop Mourinho's team from reaching the Champions League in the new season?

For a while, the wind of public opinion completely praised Chelsea, and the Chelsea fans were about to explode with happiness.

But Vardy, who was watching coldly, knew that this was just wishful thinking of Chelsea fans.

This season is definitely Mourinho's Waterloo. Due to injuries and other reasons, Chelsea failed to even win the English championship, and the Champions League also failed in the semi-finals again, which finally paved the way for Mourinho's departure.

For Manchester United, the biggest competitor in the English League is Chelsea. The Blues are calling the shots in the transfer market, and Manchester United will be under great pressure.

A deal that had been brewing for a long time was finally settled. Tottenham midfielder Carrick joined Manchester United for £186o and became a member of the Red Devils.

For this deal, Vardy still agrees very much. Although Carrick is not obvious on the field, he is definitely a very important part, and the older he gets, the more demonic he is. He is the most scarce rhythm-controlled organization in world football. midfield.

After Keane left, neither Alan Smith nor Fletcher could fill the vacancy well. The arrival of Carrick can make up for this position to a certain extent.

Of course, if the Glazer family wanted to spend money like this, this group of misers would definitely not want it, so they almost recovered the money by selling someone.

Ruud van Nistelrooy joined Real Madrid for 1500 euros. This deal was confirmed early on. Ruud van Nistelrooy, who had disobeyed the old man, naturally couldn't continue to stay.

Compared to Chelsea's shocking handwriting, Manchester United can really only be regarded as a small fight.

However, for Manchester United fans, inaction in the transfer market is not terrible, because the strength of Manchester United's lineup is in a process of steady improvement, and the gradually mature trident is what Manchester United is really proud of.

However, the sharp fangs of the giants are really not easy to resist, which has always been a heart disease for Manchester United fans.

With the beginning of the winter transfer period, Vardy, who has shown his true qualities as a super shooter, is the sweet pastry in the transfer market, attracting the covetousness of many wealthy families.

And now Vardy is different from the past. The British Golden Boot, the Champions League Golden Boot, and the World Cup Golden Boot are all three honors in one, and the important thing is that he is under 19 years old.

Such a super shooter, who wouldn't want to keep it for himself?

Ronaldo is also a super star. He has shown his outstanding abilities in various competitions, and he is extremely talented. There are also many people who are envious of him.

As for Rooney, although England's golden boy has been troubled by injuries in the last two seasons, he is still the goal of the giants.

If it had been before the acquisition by the Glazer family, the fans would not have worried that the Trident, which shouldered the fans' hopes, would be sold, but now that the Jews are in power, everything is unknown!

The purpose of Glazer's acquisition of Manchester United can be said to be Sima Zhaozhi's heart. They are purely for making money, and they regard the acquisition of Manchester United as a transaction.

So, for business people, as long as it is profitable, why not do it?

Signing Vardy did not cost Manchester United a penny, which is equivalent to picking it up for nothing. Now Vardy is worth 4,000 pounds and upwards. At that time, as long as Vardy is sold, it will be a pure profit!

When Ronaldo bought it, it was only in the early 1,000 pounds, and now it is at least 3,500 pounds, which is twice the income. Isn't this a good deal?

Of course, Rooney was worth a lot when he bought it, and it probably hasn't changed much now, so just keep him as a prop to appease Ferguson!

If Glazer holds such an idea, the fans will definitely not be surprised.

Chelsea is still pursuing Vardy, Inter Milan has also joined the ranks, Ronaldo is also the prey of several giants, and Rooney has no shortage of suitors. In this summer, the Manchester United Trident is definitely the most watched player in the transfer market .

Vardy is still on vacation, but he is still troubled by news and public opinion.

Ronaldo and Rooney, who are on vacation, are also very troubled. Transfer rumors are almost becoming a part of daily life.

The three cobblers discussed, since several clarifications didn't work, let's change the way to put out the rumors!

As a time traveler, Vardy naturally has countless stalks from his previous life to learn from, so the heavy responsibility of planning and directing fell on him.

That's right, they just planned to make a promotional video to end the message and let everyone see their determination to stay in the team.

One season is enough for Vardy to have a sense of belonging to Manchester United. Perhaps in his opinion, everything in Manchester United is beautiful except for the vampire boss.

He can't guarantee that he will always play here, but even if he leaves, it will definitely not be now.

The former Spanish player Keylor Navas returned to Seville from Manchester City, and they shot a very interesting promotional video.

In the promotional video, Navas was walking on the street without bothering anyone, and suddenly he was stuffed into the trunk of a car with his head covered by two strong men. The car drove all the way, and Navas was also taken far away. a place.

When Navas untied his mask, he suddenly found himself at the Pisjuan Stadium, home of Seville.

Navas smiled, and at this time, the camera zoomed away, and the background changed to the name of the Sevilla club, and finally the promotional video ended.

And what Vardy wants to learn from is this fancy idea.

The plot is roughly like this:

Three good gay friends went shopping, were also kidnapped collectively, and were taken to a remote warehouse.

Then a few strong men wearing jerseys of several rich clubs hoisted up the three people's hands and tied them up.

The big man in the Chelsea jersey asked first: "Would you like to come to Chelsea?"

Although the trident was tied up, if they shook their heads in unison.

The strong man wearing the Inter Milan jersey then asked: "Do you want to come to Inter Milan?"

The three then shook their heads.

Real Madrid, AC Milan, Barcelona, ​​Bayern...

When the three rejected all the strong men, the strong men collectively pulled out their guns and aimed at the three of them.

"Do you want to reconsider our proposal?" A strong man blew on the muzzle of the pistol, his tone full of threats.

Ronaldo's expression has changed, "I think..."

But before Ronaldo finished speaking, Rooney next to him kicked Ronaldo's ass.

"Then I think it's better not to!" Ronaldo was hit hard, and finally he didn't betray.

Then there was a crackling gunshot, and the three of them collapsed into a hornet's nest, and they couldn't die any more.

That's the end of the video.

The implication is very simple, the three of them will not transfer even if they die, there will be no more messy rumors this time!

After the video was finished, Vardy and Rooney were very happy and both were very satisfied with their acting skills.

Only Ronaldo was a bit reluctant, why did I almost betray?

I also want the image of Wei Guangzheng!

Then, under the threat of Rooney's big fist, Ronaldo succumbed...

After professional editing, the video quickly went online on major video sites and spread like a virus.

When I first saw this video, a large number of people even thought it was real.

But after watching the video, although the final result was that three people were shot, none of them felt bloody. On the contrary, everyone couldn't help laughing.

Poor acting!

Among other things, when the three of them were robbed and collapsed, they all winked, they were almost coquettish!

Don't worry about it at all!

These three guys are too good at spoofing!

But it's also interesting to swear loyalty in this way.

The Manchester United fans were overjoyed. Trident would not leave Manchester United even if he was beaten to death. This was definitely the best news for them.

Hey, those guys who want to seduce our players can wash up and sleep!

And just when everyone was convinced by this promotional video, those wealthy families quit!

Nima!

Why have we become villains?

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