I am Vardy

"Forcing Vardy to find his new toy again. In the last game, he snatched the opponent's water bottle. In this game, he played with the water bottle again. Then in the next game, should he directly apply to FIFA to replace the football with a water bottle? ah?"

"The mineral water bottle is very innocent. If you don't play football, why would you want to kick me?"

"So the mineral water bottle wants to take revenge on Vardy and wet him. It's so tempting!"

"Please tell me about Vardy's psychological shadow area at this time. Don't care about the wet body. The key is that he didn't bump a few times! I think I can be better than him!"

"You you on the line!"

The fans are no strangers to Vardy's funny behavior. All they can do is to be amused by Vardy's teasing, and then continue to look forward to Vardy's next wonderful performance.

At this time, even the players on both sides of the field were speechless by Vardy's sudden teasing.

We are all nervous!

This is the knockout round, okay?

Even the referee looked like he couldn't help laughing. He vowed that he would never referee Vardy's games again, because it was too tiring to maintain his majesty on the court.

But when everyone was laughing because of Vardy's funny behavior, Ronaldo looked at Vardy thoughtfully.

It is said that before Vardy's debut, he and Rooney were the most concerned supernovas, but once Vardy was born, it seems that they have nothing to do with the headlines!

If it wasn't for Vardy coming to Manchester United, they followed Vardy to the headlines a few times, I'm afraid this thing has been insulated from them!

The script is wrong!

Shouldn't I be the default hero?

Where is the difference between me and Vardy?

technology?

I am not bad either.

Goals?

I am not a striker myself, why compare with him?

looks?

I am much more handsome than Vardy.

It seems that Vardy is inferior to himself in everything, so why should Vardy get more attention?

There is only one answer!

Because Vardy is a tease!

This is completely incomparable.

Although this is an era of looking at faces, the problem is that there are always people with heavy tastes.

If I don't change my routine and always rely on my skills and appearance, I'm afraid other people's eyes will still be focused on Vardy.

Well, it's finally time to make this decision!

From today, I will also start to be a douchebag, like Vardy, facing the sea and blooming in spring.

Vardy doesn't know Ronaldo's mental activities at this time. If he knew, he would thank God devoutly, and since then he has another devout believer.

At this time, Vardy is really embarrassed to the extreme, this is too embarrassing!

It doesn't matter if the clothes are soaked, even the shoes are soaked, how can I wear them?

It is obvious that the shoe on the right foot is more than half a catty heavier than the left foot!

Looking at the staff on the sidelines of England with a kind of innocent and pitiful eyes, dear, can you bring me the spare shoes?

Since the last time the shoes were thrown into the stands by his teammates and disappeared after being snatched by fans, Vardy has a long memory, and he has to bring a spare pair of shoes every time to avoid being cheated by the system.

Seeing Vardy's gesture, the staff quickly threw the shoes to Vardy on the sidelines. Vardy sat on the ground and began to change shoes regardless of his image.

Seeing this scene, the England players naturally wanted to help Vardy delay time tacitly, so several players surrounded the referee and started to reason, making a big fuss about Portugal's foul just now.

However, Vardy is getting busier and more chaotic. The shoes that he usually puts on every minute can’t be fixed today. The shoelaces that he played so well seem to be deliberately against him today, and he can’t tie them no matter what .

Seeing Vardy sweating profusely, Rooney hurried over to help Vardy put on his shoes.

Fortunately, this is a football game. Fortunately, this is a live broadcast. If it is a variety show that can be edited later, the production team will definitely match Vardy’s shoes with green gas, and then give Rooney a poisoned green face.

After putting on his shoes, Vardy walked into the court awkwardly.

Doesn't the boss on today's almanac say "not to be teased"?

Otherwise, why are you so unlucky!

The game finally resumed, and Vardy's embarrassing period has passed.

Beckham stands in front of the ball, ready to take a free kick.

Vardy did not rashly drill into the restricted area. The experience of countless failures told him that he was majestic in other places, but he was mahjong in the restricted area, and everyone had to play it.

So Vardy stood at the top of the arc in the penalty area, ambush and waited for the opportunity.

Anyway, everyone knows that under normal circumstances, Vardy is the safest and non-threatening during set-pieces, so only one defensive player is staring at Vardy, and everyone's attention is focused on Ferdinand and others.

Although very upset, Vardy has no temper. Although he has almost no ability to grab points, the only way to score in the penalty area is almost to miss, which is very embarrassing!

Beckham kicked a free kick in a wide arc to the sky above the penalty area. The players on both sides competed fiercely, and they all wanted to control the first landing point.

However, when Ferdinand was interfered by Carvalho, he failed to compete for the ball. Instead, he was cleared by another Portuguese defender, Mela.

The ball flew out of the penalty area, and the two sides immediately began to compete for the second landing point.

Vardy originally stayed outside the penalty area to watch the excitement, but he didn't expect the ball to fly above his head.

Seeing where the ball landed, let alone his feet, Vardy's heart was itchy.

It seems that I once made a super long-distance header from this position. Is it because I want to repeat the great feat of heading the world wave?

wrong.

Last time, I was wearing a headband to increase my header ability.

Now my head is empty, and if I head the ball from this position, I still have to head the ball to the corner flagpole!

Since the header is not good, it seems that there is only one choice left!

Thinking of this, Vardy's eyes instantly became firm.

Facing the ball falling, Vardy half-turned and jumped high, his upper body leaned back sharply, his left foot was raised to maintain balance in the air, and his right foot swung hard in a half-circle arc, slamming heavily on the ball, the ball It flew towards the goal like a cannonball.

During the action of the lightning fire, the Portuguese defensive players were still trying to harass Vardy. They never thought that Vardy would shoot a barb from this position outside the penalty area, so there was no time to stop it.

And even if he can stop it in time, he has to think about the tragedy of the Swedish player Karlstrom, whose face was swollen by Vardy's barb

There was a huge exclamation in the stands, everyone was shocked by Vardy's boldness, such a long distance, barb shot, this is the rhythm of heaven!

The players on both sides in the penalty area also stared wide-eyed, full of incredible eyes, and even the Portuguese goalkeeper Ricardo thought that Vardy was a little smug.

Even if you shoot directly at the goal from this position, you may not be able to score, let alone you use a barb.

Do you think you can perform the miracle of a header lob from outside the penalty area like last time?

Barb shots are more difficult than England's goalkeeper Robinson kicking directly in front of his own goal!

But when the ball roared and bombarded the goal like a cannonball, Ricardo couldn't laugh anymore.

In the blink of an eye, the ball had already flown to the goal, and the tricky angle made Ricardo's scalp tingle!

Unable to control the exclamations from the stands, Ricardo dived deep into the football, and his super-fast nervous reaction gave him a little bit of confidence.

But when he was powerless in the air, he found in despair that his hand was still a short distance away from the ball, and this short distance was the difference between heaven and hell.

The moment the ball flew into the Portuguese goal, the scene exploded, like a volcanic eruption, and the whole earth was surrounded and swallowed by this excitement and detonation.

Unlike the enthusiastic cheers of the fans, the players on both sides of the field were stunned for a moment, stunned by Vardy's miraculous barb goal.

Vardy got up quickly, even though he was prepared in his heart, but when he saw the ball lying obediently in the goal, he still couldn't control his excitement.

With a hysterical roar, Vardy waved his fists and ran all the way, sprinting all the way to the stands where the England fans were, stopped abruptly, raised his hands, and shouted with the fans!

The eighth!

This is my eighth goal!

I'm going to take England with me to the end!

I want us to be champions!

Cheers!

Seeing the fans roaring with passion like himself, Vardy immediately wanted to take off his jersey and throw it into the stands to thank the fans.

The English players who just rushed over to celebrate the goal with Vardy made a move by Vardy, quickly put aside the celebration, and directly held Vardy.

Honey, stop making trouble!

You have a yellow card, do you know that?

And because you got a yellow card for undressing and celebrating, even if England eliminated England, you can only watch the game from the stands in the next game.

Vardy's shocking goal made all the fans watching this game excited.

This is the most original charm of football, a beautiful cooperation, a wonderful goal, pleasing to the eye.

And Vardy's goal is the most difficult in history. I don't know if there is a barb goal farther than this, but it is definitely the first time on a big stage like the World Cup quarter-finals.

Is this a miracle given by God?

Then let's pay our respects!

Countless fans have become Vardy's loyal fans since this moment, and they are deeply attracted by him and can no longer extricate themselves.

The fans in England have already knelt in front of the TV, watching Vardy as if on a pilgrimage.

Only Vardy can lead England forward, only Vardy can bring them passionate goals one by one, only Vardy can make them stand on top of the world.

Long live England!

Long live Vardy!

Long live the tease!

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